Rotfl Stories

A book full of teenage posts and random things to make you laugh

This is just a book where I put random stuff about meh random life. :3 "Being normal is good, but being weirdly random is better" ~Me (Lol I suck a quotes xD) #314 in Random on 21/5/17 :D TY!! #263 in Random on 11/5/18 :DDD!!

Silence. Absolute silence. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "You mean like, today or in general?" "Merlin, help," Hermione groaned. "Bit rude asking a dead guy for favours, innit?" "You literally interrogated Moaning Myrtle about her death scene," Harry pointed out. "That's called journalism, Harold. Look it up." "You're fourteen." "Exactly. Gifted and traumatised." Vanessa Black is allegedly back for a normal second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But plot twist: Hogwarts is still a menace, students are still dropping like mandrakes without earmuffs, and someone really said, "You know what this school needs? A cursed diary." There are voices in the walls, suspiciously sassy snakes, teachers with less job security than a damp tissue, and a very charming diary that's definitely not trying to murder her. As if surviving her first year wasn't enough, Vanessa now faces... Ancient evil! Overachieving ghosts! A boy named Tom who may or may not be a Victorian gaslight gatekeep girlboss! All while trying to pass Potions, navigate Slytherin drama, and keep her sanity somewhat intact. Vanessa Black is fourteen. She's tired. And she'd very much like to speak to Hogwarts' manager.

This story was created by a group of people on the Watt Pad Writer's Club. It is meant to be hilarious and ridiculous, and I believe it succeeded! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Special thanks to @Han_Man for inspiring this three word story. Part 4: @PaisleyAnne @conversehearts88 @nutella_girl @infinitywrite @Han_Man @sageivans @DreamingQueen @seasofme @BlueAsters @burymelove @willatree2 @_WoeIsBree @bealadantra95 @ididitallforyoudean @FromTheHeartOfMe @Sabrina_2992 Part 3: Special thanks to @ViktorijaSirene for having the second most posts!! (surpassed by the the one and only rock star @Han_Han !!) @AquaSirene @GhostHawk @PrincessInConverse @Han_Man @ViktorijaPankratova @WisdomDelight @velvetdarson @xoxoStardustxoxo @RENMA13 @Lee_Rudolph @kayb121 @luiree @SoccerGirl25 @Taylor62398 @shadowhunter134 @AliciaCCTX @softkitty299 @xsleepygirlx @Miracle357 @NiamhHoran Part2: @sweaterkid15 @JustineDy @epondyMouse @herobinson95 @fortheloveofhispter @Han_Man @ChandiceC @DreamingQueen @Abby_Will_Explode @DaSmiley @TealsLeafJuice @TheMarauder_77 @WisonDelight @CaitieemSwiftah @MadzzX @MalloryBlaise @godDessaster @Megabucks @Lee_Rudolph @basakkoyunca @DrewLordman @xsleepygirlx @BlueManRawks @Taylor62398 @StanleyMG Part 1 : Also special thanks to @DanaCrawford and @CaitieemSwiftah for each doing over twenty posts!! :D @Megabucks @Han_Man @LoveSmileSwift11 @DanaCrawford @scintillator @CaitieemSwiftah @TommyGirl @WisdomDelight @DreamingQueen @AdzBala @Awesome_Eliza @Iris_Jade @MissMonde @LJberry @AlaskaEverfall @7katelyn1 @DrewLordman @sailboat @lauren_avery @happychick @Blueskylover @xsleepygirlx @CollabXO @YeeShyanNg View the original here: http://www.wattpad.com/8214603-the-lazy-dog-thee-word-game

"Nobody can find out our secret--especially him. It's all too dangerous and for sure, I am not taking that risk. I know he's going to find it out. I just can't hide it forever. Truthfully, I'm not exactly sure if he'll believe me. We just have to wait and see."

~The product of a bored, yet bright mind of an Attack On Titan / Shingeki No Kyojin fan. Entirely made by yours, truly. :):):) ~Now, this may have a lot of spoilers from both the animé and the manga, but if you want to relieve your stress by reading this, then, that's totally fine! :):):) ~Appropriate for kids, teens, adults, young adults, parents, grandparents, pets, you get the point. :):):) ~Attack On Titan / Shingeki No Kyojin, its characters, and its respective universe, belong to Hajime Isayama - san, my favorite author. :):):) ~Have fun! :):):)

Just random funny things that I see/hear!

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

Be ready to laugh until your stomach hurts! (Contains harsh language) (Spoilers For Avengers: Infinity War)

So these r all true things that my bestie and I hear in eighth grade and see it can be gross and or funny

random shit.... get over it.

"I love you!" That was the first time anyone has ever confessed to me. A story about the romance of two high school students, and their love that will forever hold them together. Sadness and pain shall come upon them but they will continue living their lives happily as they would, right in each others company.

This is where I'll have my lists of books I'm writing, because it's taking up far too much space in my bio. Much art is included in this thing. Also, even though I already have a ranting book, I may post a few rants in here just for the heck of it. A few poems may show up here as well. Finally, I may post weekly book reviews, song and movie recommendations, or other things like that. If you have any requests just leave a comment or PM me. -BlackpeltIsABoss WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SPACE CAT GIFS P.S. - I'll be constantly updating this to change the lists, sorry about that. **ALL LISTS IN DERPY DERP EXPIRE 12/2/16 BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO DELETE THEM** ****THIS CONTINUES IN #RANTING****

HEY GUYS WELCOME TO MY SECOND BOOK!!! THIS BOOK IS ABOUT ME, DONT WORRY YOU WILL NOT GET BORE!!!! THIS IS A FUN BOOK!!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS AND ENJOY!!!! AND BOOK COVER MADE BY ME!!!!

All kinds of memes and funny stuff from My Little Pony. Some will be just super hilarious pictures and some will be memes, mostly memes. Get ready to laugh your heads off and roll on the floor laughing! [COMPLETED: NOVEMBER 26, 2016]

just thought i might share it with you guyys XD

Well... What can I say it's just random! (!not to be taken offensively/seriously!)