Sarcam povestiri

Old story from long ago about a debate Dave and I had regarding giving up Red Meat for lent and all of the ramifications of what actually constituted red meat or white meat. The story is true as far as you can tell and the names have not been changed. Sarcasm warning. You can check out anytime you like...

best friends Blue and Orian get them selfs into quite a pickle when 2 guys come crashing into there life...literally they attempt to save two girls 'close to death', that ended up being bullshit because the can only die like 2 ways but whatever I don't hold a grudge, the girls grab there arms and they notice they glowing eyes, I don't know bout you but eyes? yea...they don't normally do that. the girls tell them to run, run and hide, but from what? they soon discover they can talk and shift into giant foxes, aya and cayza after freaking out for an hour (or two....) they realise it pretty awesome, aya and cayza tell them not to disclose there secret so they carry out there lives as normal, that is until the two guys they met before the well... 'incident' start to act strange, and they also smell weird...but a good weird, the kind of good weird you want to find in candle form but then the ASS HATS just HAD to go and kidnaped them.. I mean MANNERS!? so while try to escape like any NORMAL person would, they descover they also can shift into giant.. ass... wolves... FREAKING WERE WOLFS, damn these girls just cant catch a brake, they claim the girls are there mates and expect them to just run into there arms! cause "that what girls do" (sexist pigs) after umm... accidently setting free 'the king of rouges' (which is a VERY stupid name btw ) they soon discover they are in danger ,but this it the obvious threat? and there sacasm? umm yea aint helping, its like life constantly wants to kick them in the teeth or something blue starts to head to wards a downwards spiral that soon gets out of hand, will Blues and orians relationship survive? can they trust the guys with there secrets? but after all...you can't out fox the fox... see what I did there?