Ripmercury Stories

[THIS IS SATIRE] Mercury was just wandering around their local store trying to find a new door handle to replace the one ducky broke, but when he finds out that the only...

tae writes poetry. or, i write a ship fic in which i don't actually ship these people but i just thought it'd be funny if i poured my entire heart and soul into a fic ab...

...... you'll see

(inspired by RIPmercury's streams with that absolutely handsome, sexy, attractive sloth making appearances every now and then) Y/N was bored one day, just chilling in th...

Y/N roommate Mercury introduces them to one of his closes friends. Y/N has met many of Mercury's friends and has clicked with them over time, but this one, this one is d...