Salmonid Stories

A re-telling of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid", set in the world of Splatoon.

Lashing out at his family for interrupting his work leaves him in a world completely different for this steel eel pilot who was granted the authority of a steelhead general.

- A REWRITE TO MY OLD ONE - I reference the Character Descriptions for the salmonlings to @hoaxghost on Tumblr! At least that's where I found em- I really like their art style for the Salmonlings they're so pretty and cute, if there are details about the artist that I should be aware of please let me know! :) Boo! Roar *scary noises* No children of 14 and under allowed! Because of stuff- ~WARNINGS~ Mature-ish Themes Maybe? Not decided, we'll see how comfortable I am or how it's gonna go cause I'm making shii up as I go Strong Language(?) Themes of Obsession Themes of Toxic Relationship (mainly in the beginning) Violence Excluding Splatweapons!!! -Drowning -Implied Beheading w/ Frying Pan -Squishes Squids and Octo's through grates or into surfaces until ink. ~FANFIC DESCRIPTION~ (Hah, oh fuck oh shit this fanfic has taken a much darker turn now that I'm older and not as mature as society expects and wants me to be. Anyway...) You're a chronic employee of Grizzco, (Grizzco Industries lmao) and you've never had a problem with your shifts, sure you can't win them all but you've usually had the good runs. All 3 Waves completed earned you Employee of the month as a running joke. That was until you and a couple of other coworker's performances started to drastically drop. Something else was in the water, and he's smaller than a Cohock, but scarier than the Cohozuna...

Agent 8 and Pearl go poking around in the deepsea metro, and find not only Dedf1sh, a mysterious octoarian who seems to have kept some of her mind during her sanatization, but also Sashimi, a self-proclaimed "Salmonling". And there's even mysterious rumors of a girl who might just be... human? Can Agent 8 save Dedf1sh? And is Sashimi really able to be trusted? All of that and more, in "Dead in the Water"!

cohozuna x horrorboros (SATIRE) (cover made by yours truly)

After escaping the Deepsea Metro and destroying Tartar once and for all, Agent 8 is faced with a new challenge. Adapting to Inkling life. With no memory of her past and nowhere to stay, how is she going to fit in? And when a new threat emerges, will the Squidbeak Splatoon be able to defend Inkopolis from the impending invasion?

While Laz is off on their battle duties, Anami wants to get them something special. But where are they going to find flowers in the harsh Splatlands desert? just a little idea I had gotten and decided to write it out for fun

Neo Agent 3 and the Splatoon had dealt with Mr. Grizz months ago, with the threat of the fuzzy ooze coming to an end and a peaceful era reigning over the world... or so it was believed. Captain issues an emergency gathering of the Splatoon and even Deep Cut with the opening of a second crater adjacent to the one that contains Alterna, one that opens out to sea. An unrelated party also heads toward this same crater, whether they are friend or foe is unknown.