Rotfl Stories

I am very happy to see that some people like my book if you vote then I will update way more often

Things inside this book will probably relate to you. - - - btw Noah Schnapp is on the cover❤. ❗️(DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ALL OF THE IMAGES IN THIS STORY)❗️

Ezmar: OOO I should most of these conversations on Wattpad, it would be a hit sensation! Gubkints: Post* instead of most? I'm confused LOL Ezmar: Yeah sorry lol Gubkints: and our* for of? Ezmar: I get it, woman! Gubkints: I'm laughing at my own stupidity :D ....get what? Ezmar: My texting errors! Gubkints: Nah your errors are fine, I'm just confused on what you meant because I'm confusing myself XD A/N: This is where I post funny conversations I've had with my best friend.

Stories that may not have endings but still cool.

Read the title, bud. :P

My name is Storm. I am a 3 year old Calico / Tortoise Shell cross. I am a posted author here on Wattpad and I am looking for your funniest poems and such. So send them to me and if they make me laugh, I will post them in this special series.

Well... What can I say it's just random! (!not to be taken offensively/seriously!)

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

"I love you!" That was the first time anyone has ever confessed to me. A story about the romance of two high school students, and their love that will forever hold them together. Sadness and pain shall come upon them but they will continue living their lives happily as they would, right in each others company.

Kik conversations! (Diabolik Lovers)

This is where I'll have my lists of books I'm writing, because it's taking up far too much space in my bio. Much art is included in this thing. Also, even though I already have a ranting book, I may post a few rants in here just for the heck of it. A few poems may show up here as well. Finally, I may post weekly book reviews, song and movie recommendations, or other things like that. If you have any requests just leave a comment or PM me. -BlackpeltIsABoss WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SPACE CAT GIFS P.S. - I'll be constantly updating this to change the lists, sorry about that. **ALL LISTS IN DERPY DERP EXPIRE 12/2/16 BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO DELETE THEM** ****THIS CONTINUES IN #RANTING****

This was just a kind of haha joke thing I started writing for a friend of mine who's real name was Austin Powers (no joke, he was born before the movies came out). I never got farther then the prologue, but maybe I'll add to it every once in awhile now with it being on here.

My joke book

~The product of a bored, yet bright mind of an Attack On Titan / Shingeki No Kyojin fan. Entirely made by yours, truly. :):):) ~Now, this may have a lot of spoilers from both the animé and the manga, but if you want to relieve your stress by reading this, then, that's totally fine! :):):) ~Appropriate for kids, teens, adults, young adults, parents, grandparents, pets, you get the point. :):):) ~Attack On Titan / Shingeki No Kyojin, its characters, and its respective universe, belong to Hajime Isayama - san, my favorite author. :):):) ~Have fun! :):):)

Be ready to laugh until your stomach hurts! (Contains harsh language) (Spoilers For Avengers: Infinity War)

"Nobody can find out our secret--especially him. It's all too dangerous and for sure, I am not taking that risk. I know he's going to find it out. I just can't hide it forever. Truthfully, I'm not exactly sure if he'll believe me. We just have to wait and see."

Insults