Risottonero Stories

collection of my jojo x reader stories! currently writing from part 1 to part 6🖤 might post some headcanons occasionally because I love being creative and silly

just me writing silly headcanons of jojo characters. I promise I also write serious stuff. enjoy 🖤

Y/N is a phycopath through and through. Sent to a facility at 16 after attempting to kill a man they has lived in for 3 years. However their has a trick up their sleeve.

By the time they were both 14, they were inseparable. They did everything together. Bruno following Prosciutto as if the latter were his older brother. They care about each other in the way that brothers do. Both working under Polpo, they protect each other as if they were blood brothers. Because that's how they saw each other. As brothers. Brothers until the very end.

Alright, alright. I know what you're thinking. "Why are you making another La Squadra story? Don't you already have another one?" Well, my dear reader, it's because I have ideas that I wish to fulfill. My motivation is through the roof now, and nothing will slow me down. It's... also because I have an obsession with them and wish there was more content about them. But anyway, yes, I'm making another La Squadra story. This correlates to the "Everyone Lives / No One Dies" AU and, again, is based on an AO3 story of the same concept. This story's inspiration comes from "La Squadra Alive Headcanons" by user blcksingularity. So, please enjoy.

what if la squadra had a child member well find out I this book No characters are mine they belong to hirohiko araki

A book filled with la squadra x reader one-shots. Because I love la squadra so much and they are like my comfort team. Characters do not belong me they belong to hirohiko Araki.

La Squadra being overprotective and showing their unhealthy relationship behavior.

modern au! Y/N Nero and her brother Risotto Nero run a Cafe that their parents ran before they died. Y/N will never expect to find people to love and gets herself in a harem with her being the love interest. characters do not belong to me they belong to hirohiko araki.

Can you tell I have an obsession with these goobers yet? This is based on a few stories I've written in the past. (If you know, you know. You're a real one if you do know.) So, enjoy me brain-rotting for multiple chapters instead of doing school work.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘯𝘵 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗗. 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗶 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗼, 𝗷𝗼𝗷𝗼𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗔𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗸𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼

Getting lost during a hike doesnt seem too bad, till you find yourself falling down the frog- i mean rabbit hole and are suddenly in the middle of a rebellion against a tyrannical king. As a human you're caught up in a prophecy that dictates the fate of the Underlands and it's people. Are you going to help Prince Bucciarati defeat the usurper who has stolen his birthright? Will Risotto and his men be able to protect you so that you can fulfill your duty? Will you find your way home or will the prophecy ultimately destroy you?

Making this because all I see is him x female reader and it's pride month so #gay No cuz I really want this man to pound my ass omg I would give him the gawk gawk 4000 he can even tie me up and use me as a toy 😍😍🤞🤞🤞 Jojos bizarre adventure does not belong to me it belongs to Hirohiko Araki (Not tryna catch a case🥹)

sfw & nsfw headcanons of your favorite jojo's bizarre adventure characters. -i take requests!

<span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://gaoflciahikhligngeccdecgfjngejlh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_32.png);background-position:12.044653349001175% 57.99059929494712%;background-size:5418.75% 5418.75%" data-codepoints="1f31f"></span></span>Just a bunch of one-shots for the Squadra Boy's!<span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://gaoflciahikhligngeccdecgfjngejlh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_32.png);background-position:12.044653349001175% 57.99059929494712%;background-size:5418.75% 5418.75%" data-codepoints="1f31f"></span></span>

X Gender Neutral Reader Scenarios Everything belongs to their rightful owners, meaning characters, art, stuff like that. Story belongs to me though.

Y/n L/n was found abandoned in a dumpster, Sorbet and a Gelato had just finished complete a mission they don't want them to die. They decide to take y/n in secretly without Capo knowing, what will happen next? @cactusperson12 helped me with this book so go give some love to them:D

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! Yo, it's me, Pixie. In this book I'll dump all my JJBA oneshots. I need something to write in between the continuation to Angels Don't Die, so feel free to leave a request. I will write most anything up to part 5, but only if it intrigues me 😂 Let the bizarreness begin! 🎉

Serie de one shots narrando las aventuras en su día a día de los integrantes de La Squadra di Esecuzione y como convivían entre ellos. Acontecimientos previos a la muerte de Sorbet y Gelato

A short series of tortures conducted by Cioccolata