Ridiculousness Stories

God ended the world right before I could finally drink a decent cup of Starbucks. Prick. -Edgeworth Library Organic Award for best original storyline-

We're weird and crazy. We know it, and we own it. We hope to spread (or share if you prefer) our weirdness in a way that does not involve spamming your notifications. Read at your own risk. You have been warned. From here forward you will find only crazy. ~Celeste, Eli, Saige, and Twilight

After the battle in the Valley of Scamishka, peace once again reigned. Two Scamishkin wizards, Ludwig Burlubous and Gurg Gornott, have adopted a young girl named Dian, who decides to be a cowgirl rather than a wizard like her two dads. Ludwig and Gurg have nothing against their daughter deciding to be a cowgirl, working in the farm owned by their neighbor, though, they did wish she'd consider learning a few spells, for safety, they reasoned. Unfortunately, peace doesn't last long as the deities Virdi and Heisha arrive, demanding the Golden Bow of Soht, wreaking havoc in seek of it. With no context as to why, the king of Scamishki sends Ludwig and Gurg, with the unknowing stowaway of Dian, to find the bow. What happens next will shock you.

Just check it out, people! Have fun!

All the ideas I've not managed to convert to stories, now in one catalogue. None of these 'ideas' are actually stories, but I HAVE thrown in a few short stories and ONE poem. These ideas are only here as long as I don't write about them. Some are funny, some are serious, and some are downright ridiculous. Hope you like it.

A love story between Chanel West Coast and Rob Dyrdek

The complexity of a bus ride

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events.

Hi,my is Sam (Samantha) I just moved to Australia from New Zealand because my dad got a promotion. On my first day at my new high school, I meet Jake who is a senior and the star quarterback for our school's football team I had no clue what was in store for me. I also meet Sean who is best friends with Jake I am starting to fall for both of them but I had no clue what they were about to tell me. " I'm your mate." they say in unison, " hahaha very funny guys now come on we are going to be late for lunch, you are kidding right? "," No we're not now make a choice or we will have to do some 'talking' alone with you ". Jake said huskily. someone help me?!? Read to find out what happens in the story new updates every week Friday or Thursday.

this is the poorest work of literature ive posted online it is so bad (written at age 12)

(Modern AU) He's so charming... from that pearly white smile, to his gentle voice, and the flow of his silky dark hair. I fell for him long before I realized I had, and I need to figure out a way to confess before I lose my chance.

Charlie Barley is clueless. On his return to New York City after a weeks-long retreat in the Canadian wilderness, Barley bungles his way through a world turned weird by COVID-19 - until a call from his niece explains all. Written by Andrew Lanfer (age 8) and his dad, Stefan (45) And also illustrated by them, with help from Drew's big brother, James (13)

The tittle is self-explanatory, just a collection of unbelievably stupid, random, ridiculous stories. Some of them are down-right nonsensical brain dumps of mental diarrhea. I hope you get a good laugh out of these stories.

The story of a Himalayan princess and her family of stupids.

Soup and a tiny swan, what more could you ask for when you reside in the basement pantry?

A Super gay retelling of Jane Austen's classic Pride and Prejudice! Original story: Pride and Prejudice, written by Jane Austen. 2005 Movie Adaptation: Screenplay, written by Deborah Moggach. Characters and Locations have been changed to reflect DC/ Supergirl themes: Mr. Bennet - Mrs. Lillian (Luthor) Danvers, Mrs. Bennet - Mrs. Eliza Danvers, Miss Jane Bennet - Miss Kara Danvers, Miss Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bennet - Miss Alexandra "Alex" Danvers, Miss Mary Bennet - Enby Jamie (Nonbinary James Olsen) Danvers, Miss Catherine "Kitty" Bennet - Miss Winny (Trans Winn Schott Jr.) Danvers, Miss Lydia Bennet - Miss Imra (Ardeen) Danvers; Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy - Ms. Samantha Arias, Miss Georgiana Darcy - Miss Rubiana (Ruby) Arias; Mr. Charles Bingley - Ms. Lena Luthor, Miss Caroline Bingley - Mr. Alexander "Lex" Luthor; Mr. Collins - Mr. (Querl Brainy) Dox; Miss Charlotte Lucas - Miss Nia Kelly; Mr. George Wickham - Mr. Monel Matthews; Lady Catherine de Bourgh - Lady Catherine de Grant Hertfordshire - National City; Longbourn - Midvale House; Meryton Village - National Village; Netherfield - Luthor Manor; Derbyshire - Krypshire; Pemberley - Arias Manor; George Inn - Haley Inn; Peak District - Krypton District; Lambton - Dailyton; Matlock - Edgeton; Rosings - Catco Manor - Hunsford Parsonage - Coluan Cottage; Brighton - Gotham; London - Metropolis; Mayfair - Luthair; Cheapside - Smallville

Fourteen-year-old Chrissy is a unsocial, unpopular girl who fails to convince her parents to keep them from moving so often. One day, when she finally succeeds, both in staying, and making the best friends anyone could ever want, it all gets ruined by her out-of-control behaviour. Demanded by her father, she is forced to move away yet again. Join her as she tries to adjust to another new town.

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***