Saltxpepper Stories

Featuring: the pure literary genius of @loserfanclub

Lightbulb has lost some of her best friends, MePhone has mysteriously disappeared, And she's accidentally hurt the people around her. Feelings are ramping up, as she has to slowly come clean about her past. But can she really trust the other contestants?

in an alternate universe where Oj likes Salt back, will Pepper have to win over her love, or will Salt figure out for herself what she really wants?

Made in August of 2022. Taco is an alien, so are Yin and Yang. When I first watched II2 I saw her sharp teeth and related sharp teeth to aliens. Yang also has sharp teeth and Yin is his twin so Yin would be an alien too. I don't know why I still head-canon this, It's just stuck with me throughout my time watching Object Shows. Yeah the cover has Taco but she's not the main character. Yang, Trophy, and Cheesy are. Taco just exists on the cover, for now. Kinda of relates to another story I canceled, so there will be some flashbacks from that book. Trophy causes Cheesy some problems, so he resorted to hanging out with one of the non-human twins, Yang. Trophy knows they have a relationship, but not in the way he thinks. Yang isn't really the lovey dovey type. But Cheesy is different to them. Cheesy's better to hang around then others. They need to know more about him. Cheesy just finds it nice to hang around Yang, although Trophy makes his life miserable, but Yang makes him feel better. They listen to him. TW will be before each chapter!

random ships I come up with

This is a story about a salt shaker and a pepper shaker. For all of peppers life, he's been competing with salt, always being the second choice, always in his shadow. Until one day they're put on the same shelf and Pepper realizes that all this time salt hasn't been happy either.. I am so sorry for what you're about to read.

i love saltpep so MUCH but im making it DOOMED YURI 💥💥💥💥💥💥 cover in progress i think if you get the reference in the title i love you

Just some oneshots to get back into writing because it's been like 4 years since I last wrote a fanfic

A rewrite of an unpublished fanfiction I created and gave up on !!TW FOR GORE AND DEATH!! It's been several years since Bow's death. Each day, Marshmallow still feels regret over her part in the tragic end of Inanimate Insanity season one. But then she has an idea that will only end in heartbreak and more loss.

"Hey Pepper?" "Yes Salty Salt?" "Well I've been thinking, what IS your type?"

A bunch of fic drafts There will be ships in this!! If you wanna see the cover art better check out my tumblr:)

It's a halloween party at the hotel and objects are getting "little" brunk. Two of these object are Salt and Pepper. After party ended everyone had go back to their room so do Salt and Pepper and Peppr feel like she has enought selfconfidens to tell Salt about her little crush. PS. The name is just a joke from the song "I kissed a girl".

Salt x pepper crackbook that will include: idoticy stupidity being friend zoned and shit writing. if it's not shit to you than tysm for enjoying this

A one shot a day keeps writers block away! This book will be filled with weird shit and fluff and angst and pure CrAcK. Some of your favorite ships and others that you didn't know existed. I will take requests but I don't write smut or lemon or anything in between I'm a liar, updates have become irregular/not every day RANKINGS 🏆 #15 in Knickle #9 in Silvercandle #21 in Fantube #222 in Lightbrush (used to be 25 😭🔫) #18 in onehfj #72 in Payjay #4 in Salter #7 in Salt x pepper #1 in knifebrush #7 in Suitloon

Wrote this in my notes app I write mostly ii fanfics but I also have some original stories, so you can read some of them if you want :)