Sacrasm Stories

For you're daily laughs

Ah, yes, the back of the book (or in this case, the Wattpad description), the one section that determines whether or not you, the readers, become interested in what a story says. I suppose I should probably give you some alluring description of my world, my story, and me. But I warn you, I stray far from the ordinary. Well, my name is Red Hood. I'm a Rouge, which is a way of saying that I'm the bottom of the food chain. I live in a land called Lore, where people from your myths and legends live as normal people along side of people you've never even heard of. But that doesn't mean they aren't important, in fact many of Lore's leaders are not found in any of your folk tales. I would totally tell you why only some of us made it into your myths, but I have absolutely no clue why that is. It just makes no sense. Anyway, I'm sure you wanna hear about what happens in this book (without spoilers of course), but in all honesty, I can't really tell you. I'm still living this and its subsequent books out (that's assuming, of course, that I don't die before this book is complete). But what I can tell you, is that this story is about me being forced against my will to attend the MAGE (Merlin Academy for the Gifted and Exceptional) Academy, and yes it is redundant, and the adventures me and my friends have there. So, come join me. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

I looked at my daughter with nothing but love and adoration. As I look into her eyes all the pain was worth it, all my worries fade away knowing that even though my life was a complete mess one good thing came out of it.Looking at my baby, my heart clench, how could I ever let her go? I don't care what happens to me but as long as I live my baby is never going to get hurt. Looking at her and realizing that this beautiful little girl is here because of one of the best mistakes I've ever made. For me perfection is a myth, I never ask for something, someone to be perfect, staring at my baby she smiled and giggle and at that moment that I knew I was wrong. She was perfect to me. I can't help but reminisce about the night it all started, the night of the party. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " It just... I don't get it " he said, you could hear the frustration in his voice. " Don't get what? There nothing to get ." I screamed back. " Why do you like me? Just tell me this. Please, because It doesn't make much sense " He whispers.You could tell by the look on his face he is embarrassed. I couldn't help but smile to myself because the famous football player "Jay" was embarrassed because of me. Seeing the effect I have on him gave me hope that there a chance he might like me back. " I like you because of your smile, the stupid little comments you make, Because of every little conversation we've had they might not seem like much to you but they mean the world to me, " As I said each word I took one step forward walking towards him . Until our faces were inches apart . "I mean yeah, there other guys out there that would be better, like Chris but the thing is I don't need perfect, I just need you. Perfection is a lie and you flaws just make me love you even more. " i said as I stood on my tiptoes and placed my lips on his .

Arianna Ali she is very shy girl who is the next leader of the Arabian mafia. She is extremely beautiful and has six overprotective brothers. She has three bestfriends and a very possessive badboy Sebastian Ferrari aka seb he is dangerous sexy and extremely possessive of his princesa. He is nineteen. He is quite mean and sturrborn when he wants too. He is the next leader of the Italian mafia What will happen when the two worlds meet ? "Hey baby I won't let the guy get near or hurt my love your are mine " Sebastian says while looking into my eyes " I don't need your protection and you know it " he just stares at me and kisses me hard on my lips.

This is where I will post the updates on my story.

I'm an ordinary boy, who has two devils as my dear brothers. Come and see how one week in my life can change your view of your life and how you can count yourself lucky.

What is your desire? Even as we die, they would still live on. A desire was nothing more than wishes, easily fulfilled when alive. But upon becoming a spirit, they would bring a whole new kind of trouble with them. Messing with the living even when they are no longer alive just for it. That's where the spirit seers come in. To Clerina it was always more than what she asked for. Spending most of it, she ends up solving their issues so they can move on. But then, it changes. The spirits which used to do things in the most usual way possible, now they have stepped up their game. There had to be reason that it was happening. And Clerina was going to find it. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is an anime like book, there will be story arcs although there might be more than one book, and that it will end somewhere. On hiatus as I'm replanning the entire work itself. Cover by: @reneesmeewolfe

************************************** WARNING!!! This book is all about dry jokes. strictly for people who wants to get bored. Don't say these jokes anywhere. You just might get slapped beyond recognition. Enjoy reading ..oh...Get bored reading. So Punny.

just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!

