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"If I can save the world while preparing for my O.W.L.s, surviving assassination attempts, and raising a feral toddler, then I can survive this exam."
"You can't just say that like it's normal?!"
"Watch me."
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Harrien Yuviux Vantouge, a seventh-year Hogwarts student, is a soldier, a survivor, and very much a product of war.
All they want is a quiet, ordinary life - preferably one with less violence, less emotional damage, and significantly fewer attempts on their life.
Unfortunately, the universe finds that funny.
Because just when peace is almost within reach, Harrien gets run over by a carriage.
Yes.
A carriage.
Now stuck in a world full of mages, chaos, and deeply unnecessary nonsense, Harrien is once again forced to survive whatever fresh absurdity fate throws at them.Because apparently the horrors persist - and, tragically, so do they.