Roasting Stories

In the shadows of Konoha, the Uchiha were never defeated by rebellion. They were erased by fear, secrets, and silence. Toyoma Uchiha is not a prodigy chasing power, nor a fool blinded by revenge. He carries knowledge of a future where his clan is destined to be sacrificed-not for justice, but for convenience. As conspiracies tighten and loyalties fracture, Toyoma chooses a different path. Not blind obedience. Not reckless defiance. But careful resistance. With a handful of elders who still remember what it means to protect family, and enemies who smile while sharpening their knives, the Uchiha stand at the edge of extinction. This time, the future will not unfold quietly. This is not the story of a massacre. It is the story of a clan that refused to disappear. Disclaimer: Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. This fanfiction is written for entertainment purposes only. plot in this fanfic and characters used other than original belong to me. Early Access Available: Get 8-10 chapters ahead by supporting the story on Pat***n (one extra public). support-pat*****/hear_tteeth (18+)

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺~ Guys gooo support my friend @Jendukie_jennie_'s story fell for the rival

Idk what this is. Give me a character and I will find some way to roast them.

Chats between pokemon and there trainers

Izuku's Pyroar was never seen by anyone, no one was sure if his Pyroar was even real. One things for sure though. His Pyroar didn't like End****r.

Fuck sigma kids Roasts inspo: Packgod

Who said love is only filled with butterflies and rainbows. Join Bible & Jeff in another game of expressing their love to each other in their own unique way! 😉

Anyone can write in this book because I AM A FAIL

"You peasants" "I'm too iconic for this" "You trick ass coon" Where I rant, roast and throw numerous of shade also be petty Then i complain about my problematic melanin life Started: late September 2016 I would put the day but my dumbass forgot when I first published this Ending: april 2017 yet again i forgot

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Just random updates and post about the recent books I publish. Like posting the coverpage and calling out the results of the elections I will be hosting.

nothing ever really works out the way she wants it to. Via thinks she's got her life in order. Perfect grades, perfect family, perfect friends, perfect boyfriend. Nothing in her life needs fixing. Everything is fine. Then, of course, her school welcomes its newest heartthrob - Carter. He's basically every girl's dream. Soft hair, flawless skin, straight teeth and a well-toned body. Via is fine with the way her life is. She'll befriend Carter, being the social magnet that she is. She's loyal to Kio. She doesn't need to mess around with her own feelings, and she's sure she won't fall for Carter. Or will she? - cover by @nnavjot :)

🔥These are the rap battles that will go down in history. Stupidly energetic roasts and insults will be occuring. A crack-fic, between the angels, demons, Winchesters, and whoever else i decide to TORMENT WITH THE RAP BATTLING SKILLS! (This is my first fanfic, I'm not putting in a bunch of skill, but it's gonna be a fun ride 😏hoooahh)

You don't wanna get roasted by Unhinged Kokona

Just a book of yo mama jokes. Roast/burn your friends!

Kookoo is a cute and deadly girl who turned noob, to pro, to devil. Flo is a little calm, and evilly good player, who turned pro, god, FTF Queen. When they first meet in Flee, an unfortunate event happens, resulting Kookoo seeking revenge. But how will Kookoo and her friends, Ivy and Danielle, beat the Flee the Facility Queen, sitting smugly up there on her little throne of hammers? And how will they stop their other friends from getting frozen- while also trying to save themselves?

Like I said before, some of this is the truth of some people but it's all a joke when I mention something mean

two girls needing to rant about people they hate. possibly relatable? who cares.

Some roasts 4 life