Ridiculousness Stories

Queen Rose Maximum ruled the land of... well, there's a copyright on it, so I, the Narrator, cannot say what land it is. Let's try this again... Queen Rose Maximum lived in a kingdom far, far away. Probably in northern Canada or something. Her loyal subjects paid the potato tax and lived mostly peacefully, with the occasional kerfuffle over who grew the finest potatoes. The royal librarians, Ignatios and Eposa Wyntor, were supposedly siblings. At least, that's what they wanted everyone to think for some plot-related reason. Or maybe it had nothing to do with the plot at all. The royal band-yes that's a thing-included September Tay, who besides rock n' rolling with the band may or may not be the second smartest protagonist. And when I say "smartest", I mean the protagonist who makes the most sane decisions out of all of them... but really, most of the insane decisions are made by this next character: The royal jester, Conspiro Grey. Official punster and famous for his iconic catchphrase, which we'll get to later. It's safe to say that everything he does in the story is a jest. Living in the castle dungeon was The Dungeon Monster, whose name was actually Hiroa Time. The Dungeon Monster was more of her job description. You'll see. When the legendary band-different kind of band-of pirates known as The Pirates of Fabu invade the copyrighted land, Queen Rose sends her loyal castle staff to save the day. I really hope they all get a pay raise. But, who are these pirates? I should know, I'm the Narrator... ... ... ... Anyway... Whoever they are, they better watch out... they might die of laughter when they meet the group sent to stop them.

The complexity of a bus ride

(Modern AU) He's so charming... from that pearly white smile, to his gentle voice, and the flow of his silky dark hair. I fell for him long before I realized I had, and I need to figure out a way to confess before I lose my chance.

In a world with an oppressive government, two lovers must discover whether or not their love is worth dying for. Meet 4. 4 has neglected by their parents all of their life. Their parents, both 2s, are important people in the world of 2048, so they have no time to care for their child. Their neglect not only shapes 4 into a headstrong and cunning person but also influences the prophecy. Meet 16. 16 has it all: a loving family, perfect grades, and loyal friends. The other half of the prophecy, they begin to understand that the best things in life are worth fighting for - or dying for. Either 4 and 16 relinquish their relationship - or it's game over. --- YES, this story is based on the game 2048 (in case that wasn't clear). Warnings: Some swearing, and filled with bullˢʰᶦᵗ. Completely pointless. Don't get mad at me.

I am going to take you on adventure with a girl that may seem average but that's what she wants you to think. So we'll join her in many misadventures. There will be a lots of laughter, regrets, life lessons and the main character hurting her self a ridiculous amount of times. Trust me you don't want to miss this.

Just check it out, people! Have fun!

Here, you will witness the most epic battle ever faced on Earth. A battle one on one, good vs evil, brother against brother, (evil face) vs (smiley face), and....... poptart..... kitty...... cats? {Just so you know I'm new at writing stories so I'm having my big sis, Toy Freddy/Redpizza12, edit my work. If we make any mistakes, please inform us in the comments.}

Because not all superheroes are stoic muscle men. Would you like to read a story about superheroes? Would you like to read a story about teen superheroes? Would you like to read a story about teen superheroes, undercover youth centres, hot pink factories, invisible scientists, ABBA played on a flute and sometimes even friendship? Well, even if you didn't tick off everything on that very specific list, tough! Because you've read this far and I do so hope you'll read further. Essentially, this is a story read from six perspectives- Copycat, Decibelle, Lazuli, Newton, Omega and Pixel- in an episode-style format. If you don't know what that is, that's fair, as I made it up. It just means that each part is a separate story, with an overlapping half arc. A/N: If I actually manage to commit to this, expect a little entry for each of the main characters every week or so. If not? then this'll be a monument to my sins. But if I manage to stick for this for over two months, and you decide to continue reading past this point, then really: Hope you enjoy, darling weirdo.

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events.

'Congratulations Clydie! You are formally invited to the graduation trip sponsored by Mr. and Mrs. Crains. We hope you will be able to join us in this daring sea adventure where action, intrigue, and even a hint of romance might make an appearance. Sincerely, Fremont High' "Action, intrigue, and romance? Has my time come? Will I finally get what I deserve?" ________________________________________________ Clydie was excited to go to the graduation trip! I mean, what's not to be excited for? Not only was there going to be food, her best friend and Tod (boyfriend... pending) were going too. This is the perfect opportunity to change her single status! However, she didn't expect all of them to be shipwrecked in the middle of nowhere. Not only that but there seems to be a killer on the loose! They need to be careful because they could get backstabbed...literally.

A story about the life of an author and a ridiculous girl that he just couldn't get out of his head. Join the main character, me, the author as we take a guided tour through my memories of a girl too wonderful to be anything but ridiculous. This is a work-in-progress. All constructive critique is welcome.

this is the poorest work of literature ive posted online it is so bad (written at age 12)

Seriousl

In a dystopian future, a tale of a fightback against oppression

This is just a book about me ranting about stuff that goes on in my country

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

A love story between Chanel West Coast and Rob Dyrdek

Fever dream but I put keywords into an AI story writer...

A collection of original, short and ridiculous tales. This story is not directed at anyone nor do they mean anything. It's all purely for fun and just enjoy it! Updates whenever we feel like it lol ;]