Odd-eureka
AU where our generation is gonna one day have to explain to their grandkids that the greatest love story of all time started with Eminem almost committing vehicular manslaughter.
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"Yo, what the hell? You trying to get yourself killed?"
"I don't know, was that your intention? Because if you were aiming for my other leg, you missed, genius."
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This is pure 'crack treated seriously'.
ps.dialogues and the *cough* song *cough* was written with the help of AI, story premises and plot are entirely mine.