Saracenrue Stories

And She's The Good Guy...

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

After the War of the Sanctuaries leaves the Irish Sanctuary in a state of weakened authority, The Supreme Council has returned with another reason to battle to Sanctuary. Negotiations are made, and the Sanctuary has been given a limited amount of time to find and stop Darquesse's evil reign. "I Won't Always Be There to Save You" tells the tale of the team Skulduggery Pleasant recruits, the vague planning and the rather large amount of improvisation that went into the making of this mission. Along the way, members Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue finally come to terms with their unlabeled and unspoken relationship. Like a flower growing between concrete, their relationship can only last so long in impossible circumstances.

Because why not, y'know? Also, kind of obvious but there are spoilers in this book. Just thought I should point that out in case no one would realise. I own none of these either.

Okay so I've had rather bad luck with this before, but I wanna try one more time before I call it quits! so ask me anything about my life or about any upcoming books and characters you want to know about! Or make requests I don't care!

it's in the title, it's continued, ok?

This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)

They meet in the war. Two dead man who fall in love.... A love that burns so high, it consumes everything.. .. It consumes them. Until nothingh is left.

I mean the prologue is the description. Basically a Shudderkin au where the Dead men live in a house together except Larrikin isn't one of them and Skully died in the war. Sexter and Granegan hinted and Hopeskine later developed in the side lines. Please make sure to credit me and stuff because I want this to be a long going project and I want to do art and stuff for it so yeah.

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of the ones before her, smile dancing in the flames around, "Or perhaps, it flies so surely into its own death because it believes the flames of rebirth will allow it a second chance at metamorphosis and perhaps that this time... It will appear a butterfly. Perhaps this is the only thing It can force itself to believe, while it burns." She gave a cocky smile, and lifted her gun to the familiar face. "So, Miss Armageddon. Tell me my answer. Why are you not dead?" The girl smiled and brushed a loose strand of hair from her eyes, looking up from the ground and tilting her head and lifting her gun from her side, "Because I am no moth. I am a butterfly." And the shot rang.

The God-killers. The only thing powerful enough to destroy those with the sole intention of destruction. But how far will Skulduggery go to protect the Sanctuary's last hope of ending the war? How much will he sacrifice? And how little time does he have left? With Valkyrie missing and an all too familiar sense of uncertainty surrounding her captors, the clock is ticking and a new enemy has arisen.

Here are 100 of some top Skulduggery Pleasant Headcanons spanning over the series that I've found. Contains spoilers for all the books. Enjoy! :D

(Spoiler for Seasons of War) I wanted to write what I believed happened during SoW between Saracen and Dexter

This is a Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfiction set after The Dying Of The Light. Most characters are Derek Landy's.

When Valkyrie admits her feelings to Skulduggery he freezes because he cannot believe anyone would say that to him, he doesn't believe he is worth it. When he "wakes up" he realises that Valkyrie has ran away, she avoids his calls and everything that reminds her of him. He overhears Tanith mention that she has been calling her and "interrogates" her. She tells him that Valkyrie has been calling her for news. He gets to her in time to save her from something and they live happily ever after... Maybe...

Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when they find they have a traitor in their mists? Will they then in turn have to their own demons inside to battle a greater enemy? Will old lovers get back together, or will the bond keep a strong hold, even after all these years? *** Darquesse and Lord Vile end up being the only hope for the world around them, as older enemies thought to be long dead start to walk about again. But with the Dead Men finding out about their true identities, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are finding it difficult to keep ahold on their demons, and make sure they use their rage for good.

One Month after they were shunted out of Sync. One Month since all that. One Month. And Kenny Dune is still active. What is he after? Why is he doing this? Will the Mortals find out? Will the sanctuaries be able to keep magic from them any longer? A conspiracy is growing. Roads lead to dead ends. Somebody wants a to kill the Dead Men. Kidnaps are plaguing the sanctuary. It's an explosive series finale. Disclaimer: All characters/ places credit to the Golden God that is Derek Landy. Thank you for being you.

As you can tell by the title,this is a Q&A!!! I'm not very good at wattpad,as you also can probably tell,BUT I'll try my best.. I'm as bad as Skulduggery - yes,THAT bad (sorry)