Risopro Stories

Risotto Nero has come to the conclusion that retrieving Trish Una is too dangerous of a mission. He expresses such concerns to his right hand man, Prosciutto.

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Prosciutto recounts his past experiences with early La Squadra to a very nosy Illuso. (ALSO I WANNA QUICKLY INFORM YOU THAT PRO AND PESCI ARE ACTUAL SIBLINGS IN THIS) there are mentions of blood (but its not too descriptive) and sharp objects (ig; razors, knives etc)

Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage

abacho es bn jotoide y empiesa a trabajar en soriana pa mantener a sus ijos (Esta madre es shitpost obviamente)

Poslední dobou zůstávám u JJBA, když píšu fanfikce. Tahle opět pojednává o postavách z pátého partu - tentokrát náhled do života členů skupiny La squadra. Lehce yaoi - pár Risotto Nero/Prosciutto ( mně se nesmějte, tohle vymyslel Araki).

A meloghia high school AU fic. Also technically band AU?

Risotto gets hurt, and Prosciutto nurses him they confess gets cheesy (Also on ao3, same username)