Retorts Stories

Read for smart and witty comebacks, jokes, quotes and funfacts.Hope you like it. p.s: I don't own the cover. Just saying ;-)

Dominic is the pediophobic foster girl with a boy's first name and no last name. Despite that, she lived a semi-normal life before her friend's sixteenth birthday. That's when she met the Vampires. After consuming Vampiric blood, Dominic is thrown into a world of blackmail, murder, and a hell of a lot of awkwardness and fighting. To make the whole ordeal worse, there's TOYS.

A poem by me and my friend.

This is a book on things that are true and funny

I realised that a lot of people have been insulted and are in need of retorts but their brains don't work fast enough (no offence, I've experienced it a few times before). So here are a list of insults and retorts. There's also a space for anyone to rant freely if they want :D

Try these next time you're approached by a creeper

Feeling pissed off with someone? Hit them with some of the stupidest, funniest and insulting burns of the year! We've got everything from Yo Mamma - Blonde jokes/burns! Shoot a witty burn right back at your enemy or your ex. Make a song out of the burns! It's up to you, the Book of Burns is in your hands. *** Yes, some of these burns/jokes ARE racist and stereotypical. Sometimes even sexist. Dive into this book with an open (closed) mind and an open heart. Seriously, PLEASEEEEEE don't complain about how wrong the joke was because-- Yeah, there is always going to be a joke out there that offends you. Love, Ari