Roasts Stories

I'm really good at roasts so let's do this!!

I honestly don't know how to describe this, but if you want to watch my sad attempt at creating roasts then welcome! #1 in the tag roasts | December, 23, 2018

Yassss betch

Right, there's going to be tons of stuff in this book, as said in the title. This book also has a storyline to it, and characters too based on some people I know, so I hope you guys enjoy! :)

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think during long shower routines?!☺😊 Please read! A LOT of Indian Relatable stuff as well, so you'll will definitely love it as well :) Though it seems there are many chapters, each chapter is just a sentence so it'll hardly take you an hour to finish the book. A few excerpts from the book: •You aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of not being alone in the dark. •Why is there a fruit named Grape fruit when there's already another fruit named Grape. • Never say, "Could there be anything worse than this?" to an extrovert. We tend to have a very wild imagination. •Accent is just the tongue's font. •You have fingertips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not fingertip. And more such fun, relatable stuff inside! Highest Ranked #1 in brain teasers, #1 in Roasts and Humor #1 in thinking, #1 in Thoughts and Feelings #1 in ShowerFeelings and #1 in Fun ans Relatable. You've gotta read it now!!! READER'S OPINIONS: "This book is ABSOLUTE GOLD" "Deserves more than millions of views" "Dying of laughter, this is so relatable and accurate" "The best book I've read" "Amazing work! You really make my brain work hard, learnt a lot" "Tagging all my friends and followers to read this great book" "The author is so smart and hilarious at the same time. I'm speechless at how well-written,concise, accurate and humorous this book is! It's a must read and deserves more recognition"

I'm going to pick you up with some of the best pickup lines! Yeah no I'm not... I'm going to give you the best comeback ever! Actually yeah I'm still not going to cause I suck. DISCLAIMER: most of these aren't my own but I hope you enjoy it either way!

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

Just a short funny book!

Come on in, the water's nice

Random dad jokes, memes, grammar fails, and roasts The reason I made this is to make someone happy

for fun

A hopefully humorous rant on the much vaunted subject of Mathematics.

This is a bunch of roasts. Is there someone annoying you? Well copy and paste these roasts on them and show them who they are messing with. Btw, you can thank me later :D

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just comebacks. that's it. be savage

I'm just gonna complain about everything and talking about everything random.

Like the title said.

This was inspired by someone's announcement. Huge spoilers for the first arc, don't read if you haven't finished The Brightest Night yet! (this is a crackfic, dont take anything in it seriously. WOF and its characters belong to Tui Sutherland.)