Ridiculousness Stories

Professional stage magician and amateur detective Gerald E. Mendel sets out with his assistant to solve the mystery of why he's being charged money for using electricity. The answer might shock you!

Fever dream but I put keywords into an AI story writer...

All the ideas I've not managed to convert to stories, now in one catalogue. None of these 'ideas' are actually stories, but I HAVE thrown in a few short stories and ONE poem. These ideas are only here as long as I don't write about them. Some are funny, some are serious, and some are downright ridiculous. Hope you like it.

This will be a brief explanation of random things that people do that I find utterly ridiculous in every way. This will probably bring you down, so if you're having a marvelous day, don't let me ruin it with my negativity. Please turn back now. For the rest of you negative nancy's, like me, let us journey onward to a life of why-are-you-being-so-stupid's and complain about it together.

^.^ Y/N is the new member of fantasy factory, well actually the assistant. What happens when Drama, Big Cat, and Rob all fall for her. Who will she chose? What will happen?

Cursed One Shots that I'll be writing from day to day when my friends dare me to. PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT SHIP THESE IN ANY WAY AND WILL REGRET WRITING THESE FOR THE REST OF TIME. This is, in every respect, a comedic joke. None of the characters are mine. All rights reserved. I do not own the cover. I DO NOT DO LEMONS/SMUT OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. I merely write fluff. One Shots (The list will be updated): 1. Elmo x Elsa. 2. TBD.

Angel, a girl with many dreams. She is insomniac & the paragonist keeping her night engaged. The paragonist Arjun, who went invisible & blessed with some special powers by a Witcher. After 4-5 years Arjun is out of his usual life, becoming visible & getting into normal life. Anitha had a huge crush on Arjun from the first but she didn't exposed. Finally, both joining their hands.

just ask me "WHY" and I'll tell you, WHY... (read first chapter for a real explanation)

29 Flash Fictions about whatever I can think of. Stories are less than 1000 Words and I will be releasing them at whatever time I want or available until it is completed.

Seriousl

After the battle in the Valley of Scamishka, peace once again reigned. Two Scamishkin wizards, Ludwig Burlubous and Gurg Gornott, have adopted a young girl named Dian, who decides to be a cowgirl rather than a wizard like her two dads. Ludwig and Gurg have nothing against their daughter deciding to be a cowgirl, working in the farm owned by their neighbor, though, they did wish she'd consider learning a few spells, for safety, they reasoned. Unfortunately, peace doesn't last long as the deities Virdi and Heisha arrive, demanding the Golden Bow of Soht, wreaking havoc in seek of it. With no context as to why, the king of Scamishki sends Ludwig and Gurg, with the unknowing stowaway of Dian, to find the bow. What happens next will shock you.

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

'Congratulations Clydie! You are formally invited to the graduation trip sponsored by Mr. and Mrs. Crains. We hope you will be able to join us in this daring sea adventure where action, intrigue, and even a hint of romance might make an appearance. Sincerely, Fremont High' "Action, intrigue, and romance? Has my time come? Will I finally get what I deserve?" ________________________________________________ Clydie was excited to go to the graduation trip! I mean, what's not to be excited for? Not only was there going to be food, her best friend and Tod (boyfriend... pending) were going too. This is the perfect opportunity to change her single status! However, she didn't expect all of them to be shipwrecked in the middle of nowhere. Not only that but there seems to be a killer on the loose! They need to be careful because they could get backstabbed...literally.

Bella Jones, announce missing. Age 15 Last seen walking home from school on October 2, 2017. She is the height of 5'4, ginger/red head, brown eyes, was wearing ripped blue jeans and a white T-shirt. If found call (000) 000-0000. "I slowly open my eyes to only see complete darkness. Where am I? I feel a thin grip tightly around my wrist and ankles keeping them together. I hear tires driving across road, but it doesn't sound like concert. Where am I? I try to speak, but I can't make a sound. Duck tape across my lips. I try to remember the last thing I can think of. I was hit in the back of the head and now I am here. I was walking home from school. Did I get kidnapped? Am I gonna get raped? What's going on? Am I gonna die? What do my parents do when they realize I am not home?"

Come on in! with a collection of short stories and poems ! -♡L.A

God ended the world right before I could finally drink a decent cup of Starbucks. Prick. -Edgeworth Library Organic Award for best original storyline-

Here, you will witness the most epic battle ever faced on Earth. A battle one on one, good vs evil, brother against brother, (evil face) vs (smiley face), and....... poptart..... kitty...... cats? {Just so you know I'm new at writing stories so I'm having my big sis, Toy Freddy/Redpizza12, edit my work. If we make any mistakes, please inform us in the comments.}

Hi,my is Sam (Samantha) I just moved to Australia from New Zealand because my dad got a promotion. On my first day at my new high school, I meet Jake who is a senior and the star quarterback for our school's football team I had no clue what was in store for me. I also meet Sean who is best friends with Jake I am starting to fall for both of them but I had no clue what they were about to tell me. " I'm your mate." they say in unison, " hahaha very funny guys now come on we are going to be late for lunch, you are kidding right? "," No we're not now make a choice or we will have to do some 'talking' alone with you ". Jake said huskily. someone help me?!? Read to find out what happens in the story new updates every week Friday or Thursday.