Rotfl Stories

"Tane don't you dare say a word about this to anyone." I say as threateningly as I can. Obviously me trying to sound threatening was an epic fail. I mean come on, the guy was twice my size. He smirks. That stupid, sexy as fuck smirk. "And if I do?" He says as his eyes go ablaze with mischief. Yeah he was a bad boy alright. Not the cliche leather jacket type. No not even close. I stay quiet. This time he grins. "Don't worry Taylor. I won't say anything to anyone. But.. " My breath hitches as he takes two long strides towards me. I try and scramble backwards but unfortunately some idiot had decided to build a wall there. I pray to the Gods that I can somehow miraculously sink it to it and disapear. Nope. No such luck. He gets so close that i can practically feel the heat radiating off his body and he leans in forward towards my ear. "You owe me." He whispers

This is a book about exactly what the title says. Its about random texts that sometimes end up happening though some people don't meant it to. Hope you guys like it. Ps. I do not own all of these they are own by people that are funny.

Be ready to laugh until your stomach hurts! (Contains harsh language) (Spoilers For Avengers: Infinity War)

HEY GUYS WELCOME TO MY SECOND BOOK!!! THIS BOOK IS ABOUT ME, DONT WORRY YOU WILL NOT GET BORE!!!! THIS IS A FUN BOOK!!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS AND ENJOY!!!! AND BOOK COVER MADE BY ME!!!!

Lil ol' me, writing about things that really piss me off. With the help of a few people!!!!!!

Insults

To Reader: Dont expect a good story:p if im bored i am writing here so it could be weird..lol Juluha

random shit.... get over it.

Bunch of jokes that will have you rotflol, crying, or just being happy.

A book full of teenage posts and random things to make you laugh

The most saddest ,the worst and the most tragic book on wattpad. Every chapter is something different so you'll always be entertained.

Silence. Absolute silence. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "You mean like, today or in general?" "Merlin, help," Hermione groaned. "Bit rude asking a dead guy for favours, innit?" "You literally interrogated Moaning Myrtle about her death scene," Harry pointed out. "That's called journalism, Harold. Look it up." "You're fourteen." "Exactly. Gifted and traumatised." Vanessa Black is allegedly back for a normal second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But plot twist: Hogwarts is still a menace, students are still dropping like mandrakes without earmuffs, and someone really said, "You know what this school needs? A cursed diary." There are voices in the walls, suspiciously sassy snakes, teachers with less job security than a damp tissue, and a very charming diary that's definitely not trying to murder her. As if surviving her first year wasn't enough, Vanessa now faces... Ancient evil! Overachieving ghosts! A boy named Tom who may or may not be a Victorian gaslight gatekeep girlboss! All while trying to pass Potions, navigate Slytherin drama, and keep her sanity somewhat intact. Vanessa Black is fourteen. She's tired. And she'd very much like to speak to Hogwarts' manager.

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

This is a story about a boy who just can't do anything right until that one moment...

Ezmar: OOO I should most of these conversations on Wattpad, it would be a hit sensation! Gubkints: Post* instead of most? I'm confused LOL Ezmar: Yeah sorry lol Gubkints: and our* for of? Ezmar: I get it, woman! Gubkints: I'm laughing at my own stupidity :D ....get what? Ezmar: My texting errors! Gubkints: Nah your errors are fine, I'm just confused on what you meant because I'm confusing myself XD A/N: This is where I post funny conversations I've had with my best friend.