Roasting Stories

In the shadows of Konoha, the Uchiha were never defeated by rebellion. They were erased by fear, secrets, and silence. Toyoma Uchiha is not a prodigy chasing power, nor a fool blinded by revenge. He carries knowledge of a future where his clan is destined to be sacrificed-not for justice, but for convenience. As conspiracies tighten and loyalties fracture, Toyoma chooses a different path. Not blind obedience. Not reckless defiance. But careful resistance. With a handful of elders who still remember what it means to protect family, and enemies who smile while sharpening their knives, the Uchiha stand at the edge of extinction. This time, the future will not unfold quietly. This is not the story of a massacre. It is the story of a clan that refused to disappear. Disclaimer: Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. This fanfiction is written for entertainment purposes only. plot in this fanfic and characters used other than original belong to me. Early Access Available: Get 8-10 chapters ahead by supporting the story on Pat***n support-pat*****/hear_tteeth (18+)

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺~ A FRIENDS TO LOVER STORY.... FULL OF COMEDY AND ROMANCE.... 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝.... 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.... 𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 ♡ Guys gooo support my friend @Jendukie_jennie_'s story fell for the rival

Just some weird ideas and quotes that I came up with during my spare time. Many good roasting sentences you can say to people that annoys you. *ROASTING NOISES* WARNING!!! THERE ARE SOME SWEAR WORDS IN THESE

it's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie

Her father is the president so her life is no ordinary one. After bargaining with her father, they came to agreement of allowing her to go to school for her last year of hight school. There's drama and selfish jerks, heartbreak, sass, and the three words she can't say. So will she end up in a year of disaster or a happily ever after

however many chapters of literally me having an excuse to roast anyone liked by emos ; -) (not my idea) (all stories on hold until this is finished)

Just roasting some of my favs and unfavs!

when headmaster finds the little girl he's looking for he realizes that she is not what everyone thought she was. when he invites her home she goes and when he asks her if he could adopt her she says yes. when she meets his kids she decides to try to not to be close to them. when she goes to his academy she tries to restrain herself from killing everyone. will a certain silverette calm her down and possibly takes her heart? read to find out!

One by one, the people are dying, a murderer about, there's no denying, try to escape you'll always fail, the only way out is through a murder tale...

This is a series of short imagines with Ricegum as your loving boyfriend. ;) ;)

The title says it all....FOLLOW MEEE

⚠ WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS MY WEIRD ASS MIND SO..........BEWARE At this point its just random shizzzz

🔥These are the rap battles that will go down in history. Stupidly energetic roasts and insults will be occuring. A crack-fic, between the angels, demons, Winchesters, and whoever else i decide to TORMENT WITH THE RAP BATTLING SKILLS! (This is my first fanfic, I'm not putting in a bunch of skill, but it's gonna be a fun ride 😏hoooahh)

If you love a)sassy friends b)candy addicts c) romance d)drama And kick ass main charters this book is for you Follow the journey of Tyler Brighwater and his search to find Mrs Right. WARNING: This book uses strong language, has sexual scenes and is an emotional rollercoaster views are advised.

this story is about a girl named fenly and a boy named derick their destiny brings them together by making them enemys read about them if interested this story contains 18+ content , abusal words , fighting , cringy a bit etc this is my first book so please tell me if i should write more or not and english is not my first language so pls ignore the mistakes hope you guys enjoy 😁😁 also pls tell me in comment if you like it or not coz if you do not i will stop it myself

...and trouble always followed. ---- Cover by Yours truly.

[Cover designed by Dhinka chika cover maker Airish] Disclaimer: The book is only for fun and don't intend to hurt anyone. So you are requested not to take it personally or seriously. And if you are narrow minded then please back off, its not the right place for you. I won't tolerate any negative comment. Suchna: Yeh kitab keval manoranjan ke hetu he aur iska uddeshya kisi ko bhi thes pohuchana nahi he. Atah aplogo se yeh nibedan he ki ap kripiya ise vyaktigat rup se evam ghambhirta se na le. Aur agar ap sankirna soch vale he to ap kripiya piche hat jaiye, yeh apke liye upayukt sthan nahi he. Main kisi bhi nakaraatmak tippani ko bardaasht nahi karungi.

Fuck sigma kids Roasts inspo: Packgod

Just some random one shots. I don't have a update schedule so I'll just update when I'm motivated. Be free to leave suggestion to make the stories better. I just want to get better at writing so I'm doing this. You can leave your own ideas and maybe I will do them. If you like the idea of one of my one-shot you can take it and improve it. I will try to at least read all the comments.