Riverscuomo Stories

Rivers Cuomo X reader This is set in the early 2000s era im still fixing grammar issues

I hate myself for writing this and I'm sorry Weezer

He's been taxed one too many times.

this is from june of last year but i polished it up a bit "Weezer I cant pick just one" "then pick all of us!!" rivers said quitly. I blushed. "A-all?! B-but..." brian interrupted "Yes all" Also i am not a weezer fan so i dont know anything about these people

You're UhYeahs biggest fan but oh no!! You've been sold to Weezer!! Will UhYeah reach you in time? Or will you fall to Rivers Cuomo's charms. . .

My mental health is rapidly declining This is a joke btw SEQUEL IS OUT highest rank: #1 on weezer on 12.5.22

Rivers cuomo 🥵🥵🥵

matt watson has mega aids...only ryans love can save him now.

There is a new Reverend at the Church at Moralton that catches Danielle Stopframe's eyes. cover by @pastel1nk on insta amazing beta reader @sobbingtree on ao3 this is also on ao3 and i started writing this during my fifth period play writing class during free write friday

i deadass hate myself

It's in the title Thank you to the folks from cuomoville for giving me the inspiration to keep writing this yall the real gs 😜

no weezer man this will be updated in the future

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

Rivers Cuomo is in the school dance's band. However, Brian Bell is his date, but Brian is unaware that Rivers plays in the band due to the costumes they wear up on stage. Rivers keeps making excuses to go back to his band on stage as Brian gets more and more upset. This is a popular concept, I know.

this is about rivers cuomo's secret son

rivers is so cute.. i love him.

The first entry of the Weezening series. Jonas experiences an existential crisis but a job opportunity like no other flips his life on its head. Will he make it out alive?

Y/n meets Brian, a guitarist from a rock band called Weezer. He invites Y/n into a band he's forming called "Space Twins." (I don't think I would update anymore)