Saitori Stories

"Please, Saiki-san! I'll give you a whole month of coffee jelly!" Toritsuka pleaded suddenly on his knees. Saiki was wondering if it was time to finally give him a kick with enough force to send him flying out of the earth and into outer space. "[Do you really think that I would let you... do that to me for some coffee jelly?]" "... Yes?" "Die." [Or] Toritsuka tries to bribe Saiki, his boyfriend, into having sex with him by buying him coffee jelly. Things don't go as planned.