Salmonella Stories

guys i swear this isnt a joke beutiful covr by mi 🥰🥰🥰🥰

This is the lore about my favourite OC ever: Samuel. He and his child have had some weird adventures together, like eating Germany and becoming a river in Scotland.

ok so platinumbasically soldier from tf2 eats raw chicken and dies! lol

He sat at the stand and told his story "Ella was being a bitch one day; like every other day, but this time felt different" "and why is that?" the lawyer asked "I don't know man, I just felt like killing her, you can't hold it against me, I'm a salmon"

Welcome to Salmonella Academy - lite, exclusive, and absolutely Salmonella-only. Water Salmonella isn't what she seems. She's actually Cholera, a water-borne girl hiding in a school where she'd be expelled on sight. Between tough classes, suspicious classmates, and a love triangle with Chicken Salmonella and Salmon Salmonella, keeping her secret has never been harder. One impostor. Two crushes. A school full of germs. Can she survive without being discovered?

in this story full of angst ,laughter, miku, salmonella, and pain. A high school girl finds herself in a sticky situation. Fifteen year old Dorian never had any friends until she met Mai, but now things are getting harder with her and Mai, can she save her friendship? Cosplaying insanity isn't just about cosplaying, but also insanity. edit: i completely forked up mai's pronouns in this lol

dont ket the emojis fool you im still sad and grieving this is just my comfort ship

Prediction of an old acquaintance's future daily schedule

Mercury gets hardcore abs and plans existance pain and revenge 👹

this entire story is inspired by a chapter in an amaguji book that i love sm for some reason called "the boyz 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵" or somethibg like that also tw; mockery of "the boyz" homophobia ( AS A JOKE) self harm mentions of vomit

i love birds

guest appearances: table

Stan and Kyle go to a restaurant to celebrate their graduation (Kenny and Eric dropped out in grade 11), and get food poisoning. It's pretty bad, so they have to go to the hospital for a few weeks. Will they die, get out of hospital and just stay friends or will they realise their feelings for each other?

Come on ! Come on ! Dream Lei Hwangbo !! I rather not face reality please and thank you ,, I think many may think that way ,, dreaming is the only thing you can control

erm... what da flip! >_<

Jeremy Heere has always been your average highschool loser. But one day, he is confronted by school bully Rich and given an opportunity that could change his life forever. (salmonella!au)

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An angsty adventure of the salmon life cycle. (Made for educational purposes).