Ridiculousness Stories

Nikki is obsessed with the movie. Just ask anyone she knows. Or... just look at her bedroom walls. But one day, things go further than she ever imagined.... My first Wattpad story! Some stuff it *might* have in it.... Sapphic characters ✨️ Fluff Neurodiverse characters 🔥 Characters with Anxiety and/or depression I'll add more when they fit 😁 If you're not comfortable with any of these, there are plenty of other stories to read. Otherwise... thanks for choosing to look at my story!

Bella Jones, announce missing. Age 15 Last seen walking home from school on October 2, 2017. She is the height of 5'4, ginger/red head, brown eyes, was wearing ripped blue jeans and a white T-shirt. If found call (000) 000-0000. "I slowly open my eyes to only see complete darkness. Where am I? I feel a thin grip tightly around my wrist and ankles keeping them together. I hear tires driving across road, but it doesn't sound like concert. Where am I? I try to speak, but I can't make a sound. Duck tape across my lips. I try to remember the last thing I can think of. I was hit in the back of the head and now I am here. I was walking home from school. Did I get kidnapped? Am I gonna get raped? What's going on? Am I gonna die? What do my parents do when they realize I am not home?"

(Modern AU) He's so charming... from that pearly white smile, to his gentle voice, and the flow of his silky dark hair. I fell for him long before I realized I had, and I need to figure out a way to confess before I lose my chance.

Growing up in a small town and in a family that normalized putting dead animals in the garage freezer, pending future burial, these are stories of childhood shenanigans, humility, resiliency, growth, and really terrible haircuts.

When Rob Dyrdek stays a little too late in the Ridiculousness studio, he finds that his friend, Chanel, is harboring a dark secret...

weird story, very short.

The complexity of a bus ride

A 22 year old girl named Opal Phoenix is Kellin Quinns best friend. She's the type of girl that doesn't take any shit from anyone and is violent most of the time. What happens when Kellin asks Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, to get Opal from side stage after they're done performing? Will it go smoothly or will it go horribly wrong? Read to find out.

From a young age, Theo has had recurring dreams of Alazne Leonheart, a noble princess in a fantastical land. He believes them to be recollections of his past life, and that he is her reincarnation. However, being the cynical guy he is, he didn't put much thought into it. One day, when Theo ran away from school due to stress, he stumbles on a carnival where he rediscovers magic-something Alazne had studied. Reassured his past life is not merely a fantasy, Theo tries to learn more about his past memories, death and the reason behind them. However, the more he learns, the more he becomes vulnerable to the dangers and darkness that unfolds. Will he be able to take it? Or will he shatter?

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

Soup and a tiny swan, what more could you ask for when you reside in the basement pantry?

(Winner of the #FacePalmAtThis Awards) "Once upon a time lived this hot girl who thought she was ugly. She was then adopted by One Direction...." Praise for this book (fake): 'This book should come with a health warning,' Gordon Ramsay. 'You will need to clean your eyes after reading this,' Simon Cowell

All the ideas I've not managed to convert to stories, now in one catalogue. None of these 'ideas' are actually stories, but I HAVE thrown in a few short stories and ONE poem. These ideas are only here as long as I don't write about them. Some are funny, some are serious, and some are downright ridiculous. Hope you like it.

this is the poorest work of literature ive posted online it is so bad (written at age 12)

Team Yamato arrives a few minutes early to Kakashi's fight with Kakuzu, and they totally misunderstand what's going on.

Cursed One Shots that I'll be writing from day to day when my friends dare me to. PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT SHIP THESE IN ANY WAY AND WILL REGRET WRITING THESE FOR THE REST OF TIME. This is, in every respect, a comedic joke. None of the characters are mine. All rights reserved. I do not own the cover. I DO NOT DO LEMONS/SMUT OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. I merely write fluff. One Shots (The list will be updated): 1. Elmo x Elsa. 2. TBD.

What happens when you take The Wizard of Oz as source material, recontextualize it to be somewhat contemporary, then throw the whole thing in a blender with sardonic and absurdist humor and kicking neonazi ass? I have no idea, but hey check out this cool story I'm writing! Updates when I feel like it.

This is a collection of various prompted short stories. It'll be somewhat of a pastiche, or assortment of non-related themes and styles. It all starts with the ridiculous 'Snag-a-Date' to set the mood. "So many apps to choose from, so few that'll be used. It's a competitive place where new apps try to garner popularity. Perhaps Snag-a-Date will be able to be one of them? Nick Potts certainly hopes so. But Nick's an idiot and his judgement can't be trusted. In either case, he's devised a remarkably un-genius plan to save his app." **I'll add the corresponding tags as I choose the prompts.***