Romney Stories

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Centuries after the humans became extinct in 5056 A.T. (After Time), unicorns and dragons come from hiding. Dragons eventually overpopulate the unicorns, and one by one, the unicorns were slowly drifting into extinction. What happens when one unicorn, Brad Pitt, decides to revolt against the dragons? Who makes a comeback: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Angelina Jolie, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mitt Romney?

This is a collection of random thoughts and ideas that popped into my head. I also post some of my better imagines from my Instagram account. I'll really only update this when I'm in the mood.

Barack Obama struggles with his forbidden love with Michelle, and the impending battle with his evil rival Mitt. Meanwhile, there's been word that the great Phoenix King is about to rise again, and the water tribe is worried that they used up too much ocean during the last battle. Will Barack be able to save the world, or will he just have to wait out the war in his secret bunker? Find out in the first book of the Elect and Reflect series.

This is Mel's story. Wife of a pastor, mother in the home and teacher in a primary school. Mel is a rather moralistic woman who respects traditions. Everything changes the day when Christina, the mother of Rob, a friend of her son arrives in her life during a meeting of the parents. The two women hate each other primarily because of differences over school policy regarding the subjects of a civics course. But after a tragic accident around their children's school, Mel discovers a different and endearing person in Christina. And the upheaval begins in her life.

The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin

Things get spicy between two running mates.

Read about Donald's and Mitt's romance!

America learned. America voted. America has elected Barack Obama to be President yet again. Here's my view on what I think about the past few months.

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Barack Obama, the president and an adulterer. When Barack and Michelle have a falling out, she takes the kids and leaves. When Mitt finds out, he rushes to the white house, hopefully healing Barack's broken heart.