Saggytits Stories

this was originally a joke book about the dteam, but I decided I don't wanna be a failure lmfao. (joke) I probably won't write nfsw/smut, but I might. (I still gag at the pp word so please don't judge if I do)

I just turned 12 and for my birthday I got tickets to see my fave, Jacob sartorious. After he signed my autograph, he said he found me sexy so I gave him my phone number. He called an met up with me later on at Chucky Cheese and thing escalated quickly in the giant tube things on the playground. I soon found three big surprises growing in me....

You just moved in with your best for school, the best school, at least you think.

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it's in the title

I'm too lazy to create a name, so have the title of the document I'm writing this on. Anywho, this is yet another Jacob Stegosaurus story. Have fun reading another cringe story - Becky So, this story is for the amazing people (and p-slice) who help write hairbrush and give their wonderful ideas. Thanks so much for giving me nightmares xoxo

'Dating Rolf Sartorius' is a fan fiction written for the cringiest white boy ever known to walk on this earth. If that doesn't give it away I'm talking about that kid who's famous for lip singing??? aka Jacob Sartorius.

Jacob Saggytits is going into high school and has to go through tons of fan girls and haters. In the life.. of a cringe boi

You and Jacob meet at a cafe...

Saggy Tits Smut. Read at your own risk. Not a Jacob fan. Just doing this for entertainment

After 13 year old pop star Jacob Saggytits rules the world, it's up to the hackers at DEDSEC, the bat family, and the avengers, Spider-Man, deadpool, Trevor Phillips, Michael de Santa, and Franklin Clinton to stop him. All rights go to Ubisoft, DC comics, square Enix, marvel comics, rockstar, take two interactive

Crappy poems (I totally did not steal the cover)

Billy Jo (nicknamed BJ)just a regular good ol' country girl who gets bullied at school and is suicidal until the hottest guy at school who is her cousin slaps her a$$ (99% percent of the things Jacob says are his actual tweets)

their onc was a girl name kristina who love jacob sartorius Red to find out

This quite clearly is satire

Getting back at the haters!! :D Fanfic for my baby jacob ♡♡

Wen Kaitlin is hart broken bi jaycock will dey still fuck??????? SMUT

You and Jacob Sartotius fall in love. You kill his sister. Skeet skeet.