Saladfingers Stories

I gave my friend some prompts in seventh grade and this little bitch was born. She wanted me to upload this on my account 'cause she doen't have Wattpad. So here we are, and don't take this seriously, this is just a really bad joke told in the form of literature. Enjoy.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when~"

Salad fingers, bored, lays across Alexander Hamilton's lap, hoping that Alexander would be able to cure his boredom. Being the **tsundere** that he is, Alex shoves him off the couch, which results in serious injuries. What happens next, Nya?? Read to find out! :3 XD YAOI BOY X BOY DON'T LIKE DON'T READ !!

what if Newgrounds characters were your parents I miss being able to write stuff like this I'm not doing any of the kids but I might do some sibling chapters with them Madness Combat Pico's School Spooky Month FNF Tankmen Salad Fingers nothing graphic, but minor descriptions of violence, CW for child abuse but it's not from the new parents so don't worry about that

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛?

Following the years after Joyce and Salad escaped from the "prison", Salad begins to act stranger than ever. Especially after 2 new characters introduce themselves. Will Salad break? What will Joyce do? You'll just have to read and find out. (Yes I did draw the cover ;3)

A story about five friends that grow up in different universes and defeat different enemies in each universe. Join Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Rona, Florence, and Yvonne as they journey through together, not knowing what's coming to them.

That's right. I haven't seen one of these yet so I did it with no common sense. ha! all rights reserved btw

LazyTown is in danger. A new villain is trying to take over, and attack LazyTown, and Sportacus and Robbie being enemies is not very helpful. They must work together to solve this, and get rid of the villain. Their girlfriends, Alexandria and Stefanya come to the rescue, not only to save the town that's in danger, but also to save Robbie and Sportacus' friendship.

I'm so sorry for the unholeyness I'm committing Rn🙁

A story of love, pain, deciete, and drama

After a great war you and a man you dont even know are the only two who survive.You know of his past but he was left disfigured and insane after the bombings its up tp you to remind him of the past or you can walk away and let him forget himself...Jeremy Fisher...

Morgan, my room is haunted I just heard it. But that's nothing to pay attention to. I'm here to warn you. The furry war is coming near. You must run. You must hide. Go now, take this jar of peanut butter. It's your only hope! I wish u the best of luck. -Anonymous

salad fingers just met Wilbur soot

This is a joke.... Kinda (I hope my mum finds this cuz she loves salad fingers) I hope you all enjoy (smut will be later on in the story. It has to develop)

this could include fandoms ive been in for years, each part containing a different game, show, or movie. these fandoms, however, could be mature or immature depending on what you deem for that. I'm gonna add more parts when i finish a story! so its basically a w.i.p

One day a lonely little chap named Salad Fingers was roaming a random swamp near his home, a big bald green thing came out the murk, it was time for a punishing...