Ridiculous Stories

A collection of original poems written by me. Some are emotional some are funny some are sad and some are downright ridiculous. I don't know who you are or what your story is but I hope that you can adopt these poems into your life and even find some comfort as we journey through this confusing road called life.

Did you ever wonder what weird ass things happen when you have a class of kids of various ages (very various) with little to no experience do a D&D club? Well I have this for you! After part 4 the writing gets a bit wonky...how wonky? Find out 😅 (THIS BOOK IS ALSO POSTED ON QUOTEV)

In this funny crossover between Ed, Edd, n Eddy and the Warhammer 40K universe, When a Warp-infused Ultra Jawbreaker crashes into the Cul-de-Sac, the Eds unknowingly ignite a galactic war between the Imperium of Man, the Forces of Chaos, and the mighty Shepherd of the Old Country. From Khârn the Betrayer challenging Rolf in a duel of honor, to Ed consuming the candy and ascending to godhood, the chaos only intensifies when the Emperor of Mankind himself arrives to restore order. As Eddy schemes, Double D panics, and Ed becomes a cosmic entity, will the Eds finally achieve their dream of endless jawbreakers-or will they be purged in holy fire? Featuring Warp Jesus Ed, Celestine questioning her life choices, and Rolf demanding five goats from the Emperor, this crossover is the most heretical thing to ever happen in the Cul-de-Sac. Will friendship triumph over the Grim Darkness of the Far Future? Or will Kevinicus still find a way to ruin everything? Embrace the chaos.

This is a book of random stuff like quotes, jokes and other things. I do not take credit for any of this, it's all from the internet. Cover by: Hard_boiStan

A poorly-written, extremely inaccurate yet somehow ridiculously entertaining pre-Harry Potter story I wrote when I was ten. Bear with me here. I published this for laughs. It does not reflect at all my current work quality. It's really old. All Harry Potter characters property of J. K. Rowling. Story (though inaccurate from original) and writing property of K. E. Kamiko.

"If she can't, I can." Also, credits to the owner of the picture

Scribbling nonsense since 2020 A book for polls, rankings, and randomness.

A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

"Uh, sensei. According to my calculations, I will get my period tomorrow, so I can't do the swimming test." Aizawa stares. And stares. And stares some more. Then, "What the fuck, Midoriya?!" Or, Izuku is trying to find any excuse to skip the swimming class due to a secret, but he might've gone too far. [Slice of life, Comedy, Skits, Comfort, one shots (not really.)]

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Life happens, in the city of Bryklawn, life happens alot. ATETLH is a peek behind the shallow veil we like to show the world. Real life is mundane with small spurts of excitement. ATETLH is the opposite >;->

Warrior cats reacting to fandoms, memes, and ships about themselves!the This also includes my OCs, Pearlfur and Snowear. Members of Riverclan. I dont own anything and be warned that there will be spoilers for Warrior cats and other things and the cats will be acting like complete idiots occasionally. Edit Oct 11th 2018: I'm having trouble finding fandoms and stuff for reactions. So I'm going to start Truth Or Dare! Just comment anything and ill put it in.

This is what happens to Fred after the events of Stephanie Meyer's The Second Life of Bree Tanner. (Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight saga. This is for fun. :) ]

At the age of ten, Kevin had been in foster care for too long. He was quickly placed with Drew, a demon placed on earth. Kevin would soon be locked away in a house and kept prisoner from the next 6 years. After being trapped in a house and tortured for so long, a woman hears his cries for help one night when he's being abused, and calls the police. This is his new life.

Random short stories. I may consider turning some into longer stories per request.

Melanie works two jobs to support herself and her good-for-nothing husband. One of these jobs includes part-time work as a Unicorn Hunter. Joss is an ex-Unicorn Hunter now tasked with protecting them, and he falls heads over heels for her. He wants to whisk her away on his rainbow and bring her to the planet of the Unicorns, never to return. But when her husband catches wind of this, he'll go to shocking lengths to keep her. Torn between the only man she's ever been able to keep and a man decked in bedazzled tank tops and pink leather pants (and let's not even mention his horrifyingly pink truck) who is still somehow much more of a man than her husband will ever be, while still having a mortgage to pay... Melanie will have to decide between reality and fantasy, good and evil, and the ultimate question: is there such a thing as too much bedazzling?

Rants and ramblings on the world and shitty observations about life, in general. For those in desperate need, this may be regarded as a self help initiative. A humble and a potentially exigent project from yours truly. * * * paused * * *

A comedic story that follows Max through love and loss and tragedy as he navigates the dating scene as a young man living on his own, unfamiliar with the proper way to prepare a chicken dinner.

These are some really dumb stories of Lego guys that I wrote down in a notebook a couple years ago. They are really quite ridiculous, and just for fun.