Sarcasim Stories

This story starts out with Elaina, popular teen-age girl from the school St. Stainwood, and is excited (as always) for three months away from her CRAZY family. To a place where no one knows her for her popularity back home and to just know her as her and not a pretty face. While Laine is this mysterious new boy who showed up to camp from a PRIVATE school who seems to have his own problems that your gonna find out with Elaina in my story, "The Summer Everything Changed"! Enjoy! :)

We follow the path of a nord named Jace Wardon on his return to Skyrim after visiting Highrock home of the Bretons find out what happened in this magical world of Skyrim Do not own the cover Or Skyrim I wish I did tho Not going to use actual lines from the game at some points.

Just your little ray of sarcastic sunshine here to brighten your day. Or evening depending on the time your reading this. Anyway this is a description of this story so imma say that this book has riddlews and sarcastic quotes for you. DUHHHH WELL DONE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. You know the drill. You read, vote and comment if you like *Wink wink nudge nudge* Nahh just tryna be a youtuber in this big wide world!!!! nahhhhh jokes just do what you like...... the buttons are at the bottom of the end of the chapter so yeahh. *Slaps self* stop it future self.... anyway on with the storyyyyy

This story is about a girl called Gracia Zacharia Santagelo who has boys fawning over her and girls begging to be her friend at every and any school she goes to. Now at her eighth school, it's her last chance she'd better not mess this on up otherwise it's boarding school. It's not really her fault though, her parents are rarely home she's been through 40 nannies so she doesn't really have anyone to keep her in order. She never thought she'd end up dating the school's biggest player, best friends with the worlds' most girliest twins and with the double the detentions she normally gets. How the hell did her life get so cliche?

Carson is the new girl. She's a badass and a smartass. So what happens when she tells off the schools bad boy?

Griffin Pierce is a guy who had a hard life. He has his girlfriend and his sister so everything seems good. That is until they get a note under the door and his sister is taken. This Is just a Short Story I might want to go into a greater depth with this, but that is if you good people like it.

Lila Parker is a genus ,funny and beautiful. But she's hasn't always been that way . she has a bad past she cleaned up her act ever since her uncle Luke touch her in, she never talks about her past or the thing that lead her there. Lila has turns her life around over the years and she has a nice stable job that she is amazing at on a business trip she meets a guy who makes her world change .When they find out they live in New York things change in both there lives . Lila's never had a boyfriend or meat anyone who's made her feel like he does . when he tells her he does do relationships she doesn't know how to feel . Olives Benson get what he wants when he wants it and his hole life he's never wanted to be in love and never wanted anything more than sex from a women . So what's different about Lila ? She's the most beautiful women he's ever saw but looks aren't everything for him but she's makes him feel something new turns his hole life around Maybe he will just try something new .

Nyx is a sly and sarcastic hybrid living alone in her hut in the forest until one day she visits the mere by wolf pack for a "vacation" but finds her mate instead only she doesn't want a mate will Eden convince her to stay or will Nyx return to her life of loneliness

In a universe where werewolves and vampires and superpowers, as well as other creatures, exist. Amia (aka Mia) is a regular girl she has the abilities like others. She has her four best friends: Sophie, Samantha (aka Sam), Annie, and Charlie (aka Avis) who all grew up together, they are inseparable. Also, their parents eventually became friends or were already friends in the past. So when Samantha's parents decided to transfer her daughter to another school they all begged their parents to go with her. Little did they know this would be the next step in their sarcastic lives. With a new adventure, a new school, and an evil past. Will Amia be able to face the brutal reality of the truth? Marcus Anderson. You guessed it, every girl's dream guy. He's smart, quiet, good looking. flirty and you're a total mysterious boy. Boys adore him, and most are jealous of him. He along with his friends Josh, Jason, Tyler, and Brian, are among the hot and mysterious guys of the school with some disagreements from the school's other popular boy group, they are declared competitive. Join these two groups of friends as they experience adventures as well as pain and disturbing truths. Will be updated quite frequently to add realism.

Marissa Bettgila is tired of being called 'fat girl'. She literary spends her Saturday at home all day, with her only friend and watch's soap operas with an extra-large bag-o-onions on the side. She wants to live her highschool existence to the fullest. The only problem...she has a butt as huge as the empire state building and its not getting any smaller. With these complications Marissa is forced to take a never-ending diet; with the help of her Bipolar best friend and Skater-boy next door. Could things go anymore wrong? Follow Marissa in her daily battles of obesity, stereotypes, crushes and chaotic high school hallways. She'll have to outwit her criminal Mastermind brother, a digit dweeb admirer, an evil gym teacher and a band of vengeful Plastic POP'S. Not to mention guide a rocker-dude to pull her best friends heartstrings. Hey...maybe she'll even learn something along the way.

Clare Reynolds is not your average shy girl. She what she calls her self as a bad ass. But when this bad ass is stuck at a chuck e cheese for her 14 year olds sisters birthday party, with her two best friends. One of her friends chose to play a game of T.O.D, And sadly Clare was the one chosen to be picked first in the game. When Clare gets dared to kiss chucke, she shïts rocks. She's scared out of her mind. But the worst part is when she takes off the head, she finds out the guy under the suit is the schools bad boy. Kyle Matthews.

Kate is a 17 year old girl trying to find boyfriend , a new friend and her real biological father will she put everything right before her mothers wedding? Read on to find out...

Having parents that fight isn't the best but it's the way my life is. They say I'm depressed in a way I am but I can handle it so I don't know why I have to go to a therapist. People also say I'm a troublemaker, which I'm not, all I do is state facts. My school is testing out a group project which is where Aiden comes in. Adien and I are partners in this test run. What's the Project?? Well we are going to live together paying bills with our job and taking care of our child to live the life of an adult. I have no idea where they got this idea and don't worry it's a fake baby. Let's just say my boring life just got intresting.

First story or something like that. I don't really know what people like to see here... Hope you like it! Synopsis It was a normal day at your school. Then something happened. After this, your life was never the same. You were too late. So was he.

About a Texan girl Carolina who meets a Guy online; screen name Willium. They get to know each other the whole summer, asking more and more questions every passing day. One day the questions just stop, not knowing why Carolina trys to ask why but he completely shuts her out (epic fail) Outraged and just plain emotional she decies to cool off, not knowing the danger that awaits her she finds her self scwed up and is forced to leave her family to live in a stranger and their family in Washington D.C. aka Williums hometown?!

Patrick has an urge to go fishing and without much urging enlists Amos to join in on the adventure. Charlotte Babcock inserts herself in the plot and is especially welcomed after hearing she can provide transportation. Grand schemes are hatched to not only escape from Shady Rest but to break back in unnoticed. A misadventure on a grand scale with very surprising results.