Roasts Stories

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generall...

"You know what I think?" he looked down at me, "I think that I'm making you flustered." "What's gotten into you?" I laughed breathlessly...

●◉◎◈◎◉● Why did I make this? I don't have a life and I was bored at 3:00 AM. My ocs have a better life than me. :|

Here's a book with no thinking required at all, A bunch of random text messages they send to each other, Drama, stupidity, roasting, love, randomness all in text. Watch...

See how Link and Zelda and the four Champions use the all new texting feature on the Sheikah Slate!

This is a story about 4 chaotic siblings. They loved to fight, pull pranks and enjoy altogether. They are always together, they wouldn't even miss 1 person out during ac...

Title exists, people. Requests open. Please read.

Where you can roast Y/N to your hearts content. Literally be as mean as you want I find it amusing.

Characters belong to the creators of Inspector Gadget! Check out the show! These One-Shots are not related to each other in any way unless I say otherwise. Occasional h...

Here are some comebacks to use if you don't have anything else to say

Not all fights have to be with fists, some are verbal. And for those types of fights, you're going to need some comebacks- good ones too.

Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that...

Just read. You already reading this, so what are you doing? Does your life depend on reading these sentences? Are you okay? WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? Stop. STOP IT...

Come on in, the water's nice

so after a long time of writing stories and not being able to finish them after 30 pages or so, i've come to a conclusion. it is quite impossible-or very hard- for me to...

You better have your will signed, because here you will die laughing.

Look at the dam title.

What will happen to Franklin if he doesn't let a loc come up in his crib?