Rodrickheffley قصص

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘶 ♲︎ zoo wee mama mfs 97% of this is satire

the 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 and the 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. it was 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 supposed to happen - but 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 of them can 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. it started as a 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫. it ended as something 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, and a whole lot of 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫.

𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴. 𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦. ─── 𝑫𝑶 𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻? ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐟𝐞𝐦) : ̗̀➛ Takes place in the 2000s! ᯓ Y/N is in desperate need of money for the concert tickets to her favourite band. Luckily, she found a job as a babysitter to Greg Heffley, the middle Heffley boy, who claims the last thing he needs is a babysitter. Since Susan, Frank and Manny are going to be out of the house for three weeks, Y/N spends most of her free time in the Heffley house, where she gets caught in between the disasters Greg causes and the problematic older brother, Rodrick Heffley. ─── 𓂃𓏲࣪ ʚ 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑺:。°˖ ﹕﹒୨ৎ﹒𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘹 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 ╭﹒ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁﹒𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ﹕﹒★﹒𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

. You were childhood best friends with Heather hills, the schools most popular girl, it was weird because you both were opposites and everyone thought it was bizarre how you both got along, you move schools to attend the same one as heather, meanwhile while you do so, one day when you stumble into the music room, you see Rodrick heffley playing the drums and you go insane .

i suck at writting

oh boy here we go. Y/N, a 16 year old goth rocker that can't WAIT to get out from under her parents dictatorship, feels alone in her misunderstood world. if only there was someone who got her, who understood her pain, someone who could help her get back at her parents for ruining her life 24/7. When she sneaks out to go see her fave concert live, she might just get everything she's looking for.... Updates: Whenever I'm motivated, this is mostly a timepasser and creative unpolished expression for me lol. Pls read and love as much as I do

UNDER MAJOR EDITING SO IGNORE ANY RANDOM CHAPTERS "Rule number one, don't be good at something you don't want to do" "This is bad advice." "Rule number two, always lower mom and dads expectations." "Don't...do that." "Rule number three, never do something when someone else can do it for you." "This is just-." "Y/n...stop making me look bad." SLOW UPDATES/ON HOLD (+MAJOR EDITING) Rodrick heffley and y/n y/l/n have been best friends since before they could remember. They never are scared to express themselves, or be with each other. They have always been extremely close. But what happens when Rodrick's little brother Greg starts middle school. Now they have to deal with his problems, as well as their own. Based off of the 'Diary of a wimpy kid' trilogy (movies 1, 2, 3) I don't own any of the characters or the scripts unless it is from y/n. All of that belongs to the creators of the doawk franchise! (Also might rewrite the new stupid one with #notmyrodrick with #thatsmyrodrick cause the new one was such a flop)

Sunrise on the Lois is a reimagining of sunrise on the reaping. It's also a prequel to love at first fight (a peesa melimpson story) in this story Haymitch is Lois griffin.

Senior year...the year all the teens are planning out the future after graduation this year. All exicited to be done with school, with only graduation and college (parties) on their minds. All except Y/n, fresh out the mental institution her parents decided it would be a good idea to give her a fresh start for her final year of high so they send her to stay with some family in Plainview. Now all she has to worry about is graduation, new environment, getting better and a..boy.

Serena transfers to a new school. A new place. A new beginning. What will she do when a misfit boy becomes.. infatuated with her? Will she explain what she is.. a little?

Everyone has heard of the Diary, where Greg Heffley talks about his "wimpy" life and gets all the attention. But... What about Rodrick? At the beginning of the school year, where he is considered incredible by some and unsuccessful by most, Rodrick Heffley and the members of Loded Diper face a huge problem when the band's singer decides to leave less than 5 weeks for the Plainville talent contest and the the only apparent solution is to accept the entry of Annelise, the nerd who wants to get rid of the tags of the teachers' strange and beloved clothes. With little time to radically change the image of other students about Anne and make her look more like Heather Hills, the former member, in the 5 weeks before the summer contest they promise to be full of running, laughter, fun and lots of rock, baby. (story written by a Brazilian without English skills, so don't mind the grotesque mistakes)

(Contains Male Farts)

" 𝚒'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝" In which rodrick heffley falls for the new girl in plainview A/n: this shit will more than likely suck but oh well fem reader i'll try to be as inclusive as possible when it comes to the race of y/n but i'm a white girl so idk a whole lot, so i'm sorry in advance if something don't fit you personally but I pinky swear ima try my best yea😃👍 xoxo -Rory ♡ P.s. nothing belongs to me except for y/n and anything else I make up like the plot etc. Etc. The heffleyz and any character that can be found in the doawk movies or books are not mine.

this is a STEAMY love story about a studious small town girl who wants nothing to do with the town's infamous "bad boy" and drummer, Rodrick Heffley. Somehow, they end up in detention together, and things begin to escalate... start date: july 20, 2020 finished: tbd

Hi, everyone! This is just FANFICTION. I do not own any of these characters. . . I'm late in updates. . . The worst part of after summer is hearing Rowley narrate his vacation. They keep visiting places and go on a vacation EVERY summer. The mistake I made which I'll never forgive myself for in my whole life is asking Mom for a vacation. We WENT on a vaction and alas I learnt very valuable lessons; 1. When Heffleys get in trouble, Heffleys RUN. 2. Never EVER take shower in the open. 3. Beware of spiders in suite bathrooms. 4. NEVER flush a spider in the toilet. Don't ask me why. Read this book to understand. . . If you're reading from the desktop, you're absorbing the fun! . . Highest Rankings #2 in Manny Heffley #3 in Rowley Jefferson #9 in Greg Heffley #26 in Diary of a wimpy kid #29 in Rodrick Heffley

not slow burn and will be 18+ , there will be smoking (were silly gooses (I have autism))

This fanfic is pretty terrible and I wrote it a while ago so I'm so sorry😭

Rodrick Heffley is Regina George's dirty little secret. I also have this published on AO3 under the username @Iambuckysdoll *

Tensions rise when seniors Rodrick Heffley and Regina George are forced to work together on their "How We'll Impact the World" video project. He says she should loosen up. She says he should grow up. Maybe they're both right. --- What happens when a slacker drummer and the queen bee have to save their grades, and their reputations - one video diary at a time?