Rodrickregina Stories

(updated every day) (Set before in a AU where she was not dethroned and is still friends with Cady, Gretchen, and Karen.) After pulling a few strings here and there to ruin her cheating ex, Shane Oman's life, Regina George is done with love, but is also incredibly bored with her life at Northshore High. She never wanted anything to do with the weird but freakishly hot Rodrick Heffley, but it's clear he has a crush on her. How could Regina not take advantage of that? It wouldn't hurt to play with his feelings for a while, right? It would be a major time killer to pass senior year. What's the worst that can happen? As if she'd ever fall for an emo freak.

❗️cover art updated on 11/06/2025 ❗️character art by moonjelly on ig and tt After the events of North Shore High, Regina George needs a brand new start. So, despite her three most formidable years at NSH, she decides to transfer during her senior year to a smaller school in a more rural area that just so happens to be her rivaling school: Crossland High. Rodrick Heffley is one step closer to graduation, but here's the kicker: if he doesn't graduate with at least all C's, his parents plan to dismantle his band and make him start a real job (since college is off the table) instead of living out some rockstar fantasy. Rodrick knows his smarts lie elsewhere, so he has to come up with some sort of plan to save his GPA. In order to survive Crosslands, Regina must lie her way to the top, a habit she meant to kill but couldn't help resurrect in this new social climate. When Rodrick Heffley, the racoon-faced loser, finds out about her secret, she has to withhold her end of the bargain to keep said secret: help him keep his band. Along the way, she realizes there are more creative ways to lie, and that there are some people she doesn't have to lie to.