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Draco is a bitch or maybe not made for someone who likes animatronics

I have never even watched or read the Harry Potter series, but I always have my hatred for Draco Malfoy. His blonde hair, his musty appearance, his personality, is all... ick! So I decided to create this story just to explain how much I hate him. I never want to see that pathetic face ever again, so you won't.

This is a fan-fiction of the Harry Potter world after the war. Characters aren't mine and neither is the plot before the first chapter. Warning: Ron and Hermione are not together. No one dies in the Weasley family. They can be fluff and smut at some point maybe.

Hermione Granger does not do a lot of things. She doesn't hold crying babies, she doesn't use charcoal toothpaste, and she doesn't cry in front of people. Unfortunately, that streak was broken when she came home to her husband of 2 years cheating on her in their bed. She's heartbroken, devastated, and grieving a relationship she knew had failed long before. And she's lost her job in the same day. Just when she thought life couldn't get worse she stumbles upon the most unlikely friends that help her grow through this tough time. Disclaimer: Certain plot points and characters all were created by and belong to JK Rowling. I do not allow my work to be posted on other sites nor translated without my permission. This work will be posted on Archive Of Our Own once completed by my account only. If this work is seen under any of these circumstances please inform me immediately.

*knock knock knock* "Come in. Ah, Doctor Flintwood, to what do I owe the pleasure?" "I'm afraid this is no pleasurable matter, sir" the doctor handed over a rather large stacked file "... Is this a joke?" asked the nervous man "I'm afraid not. All the research has been done in multiple different ways, by multiple different professors, scientists, and doctors, myself included... if something isn't done soon-" The man held up his hand "I understand... I'll call a meeting... speak with the whole Wizengamot. We WILL come up with a solution" "I hope we do, otherwise, the wizarding world as we know it-" "Thank you, Doctor Flintwood" With that, the doctor nodded politely and made his way back to his lab. The minister fell back into his chair, looking over the multiple tests and results, all pointing to the same conclusion... this isn't good --- FINALS ARE OVER!!!! I'M BACK BABY!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! lol so this is my newest fic, and figured I'd come back with a BANG by posting it... let me know what you think! as always, I do NOT own a single cannon Harry Potter character... I just use them to tell stories to make it more fun ;) The cover image, however, IS MINE and took me MANY hours to create it. So... no takey, okay?