Rudehumor Stories

Some stupid shit about Annoying Orange. Laffs aplenty

says it all Written by fanboyswhereareyou and TatisuarusRex

This is an original story about a world with powers that people get when they're 16 and a boy named max who is basically giong through middle school, he has a child hood friend who bully's him, Paxten. He has a best girl as a Friend named Ruby. And his best friend that he has known since 5th grade, Alex. He protects his friends from Paxten and his goons. He can be nice occasionally, but that's only during Halloween, that's when he can pull off pranks without getting in trouble. While going on adventures and trying to have fun!But some paronormal activity is giong on. In the end, will they still be able to be friends? -rude humor -Bullying -Violence -some blood

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sopomoths! What? You don't know what a Sopomoth is? Sopomoths are magical and powerful creatures, found all across the world! They can be eaten, befriended, or put in betted-on cockfighting! For those who do the last one, they're called Sopomoth Coordinators! Here in the country of Lubo, children can go up to middle school, and then either go onward and finish high school, OR defeat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts and, along the way, go on a magnificent adventure through the country! Those that beat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts can consider themselves graduated from high school. Don't ask me, it doesn't make any sense to me either. Of course, Miles O'Beens and his friends Phoebe Crass and Travis Cory will be adventuring, screw all the high school stress. This is the story of Miles' adventures throughout Lubo! Except, if he were to tell it, it'd be romanticized garbage that didn't at all reflect the true toil of being a Sopomoth Coordinator. So, instead, it will be from Travis' view.

A regular trouble making 17 y/o Italian girl Lucia, living in chicago lives a normal live with her dad and step mom. Her mom died in a " car crash" that is what her dad said. But I have a a feeling he was responsible for it because they got in a fight the night before. Her life was almost perfect when she found out her mom died and that her dad is part of the mafia and her step mom is the next victim and Lucia is forced to marry the mafia boss's son. Alfonzo. Little does she know he is not like the others. he is super kind and warm-hearted and has many friends. He hates that his dad is the boss of the mafia and he hates being. He ends up liking Lucia and Lucia ends up liking him. Lucia and Alfonzos dad find out and she is forced to marry someone more harsh and older and richer. She is the next midnight mafia bride.

Victoria lives in a big city. don't let that get to your head, all though she may live in a big city doesn't mean she is a popular bitch with a rich daddy. She is invisible, Well until now. She starts having small fights with 'It' boy Luke. Slowly they start to gain a friendship,But shit goes down when her old friend Jackson comes back to town Which of course causes drama, Heartbreaks, jealousy, and love triangles

Will I make it? Am I going to die? Lock me away. Drown me with water. Burn me with fire. I will not stop believing in running away.

A Thief Named Price Breaks into a suburban home to find and crack open the owners safe But instead of a safe he finds something much much..... Darker.

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The Adventures of Brady & Boomer continues in Kinkow along with Michelle & Maybelle; this time they have to face a evil villain in island that is powerful than any other villains. Michelle finally confesses her feelings towards to Brady again that she is serious this time that she wanted to be with Brady for she could proof to him the whole time she loves him no matter what he was before but then Mikayla gets jealous and tries to ruin the relationship by the help of Uma that she makes a love spell on Brady for he could be with Mikayla not with Michelle, later then Michelle didn't likes what Mikayla was doing the whole time till she told on her with her dad Mason and her brother Michael. But they didn't believe what Michelle was telling them till it was too late that Mikayla turn evil, then Lanny tried to help Michelle to get back at Mikayla for he could be Michelle's fake boyfriend to make Brady jealous of his own cousin but then Boomer didn't like what Lanny was planing to do so he tries to tell his twin brother Brady everything and doesn't believes it. Will this disasters ends or would Michelle and Boomer tries to find a cured for Brady's cursed? Find out on season 2 for Pair of Kings. Author's Note: This book will be based on season 2 Pair of Kings but some of the chapters will be changed. Also this story will have some strong rude humor in it IF you feel offended or find offensive then don't read it at ALL THANK YOU

Ever since I had met that fiesty spiky blond, something about him touched my heart. I may have been a badass deliquent, but around, him..No. It's a dream..Maybe it isn't..? This isn't finished!

*WARING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND MISSPELLING* Him & I is about one sided love or is it?

Since the day she was born to the time she said hello to the interent something never felt right will Emily fight these demons?or will she slowly get consumed day after day?

Angelina isn't at all fond of her monotonous, gray, dull, and uneventful life. She goes through recurring nightmares which portray formidable events of her past. But, before she finally gave in and allowed her dull life to be consumed by the darkness dreading through her soul, she found herself once more, it being rescued by the boy with the ocean-like eyes.

A Mafia hires a nanny, so his son can be protected, and safe, soon comes a love story, then here's the mysteries (Drama, Romance, and some rude humor)

A sixteen year old girl, Serrinnah, strives to improve her writing career. Along the way, she encounters a young man named Sam. An instant flame sparked between the two.

Adam & Leo basically grew up together, their friendship was unbreakable. But what happens when that friendship slowly blossoms into something more, Serious.