Sarcasim Stories

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

Griffin Pierce is a guy who had a hard life. He has his girlfriend and his sister so everything seems good. That is until they get a note under the door and his sister is taken. This Is just a Short Story I might want to go into a greater depth with this, but that is if you good people like it.

Lila Parker is a genus ,funny and beautiful. But she's hasn't always been that way . she has a bad past she cleaned up her act ever since her uncle Luke touch her in, she never talks about her past or the thing that lead her there. Lila has turns her life around over the years and she has a nice stable job that she is amazing at on a business trip she meets a guy who makes her world change .When they find out they live in New York things change in both there lives . Lila's never had a boyfriend or meat anyone who's made her feel like he does . when he tells her he does do relationships she doesn't know how to feel . Olives Benson get what he wants when he wants it and his hole life he's never wanted to be in love and never wanted anything more than sex from a women . So what's different about Lila ? She's the most beautiful women he's ever saw but looks aren't everything for him but she's makes him feel something new turns his hole life around Maybe he will just try something new .

Hang with many, don't trust any

Just a bunch of random, bad ass MAMMAJAMMA in here. ♥TheDumbBlonde ♥TheOfficeChatroom ♥TypicalMoments

In a universe where werewolves and vampires and superpowers, as well as other creatures, exist. Amia (aka Mia) is a regular girl she has the abilities like others. She has her four best friends: Sophie, Samantha (aka Sam), Annie, and Charlie (aka Avis) who all grew up together, they are inseparable. Also, their parents eventually became friends or were already friends in the past. So when Samantha's parents decided to transfer her daughter to another school they all begged their parents to go with her. Little did they know this would be the next step in their sarcastic lives. With a new adventure, a new school, and an evil past. Will Amia be able to face the brutal reality of the truth? Marcus Anderson. You guessed it, every girl's dream guy. He's smart, quiet, good looking. flirty and you're a total mysterious boy. Boys adore him, and most are jealous of him. He along with his friends Josh, Jason, Tyler, and Brian, are among the hot and mysterious guys of the school with some disagreements from the school's other popular boy group, they are declared competitive. Join these two groups of friends as they experience adventures as well as pain and disturbing truths. Will be updated quite frequently to add realism.

Dru didn't know when she went to sleep at night and started dreaming, that those dreams... were REAL. Real like you and me; walking- some even talking- and most of all... scary as hell! That's until she finally embraces what she is and the things that she can do. That is when she meets a guy. And, oh! Is he ever scary! But scary in the way of making her stomach flutter and do back-flips, and melt her insides like butter! If only she had a bagel...

Patrick has an urge to go fishing and without much urging enlists Amos to join in on the adventure. Charlotte Babcock inserts herself in the plot and is especially welcomed after hearing she can provide transportation. Grand schemes are hatched to not only escape from Shady Rest but to break back in unnoticed. A misadventure on a grand scale with very surprising results.

Hallo! Call me Deligima. I am here to entertain and to help guide you :D. Feel free to comment and ask questions.

Just your little ray of sarcastic sunshine here to brighten your day. Or evening depending on the time your reading this. Anyway this is a description of this story so imma say that this book has riddlews and sarcastic quotes for you. DUHHHH WELL DONE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. You know the drill. You read, vote and comment if you like *Wink wink nudge nudge* Nahh just tryna be a youtuber in this big wide world!!!! nahhhhh jokes just do what you like...... the buttons are at the bottom of the end of the chapter so yeahh. *Slaps self* stop it future self.... anyway on with the storyyyyy

Kate is a 17 year old girl trying to find boyfriend , a new friend and her real biological father will she put everything right before her mothers wedding? Read on to find out...

When Bree Morgan gains a crush on the schools player, and mabe falls in love. What will he think. Bree is a broken girl who's been and goes through a lot in the summer. Will she give up completely on others and lastly herself. Cooper McKinley is the school player. He has one night stands not caring for the mostly innocent girls. What happens when a hot girl named Bree likes him and by the time he realizes he likes her back, or so he thinks. And summers over and she's done trying to impress him. This story is based on last the last week ok school to then end of summer. Note it's short and I'm likely going to be rewriting or this year and releasing it next summer.. And there may be a sequel! --- SEQUAL and rewrite coming soon!!

This story is about a guy, who falls in love with literally every girl he meets. He always thinks that every girl he meets is 'the one'. But one day he just gives up and want revenge on the girls who ruined his love life so he becomes a player. By doing that it back fires he passes up the girl of his dreams. He starts to think that if he just stops being player he can win her over, but it doesn't happen that easily. Because this girl has been with players, and these player have murdered her heart so she doesn't try anymore. So if you ever wanted to know how a player becomes a player well you came to the right book!!

This story is about a girl called Gracia Zacharia Santagelo who has boys fawning over her and girls begging to be her friend at every and any school she goes to. Now at her eighth school, it's her last chance she'd better not mess this on up otherwise it's boarding school. It's not really her fault though, her parents are rarely home she's been through 40 nannies so she doesn't really have anyone to keep her in order. She never thought she'd end up dating the school's biggest player, best friends with the worlds' most girliest twins and with the double the detentions she normally gets. How the hell did her life get so cliche?

Hey, it is I the not so famous or popular Bentley Hollis. At first I seemed to be just your average teenage dork. Glasses, clutz, smart, ect, ect. Now I am defined as CRAZY! And it's all because of Cole. Yes, oh yes Cole. Cole made his way inside my head, and only aloud me to see him. Now you think I am crazy. Trust me, I am quite a normal person, only Cole makes me seem as the weirdo people call me. You will know very soon, I am a sane person, and Cole, oh well you'll know Cole very soon.