Rudehumor Stories

This is a book i made for fun also has some rude humor (if you do not like as such humor i recommend for you not to read this)

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Ever since I had met that fiesty spiky blond, something about him touched my heart. I may have been a badass deliquent, but around, him..No. It's a dream..Maybe it isn't..? This isn't finished!

A sixteen year old girl, Serrinnah, strives to improve her writing career. Along the way, she encounters a young man named Sam. An instant flame sparked between the two.

Angelina isn't at all fond of her monotonous, gray, dull, and uneventful life. She goes through recurring nightmares which portray formidable events of her past. But, before she finally gave in and allowed her dull life to be consumed by the darkness dreading through her soul, she found herself once more, it being rescued by the boy with the ocean-like eyes.

Some stupid shit about Annoying Orange. Laffs aplenty

Everyone marvels at heroes and bow before them. They glorify them and in their wake, beg for attention. They drool in amazement and scream out their lungs and sometimes their hearts. But have you ever gotten your period in the middle of battle? Helping the world is fine and all but what about boy problems!?

A Mafia hires a nanny, so his son can be protected, and safe, soon comes a love story, then here's the mysteries (Drama, Romance, and some rude humor)

Will I make it? Am I going to die? Lock me away. Drown me with water. Burn me with fire. I will not stop believing in running away.

A young girl gets experimented on by her father after her mother dies to become a different being and understands the meaning of life, love, and death. (All characters belong to me and me only.

Adam & Leo basically grew up together, their friendship was unbreakable. But what happens when that friendship slowly blossoms into something more, Serious.

Victoria lives in a big city. don't let that get to your head, all though she may live in a big city doesn't mean she is a popular bitch with a rich daddy. She is invisible, Well until now. She starts having small fights with 'It' boy Luke. Slowly they start to gain a friendship,But shit goes down when her old friend Jackson comes back to town Which of course causes drama, Heartbreaks, jealousy, and love triangles

I'm not gonna finish the woody x buzz story, unfortunately. But, i can give you guys these other UNFINISHED one shots i was writing about my own oc's 😁😁 I was already thinking of uploading them here, but whenever i finished them, lol. I have a lot of ideas, therefore, i start a story and don't end it but begin another. 🤷🗯️

A Thief Named Price Breaks into a suburban home to find and crack open the owners safe But instead of a safe he finds something much much..... Darker.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sopomoths! What? You don't know what a Sopomoth is? Sopomoths are magical and powerful creatures, found all across the world! They can be eaten, befriended, or put in betted-on cockfighting! For those who do the last one, they're called Sopomoth Coordinators! Here in the country of Lubo, children can go up to middle school, and then either go onward and finish high school, OR defeat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts and, along the way, go on a magnificent adventure through the country! Those that beat all 10 Sopomoth Coordinator Arena Experts can consider themselves graduated from high school. Don't ask me, it doesn't make any sense to me either. Of course, Miles O'Beens and his friends Phoebe Crass and Travis Cory will be adventuring, screw all the high school stress. This is the story of Miles' adventures throughout Lubo! Except, if he were to tell it, it'd be romanticized garbage that didn't at all reflect the true toil of being a Sopomoth Coordinator. So, instead, it will be from Travis' view.

Lyric Phase, a Seventeen-year-old girl kicked from every school in the kingdom, except one. Lyric finds herself at the academy founded by the royals and filled with people like herself. Well, mostly. She was gifted with the Element of Ice, a power never known to exist until now. But what is a gift to most, is a curse to her. She tries to take hold of the leach that is dragging her down, but will she succeed? Or will is pull her farther into the darkness that threatens to overwhelm her?

This is part 1 of the new beginnings...

"That's not how you hold a fork!" Kali yelled at Greyson. "Yes it fucking is!" Greyson shouted back. We were currently all in the kitchen eating craft Mac and cheese out of my dads oversized coffee mugs. Kali and Grey having a full on court level argument on the right way to hold a fork. We were all in tears from laughing so hard. "Oh god, " I wheezed "I stan you two." Kali and Grey whipped around to face me, their eyes wide and cheeks flushed. I smirked. It's official, I'm a genius matchmaker. I'm going to get Troy and Hazel in on this. "Ah, young love." I sighed wistfully, my hands clasped together in front of my chest. Hazel snorted "Keira, hunny, you haven't been in love." Haze pointed out, causing my smile to grow. "I have been in love, darling." I said dreamily "in fact I'm engaged!" Their eyes widened in shock. "Lies!" They all screamed. "I'll prove it!" I ran into my room and found the ring with my birthstone. I ran back with it on my ring finger, holding it in the air. "As you can all clearly see, I am engaged, to my bed." I said seriously, struggling to keep a straight face. We all burst out laughing, calming down a few minutes later. "So, " Kali announced smugly "That's still not how you hold a fork." Grey's face scrunched up in frustration "Yes it is! You're the one holding it wrong!" He pointed his fork at her. She gasped in outrage "Greyson Wyatt Dawson! Do not point your fork at me!" She exclaimed, pointing hers at him right back. There they go again. I watched them continue to bicker like an old married couple until I heard the doorbell. I excused myself and walked out of the kitchen towards the front door. I unlocked it, not bothering to look through the peep hole. That was a mistake ****** Hello and welcome to my second book! I will be updating this randomly, this one is just for fun! With that being said I need to make something clear: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY COPYING OF THIS OR ANY OF MY BOOKS Happy reading~ Claryfairchild157