Historias de Retarted

"Why does this keep happening?"

Samia: Psst Psst Me: watt!!! Jake: y'all must want to get caught by it me: ummm no Jake: shut the fuck up den Reggie: U shut the fuck up ????: Give me my bay bee Reggie: we don't want yo ratched ass baby Me: stfu Reggie I can't deal with her and her I lost my bae be like bitch its in hell where DA fuck u pose ta be Chres: aner no one asked you to talk its going to find us and claw us to shreds thanks to (clears throat) dumb hoe's

Yo mama so ugly she can't fit the the house door or it will tip over into pieces Caden Turner

when teachers gone bad...

Bonnie,Evan, and kai (all girls by the way) were in the army for two years there now been recruited to become assassins. But when they are sent on one special mission in Denali, Alaska there whole life is turn upside down. warning there will be gays and lesibians and emos in this story.

scary no no man of monster scary no

Everything will be okay in the end, If its not okay, Then it's not the end

Hey guys the first part is up and retarded j.s but anyway its up so yeah

Gay

Short reasons why you shouldn't do something for some reason!!

my friend made a ff about me and a person were friends with on a game so I decide to make this... idek what my life is anymore

well thus is very funny I guess??

I am I cat INNA tutu and fairy wings |||this is for ages 10+

#starryandtomer

Each chapter is about one of my idiotic class mates!

This is basically just plain right retarded. Everything is off and some clearly not true. I thought I would just have a laugh trying to come up with all this stuff. BTW ITS YOUTUBER RELATED IF I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT!!!!! Thanks for reading