Rotfl Stories

All kinds of memes and funny stuff from My Little Pony. Some will be just super hilarious pictures and some will be memes, mostly memes. Get ready to laugh your heads off and roll on the floor laughing! [COMPLETED: NOVEMBER 26, 2016]

I will try to post as many as possible i will give credit to where ever I got it

A book of 1001 comebacks that will have u answering with sarcasm and profanity to everything a person says

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

Looking for thought-out, beautiful stories with just the right amount of drama, plot twists and descriptive language? Then this is NOT the book for you. Read this if you want to encounter all kinds of stupidity that will make you question both the intelligence of this generation and your entire existence. Oh yeah, and follow @mightycookies because her stories are rad and this is a collab. :) If no one reads this I'm still keeping it published lol...but without further adieu here are THE WORST stories, like, ever.

This is a book about exactly what the title says. Its about random texts that sometimes end up happening though some people don't meant it to. Hope you guys like it. Ps. I do not own all of these they are own by people that are funny.

Ezmar: OOO I should most of these conversations on Wattpad, it would be a hit sensation! Gubkints: Post* instead of most? I'm confused LOL Ezmar: Yeah sorry lol Gubkints: and our* for of? Ezmar: I get it, woman! Gubkints: I'm laughing at my own stupidity :D ....get what? Ezmar: My texting errors! Gubkints: Nah your errors are fine, I'm just confused on what you meant because I'm confusing myself XD A/N: This is where I post funny conversations I've had with my best friend.

all my jokes

This was just a kind of haha joke thing I started writing for a friend of mine who's real name was Austin Powers (no joke, he was born before the movies came out). I never got farther then the prologue, but maybe I'll add to it every once in awhile now with it being on here.

Five best friends. One final year of high school. Too much caffeine. Zero chill. Infinite chaos. Leah Sinclair is chaos with eyelashes. Niccolo Rossi broods so hard he could give storm clouds a complex. Lorenzo Cruz has the personality of a tornado on espresso and zero regard for literally anything. Delilah Storm is a diva whose glitter alone can start small fires. And Rafe Lancaster? A hair-obsessed, snack-hoarding, emotional hurricane who considers normal behavior a personal insult. Together, they are the Outlawz. They're loud, they're messy, they're probably banned from five states and three countries. Their mission? Conquer a bucket list so unhinged it could land them in detention, jail, or on the evening news (possibly all three). We're talking: rooftop raves, hallway flash mobs, stealing the school mascot (again), and somehow surviving calculus. But beneath the absolute mayhem lies something softer- because this is their last year together. The last midnight drives with music too loud. The last sleepovers filled with inside jokes. The last time they'll ever get to be this reckless, this stupid, this young. So yeah, you'll laugh until you get abs, cry like someone just stepped on your childhood. You'll want to grab your best friends, hop in a beat-up car, and chase the sunset while screaming lyrics out the window, because in the end, it's just you and the wild memories that hold you together forever.

This is just a book where I put random stuff about meh random life. :3 "Being normal is good, but being weirdly random is better" ~Me (Lol I suck a quotes xD) #314 in Random on 21/5/17 :D TY!! #263 in Random on 11/5/18 :DDD!!

It ended with Draco threatening to sue a ghost, Vanessa biting a spoon out of rage, Theo whispering Latin to a tiara, Blaise flirting with the Giant Squid and Pansy dropkicking a microphone into the lake. In this legendary, unauthorized, definitely banned-by-Hogwarts bonus book, the Outlawz go feral with side quests, cursed hobbies, and 0% supervision. Inside these pages, you'll find: Blaise's emotional support goat. ASMR that nearly caused a mass evacuation Vanessa's Crisp Crunch Therapy Theo's historical fanfiction reenactments (with props) Pansy performing dark rituals using only eyeliner Draco brushing his hair with a salad fork and calling it self-care It's a miracle they haven't been expelled. Or exorcised. This is not canon. This is clownery. And you're invited. Enter at your own risk. Hogwarts cannot protect you now. "I lost brain cells and I'd do it again." - Luna Lovegood "This book violated seven Ministry guidelines." - Hermione Granger "Why am I in this?" - Draco Malfoy "I'm not." - Blaise Zabini, lying.

Insults

"Nobody can find out our secret--especially him. It's all too dangerous and for sure, I am not taking that risk. I know he's going to find it out. I just can't hide it forever. Truthfully, I'm not exactly sure if he'll believe me. We just have to wait and see."

Stories that may not have endings but still cool.