Sacarsm Stories

Ashley Hunter, moved halfway across the world with her family to have a new and peaceful life. She just wants to leave her past behind and have a fresh start. Maybe have a chance to have a normal life and pretend her old one never existed. Alex Ryder is the stereotypical bad boy - leather jacket and all. No one is to mess with him and his friends Damon and Kyle. You make any of them angry and you pay. They don't talk to anyone, and no one dares to talk to them- or at least until now...

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Vivian Elizabeth M. Wilson is the heir to France. Originally she was supposed to marry the heir to England, Walter Henry K. Smith, to settle things. But the Queen of France got news of an assassination and order it to stop. Read to find out more you stupid, little twerps!

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He pulled me closer. Even more closer. Our faces were like millimeters apart. "Aiden" I whispered. "Dont do this. We are enemies" I said trying my last shot to remind him that this was wrong. His grip on my waist tightened. His other hand travelled from my waist to my face , rubbing my cheeks softly. My eyes shut taking in all the pleasure I felt from the touch. "This..this cupcake is not how enemies touch each other" he whispered "This is not how enemies hold each other " he said indicating our position. "This...is not how enemies.." he said as he came closer...he placed a soft kiss near my lip. It was almost feather like. I shuddered at the touch of his lips. My breathing quickened.. "..how enemies kiss each other " ____________________________ Hailey , the sister of Eastwood High's hot quaterback's had a pretty normal life. Good grades, good looks, popularity, she had it all . But what happens when she meets her brother's ultimate rival , Aiden Clayton. Will this change her life for good or worse? ____________________ ******************************************************************************** enjoy the story!

WARNING!!! This is my first book so be gentle please there will be some grammatical errors but I will correct when I am done with the book. Thank you n enjoy. What will happen when Abigail Henderson meets her special someone Jayden Petrakis??? Follow them on their journey to find love and don't miss out on the humour and sarcasm. This story has a lot of swearing (mature language)

Title: COUNTDOWN TO 14days Premise: Rayyan Sudais gimba is spoiled, stubborn, and very much uninterested in marriage - but his billionaire father has other plans. The old man declares that unless Rayyan is in a serious relationship by the time he returns from a business trip in 14 days, he'll lose his claim to the family company. Panicked but determined to win without giving up his freedom, Rayyan hatches a plan: find a random girl and train her to play the role of his perf,ect girlfriend. Enter Rahma - independent, sarcastic, and kindhearted enough to agree to his ridiculous offer. The deal is simple: 14 days of intense "girlfriend training." Convince Rayyan's father they've been dating for months. Get paid, walk away, no strings attached. But as the days tick by, scripted laughs turn into real ones, rehearsed touches linger too long, and both start realizing that the biggest risk isn't getting caught - it's falling for each other.

I'm Tamera Sky also known as the daughter of multi billionaire Will Sky and Sia Skye (loving parents) I was bullied a lot and I still am but I plan to change this this summer I will be attending Kingston High in California and no one can stop me. I am Taylor O'Brain . Also known as Cole O'Brain and Winters O'Brain son. I hate their fakeness and their ignorance. I am also known as the golden boy ,street racer, bad boy and player of Kingston High. What happens when this two identities me we will there be friendship or hatred. Jealousy or love ? Let's find out ....

just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!

A series of poems/write-ups I compiled. Let me know your thoughts yes? Please? Inspired by: LivinginNeverlandxx I've called myself a lost cause But you won't let me be that Because when all I am has become dust And all I have has come to nothing You'll still be all I have. And all I need. Zah! xx

As the title suggest. It's about a bad boy and a good girl. In life, things don't really go as well as you planned to. Amanda has learned a lot from that. She knows how to control her feelings and actions when things go wrong. She had everything planned out and a way to survive her high school year peacefully. She had everything under control. Until, Shaun was transferred over and messed her plans up.

