Rudehumor Stories

My name is Miya Akari but my friends call me Mimi, I am new to UA High everyone seems nice.... except one person... his name is Katsuki Bakugou... he is such an asshole. Alw ays bullying Midoriya. He gets called Deku which he chooses to be his hero name. Deku calls Bakugou Kachaan.. Only Deku can call him that. Oh I forgot to mention... I am in n class 1-A My hieght- 5'4 My age- 17 My quirk: Poltermatter My parents: Haru (Dad) Akiko ( mom) Siblings: Brother ( Yasuhiro Higa) Birthday: 8/14

Lyric Phase, a Seventeen-year-old girl kicked from every school in the kingdom, except one. Lyric finds herself at the academy founded by the royals and filled with people like herself. Well, mostly. She was gifted with the Element of Ice, a power never known to exist until now. But what is a gift to most, is a curse to her. She tries to take hold of the leach that is dragging her down, but will she succeed? Or will is pull her farther into the darkness that threatens to overwhelm her?

A Mafia hires a nanny, so his son can be protected, and safe, soon comes a love story, then here's the mysteries (Drama, Romance, and some rude humor)

"That's not how you hold a fork!" Kali yelled at Greyson. "Yes it fucking is!" Greyson shouted back. We were currently all in the kitchen eating craft Mac and cheese out of my dads oversized coffee mugs. Kali and Grey having a full on court level argument on the right way to hold a fork. We were all in tears from laughing so hard. "Oh god, " I wheezed "I stan you two." Kali and Grey whipped around to face me, their eyes wide and cheeks flushed. I smirked. It's official, I'm a genius matchmaker. I'm going to get Troy and Hazel in on this. "Ah, young love." I sighed wistfully, my hands clasped together in front of my chest. Hazel snorted "Keira, hunny, you haven't been in love." Haze pointed out, causing my smile to grow. "I have been in love, darling." I said dreamily "in fact I'm engaged!" Their eyes widened in shock. "Lies!" They all screamed. "I'll prove it!" I ran into my room and found the ring with my birthstone. I ran back with it on my ring finger, holding it in the air. "As you can all clearly see, I am engaged, to my bed." I said seriously, struggling to keep a straight face. We all burst out laughing, calming down a few minutes later. "So, " Kali announced smugly "That's still not how you hold a fork." Grey's face scrunched up in frustration "Yes it is! You're the one holding it wrong!" He pointed his fork at her. She gasped in outrage "Greyson Wyatt Dawson! Do not point your fork at me!" She exclaimed, pointing hers at him right back. There they go again. I watched them continue to bicker like an old married couple until I heard the doorbell. I excused myself and walked out of the kitchen towards the front door. I unlocked it, not bothering to look through the peep hole. That was a mistake ****** Hello and welcome to my second book! I will be updating this randomly, this one is just for fun! With that being said I need to make something clear: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY COPYING OF THIS OR ANY OF MY BOOKS Happy reading~ Claryfairchild157

Since the day she was born to the time she said hello to the interent something never felt right will Emily fight these demons?or will she slowly get consumed day after day?

Victoria lives in a big city. don't let that get to your head, all though she may live in a big city doesn't mean she is a popular bitch with a rich daddy. She is invisible, Well until now. She starts having small fights with 'It' boy Luke. Slowly they start to gain a friendship,But shit goes down when her old friend Jackson comes back to town Which of course causes drama, Heartbreaks, jealousy, and love triangles

A Thief Named Price Breaks into a suburban home to find and crack open the owners safe But instead of a safe he finds something much much..... Darker.

This is part 1 of the new beginnings...

Ever since I had met that fiesty spiky blond, something about him touched my heart. I may have been a badass deliquent, but around, him..No. It's a dream..Maybe it isn't..? This isn't finished!

Some stupid shit about Annoying Orange. Laffs aplenty

This is an original story about a world with powers that people get when they're 16 and a boy named max who is basically giong through middle school, he has a child hood friend who bully's him, Paxten. He has a best girl as a Friend named Ruby. And his best friend that he has known since 5th grade, Alex. He protects his friends from Paxten and his goons. He can be nice occasionally, but that's only during Halloween, that's when he can pull off pranks without getting in trouble. While going on adventures and trying to have fun!But some paronormal activity is giong on. In the end, will they still be able to be friends? -rude humor -Bullying -Violence -some blood

Isaac and his friends are off to find all four souls that the dark had stolen from the light. However it won't be easy for them. Trials, tribulations, and challenges will be facing them until the day they die. Written by: Alfonso Guido Inspired by the Game: The Binding of Isaac

A sixteen year old girl, Serrinnah, strives to improve her writing career. Along the way, she encounters a young man named Sam. An instant flame sparked between the two.

Will I make it? Am I going to die? Lock me away. Drown me with water. Burn me with fire. I will not stop believing in running away.

Everyone marvels at heroes and bow before them. They glorify them and in their wake, beg for attention. They drool in amazement and scream out their lungs and sometimes their hearts. But have you ever gotten your period in the middle of battle? Helping the world is fine and all but what about boy problems!?

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sopomoths! What? You don't know what a Sopomoth is? Sopomoths are magical and powerful creatures, found all across the world! They can be eaten, befriended, or put in betted-on cockfighting! For those who do the last one, they're called Sopomoth Coordinators! Here in the country of Lubo, children can go up to middle school, and then either go onward and finish high school, OR defeat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts and, along the way, go on a magnificent adventure through the country! Those that beat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts can consider themselves graduated from high school. Don't ask me, it doesn't make any sense to me either. Of course, Miles O'Beens and his friends Phoebe Crass and Travis Cory will be adventuring, screw all the high school stress. This is the story of Miles' adventures throughout Lubo! Except, if he were to tell it, it'd be romanticized garbage that didn't at all reflect the true toil of being a Sopomoth Coordinator. So, instead, it will be from Travis' view.

Grey a 18 year old boy goes to Riverhigh high school. Lives alone and has a tragic past that no one knows about not even his best friend Xero. Eventually Xero finds out. What will he do?

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