Roasted Stories

Meet Abby. Fun, innocent, and naive. She's a good girl. Never drank, never stayed out past her curfew, never once touched a motorcycle. But when she meets a certain bad...

All the comebacks you will ever need

Ouch! I can't believe I fell into a stove. Oh I didn't see you there. Hehe. Ummm.............just saying umm...........................uh.................ok I fell into...

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I'm going to pick you up with some of the best pickup lines! Yeah no I'm not... I'm going to give you the best comeback ever! Actually yeah I'm still not going to cause...

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Entries for contests and such, you know how it goes ;)

*insane scientist smile* Welcome... to my place of roasting fandoms... Mwahahahaha. Grab a stick and a marshmellow and let's watch it roast together.

This is a survival guide, you know whats happens next

he was Emma's enemy.

Title gives it away people! Also, if you get easily offended, I recommend you don't read this! -Noemi

By Noel m Roast your enemies and the ppl u hate, never go into a burn battle unprepared 😂😂👌🏼🔥🔥🔥

The biggest Roast of 2017

some comebacks that you can use

So eventually this is the book of burns. so go check it out n maybe u can use some of the burns to burn your enemy or friends back? Ouh yeah if u see this emoji :✉ that...

Rebecca St. Blacke. The best agent the CIA have ever trained. Who just so happened to be the only female black- ops agent to be permanently put on a watch list after bei...

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