Riverscuomo Stories

It's an AU where the Weezers are actually a crew on board the space ship EW-B8. And I added myself too. Cause trash. (I'll make this better later lol I'm just filling the space)

Rivers cuomo 🥵🥵🥵

a love story between you and rivers cuomo 🥺🌝

no weezer man this will be updated in the future

gay. 🐡 i promise you this is a joke i do not ship this

I don't own anything I put in this shitty story I'm just here to write my ideas down on here for people to possibly enjoy. I ask that you please give me a chance. I'm not a great writer but I try and I'm here to have fun. There might be sex and drugs and fowl language so if you don't like it don't read it.

The first entry of the Weezening series. Jonas experiences an existential crisis but a job opportunity like no other flips his life on its head. Will he make it out alive?

this is a story of a uti and it is sad and emotional ALSO uplifting, AN INSPIRATION TO YOUNG AND OLD, IT IS ALSO COOL AND HAS NICE CHARACTERS. Piss pride forever!!!!

dedicated to my favorite arjin aka ilovepicklerick right now she's at the trunks inetational airport of Texas I love you hope you don die

this is about rivers cuomo's secret son

Turmoil hits the members of Weezer when one of their one is murdered... the culprit? One of the members of the band! Join Detective Pinkerton on his journey, nay, quest! To discover who truly is the murderer?

DRAMA FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL

Cuoman is the ship name of ross federman and rivers cuomo btw grinch emoji... I SWEAR THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR SLASH JAAAAAAAYYYYYY

THIZ IZ A JOKE NONE OF ITZ SERIOUZ

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in book format on my profile

uhh yep. thats all.

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad (Rivers) and your little adventures and fun experiences over the years. Enjoy! Side Note: This is written with gender neutral pronouns to be inclusive to all readers

Are ya ready, kids? Join the Captain as we wait for the answer!

weezer race weezer race

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile