Ridiculous Stories

A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

Monsters? What are they? Crawlies salivating in Timmy's nightmares? Memories digested through jaws? Or, struggles chizzled into claws and fangs? Let's chomp on it and Slide down the gullet! From a goblin addicted to trolling to a treant painting itself gold, Buzz your mandables. after all, you might discover your monster...

A collection of original poems written by me. I don't know who you are or what your story is but I hope that you can adopt these poems into your life and even find some comfort as we journey through this confusing road called life. #2 happy poems

Hi, i'm raven, and, i'm a senior in Anderson high , supposedly i was going to live out my senior year the way i lived out the first two years in this god forsaken school. But of course if it were that uneventful it would not be here, anyway the reason for this would be Leo Anderson. Yea Anderson ,as in Anderson high , as in son of the headmaster of my current high school, that Anderson. Let me be the first to say that i have not once even spoken to the boy , not in my 2 years here and i did not expect that to change even in my 3rd year. But YAY for me he thought otherwise, considering he walked up to me and his words were "Kiss me ?" That was the moment i knew life as i had hoped it would be was never going to happen.

"If she can't, I can." Also, credits to the owner of the picture

Movie night gets a bit gassy.

Some fun stuff that you're missing ;)

A fail abortion, known as Robert Jordan, was once a child that was an utter disappointment to everyone around him, one day after an incident (that he may or may not have caused) he found what the value of human life is, in the process, he made up his mind and decided to become a vigilante known as the Amazing Hybrid! Armed with his witts and the voice inside of his head who he calls John Johnson, he went out and served his purpose in life...until he didn't, he thought he had fun but soon realized that he gained absolutely nothing from it, he wasn't popular, no pay, no respect, no friends, and he was still depressed about his life, but he did however gained a whole lot of needless trouble with enemies! He quit his position as Hybrid and decides to run away from his problems and start over elsewhere. Hopefully, he can become a normal person and be a productive member of society; life isn't simple for a disappointment like him as his past haunts him as someone else starts to call themselves Hybrid, but just who is this new more Abysmal Hybrid and what do they want with Robert Jordan? Why are they hostile towards him and will he ever live a quiet life in the northeast section of town?

Poem

Well, the title explains it all.

by: @amaranththinelle from: @chloeticehurst to: @Fruttare

My group of friends and I usually come up with our own words or have inside jokes to certain words. I'll put them in this book. *Note this isn't going to be in alphabetical order

Ever wonder why humans do the weird things we do? Or why animals behave in ways that make no sense? Maybe you just want a good laugh, a weird conversation starter, or a mind-blowing fact to drop at a party. 1,000 Useless Facts - and the Meaning Behind Them is your ultimate guide to the absurd, the hilarious, and the surprisingly meaningful. From body quirks that make you say "ew" or "wait, what?" to animals doing the unexplainable, bizarre history, random science, and facts that defy logic, this book is a nonstop ride of curiosity. Every fact includes a small insight into human nature, the world around us, or sometimes... absolutely nothing at all. Perfect for: • Coffee tables and casual browsing • Gift-giving for friends who love trivia or weirdness • Anyone who wants to laugh, gasp, or go "wait, really?" Open anywhere. Learn something new. Laugh a little. And remember - even useless knowledge has meaning.

I really don't know why i wrote this but just read it and laugh or whatever

These facts can be scary, silly, or ridiculously stupid. Read at your own risk.

A not so close family. A depressed daughter and couples living in a web of lies. They never see eye to eye but there's an issue now. They're stuck together for God knows how long. How long will they stick together or how long will it take for them to fall apart.

this is the sequel to my first ever story "oblivious" lower case is intended

Prepare to read the most inaccurate, most terrible, cancerous DBZ fanfic in your life. Today in the world of Dragon Ball Z... Goku had an awesome day. What could happen? Many unrelated plots and confusion awaits! Countless fights! Ridiculous plot twists! Characters that are completely OOC! Read and find out just how bad you have wasted your life laughing at stupidity... Seriously. Read this and you will feel stupid. XD Just so you know... I don't write like this... this was purposely done...

This is short storyline Feral and the two girls and two kids. Titled Meeting Him.

NEWTON X APPLE FANFIC - The untold story of Isaac Newton and how he fell in love with the apple that helped him discover gravity - AFFILATES: @JeffButWithEars @Maddie_Sparkles1