Saloonatics Stories

The handsome little English detective is leaving town in a week - you have to make your move • I feel as though I'm taking my day dreams out as a too-serious wattpad fan fiction • Current cover is only a stand in as I hope to draw my own when time arises • I write for fun and for practice for future exams

This is based of the eddsworld ep called saloonetics. Written in tords pov unless stated otherwise. *cover art by @ramen.doodles_ on Instagram. I've just edited the blood etc on it* ____________________ In this story I will of course be respecting the names and people of eddsworld. so I will not use last names and Paul and patryk will be known as pau and pat. if you would like to know more about the reason behind this please read the posts the real Paul, patryk and tomska made on twitter and tumblr. also due to this I will not be adding much fluff as I would like to respect everyone involved in eddsworld but apart from that I hope you enjoy it. thankyou.

*no (real?) smut, first off.* secondly, sorry if these aren't the best gamers. really I'm just doing this for fun since I get a shit ton of ideas and never use them. third, mostly fluff here since I always see smut and angst. just, calm down and have a drink of water lmao. happy feels here. (I'm open to Neighbors, side characters, and main cast. I love neighbors SM!! Background characters don't get enough credit.) requests are: closed! Story has been completed!

"C'mon! Let me use the lasso!" "You can't use it without tying yourself up." "I can! I've done it before, remember?" "That was with Cola, Edward." "Small details, Thompson. Small details." Cue Thompson attempting to teach Edward how to use a lasso without using Cola, and Edward being a stubborn closet gay.

This takes place a week after the events in the town Spitbucket and things ain't going well in the town and the citizens of it for example the Sheriff and Detective Ed. This story will be a work in progress. And one more thing- STAY SAFE! 🙂 (This story was inspired by my good friend @theborderline.)

Matthew doesn't want the bandits to be hanged so he convinces the others to bring them to England, and accidentally gets them sent to the dungeons. TW: Violence, torture is briefly mentioned (it doesn't actually happen don't worry), transphobia, and homophobia. If there's anything I missed, just tell me!

During an adventure exploring an old, abandoned building in London, Edd, Tom, and Matt discover the diary of Prince Matthew, the very same prince Edward Gold had rescued. Excited at the chance to discover the secrets of a royal figure, they begin reading- and realize that some things are not what they seem.

ah shit, here we go again

This one may be different, cause I started learning about Shakespeare. You'll learn about it on the way of reading it! :3

You're just an average denizen of Spitbucket. Specifically, one who happens to be reeling from a broken heart when a British detective blows into town saying something about a missing royal.

Fluff, lemon, we have it all here! I don't do X Readers, sorry. Character X Character only. One of the best oneshot books around! Courtesy to all creators of Eddsworld for giving us such a wonderful show and trudging through the hardships to continue to give it to us until the very end. If you're seeing this Tom, Tord, Matt, or anyone else who worked on the show, please know that I appreciate your hard work and effort greatly and do not intend any harm by the creation of these short stories. Tusen Takk, Bleu Pauline Marie Andromeda Tvarkovskei

Prince x Sheriff From Eddsworld. Do I really have to say much more-

Open to requests <] The title says everything,the ideas are up to you(and I'll also post some I've invented)

Hello there! You have the opportunity to ask me things or dare me!

I do not own Eddsworld, the characters, or the cover art. This is pretty much a series of short stories and shitposts. I don't know how 'continuous' it will be, but it's meant mostly for laughs and an experimental journey for myself as a writer, as I practice new styles of writing and take you along with me on that journey. I have horrible humor. This won't be funny. But I still think this will be fun for me and maybe slightly enjoyable for whoever comes across this.

a witch has lay a cruse on the good old one eyed Sheriff Thompson as Edward Gould looks for the medicine man Thompson is fighting for his humanity

Lots of Aus in here too.

After the events of Eddsworld: Saloonatics, everything was supposed to play out like a fairytale. Prince Matthew and Edward would return to England, happy and the bandits would be left to rot in jail. Unfortunately, life wasn't a fairytale.