Retorts Stories

Dominic is the pediophobic foster girl with a boy's first name and no last name. Despite that, she lived a semi-normal life before her friend's sixteenth birthday. That'...

I realised that a lot of people have been insulted and are in need of retorts but their brains don't work fast enough (no offence, I've experienced it a few times before...

A poem by me and my friend.

Try these next time you're approached by a creeper

Read for smart and witty comebacks, jokes, quotes and funfacts.Hope you like it. p.s: I don't own the cover. Just saying ;-)

This is a book on things that are true and funny

Feeling pissed off with someone? Hit them with some of the stupidest, funniest and insulting burns of the year! We've got everything from Yo Mamma - Blonde jokes/burns...