Saggytitties Stories

their onc was a girl name kristina who love jacob sartorius Red to find out

yeehaw y'all i got a sudden burst of confidence so ye ye

'Dating Rolf Sartorius' is a fan fiction written for the cringiest white boy ever known to walk on this earth. If that doesn't give it away I'm talking about that kid who's famous for lip singing??? aka Jacob Sartorius.

Along the paths of Doncaster we walk, until we bump into a tall figure...

it's in the title

Billy Jo (nicknamed BJ)just a regular good ol' country girl who gets bullied at school and is suicidal until the hottest guy at school who is her cousin slaps her a$$ (99% percent of the things Jacob says are his actual tweets)

This quite clearly is satire

All I'm gonna say is that this is a literal fucking crack-fic and if you read this I'm not paying for ur therapy bill

"Listen baby girl" he said softly "Wanna come over for Disney Junior and chill"

OMFG I LOVE Jacob Sartorius!1!!1! He saved my LIFE!!1!1

You just moved in with your best for school, the best school, at least you think.

You and Jacob Sartotius fall in love. You kill his sister. Skeet skeet.

Saggy Tits Smut. Read at your own risk. Not a Jacob fan. Just doing this for entertainment

Crappy poems (I totally did not steal the cover)

poo

Donald meets world, turns out, world isnt ugly sleep and tupeees. Dont read if u like donald trump. But if you do, use code sartorius for 99 percent of bleach! #LGBTQ+ #JustWriteIt

It all started when the new boy moved into the house next to mine. This fan fiction contains mature humor Suggestive words And horribly descriptive words. Have fun, kiddos ;))).

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