Ritaskeeter Geschichten

Rita Skeeter wouldn't want these articles published. She actually didn't right them either. She doesn't know that they exist. We can't really talk about these. It's a little underground. Run by a *malfoy gasps* muggle. Yep. Enjoy!

A love story about a dashing young ogre, and the baddest witch in London. My goal is 1,000 reads because why not.

This was inspired by a Pinterest post I saw (credit to whoever posted it, I didn't pin it)! Everyone remembers when Rita Skeeter wrote an article claiming that Harry and Hermione had a relationship. What if Hermione didn't try to correct that rumor but instead ran with it? For a teaser, the chapter titles are: He's Like a Brother To Me(But Apparently Not To Everyone Else) Hermione's Guide to Scandal: How to Weaponize Rita Skeeter The Great Potter Claiming (And Great Potter Confusion) I Did the Boy Who Lived (And So Did Everyone Else)(Or Did They? The Climax)

Slytherin, unlike her father. Rosie is the daughter of Gilderoy Lockhart and Olympe Murray (Olympe is the great granddaughter of Eunice Murray). The female has straight blonde hair and blue eyes. Pureblood and proud. Rosmerta is clever, ambitious, cunning, witty, determined and crafty. In the beginning of the story, she's 12-years-old (she is still a first year, just a few months older). Sorting hat had a little deliberation about putting her in Ravenclaw but she convinced it to put her in Slytherin. In second year, it was discovered that she had a Dark Mark and she claimed that it was put on her by force before the first Wizarding War. In fifth year, Only got one O and three Es. The rest were As and Ds. In seventh year, she escaped judgement on her dark mark by flying away before they could take her to Azkaban.

A status book for the one and only Andrea Skeeter

Being a Super- Dancer- of all dances- Is truly hard work. You really need to work on your homework during weekdays, and dance all weekend. No time for friends, family, etc. Luckily, her friends go with her to her weekly session at the Sorority of Dancers and Academy. She is lucky to have a perfect group of friends with the perfect life. Everyone thinks her life is perfect. Everyone thinks she's Mini Miss Perfect and her friends -Almost even the whole school- expect she'll be the first one to find her perfect job, at a perfect place. But no, she has a secret life as a Singer. No one, and I MEAN, NO ONE, knows she's a singer. She's been learning on the internet, instead of a teacher. She knows her voice isn't good, and not good enough to show even her friends- Especially Jazmin. Even if Jazmin Corr is her super, most ultimate best friend, she isn't ready to tell, or show, the world. Join Jenna Carill as she tries to keep her life normal, and simple. But what happens when six unexpected boys show up in their dance studio, two for dancing, and four just to watch, will change her normal, (As everyone says,) "Perfect" life?

What if Harry used the vanishing charm to it's full potential? A quick fic exploring the possible abuse of so many spells in the HP world.

Comment se fait-il que J.K.Rowling sache autant de choses sur le monde des sorciers ? Et si elle aussi en avait fait partie à une certaine époque, sous le nom de Rita Skeeter ? Cette histoire est tirée d'une théorie que j'ai adorée alors j'espère vous la faire aimer aussi ♥

Hades sends Nico to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy to protect Harry and keep him out of trouble. So when someone tries to illegally enter Harry into the Triwizard Tournament, Nico makes sure he gets picked too. How the Hades is Nico supposed to protect Harry, survive the Tournament, AND stay undercover?! Takes place during GoF and after BoO.

Luna Lovegood, a nineteen year old aspiring reporter, is traveling on the Hogwarts Express to visit her good friend, Neville Longbottom. On the cart she meets Rolf Scamander, and the rest is an epic adventure. In search of the lost diadem of Helga Hufflepuff which can grant external youth to anyone who wears it, Luna and Rolf travel to many magical familiar and new places. Young love is a powerful thing, but will this lead them to failure?

After the battle of hogwarts, Luna Lovegood has an interview. Disclaimer all of the characters belong to JK Rowling

From a young age, Rita Skeeter was always the ambitious type. She learned how to manipulate, and eavesdrop without being seen. As she enters her seventh year as a Slytherin in Hogwarts, she is caught in the midst of a war--one that could change the fate of wizardkind as she knows it. A war is coming, and she must decide what she will do to survive.

Even in another world, Rita Skeeter can't help jumping on tasty rumors while getting things totally wrong. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. This is part of my first bingo line fill for the monthly Froday challenge for May 2022 with this one for the fifth word on Card B - blog. It's also a prequel story to Not My World, one of my ONC stories for 2022 where Hermione ends up in a world that's thirty years ahead of her own timeline without her biological father as a part of her life while technology is a thing for the wizarding community.

My readers asked for more juicy details on Albus Dumbledore's time with famed dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald after I published my novel, The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, so I spoke to his brother. Dumbledore's fans will not be too happy about this one. ---Rita Skeeter, author The characters, obviously, do not belong to me, and this story is operating under my understanding of the books which may diverge from what JKR intended, as I read most of the characters as queer.

THIS does not belong to me

I didn't expect to be Rita Skeeter, let alone to make friends and fall in love. I didn't want to be part of this plot or part of this amazing family where I knew how they would die. I didn't want this but I didn't reject it either. Notice:- they will be a lot of time skips. - Rita won't look like the one in the movie picture her how ever you want tho. - I will accept any ideas, I will add them if they are good Hope You Love My Book!

Just a quick Drabble because I felt like it

I swear, except midnight saturday tea parties with Hagrid, barely tolerating a prankster ghost, trying to make new spells, and obsessing over Remus Lupin, there isn't anything interesting in my life. So why the hell did the author chose to write about me?When you go to the same school as Marauders,Tom Riddle and his gang,Hagrid and freaking MINERVA MCGONAGALL,I can't help but feel like I am the side character of my own story. Is there really anything I can do?(yeah prof. Fornest,EXCEPT studying for O.W.L. exams.)

The night James and Lily die Sirius makes a choice. He takes Harry and heads to the Longbottoms and prevents the attack on them. From there they make the choice to move and raise the boys away from England and the influence of Albus Dumbledore. Manipulative!Dumbles. Dumbles bashing