Roasts Stories

Look at the title, you weirdos.

eyyo yall really aint ready for these shitty ass storys bruh😂😂

Lmao just use these on people if you feel like it. - UPDATING VERY SLOWLY. (I have another book to finish.) . - This is for my friend, Divaaaaaaaa. :) - Cover by me :)

If you like rants and roast then this is the place for you.This is where I'll be posting all the rants from my day along with some roasts with a nice side of a highlights of retards.So hold on to your weaves cause they about to be snatched

He is ice, while she is fire. He is arrogant, while she is kind. He is the moon while she is the sun. He is rich, filthy rich, while she makes sure she has money. He had parents, while she had none. He loathed love while she spread love. He is her boss, while she is his personal Assistant. They were utterly opposite. They were chasing the fate, the time, their dreams and a place to call Home. Her's was a family. His was her. ________ Scarlett Elise Robertson. Orphaned, a sarcastic, strong willed, hard-headed woman of 21, fought for one thing in life that left a bottomless abyss in her heart. Ace Rainier Kingston. Money doesn't give happiness. But it did. For him. If there was a thing he hated, it's love. But love made us human. He loved too. He was in pain and she was his cure. But he lost her. Desperately searched but left with no trace. Perhaps it was destiny Yet she swore she'll never fall in love and he swore to only love her

If someone insults you , never use the classic '' I know what you are but what am I?''. Instead, use these roasts. Most of these are funny, some are brutal.

draco,hermione, ron,harry, and Ginny play truth or dare

For bullies, gl!

What can I say? Nicknames. Nasty little nicknames so you can chitter-chatter all you like about your foes, without them ever knowing they were the subject of the discussion. Here are 1000 crazy, weird and abnormal ideas for you to cherish. Enjoy!

I'd love to roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash!

Are you becoming uncomfortable around someone that you know? Or are you getting called names? Whatever the reason, here are some feisty comebacks for you to say and be proud of!

A girl name Lela moved to Arizona a few months ago, which means, a new life. School is starting soon, and she doesn't know what's going to come. Until she finds her love(even though she doesn't know him and looking for anyone because she a loner).

This is just a book to make you laugh. Most of these jokes I get from friends or the internet. I might have one that comes from me. Warning: may have typos If you are reading this...... THANK YOU!!!! By the way, it says Trixie0302 for the author, but I'm using my mom's account and that's her username and password. (I'm a boy.)

I've seen a lot of comeback books so I decided to give it a go myself.

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