Retorts Stories

Feeling pissed off with someone? Hit them with some of the stupidest, funniest and insulting burns of the year! We've got everything from Yo Mamma - Blonde jokes/burns...

Dominic is the pediophobic foster girl with a boy's first name and no last name. Despite that, she lived a semi-normal life before her friend's sixteenth birthday. That'...

Read for smart and witty comebacks, jokes, quotes and funfacts.Hope you like it. p.s: I don't own the cover. Just saying ;-)

A poem by me and my friend.

I realised that a lot of people have been insulted and are in need of retorts but their brains don't work fast enough (no offence, I've experienced it a few times before...

Try these next time you're approached by a creeper

This is a book on things that are true and funny