Sacrasm Stories

Vivian Elizabeth M. Wilson is the heir to France. Originally she was supposed to marry the heir to England, Walter Henry K. Smith, to settle things. But the Queen of France got news of an assassination and order it to stop. Read to find out more you stupid, little twerps!

Title: COUNTDOWN TO 14days Premise: Rayyan Sudais gimba is spoiled, stubborn, and very much uninterested in marriage - but his billionaire father has other plans. The old man declares that unless Rayyan is in a serious relationship by the time he returns from a business trip in 14 days, he'll lose his claim to the family company. Panicked but determined to win without giving up his freedom, Rayyan hatches a plan: find a random girl and train her to play the role of his perf,ect girlfriend. Enter Rahma - independent, sarcastic, and kindhearted enough to agree to his ridiculous offer. The deal is simple: 14 days of intense "girlfriend training." Convince Rayyan's father they've been dating for months. Get paid, walk away, no strings attached. But as the days tick by, scripted laughs turn into real ones, rehearsed touches linger too long, and both start realizing that the biggest risk isn't getting caught - it's falling for each other.

Ashley Hunter, moved halfway across the world with her family to have a new and peaceful life. She just wants to leave her past behind and have a fresh start. Maybe have a chance to have a normal life and pretend her old one never existed. Alex Ryder is the stereotypical bad boy - leather jacket and all. No one is to mess with him and his friends Damon and Kyle. You make any of them angry and you pay. They don't talk to anyone, and no one dares to talk to them- or at least until now...

just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!

I looked at my daughter with nothing but love and adoration. As I look into her eyes all the pain was worth it, all my worries fade away knowing that even though my life was a complete mess one good thing came out of it.Looking at my baby, my heart clench, how could I ever let her go? I don't care what happens to me but as long as I live my baby is never going to get hurt. Looking at her and realizing that this beautiful little girl is here because of one of the best mistakes I've ever made. For me perfection is a myth, I never ask for something, someone to be perfect, staring at my baby she smiled and giggle and at that moment that I knew I was wrong. She was perfect to me. I can't help but reminisce about the night it all started, the night of the party. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " It just... I don't get it " he said, you could hear the frustration in his voice. " Don't get what? There nothing to get ." I screamed back. " Why do you like me? Just tell me this. Please, because It doesn't make much sense " He whispers.You could tell by the look on his face he is embarrassed. I couldn't help but smile to myself because the famous football player "Jay" was embarrassed because of me. Seeing the effect I have on him gave me hope that there a chance he might like me back. " I like you because of your smile, the stupid little comments you make, Because of every little conversation we've had they might not seem like much to you but they mean the world to me, " As I said each word I took one step forward walking towards him . Until our faces were inches apart . "I mean yeah, there other guys out there that would be better, like Chris but the thing is I don't need perfect, I just need you. Perfection is a lie and you flaws just make me love you even more. " i said as I stood on my tiptoes and placed my lips on his .

I'm Tamera Sky also known as the daughter of multi billionaire Will Sky and Sia Skye (loving parents) I was bullied a lot and I still am but I plan to change this this summer I will be attending Kingston High in California and no one can stop me. I am Taylor O'Brain . Also known as Cole O'Brain and Winters O'Brain son. I hate their fakeness and their ignorance. I am also known as the golden boy ,street racer, bad boy and player of Kingston High. What happens when this two identities me we will there be friendship or hatred. Jealousy or love ? Let's find out ....

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This is about all the books i have read on wattpad and absolutely adore. all i did on wattpad when i newly started was read books and believe me its a lot.Hundreds of book

Rose, a bubbly, sarcastic, vampire. Yet she's the only one who knows it. Everyone thinks she's a normal human but nobody has yet to find out her secret. She was born 1000 years ago...She is English and has moved to America in hopes to find someone very special. Colton, A dominant, scary, werewolf. Everyone knows him. He rules the Moonlight Pack. He is a killer and fears nobody. He is trying to find his mate and he has failed all his attempts and is on the verge of giving up. Until he finds Rose.

A week ago, Mina had just moved to her college dorm for the semester. Her three other female roommates were decent, but a bit of a pain to her. Until a specific . . . girl, came a week later. . .

Aren't I gorgeous . ___________________________ Meet Ariana ,the most sarcastic devil you will ever meet.....she is a street fighter at night and a nerd during the day.... Well a fake nerd to be precise, she just acts that way so she can be Left alone because ,according to her and I quote "every human in school is an annoyance" she is calm and calculating in tough situations ......except one.....DO NOT TOUCH HER FOOD, your life will end right then and there..and her moto for life is "mind your goddamn business" Now meet Alec ,the bad boy of the school ...he is also a fighter and has zero tolerance for shit ,and hates sarcastic bitches.... well all but one Follow alec and Ariana through their journey of...bla bla bla ,you know the rest ,just read the book...byeee

(Book 1) My love series Anastasia Cabello is one of the most unoticed girl on tik tok, due to the lack of videos and lack of followers but that's fine because she is not the one people share her embarrassing videos to God knows where plus she prefers to watch. That somehow all changes when a popular tik toker not just any random tik toker but the most followed boy she knows and has been simping for started following her. Cover by Queen Temptation

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Life has been quite tough for 18-year-old Meraki King, who has moved out of her hometown to New York with her best friend. Meraki has always wanted to experience life's beauty and change herself for the better, so she had no problem moving out as soon as she was old enough. Unexpectedly, she meets the person that might aid her in changing her view on herself, life, and love. Will she realize what she's been searching for had been right in front of her the whole time?

ERIC" he whispered in my ear, i started to feel he had a mind reader stached somewhere, but i didn't hold that thought for long because my mind was occupied with how passionate and sexy he sounded all at once, he kept thrusting and looked on as i moaned, My hands were wrapped around him i could feel his heat. He finally reached satisfaction and so did i. Still feeling paralysed from pleasure i just lay still trying to recover from the trance i was in. He took a deep long breath, looked at me,and said "you were amazing "

Ah, yes, the back of the book (or in this case, the Wattpad description), the one section that determines whether or not you, the readers, become interested in what a story says. I suppose I should probably give you some alluring description of my world, my story, and me. But I warn you, I stray far from the ordinary. Well, my name is Red Hood. I'm a Rouge, which is a way of saying that I'm the bottom of the food chain. I live in a land called Lore, where people from your myths and legends live as normal people along side of people you've never even heard of. But that doesn't mean they aren't important, in fact many of Lore's leaders are not found in any of your folk tales. I would totally tell you why only some of us made it into your myths, but I have absolutely no clue why that is. It just makes no sense. Anyway, I'm sure you wanna hear about what happens in this book (without spoilers of course), but in all honesty, I can't really tell you. I'm still living this and its subsequent books out (that's assuming, of course, that I don't die before this book is complete). But what I can tell you, is that this story is about me being forced against my will to attend the MAGE (Merlin Academy for the Gifted and Exceptional) Academy, and yes it is redundant, and the adventures me and my friends have there. So, come join me. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Many people thing she is a trouble maker or a badass girl but she is not. Well you can describe her as a wild teenager. Belvida Jenna is now going back to her old school 'cause of some changes. She is gonna meet her arch nemesis Baxter Gryffin one of the school's badboy. Watch out for their drama #Debbyash5 NB: I will edit when the story is completed