Roast Stories

They were the sisters of legends-Mehar, Ruhaani, and Prachi-fierce, free-spirited, and done with being defined by someone else's spotlight. But when Nehal, Shubman, and Abhishek walked into their lives-with smirks, secrets, and second chances-the real game began. This is not just love. It's banter, chaos, heartbreak, healing... and three stories that prove the best partnerships don't always start with a handshake-they start with a clash.

"Why don't you let me out?" He slowly smirked. "I could make this night more fun, darling." Her eyes narrowed at him. "I said 𝘧𝘶𝘯. Not 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤." ⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁୨ৎ⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁ Meet Aneesha Shukla. One of the biggest man haters who despises even the thought of romance... That's what she claims to the mortals. From inside, she's a hopeless romantic. If you've watched Ddlj, trust me. She's Simran. Then meet Vardhaan Sharma. One of the most successful criminologists who's too carefree and wild in life to give a fuck about 'romance'. But from the inside, he's kind of a hopeless romantic too... Waiting for a 'perfect wife material' in his life. If you've watched Ddlj, trust me. He's Raj. Both are the exact opposite of eachother's type. But when Vardhaan falls for a faceless girl in the festival of Holi, he couldn't help but take the help of the faceless girl's best friend to find the girl of his dreams. Should I give you a spoiler? The 'friend' wasn't really a 'friend', but rather herself. Yeah, the faceless girl.

A boy who can't move on. A girl who can't remember. A boy who suffer from unrequited love. And a bunch of crazy members. "It's hard to forget someone from the past when that person has been the one you wanted in your future" "I love her so much that my heart hurt so much. Is this how love supposed to feel? To feel like pain?"

They came to attend a wedding... Not knowing their own story would begin that night. Aarav Yadav never believed in coincidences. Calm, confident, and always in control, he doesn't let emotions distract him. Damnpreet Kaur is the complete opposite - bold, expressive, and never afraid to speak her mind. When they meet at their friends' wedding, sparks don't fly. Clashes do. One misunderstanding. One accidental moment. And suddenly their lives become connected in ways neither of them expected. With best friends Aaradhya Rathore and Rohan Malhotra caught in between their chaos, things only get more complicated. Because sometimes... The person you argue with the most Is the one destiny quietly writes your name with. Will this accidental beginning turn into something real? Or will it end before it even starts?

Do I really need to explain anything :/

These are some funny jokes and roasts all in one book. Some of these my friends have told me. Enjoy!

It's just a joke some which is true sooo don't hate please if you are sensitive cause you like these people DONT READ THIS BOOK .

Steffi decides to give the biggest roast to Chimley

Everyone slips up - Even youtubers, I know surprising, right

So yeah this is a book it has a cover and words, I'll be adding more parts later love u dad, please come home

Memes Memes and MEMES

hello, i'm here reviewing some books. note that i am not a writer by profession and i'm simply expressing my opinion on the works roasted. please do not expect a positive review and please be ready for me to present extremely negative opinions. you've been warned. please do not expect a positive review and come to me saying i'm mean. because i am. you don't need to tell me. thanks.

Comebacks for when you get bullied . Most of these aren't mine.

You just moved from Chicago and just got roasted by the one and only ricegum What will you do ? He starts to act different around you now what happens next read to find out ! This all happens later .

Only Potter Fans will get these jokes!

Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that as a warning, because I've noticed some people seem to get upset over this book from taking some of the things too seriously. Remember these are all just jokes.

A Girl who looks like a boy and gets made fun of so she decided to become a boy, it doesn't quite work out, so he/she turns non-binary and their new pronouns are they/them

Aira Estevez 23 years old the next heir of American mafia, who is told by her father to marry Francis Avellino who is her enemy. Francis Avellino 25 years old the next heir of Spanish mafia, and he hate aira to the core. Let's see what will happen when they will be together.

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