Saladfingers Stories

David Firth travels through dimensions, as his post apocalyptic side takes over at random times. Trapped in a different dimension, he has to learn how to get back to his normal life. Will he ever escape, or will he be known as salad fingers for the rest of his time?

I gave my friend some prompts in seventh grade and this little bitch was born. She wanted me to upload this on my account 'cause she doen't have Wattpad. So here we are, and don't take this seriously, this is just a really bad joke told in the form of literature. Enjoy.

Here's the truth about me the untold secrets, the facts....

written by my non-wattpad using friend in our chats short, salty and utterly unhinged

My damn doodles. Expect a fuck ton of random shit bc this is unorganized af 💀 also don't expect many updates for this one

you will enter this world unwanted,unloved, and abandoned by all humanity. You will remember little to nothing. You will not remember your brother,you will not love your wife,you will not love your son but you will leave accepted, loved,and ABANDONED.

The title pretty much says it all. Just me dumping my art here as I think of ideas for stories.

WARNING: If you have triggers to gore or creepiness please read don't read this If you have not watched salad fingers I suggest you do for the sake of knowing what I am talking about. Salad fingers and the other characters talked about in this are not mine. They belong to David Firth. The only thing that belongs to me is the theories I came up with when watching this short web series. Enjoy! ;)

A story of love, pain, deciete, and drama

Work in progress! Salad fingers recently moved to a small town due to somthing(I actually dont know 😶). He got a job as an assistant teacher at a near by school. He works with a man named Baldi. They start to grow a close relationship with each other. They eventually...

mr salad fingers was feeling really horny, because he just cut himself, so he decided to take a stroll and he meets...

Yes I know it's dumb but goddamn I love Salad Fingers so much, he's so *cute* Basically just cute stuff, duh lmao I've got nothing better to do anyway:V

meeting him felt like fate, the day you laied eyes on salad fingers you knew it was fate.

One day a lonely little chap named Salad Fingers was roaming a random swamp near his home, a big bald green thing came out the murk, it was time for a punishing...

"...I got that feeling again...the...burning feeling...But, it wasn't fear...and it didn't hurt this time...." "What is this feeling? " Most importantly why? Why do I feel this way for him? I think I had nearly gone insane. Everyone amongst my town claimed him to be this horrid cannibalistic creature yet, I didn't see him that way at all. I just saw him as a lonely sweetheart who needed love... I never wanted to leave him....he was all I ever had...he was the only chance I've ever had at this feeling....I didn't want that to ever go away.

You were just a rusty spoon...how orgasmic..

Just the good guys and bad guys with their Pokémon I think they would own B) This'll be an actual story once I show what Pokémon the characters will have lmao.

David Firth falls In love with David Firth, but does David Firth love him back?

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