Rotfl Stories

Well... What can I say it's just random! (!not to be taken offensively/seriously!)

random shit.... get over it.

Title says it all...

Read the title, bud. :P

"I love you!" That was the first time anyone has ever confessed to me. A story about the romance of two high school students, and their love that will forever hold them together. Sadness and pain shall come upon them but they will continue living their lives happily as they would, right in each others company.

Insults

This is a book about exactly what the title says. Its about random texts that sometimes end up happening though some people don't meant it to. Hope you guys like it. Ps. I do not own all of these they are own by people that are funny.

Be ready to laugh until your stomach hurts! (Contains harsh language) (Spoilers For Avengers: Infinity War)

Lil ol' me, writing about things that really piss me off. With the help of a few people!!!!!!

This was just a kind of haha joke thing I started writing for a friend of mine who's real name was Austin Powers (no joke, he was born before the movies came out). I never got farther then the prologue, but maybe I'll add to it every once in awhile now with it being on here.

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

"Tane don't you dare say a word about this to anyone." I say as threateningly as I can. Obviously me trying to sound threatening was an epic fail. I mean come on, the guy was twice my size. He smirks. That stupid, sexy as fuck smirk. "And if I do?" He says as his eyes go ablaze with mischief. Yeah he was a bad boy alright. Not the cliche leather jacket type. No not even close. I stay quiet. This time he grins. "Don't worry Taylor. I won't say anything to anyone. But.. " My breath hitches as he takes two long strides towards me. I try and scramble backwards but unfortunately some idiot had decided to build a wall there. I pray to the Gods that I can somehow miraculously sink it to it and disapear. Nope. No such luck. He gets so close that i can practically feel the heat radiating off his body and he leans in forward towards my ear. "You owe me." He whispers

This story was created by a group of people on the Watt Pad Writer's Club. It is meant to be hilarious and ridiculous, and I believe it succeeded! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Special thanks to @Han_Man for inspiring this three word story. Part 4: @PaisleyAnne @conversehearts88 @nutella_girl @infinitywrite @Han_Man @sageivans @DreamingQueen @seasofme @BlueAsters @burymelove @willatree2 @_WoeIsBree @bealadantra95 @ididitallforyoudean @FromTheHeartOfMe @Sabrina_2992 Part 3: Special thanks to @ViktorijaSirene for having the second most posts!! (surpassed by the the one and only rock star @Han_Han !!) @AquaSirene @GhostHawk @PrincessInConverse @Han_Man @ViktorijaPankratova @WisdomDelight @velvetdarson @xoxoStardustxoxo @RENMA13 @Lee_Rudolph @kayb121 @luiree @SoccerGirl25 @Taylor62398 @shadowhunter134 @AliciaCCTX @softkitty299 @xsleepygirlx @Miracle357 @NiamhHoran Part2: @sweaterkid15 @JustineDy @epondyMouse @herobinson95 @fortheloveofhispter @Han_Man @ChandiceC @DreamingQueen @Abby_Will_Explode @DaSmiley @TealsLeafJuice @TheMarauder_77 @WisonDelight @CaitieemSwiftah @MadzzX @MalloryBlaise @godDessaster @Megabucks @Lee_Rudolph @basakkoyunca @DrewLordman @xsleepygirlx @BlueManRawks @Taylor62398 @StanleyMG Part 1 : Also special thanks to @DanaCrawford and @CaitieemSwiftah for each doing over twenty posts!! :D @Megabucks @Han_Man @LoveSmileSwift11 @DanaCrawford @scintillator @CaitieemSwiftah @TommyGirl @WisdomDelight @DreamingQueen @AdzBala @Awesome_Eliza @Iris_Jade @MissMonde @LJberry @AlaskaEverfall @7katelyn1 @DrewLordman @sailboat @lauren_avery @happychick @Blueskylover @xsleepygirlx @CollabXO @YeeShyanNg View the original here: http://www.wattpad.com/8214603-the-lazy-dog-thee-word-game

Just random funny things that I see/hear!

Welllll, this is a collection of some short true stories and little mini made up ones as well. I'm hoping to make them funny so.... YEAH! Read! ^.^

The Outlawz are back, and this time, the chaos is...well, it's extra. Vanessa Black and her band of misfits (AKA Draco, Theo, Pansy, and Blaise) thought they could finally enjoy a peaceful year after their wild second year-but they were wrong. Very wrong. Vanessa's third year is mad. First, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban-which, for some reason, no one saw coming. Now, he's back, and he's definitely not here to chill with the family at Christmas dinner. While Vanessa is trying to figure out how to stop her own friends from starting a duel in the middle of class (or encourage them), she'll also have to deal with the return of one very disgruntled uncle who has some serious family drama to unload. With her parents being the coolest but also most intense people alive, she's learning how to juggle family expectations, ridiculous Quidditch practices, and trying to keep herself from blowing up the kitchen (again). "You remind me so much of Lily and James," Lupin smiled sadly. "Well, considering the unfortunate existence of Harold, I'm prettyyyy sure they married each other-" "-which couldn't be more different in our case. " "My godfather breaks into Hogwarts, the Ministry thinks I'm possessed, and my trauma comes back like a cursed Howler. 10/10 summer vacation so far." - Vanessa Black. It's going to be a wild ride. Hold on to your broomsticks, folks-things are about to get unhinged in the most ridikulus way.