Rickastley Stories

I wrote this because i have no life :D

He knows the game, but does he want to play it?

❤️ good luck coping with that ❤️

You wanna know what's worse than getting your heart broken by the guy who supposedly loved you for 4 years? I'll tell you. Waking up in the middle of the night, after crying for hours before going to sleep. I'm then woken up by loud fucking music. So you know like the good Samaritan I am, I make my way out my house and try to politely ask whoever the fuck is fucking playing that fucking Rick Astley song over and fuckin' over to stop. But no one's playing the song. Everyone in the neighborhood is also trying to find the source. !!! this is bxb, that means boy and boy romance, sensuality, all that fuck'n cheese aight? don't like it? get the fuck out. kidding, but seriously.

A Fred X Rick astley baconism fanfic of how they meet and stuff This is my first fanfic so it's gonna suck

not related to shrek at all, just a masterpiece/ meme story, also known as my 2am brainrot

All hail our lord and savior Rick Astley

nIVER GONNA GIVE U UP

As the Discord moderator gets home from work, he gets on discord, then horrible things follow.

Never gonna let you down

never gonna give you up *GIVES YOU UP* you lied Rick.. you lied to me baby. I'm sorry ThatOneCandor.. I'm sorry I cheated on you. NO! *punches Rick* I don't forgive you, Rick. We're getting a divorce. *the court* Mrs. Astley, are you sure you want to divorce Mr. Astley? Yes. I'm sure. He gave me up and told lies, and he deserted me. He said he wouldn't do any of those things. Okay. You get all the money. But.. but what about me? You get a shed, Mr. Astley. You gave ThatOneCandor up. *sobs* I SAID I WAS SORRY! Yeah. That's right sob. I don't forgive you and I never will. I hope you can still have a career in that shed. Goodbye, Rick. THATONECANDOR NO!! *falls off a cliff* THATONECANDOR!! I tried to warn you baby.. I'm sorry... -ANGST 2- Rick. I'm sorry but I have to pull the trigger. ThatOneCandor.. please don't do this.. you can give me a second chance.. You robbed my bank Ricky. I'm sorry. *shoots* There was only room for one of us in this bank. And his name was JOHN CENA.

Remus buys Sirius dog treats lols The writing in this is so super oober amazing and it is definitely completed and wasn't stopped randomly.

Dream promises to never let George down. Will he be able to fulfil this promise or will he die trying?

I guess I'm just writing out descriptive sentences that pop in to my head, like maybe on top of a mountain? who knows.

Ok this is my first book so I'm sorry for any cringes or stuff, there will be no smut sorry maybe in the future. This is a Rick Astley x fem reader for all you little weirdos out there, there is swearing 😌 also, y/n is 19! And I'm making Rick like 22.

(this would be in a hiatus, or will be discontinued so yeah.) This "story" will be posting Rick Astley song lyrics in an hour or in a week, and I hope I don't regret doing this so yeah ill put more if I want to.

this is a fanfic where obama finds true love 🥰🤡❤