Ridiculousness Stories

Nikki is obsessed with the movie. Just ask anyone she knows. Or... just look at her bedroom walls. But one day, things go further than she ever imagined.... My first Wattpad story! Some stuff it *might* have in it.... Sapphic characters ✨️ Fluff Neurodiverse characters 🔥 Characters with Anxiety and/or depression I'll add more when they fit 😁 If you're not comfortable with any of these, there are plenty of other stories to read. Otherwise... thanks for choosing to look at my story!

Bella Jones, announce missing. Age 15 Last seen walking home from school on October 2, 2017. She is the height of 5'4, ginger/red head, brown eyes, was wearing ripped blue jeans and a white T-shirt. If found call (000) 000-0000. "I slowly open my eyes to only see complete darkness. Where am I? I feel a thin grip tightly around my wrist and ankles keeping them together. I hear tires driving across road, but it doesn't sound like concert. Where am I? I try to speak, but I can't make a sound. Duck tape across my lips. I try to remember the last thing I can think of. I was hit in the back of the head and now I am here. I was walking home from school. Did I get kidnapped? Am I gonna get raped? What's going on? Am I gonna die? What do my parents do when they realize I am not home?"

(Modern AU) He's so charming... from that pearly white smile, to his gentle voice, and the flow of his silky dark hair. I fell for him long before I realized I had, and I need to figure out a way to confess before I lose my chance.

Growing up in a small town and in a family that normalized putting dead animals in the garage freezer, pending future burial, these are stories of childhood shenanigans, humility, resiliency, growth, and really terrible haircuts.

When Rob Dyrdek stays a little too late in the Ridiculousness studio, he finds that his friend, Chanel, is harboring a dark secret...

A story about the life of an author and a ridiculous girl that he just couldn't get out of his head. Join the main character, me, the author as we take a guided tour through my memories of a girl too wonderful to be anything but ridiculous. This is a work-in-progress. All constructive critique is welcome.

This is just a book about me ranting about stuff that goes on in my country

I am going to take you on adventure with a girl that may seem average but that's what she wants you to think. So we'll join her in many misadventures. There will be a lots of laughter, regrets, life lessons and the main character hurting her self a ridiculous amount of times. Trust me you don't want to miss this.

This is a short story about....this and stuff

Here, you will witness the most epic battle ever faced on Earth. A battle one on one, good vs evil, brother against brother, (evil face) vs (smiley face), and....... poptart..... kitty...... cats? {Just so you know I'm new at writing stories so I'm having my big sis, Toy Freddy/Redpizza12, edit my work. If we make any mistakes, please inform us in the comments.}

In a world with an oppressive government, two lovers must discover whether or not their love is worth dying for. Meet 4. 4 has neglected by their parents all of their life. Their parents, both 2s, are important people in the world of 2048, so they have no time to care for their child. Their neglect not only shapes 4 into a headstrong and cunning person but also influences the prophecy. Meet 16. 16 has it all: a loving family, perfect grades, and loyal friends. The other half of the prophecy, they begin to understand that the best things in life are worth fighting for - or dying for. Either 4 and 16 relinquish their relationship - or it's game over. --- YES, this story is based on the game 2048 (in case that wasn't clear). Warnings: Some swearing, and filled with bullˢʰᶦᵗ. Completely pointless. Don't get mad at me.

God ended the world right before I could finally drink a decent cup of Starbucks. Prick. -Edgeworth Library Organic Award for best original storyline-

This will be a brief explanation of random things that people do that I find utterly ridiculous in every way. This will probably bring you down, so if you're having a marvelous day, don't let me ruin it with my negativity. Please turn back now. For the rest of you negative nancy's, like me, let us journey onward to a life of why-are-you-being-so-stupid's and complain about it together.

A collection of original, short and ridiculous tales. This story is not directed at anyone nor do they mean anything. It's all purely for fun and just enjoy it! Updates whenever we feel like it lol ;]

After the battle in the Valley of Scamishka, peace once again reigned. Two Scamishkin wizards, Ludwig Burlubous and Gurg Gornott, have adopted a young girl named Dian, who decides to be a cowgirl rather than a wizard like her two dads. Ludwig and Gurg have nothing against their daughter deciding to be a cowgirl, working in the farm owned by their neighbor, though, they did wish she'd consider learning a few spells, for safety, they reasoned. Unfortunately, peace doesn't last long as the deities Virdi and Heisha arrive, demanding the Golden Bow of Soht, wreaking havoc in seek of it. With no context as to why, the king of Scamishki sends Ludwig and Gurg, with the unknowing stowaway of Dian, to find the bow. What happens next will shock you.

weird story, very short.

A collection of ridiculousness knotted in a bundle of common sense and a compilation of unlimited jokes, texts, and quotes gathered from all around the internet that will, hopefully; make you laugh, smile and maybe even pee your pants a little. Read on, laugh your heart out! You deserve to be happy! ;) -A

Soup and a tiny swan, what more could you ask for when you reside in the basement pantry?

Just check it out, people! Have fun!

This book is about jokes for all ages from 5 yr olds to 20 yr olds