Salty Stories

"So, this is the story of how I, the greatest person in the world survives the apocalypse. Or at least tries to (who knows maybe I die at the end of the book?). Anyway, join me on some crazy adventures across the end of the world! In a short summary there's a lot of pew pew's (guns of course), whispering, and surviving! I meet some people too! (You know for a fact some of them are going to die. It is the apocalypse, dummy.) And maybe, just maybe...we save the world! Jk that doesn't happen." ----- (Excerpt) "The infected" are something we knew before the apocalypse even officially started. When NASA was trying to find out a way to change the trajectory of the meteor they extracted samples from it. Later, they soon discovered how it would react with humans and holy mother did they create pandemonium. The information leaked three days before the big boom and truly, I would call that day the beginning of the apocalypse. Everyone lost their shit before it even began. I remember one story about a guy injecting himself and his family with bleach thinking it would make them immune. It did work actually. Because, they died before the parasite-rock hit earth. ----- A/N: idk if this should be in humor but idk where to put this weird book :)!

Yup. Hamilton One-Shots. Enjoy!

Noodles by Noodle ;)

Some are naughty some are nice. Some are short some are long. Some are sweet some are salty. All are bound to make you sweaty. Enjoy and I'm open to requests.

Killua moves out of his horrid home to an apartment and gets put with a cute guy as his roommate. Will Killua's actions effect his relationship with them? >Killugon >Lemon >Friends~To~Lovers None of the art is mine. I don't want this to become a freaking smut watt pad but I make No promises....

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My angsty teen bullshit has a chapter count. 5/7 of my work is angst so be prepared to hop aboard the feels train 'cause its heading your way.

An extraordinary tale

Perspective of a Tired New Yorker.

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This is a book where I simply rant about petty shit in my life that I want to talk about. This book will include the following: -Petty shit -annoyances -my life, basically. -a lack of regard for correct capitalization and punctuation (sometimes) -Gay jokes (a lot of those, actually) enjoy

short stories for you

Yea or Nay

"Hi, I'm Stiles, and what I have for you today is..." "Stop, just stop." Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. "That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don't even want to eat it, it looks so bad." Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either. "It's actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole," Stiles snapped. "And for the record, it's supposed to look like that." Does this plot sound familiar to you? Well, you should read inside to find out why.

A little collection of weird, crazy, possibly cringey stories, poems, and rants!!! Welcome to the scattered brains of the NewlyBrewed admin!