Robbiethezombie Stories

Ask or Dare the Septiceyes. Book May Include: Profanity, Gore, etc.. If there is anything you deem offensive in this book, please tell me and we can try to work this out. My goal is not to offend anyone, but my jokes can get mean. If you are easily hurt by anything I've listed above, it is best you DO NOT read this book. Thank you for your time, it mean a lot to me! And remember, there is no such thing as "too much"! Sample: ------- Robbie: Anti.. not so bad.. when get to.. know.. him. Marvin: He tried to use your head as a football, Robbie. ------- Marvin: What did the world do to you exactly..? Chase: It gave me life. ------- Anti: Stop that! Before I dropkick your ass outside! Henrik: Let me go, Glitch Bitch! ------- Author: See? Not everyone is out to get you, Anti. Anti: I'll believe it when I'm less of a pessimist. ------- S34N: Scans show that Jameson has masturbated for the first time today and he's feeling the after angst. Author: Ahh.. that smut book Anti left in his room.. ------- Henrik: .. Do I look like I have floppy ears and a tail sticking out of my ass?! Marvin: Come here boy! I've got coffee~ *pulls out a pot of coffee from behind his back*

"Our family is just the right mix of chaos and love."

"Dark! Dark, open the door! You guys have to help me with them!" I yelled, pounding at the door. "The famous 'Markiplier' can't even handle a few babies?!" Dark called back, clearly frustrated. "There's nine of them! And there's a ton of you! Please, I'm begging you, I'll do anything!" I said finally, frowning at my own move. A split second later, the door opened, and Dark raised an eyebrow, grinning at wicked grin, "Anything, you say?" -_-_-_-_-_- <I fixed all Seàn mistakes to Seán, please stop spamming me about that, I have it handled> (COMPLETED) ((All character rights belong to Jacksepticeye, Seán William Mcloughlin, and Markiplier, Mark Edward Fischbach, and I do not own characters they have specifically trademarked as theirs, as canon, and only own false characters made for this fanfiction, which is not canon)) (Fanart on cover is NOT mine! Credit to owner!)

Idk when I'll update these most likely when I am in a angsty mood. Also don't question the titles for the story's T^T I am bad at coming up with ze titles. Also a main theme for triggers are •Cutting •Drinking (This list will most likey be added on to) ¡¡THIS IS DISCONTINUED BECAUSE WATTPAD KEPT DELETING CHAPTERS!!

Please give dares You can ask for ships but please only the ones I approve of please Examples of ships: Danti Septiplier Dapperstache (JJ x Wilford) Marvin x JBM Robbie x host (yes I ship 'em) Google x BingSepticEye SchneepleBro (chase x schneep. Tho I do ship Doctor lovin' and BingAverage, these are, to me, easier to write) Shawn Flynn x Ink demon!mark (This one I made up cuz I wanna put Shawn in this so I made the ink demon!Mark, plz don't hate •^•) You can dare and ask anyone of these Also I may include some of my ego so yea! Don't question. And there is a stupid storyline in this that is very bad. Don't judge meh -_-" Please request ;-; 😂

How would you feel if you suddenly realized that your entire life... Entire existence, was a lie. Being dictated upon by how you were first portrayed, or perceived, making you feel insignificant? Seán's egos thougth they were real with memories, free-wills, mannerisms, ect. Until they found out that they're made from his mind. Trigger warning in later chapters: Some revolving around depression, PTSD, flashbacks, panic attacks, and self-harm. Written: Dec. 2019- TBA 2020 Words per Chapter: 3,000- 6,000 Writing Style: Third Person Omniscient

no xreader sorry not sorry just the septic egos being the septic egos requests are open i do NOT own the cover of this book it's owned by hijukari on deviantart their instagram is sam_bloom75 they are the rightfull owner of this cover go check them out!

Someone has kidnapped the Ipliers! Darkiplier won't accept help from anyone to save them; this was his responsibility. Can Darkiplier save the Egos? Will he break under the pressure? Or will the kidnapper destroy them all? Read to find out! Inspired by Shiny (Markiplier Animatic) by Dark Arts Animation on YouTube. Check it out, it's amazing! Cover art is not mine. Art is by this artist on Tumblr https://smiledog15578.tumblr.com/

I honestly don't know how this will turn out, I just get bored so this will be very stupid 0_0 TW means trigger warning Most stories are short but they could end up with multiplie parts, and one of which I will make a whole book about it. No: septiplier, racism, sexism, or just being an asshole in general!!

Well, here's where the rewrite will be posted. I figured I'd leave the original in case people liked that one better than the new one. Major trigger warnings. Such as referenced non-con with slight instances of NSFW, references to suicide, self-harm, blood and slight gore(?), and I'm sure there is more so forgive me if I forgot anything. This one will definitely be a darker story and a slow burn compared to the first one. I'm hand writing each chapter first to make adjustments as needed and then posting them so I apologize if there's anything I could do better or there's any spelling errors. I hope you all enjoy the rewrite of 'I'm So Sorry...'

Just gonna leave it at TRIGGER WARNING. SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, CUTTING, DEPRESSION, AND HEARTBREAK ALL IN THIS SHIT. YOU ARE WELCOME.

Robbie just wants to help and keep you safe, he doesn't want you freezing to death, will you trust him?

Posi and Nega find each other in a black void and then had magically gotten forms and then somethings happens and they appear in a makeshift hospital room. What will happen next? Read and find out.

A BIT of angst in this btw but its mostly fluff n cuteness Btw I NEED to clarify: When it mentions Chase being depressed, I will not roleplay/write Chase in that way for a canon-wise sorta deal, yeah I know he canonically kinda has depression but I just don't know enough about it and I DO NOT want to offend anyone at all

All egos of jack and Mark on stories.

Here are some JSE ego quotes, Enjoy!!

Title is description, might do requests. Maybe ships, depending on what it is. But if you want me to, I will, as long as it's not a lemon/lime/smut request, I won't do those kind of stories, because they make me uncomfortable. Hope you understand! Also, I won't be doing (ego x reader) one-shots, nor any reader perspective one-shots, there are so many! Possible egos: Iplier egos Septiceye egos Possibly Blankgameplays slow updates, I like to take my time on these story's so it might take awhile, depending on the story.

"Pay no attention To the man who'll try to change ya He's a dark, familiar, stranger But that's a danger The storm is strong But it won't be long And no matter where you roam There's no place like Home." No Place Like Home-Todrick Hall

Some big ol' werewolf boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss Anti's p much a dick in this one, he doesn't actually harm the reader but still- he's a big ol dickbag

Balancing the life of a starving artist and a vigilante is never easy, but no one would ever know that. Superheroes and villains are also fictional, so no one worries about balancing that life. No one except Jackie. Jackie, being an artist, drawing and crafting, trying to make a platform to sell his stuff all at the same time of protecting this city from villains. Of course, those "villains" were just normal criminals that the cops seemed to handle on their own except the few times Jackie had to interrupt and help. Jackie kept his identity private from everyone, even going as far as to be completely anonymous when helping the police. Hiding away from the bad guy and cops, helping from a distance. As difficult as all this is, Jackie manages.