Roasting Stories

In the shadows of Konoha, the Uchiha were never defeated by rebellion. They were erased by fear, secrets, and silence. Toyoma Uchiha is not a prodigy chasing power, nor a fool blinded by revenge. He carries knowledge of a future where his clan is destined to be sacrificed-not for justice, but for convenience. As conspiracies tighten and loyalties fracture, Toyoma chooses a different path. Not blind obedience. Not reckless defiance. But careful resistance. With a handful of elders who still remember what it means to protect family, and enemies who smile while sharpening their knives, the Uchiha stand at the edge of extinction. This time, the future will not unfold quietly. This is not the story of a massacre. It is the story of a clan that refused to disappear. Disclaimer: Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. This fanfiction is written for entertainment purposes only. plot in this fanfic and characters used other than original belong to me. Early Access Available: Get 8-10 chapters ahead by supporting the story on Pat***n support-pat*****/hear_tteeth (18+)

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however many chapters of literally me having an excuse to roast anyone liked by emos ; -) (not my idea) (all stories on hold until this is finished)

ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʀᴏᴀꜱᴛꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄ ᴀꜱꜱ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ꜱᴋꜱᴋꜱ

Ash get's sent "Back to the past" By a "Mewtwo" who gives him a goal of "Defeating a pokemon with the power of 9". With No idea of what the HELL, he even to has defeat, Will ash be able to defeat this mysterous foe while going troughout all pokemon regions?

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴅʀɪᴇɴɴᴇ ꜰᴀɴɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴏʟʟyᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇꜱ.

It's on the title Also do not own fnaf or the Image for the book cover. Quick disclaimer: this not hate speech towards Scott Cawthon, I'm just doing for fun while I'm dealing with writer block demons. ⚠️ language and adult humor. 🗒✖️ (More info on my book called 'Fanfic Update Log'; chap 1) also this isn't my art for my book cover

Stay roasting

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Anyone can write in this book because I AM A FAIL

Read the title. It's just roasting anime characters. So enjoy. Also, this will contain profanity. Just a warning for the little cinnamon rolls out there.

You don't wanna get roasted by Unhinged Kokona

Just random updates and post about the recent books I publish. Like posting the coverpage and calling out the results of the elections I will be hosting.

a super duper awsome roast book 📚

I made these horrible pieces of art Some South Park, some Gacha, some fanf and to make more sense of the fanf and South Park as go read my other book it's called "Problematic Kids". Yeah so anyways fuck my life here we go :)

This book is just characters roasting each other, and maybe a few scenarios here and there. This is my first book BTW. Hope you enjoy!

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soooo, in my AU,Ben likes roasting his family and bullies and a girl he's (/was) together with,when they come back for a week to the real world with the alive people and find the mansion.and then i imagine them singing songs against each other.... or at least ben,while his parents try to get him back.

I think I'm pretty funny, what about you?

This is a collection of poems based on aspects of nature, like the forest, or flowers, or anything else I can think of. I really love nature and hope to share this with you as you read these poems. Thank you, and enjoy.