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A screenplay for an episode of classic Frasier where the gang is at a wine tasting.
When Frasier and Niles attend an exclusive Seattle wine tasting, they expect an evening of refinement, subtle vintages, and cultured company. Instead, they're horrified to discover that the featured cheese pairing is none other than Velveeta. As Fras spirals into melodramatic despair over the "culinary crime of the century," Roz takes center stage, proudly championing Velveeta as the perfect partner to her boxed sweet wine - winning over the crowd with her earthy charm.
While Fras and Niles whisper frantically in the kitchen about staging a "cheese coup," Roz relishes her newfound role as the voice of the people. The night spirals into chaos, culminating in a grand toast that forces Fras to confront his greatest nightmare: civilization applauding a marriage of fine Bordeaux and processed cheese.
Tagline: Can Fras preserve the dignity of the vine, or will Velveeta have the last laugh?
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