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A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

Scribbling nonsense since 2020 A book for polls, rankings, and randomness.

This will just be a book of poetry originally by me. It's not gonna be great but they're a work of my heart so please respect them and don't take them. I don't know when it will officially be out but hopefully I can release soon. 2 poems have been released Some will be my thoughts, some will be pretty emotional, some are just about nature and some will just be downright ridiculous. I'll probably add art to some too. But I don't know

*sigh* I guess some people just can't take no for an answer

book 2 is here baby!! if you like bk 1 this is the sequel so get ready for some sick awesome straight forward comebacks that'll leave you laughing for hours!!!!

How a Valkyrie and a Demi-god team up to save humanity in a tournament starring the strongest warriors in both the gods and humans sides.

Lingling this is Orm. Orm this is Lingling . [Silence ] - What's your last name ? - Kwong - I love you LINGLING KWONG - uh ? - My cutie 2G girlfriend, let's write stories on us so no one will steal you from me.

A Muggle Kiss Cam and Quidditch. What could go wrong? For Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, quite a bit, but for the rest of the student body? Nothing but entertainment at its finest! Based off a tumblr post. Full credit to @drarrycontrary, @parseltonquingq, and @moonysdog for the plot idea! And, of course, to J.K. Rowling for the wonderful world of Harry Potter! Sort of a Drarry fanfiction. Oneshot. Humor. Rated G.

A book full of crazy US-American laws. Ein Buch voller verrückter US-amerikanischer Gesetze. English & German Englisch & Deutsch

Some Pretty Funny Texts I have for you. NOTE: None of these texts aren't mine.

Crack story Random ASF I don't own Naruto Some mild cursing

This book is full of why ships are illegal for the dumb people who don't understand! this goes out to the genshin, anime and cr fandom! you creeps!

I recently cleaned my room and found an old treasure- a book created when I was four. The writing was legible in them because I had told my mom what to write in it. Know what the picture on the cover is portraying? I don't either. The story makes absolutely no sense guaranteed. Enjoy!

The mighty Ares cabin tackles ridiculous situations. Hop on for a fun ride!

I was in the car with my stepdad and we created a story by saying sentences and the other person had to fill in the gaps in the sentences. This absolute monstrosity is the product of that game. Enjoy! Or don't. In fact, not enjoying it seems more reasonable, this makes absolutely zero sense. This is supposed to be funny, and completely ridiculous in every way. I would recommend to stupid people who like things that don't make sense in any way. The story is about a horse named John, he is stupid. That is everything. It talks about a day in his life, and how it is connected to a crazy woman called Gertrude. This description sets it up to be more than it is. Sorry!

This is the story of how Lightening Mcqueen was born, and with.......a twin? ~~~ Join Lightening Mcqueen and his twin brother Lightening Knifesexy on an exciting journey through siblinghood and beyond! (LIGHTING MCQUEEN DOES BELONG TO DISNEY PIXAR AND LIGHTING KNIFESEXY BELONGS TO JANECONQUEST!) Also, Rehetheunicorn made the AMAZING AND GLORIOUS cover Thank you.

❝ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 ❞ in which you get to learn more about noah's depressing life

In this Impractical Jokers x Warhammer 40K comedy crossover, In a wild and unexpected twist of fate, the infamous pranksters from Impractical Jokers find themselves transported to the grimdark universe of Warhammer 40k, where they become the unwilling targets of the Imperium's wrath-and the very forces of Chaos itself. The Jokers must navigate the terrifying realms of Tzeentch, the Chaos God of Change, while confronting their own deepest fears and insecurities. But when it comes to dealing with interdimensional beings and galactic horrors, these four friends have one weapon that no one can counter: their laughter. Amidst soul-crushing cosmic nightmares and the looming threat of the Imperium, the Jokers will stop at nothing to prank their way out of trouble, turning the most terrifying forces in the galaxy into their personal joke. Can they outwit the Chaos Gods and survive the madness of the 41st millennium? Or will their final joke be their last? Prepare for chaos, absurdity, and cosmic hilarity as the Imperium faces its most ridiculous threat yet-James "Murr" Murray, Brian "Q" Quinn, Sal Vulcano, and Joe Gatto.

Cornelius has a brilliant mind, and it's killing him. His thoughts are a torrent of fragmented memories and visions. And secrets...so many secrets. Determined to save his girlfriend, he ventures out into the wilds. Lost and alone, he finds an unlikely savior in a benevolent Sasquatch. Or is it his mind playing tricks on him again? // One of six prequel cast intros to Otherborn: Earth's Crust Survival, and Otherborn: In the Wastelands Alone, including another free character intro: Otherborn: Granite High. *And artwork by amazing JessicaTitone.net

Adam Evans has always felt like the universe was mocking him. That only gets worse when he's charged with murder under bizarre circumstances and exiled from existence. Facing a life of utter solitude, he seizes the opportunity to escape with a strange girl. He's determined to put his life back together, but he never could have guessed how crazy things were about to become.