Ridiculousness Stories

'Congratulations Clydie! You are formally invited to the graduation trip sponsored by Mr. and Mrs. Crains. We hope you will be able to join us in this daring sea adventure where action, intrigue, and even a hint of romance might make an appearance. Sincerely, Fremont High' "Action, intrigue, and romance? Has my time come? Will I finally get what I deserve?" ________________________________________________ Clydie was excited to go to the graduation trip! I mean, what's not to be excited for? Not only was there going to be food, her best friend and Tod (boyfriend... pending) were going too. This is the perfect opportunity to change her single status! However, she didn't expect all of them to be shipwrecked in the middle of nowhere. Not only that but there seems to be a killer on the loose! They need to be careful because they could get backstabbed...literally.

this is the poorest work of literature ive posted online it is so bad (written at age 12)

The story of a Himalayan princess and her family of stupids.

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In a dystopian future, a tale of a fightback against oppression

Because not all superheroes are stoic muscle men. Would you like to read a story about superheroes? Would you like to read a story about teen superheroes? Would you like to read a story about teen superheroes, undercover youth centres, hot pink factories, invisible scientists, ABBA played on a flute and sometimes even friendship? Well, even if you didn't tick off everything on that very specific list, tough! Because you've read this far and I do so hope you'll read further. Essentially, this is a story read from six perspectives- Copycat, Decibelle, Lazuli, Newton, Omega and Pixel- in an episode-style format. If you don't know what that is, that's fair, as I made it up. It just means that each part is a separate story, with an overlapping half arc. A/N: If I actually manage to commit to this, expect a little entry for each of the main characters every week or so. If not? then this'll be a monument to my sins. But if I manage to stick for this for over two months, and you decide to continue reading past this point, then really: Hope you enjoy, darling weirdo.

From a young age, Theo has had recurring dreams of Alazne Leonheart, a noble princess in a fantastical land. He believes them to be recollections of his past life, and that he is her reincarnation. However, being the cynical guy he is, he didn't put much thought into it. One day, when Theo ran away from school due to stress, he stumbles on a carnival where he rediscovers magic-something Alazne had studied. Reassured his past life is not merely a fantasy, Theo tries to learn more about his past memories, death and the reason behind them. However, the more he learns, the more he becomes vulnerable to the dangers and darkness that unfolds. Will he be able to take it? Or will he shatter?

Professional stage magician and amateur detective Gerald E. Mendel sets out with his assistant to solve the mystery of why he's being charged money for using electricity. The answer might shock you!

A love story between Chanel West Coast and Rob Dyrdek

We're weird and crazy. We know it, and we own it. We hope to spread (or share if you prefer) our weirdness in a way that does not involve spamming your notifications. Read at your own risk. You have been warned. From here forward you will find only crazy. ~Celeste, Eli, Saige, and Twilight

A collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.

When Rob Dyrdek stays a little too late in the Ridiculousness studio, he finds that his friend, Chanel, is harboring a dark secret...

After the battle in the Valley of Scamishka, peace once again reigned. Two Scamishkin wizards, Ludwig Burlubous and Gurg Gornott, have adopted a young girl named Dian, who decides to be a cowgirl rather than a wizard like her two dads. Ludwig and Gurg have nothing against their daughter deciding to be a cowgirl, working in the farm owned by their neighbor, though, they did wish she'd consider learning a few spells, for safety, they reasoned. Unfortunately, peace doesn't last long as the deities Virdi and Heisha arrive, demanding the Golden Bow of Soht, wreaking havoc in seek of it. With no context as to why, the king of Scamishki sends Ludwig and Gurg, with the unknowing stowaway of Dian, to find the bow. What happens next will shock you.

Here, you will witness the most epic battle ever faced on Earth. A battle one on one, good vs evil, brother against brother, (evil face) vs (smiley face), and....... poptart..... kitty...... cats? {Just so you know I'm new at writing stories so I'm having my big sis, Toy Freddy/Redpizza12, edit my work. If we make any mistakes, please inform us in the comments.}

All the ideas I've not managed to convert to stories, now in one catalogue. None of these 'ideas' are actually stories, but I HAVE thrown in a few short stories and ONE poem. These ideas are only here as long as I don't write about them. Some are funny, some are serious, and some are downright ridiculous. Hope you like it.

Charlie Barley is clueless. On his return to New York City after a weeks-long retreat in the Canadian wilderness, Barley bungles his way through a world turned weird by COVID-19 - until a call from his niece explains all. Written by Andrew Lanfer (age 8) and his dad, Stefan (45) And also illustrated by them, with help from Drew's big brother, James (13)

A 22 year old girl named Opal Phoenix is Kellin Quinns best friend. She's the type of girl that doesn't take any shit from anyone and is violent most of the time. What happens when Kellin asks Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, to get Opal from side stage after they're done performing? Will it go smoothly or will it go horribly wrong? Read to find out.

I am going to take you on adventure with a girl that may seem average but that's what she wants you to think. So we'll join her in many misadventures. There will be a lots of laughter, regrets, life lessons and the main character hurting her self a ridiculous amount of times. Trust me you don't want to miss this.

Team Yamato arrives a few minutes early to Kakashi's fight with Kakuzu, and they totally misunderstand what's going on.