Roasts Stories

this is just giving u sum roast ideas im not that good...

just comebacks. that's it. be savage

This is a book about roasts and comebacks. If you and your friends have tons of roasting battles like my friends and I than this is the book for you. Enjoy the comebacks and roasts and comment if you have another one. See ya.

The title says it all. So sit back, grab your couch, potato chips and your phone, and become a couch potato. *Note: Jokes belong to their rightful owner.

This Will Be A Book About Roasts, This Will Hurt Your Friends And Make Them Laugh.

He is ice, while she is fire. He is arrogant, while she is kind. He is the moon while she is the sun. He is rich, filthy rich, while she makes sure she has money. He had parents, while she had none. He loathed love while she spread love. He is her boss, while she is his personal Assistant. They were utterly opposite. They were chasing the fate, the time, their dreams and a place to call Home. Her's was a family. His was her. ________ Scarlett Elise Robertson. Orphaned, a sarcastic, strong willed, hard-headed woman of 21, fought for one thing in life that left a bottomless abyss in her heart. Ace Rainier Kingston. Money doesn't give happiness. But it did. For him. If there was a thing he hated, it's love. But love made us human. He loved too. He was in pain and she was his cure. But he lost her. Desperately searched but left with no trace. Perhaps it was destiny Yet she swore she'll never fall in love and he swore to only love her

roasts! (Don't blame me if you use them and get in trouble :))

I can be myself. warning- OFFENSIVE IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE ASF PLZ READ (; lots of course words, shade, water sipping cuz tea is butt fuck nasty, roasts, and my opinion on stuff.

Jokes for all

This is the chat stream for the Five Nights at Freddy's cast, (Some of the characters I didn't put on the main characters thing because of the limit) and some characters from outside of the series...

This is filled with hilarious sayings, and quotes. I found most of these quotes in the internet. Credit to those who wrote them. Warning: Some of these might be offensive and I'm sorry if it is. But I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, I made this so people could smile at least. That's it there's really not much to say. Start Reading.

From my other works but I wanted to make it tidier.

I'm going to pick you up with some of the best pickup lines! Yeah no I'm not... I'm going to give you the best comeback ever! Actually yeah I'm still not going to cause I suck. DISCLAIMER: most of these aren't my own but I hope you enjoy it either way!

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

eyyo yall really aint ready for these shitty ass storys bruh😂😂

Just some stuff I think of when I'm roasting people at school XD

Old terrible art I found.... welp let the cringe begin. Most of these are digital. You can roast my old art.