Retarded Stories

Basically CORTIS but with a sixth female member uh ts is meant to be funny and uh shit so uh read it if u want idk its basically me being dumb but its fun so yeah

Copyright © 2012 "It's not something so easily controlled. Just like the sun sets every night and rises again in the morning, how birds fly south for the winter, and the sky is blue. The monster in me comes out every night to fill an unsatitionable hunger. One that no food of any kind can fill: a hunger for blood." We all have monsters in us, just some can controll it better than others. In the state of Maine and a small town along the border of Canada, something evil lurks in the dark woods of the Northern Pack lead by Alpha James and his son Emerson James. Emerson takes care of a strange little cat shifter Kriss whom he had kidnapped from the clutches of the abusive cat clan just south of them. Emerson trails through the odd behavior of the pale, dark haired girl that he has grown to adore as he goes on a journey of what it truely means to be brave and selfless through the means of the weird cat child with glowing silver eyes meanwhile he tries to hunt down the monster in the woods.

Yeah You're Probably Not Interested. I Know, I Know The IT Fandom Probably Died Already. _______________________________________________________________________ Art By @nickelintelliget On Tumblr

Me and my friend were agruging about how much time I spent on c.ai and things happened bad things

My friend Sophie helped with this. This is an idiotic and annoying story about the evil book and booklet. Bai bai now.

The romantic story of a certain Orel and his beautiful savior called Babicka..💗. TW: rough sex, manipulation, Orel, humanxbird, Fight with Greece,Bulgaria and Albania, Spoiled brat too ugly, vicious insults, 18+, blowjob, big farts, sex farts, moaning, nicknames, monkey, autistic behavior, healing farts, fat pig Babicka, mentions of Cannibalism, burps (pardon), retarded side characters, gay, gay sex, big ears, Talking Tom.. and other stuff

Meet Pixie Snow Hohlt.Ang nag iisang kapatid ni Eros Hohlt o mas kilala bilang Mr.Kupido slash famous novel writer.Ang nag iisang anghel na nag aayos ng love life ng mga taong naloko,nasawi,nasaktan,pinaasa,umasa,nabigo ,iniwan etc.Pinag tatagpo nya ang dalawang taong naitadhana para sa isat -isa ,pero what if love life naman ng kapatid nya ang maging next project nya??! What if love life naman ng kapatid nya ang maging complicated. As in super komplikado dahil magatagpuan lang naman ni Snow ang love of her life nya sa storyang ginagawa ng kuya nya???!! AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT VERY STUPID ACCIDENT!!! WHAT TO DO???!!!!!

Warning: grammar is so bad it's almost unreadable A story I wrote sober in my freshman-Junior year in high school and is still ongoing, I'm making chapters 1-3 into an animation pilot (but with OCs based on them) DISCLAIMER: If any of the individuals mentioned in the fic wants me to take this down I will take it down or replace them, This is VERY satirical and I don't ship real people.

🥀.) if you continue being like that, they'll hate you.

don't let the girls see this one

🚨COVER IS NOT MINE🚨🤓 A young 14-year-old named Luis found the love of his life in an unsuspecting place, will their young love survive throughout high school? Look at all the events and tragedies they will have to face and find out! Main characters -Luis = the homophobe bully that turns gay 😂 -Max = the shy emo gay furry femboy kid💀 Side Characters -Sarai/Ray = The bully/homophobe #1 -Heidy = The bully/homophobe #2 -Ricardo = Max's friend (vent friend) -Yamauri = Max's ex -Clarivel = The loner -Mark = The funny homophobic kid Hidden Characters -Luis's parents (Luis has no siblings cause they died 😔💀) -Max's parents that abuse him and he's emo 🖤 ⚠️🚨SATIRE PLS DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT SRS 🤣🤣🤣😭😭⚠️🚨

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(No main Pokemon Trainers will not be mentioned) Give me the hate for this! Because apparently I'm good at doing such thing.

idk just random things

You heard it right folks! This is a book of randomness and tomfoolery and shit. You'll see cursed images, random images, etc.