Sacrasm Stories

I'm an ordinary boy, who has two devils as my dear brothers. Come and see how one week in my life can change your view of your life and how you can count yourself lucky.

Esme's life has never been simple with an absent hole in her life where her mother was supposed to be but it's all she's ever known. Living with her dad, a struggling writer, money is tight and anything from glamorous. But this time when her dad decides to move again to "change up the scenery" or in other words they got evicted again she decides to change up the scenery of her own life, too. At her new school, where no one knows her or her past, she takes up the facade of a brand new Esme. Remaking herself into an Esme from England with a charming British accent, two rich parents, and loads of made up stories from her old prestigious boarding school. She is instantly roped into the popular group, catches the eyes of the cutest boy in school, and meets her unusual lab partner. As she entangles herself deeper into these lies she learns to balance her perfect fantasy life with her not so dazzling home life with her avid father. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, if her father could write his own stories why couldn't she with her life?

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Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

I say stupid random stUFF to start your day because i have no life XD

just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!

Ashley Hunter, moved halfway across the world with her family to have a new and peaceful life. She just wants to leave her past behind and have a fresh start. Maybe have a chance to have a normal life and pretend her old one never existed. Alex Ryder is the stereotypical bad boy - leather jacket and all. No one is to mess with him and his friends Damon and Kyle. You make any of them angry and you pay. They don't talk to anyone, and no one dares to talk to them- or at least until now...

************************************** WARNING!!! This book is all about dry jokes. strictly for people who wants to get bored. Don't say these jokes anywhere. You just might get slapped beyond recognition. Enjoy reading ..oh...Get bored reading. So Punny.

He pulled me closer. Even more closer. Our faces were like millimeters apart. "Aiden" I whispered. "Dont do this. We are enemies" I said trying my last shot to remind him that this was wrong. His grip on my waist tightened. His other hand travelled from my waist to my face , rubbing my cheeks softly. My eyes shut taking in all the pleasure I felt from the touch. "This..this cupcake is not how enemies touch each other" he whispered "This is not how enemies hold each other " he said indicating our position. "This...is not how enemies.." he said as he came closer...he placed a soft kiss near my lip. It was almost feather like. I shuddered at the touch of his lips. My breathing quickened.. "..how enemies kiss each other " ____________________________ Hailey , the sister of Eastwood High's hot quaterback's had a pretty normal life. Good grades, good looks, popularity, she had it all . But what happens when she meets her brother's ultimate rival , Aiden Clayton. Will this change her life for good or worse? ____________________ ******************************************************************************** enjoy the story!

What is your desire? Even as we die, they would still live on. A desire was nothing more than wishes, easily fulfilled when alive. But upon becoming a spirit, they would bring a whole new kind of trouble with them. Messing with the living even when they are no longer alive just for it. That's where the spirit seers come in. To Clerina it was always more than what she asked for. Spending most of it, she ends up solving their issues so they can move on. But then, it changes. The spirits which used to do things in the most usual way possible, now they have stepped up their game. There had to be reason that it was happening. And Clerina was going to find it. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is an anime like book, there will be story arcs although there might be more than one book, and that it will end somewhere. On hiatus as I'm replanning the entire work itself. Cover by: @reneesmeewolfe

He pushes me against the door his chest pressed firmly against my breast, I look up to find him staring at me, anger evident in his eyes "What the hell was that? why were you with him?" I feel his breath fanning my face. Avery is your normal 17-year-old, thrust into boarding school life, where she meets the handsome billionaire heir Liam, introverted and dating the most popular girl in school. A study session later, sparks fly and they can't keep their hands off each other. With Lorraine and her clique desperate to keep them apart, memories of her past still haunting her, and an over protective brother in tow, Will love truly conquer all? Let's find out

Arianna Ali she is very shy girl who is the next leader of the Arabian mafia. She is extremely beautiful and has six overprotective brothers. She has three bestfriends and a very possessive badboy Sebastian Ferrari aka seb he is dangerous sexy and extremely possessive of his princesa. He is nineteen. He is quite mean and sturrborn when he wants too. He is the next leader of the Italian mafia What will happen when the two worlds meet ? "Hey baby I won't let the guy get near or hurt my love your are mine " Sebastian says while looking into my eyes " I don't need your protection and you know it " he just stares at me and kisses me hard on my lips.

Life has been quite tough for 18-year-old Meraki King, who has moved out of her hometown to New York with her best friend. Meraki has always wanted to experience life's beauty and change herself for the better, so she had no problem moving out as soon as she was old enough. Unexpectedly, she meets the person that might aid her in changing her view on herself, life, and love. Will she realize what she's been searching for had been right in front of her the whole time?

Title: COUNTDOWN TO 14days Premise: Rayyan Sudais gimba is spoiled, stubborn, and very much uninterested in marriage - but his billionaire father has other plans. The old man declares that unless Rayyan is in a serious relationship by the time he returns from a business trip in 14 days, he'll lose his claim to the family company. Panicked but determined to win without giving up his freedom, Rayyan hatches a plan: find a random girl and train her to play the role of his perf,ect girlfriend. Enter Rahma - independent, sarcastic, and kindhearted enough to agree to his ridiculous offer. The deal is simple: 14 days of intense "girlfriend training." Convince Rayyan's father they've been dating for months. Get paid, walk away, no strings attached. But as the days tick by, scripted laughs turn into real ones, rehearsed touches linger too long, and both start realizing that the biggest risk isn't getting caught - it's falling for each other.

🖤 Nova, turns seventeen this year and she's made it her mission to find out what her dad has been hiding from her all these years. Who is Alexander King? "Why? " "Well it is a life of pain and regret but because I still have you I feel happy and thankful everyday. So you could say it's my Difficult Delight" 🖤

Aren't I gorgeous . ___________________________ Meet Ariana ,the most sarcastic devil you will ever meet.....she is a street fighter at night and a nerd during the day.... Well a fake nerd to be precise, she just acts that way so she can be Left alone because ,according to her and I quote "every human in school is an annoyance" she is calm and calculating in tough situations ......except one.....DO NOT TOUCH HER FOOD, your life will end right then and there..and her moto for life is "mind your goddamn business" Now meet Alec ,the bad boy of the school ...he is also a fighter and has zero tolerance for shit ,and hates sarcastic bitches.... well all but one Follow alec and Ariana through their journey of...bla bla bla ,you know the rest ,just read the book...byeee

(Book 1) My love series Anastasia Cabello is one of the most unoticed girl on tik tok, due to the lack of videos and lack of followers but that's fine because she is not the one people share her embarrassing videos to God knows where plus she prefers to watch. That somehow all changes when a popular tik toker not just any random tik toker but the most followed boy she knows and has been simping for started following her. Cover by Queen Temptation

WARNING!!! This is my first book so be gentle please there will be some grammatical errors but I will correct when I am done with the book. Thank you n enjoy. What will happen when Abigail Henderson meets her special someone Jayden Petrakis??? Follow them on their journey to find love and don't miss out on the humour and sarcasm. This story has a lot of swearing (mature language)