Blank_Space_9000
Please read "Elf Mama OC" in CreepyPasta stuff by me before you read this, it will help make things make a lot more sense later on.
Here is a passage from the book :
"SWIG" Alex smiled down at both of them. His pants were on the ground like he was trying to sag them, showing all of his bright pink underwear in all its awkward glory of everybody wishing this wasn't being seen but even that was sagged just enough to show half of his adult diaper. He was wearing three hats. One purple one on the bottom of the pile atop his head was backwards, a bright blue one on the middle of this stack that was slid to the side and the one at the top of his stack was an all black one that has the words in big bold letters "thug life" in white that was pointing on a diagonal.
"Uhh.. Hey Alex?" Ticci Toby questioned. "What are you doing??"
"ZAG"
"What" Toby said again?
"ZWIWRTY SWAH SWUUW!!"
"Maybe he's trying to say 'swag'?" Mark thought out loud.
Alex agreed with a simple head nod, "FWIVE"
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Now you have to read it C:
.... Please??
//This will be updated a lot because I make the first copy in Google Docs and I do a lot of work in there and a lot of the book is completed already so I'm trying to catch up those chapters here.//