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"Heyyyy. Need anything, dear bro bro?" Remus said mockingly, batting his eyelashes despite the fact that Roman couldn't see him. In response, he heard a sigh.
"Actually, uh, yes." Roman said, looking down at the snow beneath his feet. He already knew this was a bad idea.
"Oh? Do tell." Remus shifted himself on his sofa, grinning. If Roman needed his help with something, he sure as hell can be an asshole about it.
"Well... I locked myself out of my house."