Saltedfish Stories

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Immortal Venerable Zixiao is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

"Do you even still realize that you are an Alpha?!" ​"Yeah... I know. So, what are you trying to say exactly?" ​"You... You... Have you no shame?!" ​"Why should I be ashamed? I said I like it because I actually like it... What's the harm in that?" ​"Argh... My blood pressure is rising!" ​"Father!" (Some images used in this story were sourced from Chrome and created with AI. Since it is difficult to individually request permission from the original photo/art owners, I would like to ask for their kind understanding and permission in advance here. If the original owner does not wish for their work to be used, please inform me via message, and I will remove it immediately.)

Su Tang transmigrates into a dogblood novel as the doomed villainous stepmother of genius child Lu Momo and the contract wife of cold CEO Lu Ting. According to the original plot, she is supposed to fight for love, bully the child, create endless drama, and eventually die miserably. Su Tang refuses. Her life goal is simple: survive one year quietly, collect the 100 million yuan contract payout, and nap whenever possible. But instead of ruining the family, her lazy and gentle attitude slowly changes the cold Lu household. The silent little genius begins trusting her, Lu Ting starts lowering his guard, and the quiet mansion gradually becomes a real home. No public scandals. No dramatic revenge. Just warm porridge, late-night care, quiet healing, and a salted fish stepmom who never wanted to compete in the first place.