Salmonella Stories

Mercury gets hardcore abs and plans existance pain and revenge 👹

Jeremy Heere has always been your average highschool loser. But one day, he is confronted by school bully Rich and given an opportunity that could change his life forever. (salmonella!au)

guys i swear this isnt a joke beutiful covr by mi 🥰🥰🥰🥰

He sat at the stand and told his story "Ella was being a bitch one day; like every other day, but this time felt different" "and why is that?" the lawyer asked "I don't know man, I just felt like killing her, you can't hold it against me, I'm a salmon"

ok so platinumbasically soldier from tf2 eats raw chicken and dies! lol

lamp post game

An angsty adventure of the salmon life cycle. (Made for educational purposes).

meow

this entire story is inspired by a chapter in an amaguji book that i love sm for some reason called "the boyz 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵" or somethibg like that also tw; mockery of "the boyz" homophobia ( AS A JOKE) self harm mentions of vomit

guest appearances: table

This is the lore about my favourite OC ever: Samuel. He and his child have had some weird adventures together, like eating Germany and becoming a river in Scotland.

dont ket the emojis fool you im still sad and grieving this is just my comfort ship

Stan and Kyle go to a restaurant to celebrate their graduation (Kenny and Eric dropped out in grade 11), and get food poisoning. It's pretty bad, so they have to go to the hospital for a few weeks. Will they die, get out of hospital and just stay friends or will they realise their feelings for each other?

i love birds

Come on ! Come on ! Dream Lei Hwangbo !! I rather not face reality please and thank you ,, I think many may think that way ,, dreaming is the only thing you can control

jest finał tgh ale z plot twistami i wogle nie wiem nie umiem pisać dalem sie wrobić bo powiedziałem że jak mnie nie zabijom to napisze fanfika dajcie mi gwiazdke ok to bendzie duzo dla mnie znaczyć pozdrawiam :D