Roasted Stories

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Take an adventure into the stupidest of the stupid's mind and see what lurks inside. Maybe you will find something so funny that you will be able to I don't know whatever you want to do I guess.

Everyone hated kokichi. Yes. Even Shuichi (Cover art not mine) The Characters mentioned in this story do not belong to me. They belong to Spike Chunsoft and The Danganronpa Team. Please support the official release of DR:Trigger Happy Havoc, DR:Super Danganronpa 2, DR:Ultra Despair Girls, DR3:The Anime, and DR:V3.

My favorite Berleezy quotes.

basically a jaackmaate vid book style Disclaimer this is not serious

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It's my first day at a new schools cause I travel LOTS! I've heard so much about mean girls at my school. I really don't understand, well I guess I've never had a problem with getting bullied. "Sarah" "coming" I say as I can here my mom sigh. Well I bring my diary to school, maybe I'll wright more today about these "mean girls" #seeulaterbesties!

*insane scientist smile* Welcome... to my place of roasting fandoms... Mwahahahaha. Grab a stick and a marshmellow and let's watch it roast together.

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Joey is on a BIG mission lots of questions can he do it?

This story is related to sacrificing something to satisfy your hunger AKA your tummy. Syafirah and Joseph are bestfriends. Mr Chang is Syafirah's neighbour he can be very nice/funny and serious at times. They were walking to school and saw this weird figure?. What was it? Do you Know?

"i'm just gonna take this right here zOINK"

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this is a shayari that came into my mind when I was like angry at my friend and roasted him #Indian #akkhaHindustani #roast #funny #support

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