Ripmercury Stories

Y/N roommate Mercury introduces them to one of his closes friends. Y/N has met many of Mercury's friends and has clicked with them over time, but this one, this one is different. Mercury's friend invites Y/N out for coffee. Read the fanfic to find out more

[THIS IS SATIRE] Mercury was just wandering around their local store trying to find a new door handle to replace the one ducky broke, but when he finds out that the only door handle that works is way to high up on the shelf for his 3'2 body, he is helped by a handsome stranger wearing a particularly fashionable thneed... I AM SO SORRY MERCURY :D Book cover by me, I'm just terrible at making them

...... you'll see

(inspired by RIPmercury's streams with that absolutely handsome, sexy, attractive sloth making appearances every now and then) Y/N was bored one day, just chilling in their room, when suddenly there was a knock and Tonky Wonky, the sexy, strong, handsome, attractive, pretty, beautiful, sexy sloth entered... What will happen next? This is a romance story (but im aromantic) and its the best. FOLLOW RIPmercury ON TWITCH IF YOU HAVENT OR I WILL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS FOR MY CEREAL BOWL COLLECTION /hj

tae writes poetry. or, i write a ship fic in which i don't actually ship these people but i just thought it'd be funny if i poured my entire heart and soul into a fic about two queer trans men when i hardly even watch their content. approx. 1.7k word oneshot