He continued planting kiss after kiss in a line, starting from my neck to the edge of shoulder. The cycle continued then he sucked the base of my neck. This was wrong on many levels but it felt so right, I didn't stop him. I couldn't. "You're not leaving without a proper kiss." I came to my senses. How could i let him play my mind like that! "Nic," I trailed "Don't fight it." Tamisha has always hated Nicholas Williams for teasing her, pulling her hair and straight up being a dick. And when scattered her dreams of keeping her fist kiss for her crush only that was the limit, she officially wanted nothing to do with. he moved to Britain but now he's back and dating her best friend. What will happen when their paths cross again ? Definitely a lot. I apologize for any errors in the book.😊😊😊 Also I do covers so if you want one, you can ask.

A week ago, Mina had just moved to her college dorm for the semester. Her three other female roommates were decent, but a bit of a pain to her. Until a specific . . . girl, came a week later. . .

Life has been quite tough for 18-year-old Meraki King, who has moved out of her hometown to New York with her best friend. Meraki has always wanted to experience life's beauty and change herself for the better, so she had no problem moving out as soon as she was old enough. Unexpectedly, she meets the person that might aid her in changing her view on herself, life, and love. Will she realize what she's been searching for had been right in front of her the whole time?

Rose, a bubbly, sarcastic, vampire. Yet she's the only one who knows it. Everyone thinks she's a normal human but nobody has yet to find out her secret. She was born 1000 years ago...She is English and has moved to America in hopes to find someone very special. Colton, A dominant, scary, werewolf. Everyone knows him. He rules the Moonlight Pack. He is a killer and fears nobody. He is trying to find his mate and he has failed all his attempts and is on the verge of giving up. Until he finds Rose.

Spencer is the alpha's daughter. She has one older brother, Parker who is just as overprotective as her dad. When they move to new land, along with their pack, the dark moon pack, they find they have a neighbouring pack who happen to be the 2nd strongest pack in the world, the blood howler pack. Both packs attend one high school where spencer finds her new alpha mate, little does he know, she is the most sarcastic, sassy and strongest person he will ever meet, leaving him on his toes 24/7 follow them on their journey filled with, sassiness, sarcasm, teasing, danger and fun

************************************** WARNING!!! This book is all about dry jokes. strictly for people who wants to get bored. Don't say these jokes anywhere. You just might get slapped beyond recognition. Enjoy reading ..oh...Get bored reading. So Punny.

Formerly known as 'now and forever '... I'm Alex Dennis, am just 17years old and I got to deal with my life whichseems like a rollercoaster. Having to deal with school stress, an over protective elder brother, a fashionista elder sister, a group of crazy friends, a Workaholic mum and a huge celebrity crush on my brother best friend isnt as easy as it seems and me been emotional just don't help it... His a popular celebrity he's a music artist, he also plays guitar and his a model so he's really popular not just in school but world wide and you should know his filthy rich, he's hot as hell with charming Emerald green eyes, extraordinary handsome with a perfect jawline, tanned skin, dark shiny hair, and he's really tall about six ft. Every girl in school has a crush on him but do I? Nah the word LOVE does not exist in his dictionary AT ALL...He's a big time player but girls don't really mind. Tons and tons of girls keep throwing themselves on him... -Brainnie ♥

I say stupid random stUFF to start your day because i have no life XD

Ah, yes, the back of the book (or in this case, the Wattpad description), the one section that determines whether or not you, the readers, become interested in what a story says. I suppose I should probably give you some alluring description of my world, my story, and me. But I warn you, I stray far from the ordinary. Well, my name is Red Hood. I'm a Rouge, which is a way of saying that I'm the bottom of the food chain. I live in a land called Lore, where people from your myths and legends live as normal people along side of people you've never even heard of. But that doesn't mean they aren't important, in fact many of Lore's leaders are not found in any of your folk tales. I would totally tell you why only some of us made it into your myths, but I have absolutely no clue why that is. It just makes no sense. Anyway, I'm sure you wanna hear about what happens in this book (without spoilers of course), but in all honesty, I can't really tell you. I'm still living this and its subsequent books out (that's assuming, of course, that I don't die before this book is complete). But what I can tell you, is that this story is about me being forced against my will to attend the MAGE (Merlin Academy for the Gifted and Exceptional) Academy, and yes it is redundant, and the adventures me and my friends have there. So, come join me. I promise you will not be disappointed.