Sarcasam Stories

Gertrude or Gertie Hemmings is a freshman in High school and it turned out not all the way she planned.

The glass once so pretty. Unscathed. It's beauty a true perfection but soon it wasn't enough. No one notice the small cracks that stayed. Until it's almost too late. The glass just might shatter.

Just pure Randomness!! Like Fluffy Unicorns and Rainbows!! Beware there may be some crud humor in this...

Amanda white is your typical 17. Year old girl who goes to west coast high. People who usually classify her as an outsider or a nerd. Truth is Amanda hates school and everything to do with it. People usually think she is a shy, weak nerd who wouldn't put up a fight. That's were your wrong. Amanda is the queen of sarcasm everything that comes out of her mouth is sarcasm. If u get in her way she will not hesitate to fight back. So what happens when she gets on Aiden Calloway's bad side. The schools bad boy, everyone avoids him because he spells trouble. Will her sarcasm be the death of her or will it lead her to other adventures.......

Hello? Is this thing working? Ok. My name is Tiffany Gonzales. I'm a Daughter of Gaea. It's pretty scary, I know. But let me start from the beginning... (UNDER EDITING)

Olivia is a book about what happens when a freshmen witch (Phillip) falls for an agender senior. (Olivia)

Nevaeh has always fought alone, loved alone and been alone. But what happens when someone changes that?

"Let go of me," Hazel said with all the energy she had. "Not now or ever," He said his eyes blazing with determination. "Please," she said pleading not wanting the tears to break free. She cried and he felt the pain knowing he was the reason but he was lost and he was holding on to her like she was the only light in his darkness. ..............

Imagine being traded to a man who has been said to ruin a women so much in one night that she could never have another. Freya didn't have to imagine She had been. I DO NOT OWN ANY PICTURES USED -- CREDIT GOES TO OWNER

it's just facts and things about dylan o brien if u love dylan o brien mist read this and if u want to know more about him u could read this.

Rachel Marie Biersack is the daughter of Andy Biersack. After a long beginning with her dad and coming together with her family Rachel's mom dies in a car crash when she was 7. it was not an accident, the only one who knows this is Rachel remembering a womens' evil laughter after the car crash and someone with blonde hair driving off . Not to mention she will see things that aren't there and nightmares that will eventual come true but she just doesn't know when. Maybe the darkness will consume her. She cries out for help becoming more dead inside as time goes on. Will it be to late? Or will someone pull her through You don't really need to read the first book but it is suggested to understand and Black Veil Brides plus other bands will be mentioned in this . "Being re-written soon"

What happens when you wake up in a underground hospital, or that's what you think it is? What happens when you see Batman and Superman entering the room with Starbucks Unicorn Frappacino in their hands? You have just found out that superheros and supervillans are real and you are the daughter of the most powerful supervillan in the world. The superheros are are trying to kill him and they think you have something that can do it. Now you're working with a bunch of superheros that are trying to save the world. It's your job to find your secret power and end this once and for all. You know this ain't gonna be easy but you have to do it for the world.

-Hello, I'm Annie carter! I have straight ombré hair and brown eyes. Oh and I do photography, softball, hockey, and DJ. Seems like an awesome life but look past the perfect American girl figure and you'll see something you really wished you had dent seen, my real life. My mom died when I was 2 and my dad is an drug addict. So yes I admit it, I am a bit of a nerd. Oh by the way my BFF is Hayden Andrews! -Sup I'm Hayden Andrews! I have dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes that girls fall for. I'm the star quarterback and I play piano. But if you look a little farther into my past, you'll find a nightmare. My parents are dead, I live with my 96 year old great-aunt, I have to basically provide for my 4 younger siblings and my aunt, not as well as you thought it was was it? But I get all the chicks soooo, yeah bonus right? Oh yeah and my best friend is definitely Annie carter.

An unlikely friendship blooms between an unlikely pair... Follow Ambrose Allard, the embodiment of sunlight, and Irene Prue, the embodiment of shadows, through their daily life filled with wholesome and sarcastic bickering as they find solace within each other. Relish in their friendship that faces many hardships and challenges. Plus, this story has a dog ;))

The Greeks and Vikings must come together to stop Hel from waging war across the nine realms and hastening Ragnarok. Two demigods from each side are chosen to go on an epic quest to battle Death herself. Do you believe Adrienne Morte, Nico di Angelo, Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro are up to the task?? Let us find out!! Norse Gods -- #3 Sarcasm -- #1

The title sums it all up this is a book to answer the stupid questions people ask(and mabye other things) Let's get to 200 chapters

One drunk rant, one viral video, and suddenly Becca's an internet messiah. She didn't ask for fans. She definitely didn't ask for a meet-cute with a hot carpenter. Fame is weird. Becca is weirder. And the internet? Unhinged. *This is my first published story... i appreciate your comments and feedback <3*

Katie Hyland is pretty normal girl with three best friends who she trusts endlessly and not really healthy obsession with books and fairytailes. Unfortunately, her family is far from normal. And no, they aren't vampires or werewolfs or anything supernatural. That would be nice, though. No, her family is, to put it nicely, "perfect". With the air quotes. Her older sister Emily Hyland is your tipical head cheerleader and class president with a lot of friends and a perfect body. Her boyfriend is school's own playboy Tyler Worthingon, who just happens to be only person Katie wouldn't cry for if he got hit by a train, and she has a part time modeling job. Katie wouldn't mind anything of it, if her sister isn't such a witch. Katie's younger sister, Kimmy Hyland, is one of those girls that everyone loves even though she is diffrent from everybody else. Being school's football team captain, Nick Hyland has a great future in sports in front of him. So has his twin, Lucas Hyland, who is soccer team captain. But, both Lucas and Nick never showed that they care about Katie in any way. Hell, they make her life even worse than it is. Madeline and Mathea Hyland are the youngest girls in the family. While Mathea is an extremely good ballerina, Madeline is a girl with an unearthly voice. With Katie's parents being a famous Hollywood actress and a respected businessman, and with her siblings being so "perfect", she is always in a shadow. Everything changed when a famous model Logan Hunter came to live with them for a few months. With his perfect looks and a great personality, everyone fell in love with him immediately. He showed Katie that she doesn't have to be in the shadow of her siblings. His arrival brought up some deep-buried secrets that nobody wanted to relive. He changed every single one of them. Even Katie. But, not exactly how she suspected. WARNING: I'm going to edit this story when I finish it so...if you see any mistakes please do tell.

I never know anything for sure, but one thing I know for certain to NEVER TRUST A PRINCESS!!!!!