Formerly known as 'now and forever '... I'm Alex Dennis, am just 17years old and I got to deal with my life whichseems like a rollercoaster. Having to deal with school stress, an over protective elder brother, a fashionista elder sister, a group of crazy friends, a Workaholic mum and a huge celebrity crush on my brother best friend isnt as easy as it seems and me been emotional just don't help it... His a popular celebrity he's a music artist, he also plays guitar and his a model so he's really popular not just in school but world wide and you should know his filthy rich, he's hot as hell with charming Emerald green eyes, extraordinary handsome with a perfect jawline, tanned skin, dark shiny hair, and he's really tall about six ft. Every girl in school has a crush on him but do I? Nah the word LOVE does not exist in his dictionary AT ALL...He's a big time player but girls don't really mind. Tons and tons of girls keep throwing themselves on him... -Brainnie ♥

Spencer is the alpha's daughter. She has one older brother, Parker who is just as overprotective as her dad. When they move to new land, along with their pack, the dark moon pack, they find they have a neighbouring pack who happen to be the 2nd strongest pack in the world, the blood howler pack. Both packs attend one high school where spencer finds her new alpha mate, little does he know, she is the most sarcastic, sassy and strongest person he will ever meet, leaving him on his toes 24/7 follow them on their journey filled with, sassiness, sarcasm, teasing, danger and fun

He pulled me closer. Even more closer. Our faces were like millimeters apart. "Aiden" I whispered. "Dont do this. We are enemies" I said trying my last shot to remind him that this was wrong. His grip on my waist tightened. His other hand travelled from my waist to my face , rubbing my cheeks softly. My eyes shut taking in all the pleasure I felt from the touch. "This..this cupcake is not how enemies touch each other" he whispered "This is not how enemies hold each other " he said indicating our position. "This...is not how enemies.." he said as he came closer...he placed a soft kiss near my lip. It was almost feather like. I shuddered at the touch of his lips. My breathing quickened.. "..how enemies kiss each other " ____________________________ Hailey , the sister of Eastwood High's hot quaterback's had a pretty normal life. Good grades, good looks, popularity, she had it all . But what happens when she meets her brother's ultimate rival , Aiden Clayton. Will this change her life for good or worse? ____________________ ******************************************************************************** enjoy the story!

🖤 Nova, turns seventeen this year and she's made it her mission to find out what her dad has been hiding from her all these years. Who is Alexander King? "Why? " "Well it is a life of pain and regret but because I still have you I feel happy and thankful everyday. So you could say it's my Difficult Delight" 🖤

I'm Tamera Sky also known as the daughter of multi billionaire Will Sky and Sia Skye (loving parents) I was bullied a lot and I still am but I plan to change this this summer I will be attending Kingston High in California and no one can stop me. I am Taylor O'Brain . Also known as Cole O'Brain and Winters O'Brain son. I hate their fakeness and their ignorance. I am also known as the golden boy ,street racer, bad boy and player of Kingston High. What happens when this two identities me we will there be friendship or hatred. Jealousy or love ? Let's find out ....

Aomine Daiki X Reader [FanFic: Kuroko No Basuke] Aomine Daiki, ace of Touou High School's basketball team is in his second year when he gets introduced to [Name]-chan, one of Kise Ryota's model friends. She studies at Kaijo along with Kise-kun, and happens to be a one of those people who can give Aomine-kun a run for his money. Aomine Daiki cannot deny that he's got feelings for her, but [Name]-chan certainly wishes to deny her feelings. What happens when a commitment-phobic model/dancer/nerd meets the cocky, pervy and highly annoying basketball player? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Highest Ranking: #2 on AomineDaiki A/N: The same story is up on my deviantart profile, and I will be updating on both websites. Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me, they belong to the writer of KnB, Tadatoshi Fujimaki.

Esme's life has never been simple with an absent hole in her life where her mother was supposed to be but it's all she's ever known. Living with her dad, a struggling writer, money is tight and anything from glamorous. But this time when her dad decides to move again to "change up the scenery" or in other words they got evicted again she decides to change up the scenery of her own life, too. At her new school, where no one knows her or her past, she takes up the facade of a brand new Esme. Remaking herself into an Esme from England with a charming British accent, two rich parents, and loads of made up stories from her old prestigious boarding school. She is instantly roped into the popular group, catches the eyes of the cutest boy in school, and meets her unusual lab partner. As she entangles herself deeper into these lies she learns to balance her perfect fantasy life with her not so dazzling home life with her avid father. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, if her father could write his own stories why couldn't she with her life?

I say stupid random stUFF to start your day because i have no life XD