Saracenrue Stories

Okay so I've had rather bad luck with this before, but I wanna try one more time before I call it quits! so ask me anything about my life or about any upcoming books and characters you want to know about! Or make requests I don't care!

'Fratres in armis. Lorem ipsum stare usque in finem.' Brothers in arms. We will stand until the end. From the world of Skulduggery Pleasant comes a collection of short stories from the days of the Dead Men. Fight alongside the seven as they battle werewolves, mermaids and monsters of all kinds... Until their last stand.

All Saracen Rue wanted was to get drunk and watch the football. Unfortunately Dexter Vex's ability to get him in trouble when there barely speaking is as polished as ever, and he's literally dragged out a pub on a dramatic adventure full of cats and heinous plots and things like that.

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of the ones before her, smile dancing in the flames around, "Or perhaps, it flies so surely into its own death because it believes the flames of rebirth will allow it a second chance at metamorphosis and perhaps that this time... It will appear a butterfly. Perhaps this is the only thing It can force itself to believe, while it burns." She gave a cocky smile, and lifted her gun to the familiar face. "So, Miss Armageddon. Tell me my answer. Why are you not dead?" The girl smiled and brushed a loose strand of hair from her eyes, looking up from the ground and tilting her head and lifting her gun from her side, "Because I am no moth. I am a butterfly." And the shot rang.

the continuation of the original on my old account

Lil gc of Skulduggery Pleasant group, Ghastly x Tanith. Dexter x Saracen (bc there isn't enough of these and Saracen totally didn't die). Fletcher x Valkyrie. Maybe Bonechina if enough people like it. After Militss kills Coda Quell. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO DEREK LANDY! GOD OF WRITING

This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)

Sequel to Recovery Indeed, the old family is reunited again, Scarab and Sanguine! Will he be now a detective too....And what about the Sanctuary? What about Creed? What will happen, if he really, once finds out about them?.. .. what might happen if one of them gets captured?... Find out in this Sequel, almost three month after Recovery!

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

Skulduggery pleasant oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios.

And She's The Good Guy...

Its Valkyrie's birthday and she is going to party with a few friends such as, skulduggery,Saracen,dexter,Gracious and donegane. who knows what chaos will occur. (I do not own this art or these characters )

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

(Spoiler for Seasons of War) I wanted to write what I believed happened during SoW between Saracen and Dexter

Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when they find they have a traitor in their mists? Will they then in turn have to their own demons inside to battle a greater enemy? Will old lovers get back together, or will the bond keep a strong hold, even after all these years? *** Darquesse and Lord Vile end up being the only hope for the world around them, as older enemies thought to be long dead start to walk about again. But with the Dead Men finding out about their true identities, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are finding it difficult to keep ahold on their demons, and make sure they use their rage for good.

A series of stories about the thrilling adventures of the Dead men, join them as they undergo deadly missions and slap death in the face. Witness as they punch their way through hoards of monsters and outwit criminals of all makings, nothing can go wrong when your a dead man, can it? This is a work in progress, unfinished. All Characters belong to Derek Landy Credit to background cover art by FlorenciaAtria find them on Devian Art.

Here are 100 of some top Skulduggery Pleasant Headcanons spanning over the series that I've found. Contains spoilers for all the books. Enjoy! :D

About the deaed man and especially Skulduggery Pleasant

Lord Vile is not as widely loved as everyone else in the series so here's some one shots all about him! You're welcome :) I don't own any of these characters. The golden god does (aka Derek Landy) I'm literally DEVASTATED that Lord Vile doesn't exist in our dimension •,^,• *literally cries in a corner*