Roasts Stories

Some random shits, crazy stupid memes, and awkward shits #just for entertainment#

read the title ( these are not mine I may make a few I will tag which ones I made the rest belong to the rightful owners)

for laughter and mean girls/boys (mostly girls cause they get to "emotional" about it and i just think it's funny, even thought i'm a girl)

Random dad jokes, memes, grammar fails, and roasts The reason I made this is to make someone happy

what is this shit

He is ice, while she is fire. He is arrogant, while she is kind. He is the moon while she is the sun. He is rich, filthy rich, while she makes sure she has money. He had parents, while she had none. He loathed love while she spread love. He is her boss, while she is his personal Assistant. They were utterly opposite. They were chasing the fate, the time, their dreams and a place to call Home. Her's was a family. His was her. ________ Scarlett Elise Robertson. Orphaned, a sarcastic, strong willed, hard-headed woman of 21, fought for one thing in life that left a bottomless abyss in her heart. Ace Rainier Kingston. Money doesn't give happiness. But it did. For him. If there was a thing he hated, it's love. But love made us human. He loved too. He was in pain and she was his cure. But he lost her. Desperately searched but left with no trace. Perhaps it was destiny Yet she swore she'll never fall in love and he swore to only love her

For all your comeback needs

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Kirsten Anderson is a rookie police officer who is trying to solve an impossibly difficult case. Mysterious murders have been occurring steadily for months, but there is something unusual about them which no one can quite sort out. Taking it upon herself to get to the bottom of the case, Kirsty receives help from her crazy neighbor, Fletcher Ellis, and begins to work out the mysteries. However, when Kirsty tries to investigate further, the unthinkable happens and the closest thing to her heart is taken from her. Now she must enlist the help of an unlikely collection of peers, some willing and some not, to find the supernatural criminals and take back what was stolen. *** Please vote and share this story if you like it! Also, I would love it if you left me a comment or suggestion to let me know how I'm doing. Thanks!

roasts! (Don't blame me if you use them and get in trouble :))

I honestly don't know how to describe this, but if you want to watch my sad attempt at creating roasts then welcome! #1 in the tag roasts | December, 23, 2018

This was inspired by someone's announcement. Huge spoilers for the first arc, don't read if you haven't finished The Brightest Night yet! (this is a crackfic, dont take anything in it seriously. WOF and its characters belong to Tui Sutherland.)

If You Got a bully, Ive Got your back. Bully: Hey, Who asked For your stupid book? Me: and Who asked for Your opinion? My Friends: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just some of the best typical roasts 🔥

Don't get butt hurt

The Title says it all! Get Ready for a ride of humor with a cupful of anime. xD Warning: Some of the comebacks provided will contain harsh language. I do not own any of these, all credit goes to the creators. Enjoy! Don't forget to vote and comment! :D

Don't believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies. - Tupac

if you have a friend that likes to make fun of you or likes to make jokes.... then you can have your comebacks or roasts here do you want to roast your friends?? do you want to have some savage comebacks?? then read this. and have some fun. please vote this story and all of my stories. and also, follow me. thank you ☺ I just made this story for fun so... have fun guys!!

Some roasts to tell to your friends ... if you have any ... XD