Salesmen Stories

Doona is Gi Huns younger sister who is bold, brave, not afraid of anything. But she has some secrets she has kept from him and everyone. Very unexpected secrets.

Idk what to do so I'm doing this

Have you ever wanted to take the world hostage with a large cannon that shoots nothing but BBQ sauce and melted cheese? Have you ever wanted to claim your delicious revenge on the insolent mortals that challenged you when you were younger? Even if you have not felt the desire to crush the world in the palm of your hand read this book anyway and I promise I won't find you and lick your sandwiches just before you eat them. Did I mention I'm an evil genius?

A collection of my short, comedic fiction. Welcome! Thanks to _daunicorn for the excellent cover!

Before mobile phone, internet and political correctness existed, a male business world existed. A time when the 70s International Salesman and ego ruled. With nothing to his name, Richard, a young Londoner and failed door to door salesman, stalked by rejection , tumbles into a global industry awash with riches. From the encyclopaedia cold call to the Manhattan boardroom it would be a fight of his life to retain his soul in face of rampant narcissism, greed and deception. The shock of the first female account manager - Virginia Summersides (Ginny) alongside emerging computerisation meant the 70s Salesman was fast becoming an endangered species. Their conflict and strange relationship deepened when Richard co-erced into stealing company secrets at the behest of controlling super salesman Nigel Knight turned to Ginny for help. Fast forward to 90s "new man" Richard battling to save Saturn Corporation's biggest business and his career, winning him a place in their Sales Hall of Fame, but it all came at a terrible cost. In New York he was now preparing to go on stage to deliver the presentation of his life, would he expose the sordid truth and risk facing the dire consequences?

Death has often been portrayed as the grim reaper with a scythe and black cloak, and now that your at deaths door the myth came true. However, what if the scythe wasn't meant for you, but the horrors that await on the path to heaven.

Evelyn, the black sheep of Norwegian high society, begins to see the columns of her life collapse under the weight of her own desires. Feeling suffocated and betrayed by her husband's secrets, she realizes how little of her life is within her control. The arrival of a young, mysterious stranger has Evelyn reconsidering the choices others have made for her. He sees beyond her status and exotic-looks, only to find the fearful young lady lying beneath. Therefore, it is no surprise for Evelyn when she finally decides to abandon her previous life and travel with the previously mentioned stranger to the ends of the Earth, finding purpose in her role as a missionary for victims of European colonization. It is, however, surprising for her when she realizes how little she knows of her new travelling companion and his intentions.

The ongoing adventures of a robotic blender and toaster duo. Updated whenever I feel like it.