Riverscuomo Stories

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad (Rivers) and your little adventures and fun experiences over the years. Enjoy! Side Note: This is written with gender neutral pronouns to be inclusive to all readers

THIZ IZ A JOKE NONE OF ITZ SERIOUZ

Turmoil hits the members of Weezer when one of their one is murdered... the culprit? One of the members of the band! Join Detective Pinkerton on his journey, nay, quest! To discover who truly is the murderer?

Are ya ready, kids? Join the Captain as we wait for the answer!

weezer race weezer race

Rivers cuomo 🥵🥵🥵

It's in the title Thank you to the folks from cuomoville for giving me the inspiration to keep writing this yall the real gs 😜

I don't own anything I put in this shitty story I'm just here to write my ideas down on here for people to possibly enjoy. I ask that you please give me a chance. I'm not a great writer but I try and I'm here to have fun. There might be sex and drugs and fowl language so if you don't like it don't read it.

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile

Y/n meets Brian, a guitarist from a rock band called Weezer. He invites Y/n into a band he's forming called "Space Twins." (I don't think I would update anymore)

high school, but rivers a is a whimpy 16 year old nerd, and your 16 too.

a love story between you and rivers cuomo 🥺🌝

You're a college-aged girl in the mid '90s. He's a socially awkward, weird little dude who's a part of Weezer. Will you be together? Maybe so. (ill put the book cover once im middle to the end of the story)

Jungkook and Rivers Cuomo fall in love I'm writing this at 2am please kill me

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

What's more special than the bond between a guitarist and his guitar? Started: 21/07/25 Finished: 09/08/25

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