Ridiculousness Stories

God ended the world right before I could finally drink a decent cup of Starbucks. Prick. -Edgeworth Library Organic Award for best original storyline-

A 22 year old girl named Opal Phoenix is Kellin Quinns best friend. She's the type of girl that doesn't take any shit from anyone and is violent most of the time. What happens when Kellin asks Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, to get Opal from side stage after they're done performing? Will it go smoothly or will it go horribly wrong? Read to find out.

This is just a book about me ranting about stuff that goes on in my country

Soup and a tiny swan, what more could you ask for when you reside in the basement pantry?

When Rob Dyrdek stays a little too late in the Ridiculousness studio, he finds that his friend, Chanel, is harboring a dark secret...

This will be a brief explanation of random things that people do that I find utterly ridiculous in every way. This will probably bring you down, so if you're having a marvelous day, don't let me ruin it with my negativity. Please turn back now. For the rest of you negative nancy's, like me, let us journey onward to a life of why-are-you-being-so-stupid's and complain about it together.

Here, you will witness the most epic battle ever faced on Earth. A battle one on one, good vs evil, brother against brother, (evil face) vs (smiley face), and....... poptart..... kitty...... cats? {Just so you know I'm new at writing stories so I'm having my big sis, Toy Freddy/Redpizza12, edit my work. If we make any mistakes, please inform us in the comments.}

A love story between Chanel West Coast and Rob Dyrdek

29 Flash Fictions about whatever I can think of. Stories are less than 1000 Words and I will be releasing them at whatever time I want or available until it is completed.

^.^ Y/N is the new member of fantasy factory, well actually the assistant. What happens when Drama, Big Cat, and Rob all fall for her. Who will she chose? What will happen?

'Congratulations Clydie! You are formally invited to the graduation trip sponsored by Mr. and Mrs. Crains. We hope you will be able to join us in this daring sea adventure where action, intrigue, and even a hint of romance might make an appearance. Sincerely, Fremont High' "Action, intrigue, and romance? Has my time come? Will I finally get what I deserve?" ________________________________________________ Clydie was excited to go to the graduation trip! I mean, what's not to be excited for? Not only was there going to be food, her best friend and Tod (boyfriend... pending) were going too. This is the perfect opportunity to change her single status! However, she didn't expect all of them to be shipwrecked in the middle of nowhere. Not only that but there seems to be a killer on the loose! They need to be careful because they could get backstabbed...literally.

Fourteen-year-old Chrissy is a unsocial, unpopular girl who fails to convince her parents to keep them from moving so often. One day, when she finally succeeds, both in staying, and making the best friends anyone could ever want, it all gets ruined by her out-of-control behaviour. Demanded by her father, she is forced to move away yet again. Join her as she tries to adjust to another new town.

Growing up in a small town and in a family that normalized putting dead animals in the garage freezer, pending future burial, these are stories of childhood shenanigans, humility, resiliency, growth, and really terrible haircuts.

I am going to take you on adventure with a girl that may seem average but that's what she wants you to think. So we'll join her in many misadventures. There will be a lots of laughter, regrets, life lessons and the main character hurting her self a ridiculous amount of times. Trust me you don't want to miss this.

This is a collection of various prompted short stories. It'll be somewhat of a pastiche, or assortment of non-related themes and styles. It all starts with the ridiculous 'Snag-a-Date' to set the mood. "So many apps to choose from, so few that'll be used. It's a competitive place where new apps try to garner popularity. Perhaps Snag-a-Date will be able to be one of them? Nick Potts certainly hopes so. But Nick's an idiot and his judgement can't be trusted. In either case, he's devised a remarkably un-genius plan to save his app." **I'll add the corresponding tags as I choose the prompts.***

Just check it out, people! Have fun!

Hi,my is Sam (Samantha) I just moved to Australia from New Zealand because my dad got a promotion. On my first day at my new high school, I meet Jake who is a senior and the star quarterback for our school's football team I had no clue what was in store for me. I also meet Sean who is best friends with Jake I am starting to fall for both of them but I had no clue what they were about to tell me. " I'm your mate." they say in unison, " hahaha very funny guys now come on we are going to be late for lunch, you are kidding right? "," No we're not now make a choice or we will have to do some 'talking' alone with you ". Jake said huskily. someone help me?!? Read to find out what happens in the story new updates every week Friday or Thursday.

This is my the book of theories. I take requests on different things like movies, games, and TV shows, maybe books every now and then. Have fun reading!

All the ideas I've not managed to convert to stories, now in one catalogue. None of these 'ideas' are actually stories, but I HAVE thrown in a few short stories and ONE poem. These ideas are only here as long as I don't write about them. Some are funny, some are serious, and some are downright ridiculous. Hope you like it.