Retarted Stories

Me acting like a complete idiot Plus other stupid stuff

Yo mama so ugly she can't fit the the house door or it will tip over into pieces Caden Turner

Will Jerry become human again? Find out in the mythical story of Dinosaur Feet

Each chapter is about one of my idiotic class mates!

i dont post on here whoops

Bonnie,Evan, and kai (all girls by the way) were in the army for two years there now been recruited to become assassins. But when they are sent on one special mission in Denali, Alaska there whole life is turn upside down. warning there will be gays and lesibians and emos in this story.

Suzan DeRafto was a normal girl, just normal, not popular, not a loner, not a nerd, not a jock, just normal. She had friends and a best friend named Beth Sarsci. She also had a crush his name was Nick Beem, the schools hottie, and strong jock. Every girl would fall for him just to become popular, but he fell in love with Suzan. One day he asked for something on their date, yup... a date. It was NOT what she expected or even wanted. Not something she liked. But what will happen after she finds out Beth had a huge crush on him first?

Idiot dies

A LOVELY INSANE CHIC

Everything will be okay in the end, If its not okay, Then it's not the end

What does a punt say to a elephant

scary no no man of monster scary no

I a sweggy peesh that never rots or get ate

Jacenta Estella Perez is the sister of Jacob Emmanuel Perez known as Princeton from Mindless Behavior. When she, her best friend, and the new girl named Jasmine go on tour togeher what will happen? Especially because Jacenta's worst enemy is friends with Jasmine...

I can't explain this and personally don't want to

I felt him, I felt him lean in every second him getting closer and closer then at that moment his lips sunk straight into mine and all I felt was a dying sense of passion. Then... Trinity Nguyen was your normal high school girl (sophmore) she and her friend Sean know everyone in the school, but dont really connect to a group/ click. One day after in the hospital Trinity realized something that would change her life forever...She was in LOVE... (yes that improtant four letter word) but when she finds the one she loves does something like betray her she leaves and hopes to never come back. WARNING: Ending you will be very STUPID AND YOU WILL HATE IT!! but If you comment and vote I might make a sequal to finish it off :D

when teachers gone bad...

Wtf

#starryandtomer