Riverscuomo Stories

"Well well look who it is." - Y/N, being Pats' younger sibling, has been fortunate enough to be close friends with Weezer for as long as they can remember. With you and the band living together since the release of Blue Album, when Matt leaves the band and moves out, the house becomes incredibly empty to you while Rivers searches for a new bassist. Then he finds one. - Gender Neutral reader/no gender specified/they/them pronouns used for reader. Tw for drinking, cursing, n sexual references (lol help)

Rivers Cuomo gets bullied, but the bully does more than unravel his sweater.

matt watson has mega aids...only ryans love can save him now.

Are ya ready, kids? Join the Captain as we wait for the answer!

Post concert vibes has you looking for something to munch. Waffle house is open? Say it Ain't So! Come on in and order a waffle and a nice cold Drinkerton, and we'll make sure your waitress is a nice half-Japanese girl! Eating here is almost as good as being on an Island in the Sun, so make sure you Take Control of your appetite and realize this is a Perfect Situation.

fun

got bored at 3am

There is a new Reverend at the Church at Moralton that catches Danielle Stopframe's eyes. cover by @pastel1nk on insta amazing beta reader @sobbingtree on ao3 this is also on ao3 and i started writing this during my fifth period play writing class during free write friday

this is a story of a uti and it is sad and emotional ALSO uplifting, AN INSPIRATION TO YOUNG AND OLD, IT IS ALSO COOL AND HAS NICE CHARACTERS. Piss pride forever!!!!

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

You're a college-aged girl in the mid '90s. He's a socially awkward, weird little dude who's a part of Weezer. Will you be together? Maybe so. (ill put the book cover once im middle to the end of the story)

The first entry of the Weezening series. Jonas experiences an existential crisis but a job opportunity like no other flips his life on its head. Will he make it out alive?

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile

Cuoman is the ship name of ross federman and rivers cuomo btw grinch emoji... I SWEAR THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR SLASH JAAAAAAAYYYYYY

THIZ IZ A JOKE NONE OF ITZ SERIOUZ

dedicated to my favorite arjin aka ilovepicklerick right now she's at the trunks inetational airport of Texas I love you hope you don die

i was high when i made this but it's funny to me enjoy

weezy ahh story (copy and pasted from my notes) also the images are from pinterest