Roasts Stories

This is a bunch of roasts. Is there someone annoying you? Well copy and paste these roasts on them and show them who they are messing with. Btw, you can thank me later :D

If someone insults you , never use the classic '' I know what you are but what am I?''. Instead, use these roasts. Most of these are funny, some are brutal.

Until that moment I had not understood that this was a story about lonely people, about absence and loss, and that that was why I had taken refuge in it until it became confused with my own life, like someone who has escaped into the pages of a novel because those whom he needs to love seem nothing more than ghosts inhabiting the mind of a stranger. It isn't as sad as it seems. . . . COVERMADE BY @authorallyknight

"You should walk out on the last day, like the way my dad walked out on me" - one of the popular guys in Math Class Here's a book filled with anything I've heard people at my school say 💀 Sad part is that this is 100% true, get ready to lose your faith in humanity ⚠️

He is ice, while she is fire. He is arrogant, while she is kind. He is the moon while she is the sun. He is rich, filthy rich, while she makes sure she has money. He had parents, while she had none. He loathed love while she spread love. He is her boss, while she is his personal Assistant. They were utterly opposite. They were chasing the fate, the time, their dreams and a place to call Home. Her's was a family. His was her. ________ Scarlett Elise Robertson. Orphaned, a sarcastic, strong willed, hard-headed woman of 21, fought for one thing in life that left a bottomless abyss in her heart. Ace Rainier Kingston. Money doesn't give happiness. But it did. For him. If there was a thing he hated, it's love. But love made us human. He loved too. He was in pain and she was his cure. But he lost her. Desperately searched but left with no trace. Perhaps it was destiny Yet she swore she'll never fall in love and he swore to only love her

roasts! (Don't blame me if you use them and get in trouble :))

Buckle the fuck up, grab some popcorn, because I'm about to roast some people. I'm an asshole, so be prepared for cursing, insults, and reasons that might not always be valid.. Woo

I'd love to roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash!

In this book, you will find all of the heartwarming compliments that my older sister has bestowed on me. Just kidding! It's going to be all of the bad roasts that my sister has said about me.

Have you ever met a SUPER ANNOYING IDIOT?Well

Why roast when you can lightly toast? These moments are true stories from students in an AC (Academic Challenge) seventh-grade class in Canada. If they can lightly toast, so can you. Dedicated to all of 7-8. Thank you for being so rude and nice to each other. Names you will see frequently in this series: Angela, Christina, Phillip, Vicky, Sydney, Sam, Alex (sometimes with Joo), Orin and more.

Just roasts, and randomness! XDDDDDD I write in here when I'm too tired to think- So, this might/WILL be trashy- ;-; Warning: OOC Characters-

This book tell you what's good roasts to tell to bullies.

You better have your will signed, because here you will die laughing.

Do you have an annoying friend, or a bully who keeps roasting you? Maybe you have s9me kind of jokes contest and need some help with it. LOOK NO FURTHER You gonna need some ice, water, sunscreen, and all of the above cause I'm gonna roast you SO hard! (Yo Mama Jokes Included)

Stupid shit

i know its wierd to think I Aurora could even possibly ever have a boyfriend or something close too that its kinda weird to think about but Its happened n will happen so blah

Hoi I'm WUZZOOOOOL THE ROAST MACHINE