Riverscuomo povestiri

My mental health is rapidly declining This is a joke btw SEQUEL IS OUT highest rank: #1 on weezer on 12.5.22

best weezerfic in history prepare tissue and popcorn because things about to get crazy

I don't own anything I put in this shitty story I'm just here to write my ideas down on here for people to possibly enjoy. I ask that you please give me a chance. I'm not a great writer but I try and I'm here to have fun. There might be sex and drugs and fowl language so if you don't like it don't read it.

There is a new Reverend at the Church at Moralton that catches Danielle Stopframe's eyes. cover by @pastel1nk on insta amazing beta reader @sobbingtree on ao3 this is also on ao3 and i started writing this during my fifth period play writing class during free write friday

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad (Rivers) and your little adventures and fun experiences over the years. Enjoy! Side Note: This is written with gender neutral pronouns to be inclusive to all readers

What's more special than the bond between a guitarist and his guitar? Started: 21/07/25 Finished: 09/08/25

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

gay. 🐡 i promise you this is a joke i do not ship this

I hate myself for writing this and I'm sorry Weezer

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

fun

Y/n meets Brian, a guitarist from a rock band called Weezer. He invites Y/n into a band he's forming called "Space Twins." (I don't think I would update anymore)

"Well well look who it is." - Y/N, being Pats' younger sibling, has been fortunate enough to be close friends with Weezer for as long as they can remember. With you and the band living together since the release of Blue Album, when Matt leaves the band and moves out, the house becomes incredibly empty to you while Rivers searches for a new bassist. Then he finds one. - Gender Neutral reader/no gender specified/they/them pronouns used for reader. Tw for drinking, cursing, n sexual references (lol help)

Post concert vibes has you looking for something to munch. Waffle house is open? Say it Ain't So! Come on in and order a waffle and a nice cold Drinkerton, and we'll make sure your waitress is a nice half-Japanese girl! Eating here is almost as good as being on an Island in the Sun, so make sure you Take Control of your appetite and realize this is a Perfect Situation.

You're UhYeahs biggest fan but oh no!! You've been sold to Weezer!! Will UhYeah reach you in time? Or will you fall to Rivers Cuomo's charms. . .

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile

rivers x male reader wrote this cuz I am super bored! uh, ill prob update it whenever I can. leave comments for recommendations on where to take it and such, thanks

this is a story of a uti and it is sad and emotional ALSO uplifting, AN INSPIRATION TO YOUNG AND OLD, IT IS ALSO COOL AND HAS NICE CHARACTERS. Piss pride forever!!!!

PLEASE READ: THERE ARE SOME SENSITIVE TOPICS MENTIONED/IMPLIED IN THIS STORY!!! WHEN I AM WRITING THESE, I AM NOT TRYING TO MAKE LIGHT OF THESE TOPICS, I AM NOT PROMOTING THESE THINGS, NOR AM I PROMOTING THE ACT OF MAKING LIGHT OF THESE THINGS!!! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! Jorobe was recently exposed to have done bad things, but for some reason, he has a crush on an older woman. Will Jorobe be with his true soulmate, or will he suffer? You will find out when you read this hellish creation in the form of a fanfic on Wattpad. Welcome to hell😍😍😍!!! Started-Sometime in August or September 2021 idk when. Finished-August 4th 2022 <3!!!