Romney Stories

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"Wowza" "Wowza" Wowza leaned towards Wowza and whispered "Wowza... I always wowzad you" Wowza gasped "WOWZA" Wowza whispered "Wowza......" Wowza put the Wowza in the Wowza "W-Wowza" "Wowza..." Barack ollama walked in "NOOT NOOT" the confused Llama said "W-Wowza... It's not what it Wowza like!!!" Barack ollama eyes sweat "NOOT NOOT NOOOOT" Barack ollama screamed In the distance Romney-chan was stalking "I'm great I'm great I'm great I'm great!" Romney yelled at Dooonald trooomp "MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY" Dooonald trooomp yelled back Wowza Wowza and Barack ollama could hear Barack ollama with his four legs decided to see what was making all the ruckus "Noot... Noot noot NOOT NOOT" Barack ollama questioned "Wowza!" Said Wowza Barack ollama then ate Dooonald trooomp and let out a raptor screech Romney then yelled "I'M GREAT I'M GREAT I'M GREAT" The noise bothered Barack the luscious llama so he ate the Romney. Wowza and Wowza both ran away in the distance never to be seen again

Barack Obama, the president and an adulterer. When Barack and Michelle have a falling out, she takes the kids and leaves. When Mitt finds out, he rushes to the white house, hopefully healing Barack's broken heart.

***I do not have any recollection of why I started writing this. Maybe it was a joke but I'm only continuing this because I guess you guys like it(?). I have no idea on how politics work because quite frankly I do not really pay attention to it since I'm only 15... but oh well.There is no possible way to not laugh while writing this, I'm sure*** Despite all the negativity he receives as president, Barack Obama still manages to do his job the best he possibly can. He knew he was different, not because he is the first African American president in United States history, but because he developed feelings for a specific candidate for the 2012 presidential election. Of course, he tried to push out those thoughts, but soon Mitt Romney began to be the only thing he could think about. When Barack's wife gets kidnapped, everything changes. He wonders off to a journey to find his love and his children's mother. Along the way, he coincidentally runs into none other than Mitt, who aids in the search for his wife. Will Mitt win Barack's heart? Or will Barack find Michelle and continue life as normal?

This is a collection of random thoughts and ideas that popped into my head. I also post some of my better imagines from my Instagram account. I'll really only update this when I'm in the mood.

Obomney I leave it at that. read it its amazing

What would happen if I was in Pokémon stick around to find out in this poorly writtenf and low quality story, packed with nonsensical rambles and HILARIOUS typos! :D have a good time fellas

Barack Obama struggles with his forbidden love with Michelle, and the impending battle with his evil rival Mitt. Meanwhile, there's been word that the great Phoenix King is about to rise again, and the water tribe is worried that they used up too much ocean during the last battle. Will Barack be able to save the world, or will he just have to wait out the war in his secret bunker? Find out in the first book of the Elect and Reflect series.

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Romney follows Obama to his dressing room with malicious intentions.