Sarcasim Stories

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We follow the path of a nord named Jace Wardon on his return to Skyrim after visiting Highrock home of the Bretons find out what happened in this magical world of Skyrim Do not own the cover Or Skyrim I wish I did tho Not going to use actual lines from the game at some points.

Hang with many, don't trust any

This story starts out with Elaina, popular teen-age girl from the school St. Stainwood, and is excited (as always) for three months away from her CRAZY family. To a place where no one knows her for her popularity back home and to just know her as her and not a pretty face. While Laine is this mysterious new boy who showed up to camp from a PRIVATE school who seems to have his own problems that your gonna find out with Elaina in my story, "The Summer Everything Changed"! Enjoy! :)

Carson is the new girl. She's a badass and a smartass. So what happens when she tells off the schools bad boy?

First story or something like that. I don't really know what people like to see here... Hope you like it! Synopsis It was a normal day at your school. Then something happened. After this, your life was never the same. You were too late. So was he.

Brittany An out going tough smart ass with a gift for being able to fight off people 4 times her size she is 5,6 short purple hair with one braid that goes down to the top of her boobthe color is emreld Katarina aka Kat Same as brittany except she has short pixy cut her hair is blue she is 5,6 and is so smart you'd think she was a computer she also can fight What if one night the two sisters gets sucked into black butler

Since society hates those of supernatual powers and feel endanger from them, supernatuals decided to build homes for themselves and only them. Kingdoms. Republics. So when two extremly powerful supernatual leaders emerged-jay and lunar- controlling the day kingdom and the night kingdom, something went wrong between them and caused them to have a five years war. Eighteen years Vincent Vex is only a young man who controls ghosts and uses them to gather information about the realms he could never visit. coincidentally, he once knew both leaders. What happens when he becomes a part of the equation to stop or possibly ingite a bigger scale war?

A crush or an obsession Psycho or in love with her twin, sister's boyfriend. Is pretending to be your sister to go out with her boyfriend friend right or wrong But after all aren't twins supposed to share

Patrick has an urge to go fishing and without much urging enlists Amos to join in on the adventure. Charlotte Babcock inserts herself in the plot and is especially welcomed after hearing she can provide transportation. Grand schemes are hatched to not only escape from Shady Rest but to break back in unnoticed. A misadventure on a grand scale with very surprising results.

Marissa Bettgila is tired of being called 'fat girl'. She literary spends her Saturday at home all day, with her only friend and watch's soap operas with an extra-large bag-o-onions on the side. She wants to live her highschool existence to the fullest. The only problem...she has a butt as huge as the empire state building and its not getting any smaller. With these complications Marissa is forced to take a never-ending diet; with the help of her Bipolar best friend and Skater-boy next door. Could things go anymore wrong? Follow Marissa in her daily battles of obesity, stereotypes, crushes and chaotic high school hallways. She'll have to outwit her criminal Mastermind brother, a digit dweeb admirer, an evil gym teacher and a band of vengeful Plastic POP'S. Not to mention guide a rocker-dude to pull her best friends heartstrings. Hey...maybe she'll even learn something along the way.

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

This story is about a guy, who falls in love with literally every girl he meets. He always thinks that every girl he meets is 'the one'. But one day he just gives up and want revenge on the girls who ruined his love life so he becomes a player. By doing that it back fires he passes up the girl of his dreams. He starts to think that if he just stops being player he can win her over, but it doesn't happen that easily. Because this girl has been with players, and these player have murdered her heart so she doesn't try anymore. So if you ever wanted to know how a player becomes a player well you came to the right book!!

Hey, it is I the not so famous or popular Bentley Hollis. At first I seemed to be just your average teenage dork. Glasses, clutz, smart, ect, ect. Now I am defined as CRAZY! And it's all because of Cole. Yes, oh yes Cole. Cole made his way inside my head, and only aloud me to see him. Now you think I am crazy. Trust me, I am quite a normal person, only Cole makes me seem as the weirdo people call me. You will know very soon, I am a sane person, and Cole, oh well you'll know Cole very soon.

When Bree Morgan gains a crush on the schools player, and mabe falls in love. What will he think. Bree is a broken girl who's been and goes through a lot in the summer. Will she give up completely on others and lastly herself. Cooper McKinley is the school player. He has one night stands not caring for the mostly innocent girls. What happens when a hot girl named Bree likes him and by the time he realizes he likes her back, or so he thinks. And summers over and she's done trying to impress him. This story is based on last the last week ok school to then end of summer. Note it's short and I'm likely going to be rewriting or this year and releasing it next summer.. And there may be a sequel! --- SEQUAL and rewrite coming soon!!

Lila Parker is a genus ,funny and beautiful. But she's hasn't always been that way . she has a bad past she cleaned up her act ever since her uncle Luke touch her in, she never talks about her past or the thing that lead her there. Lila has turns her life around over the years and she has a nice stable job that she is amazing at on a business trip she meets a guy who makes her world change .When they find out they live in New York things change in both there lives . Lila's never had a boyfriend or meat anyone who's made her feel like he does . when he tells her he does do relationships she doesn't know how to feel . Olives Benson get what he wants when he wants it and his hole life he's never wanted to be in love and never wanted anything more than sex from a women . So what's different about Lila ? She's the most beautiful women he's ever saw but looks aren't everything for him but she's makes him feel something new turns his hole life around Maybe he will just try something new .

In a world where mythical, supernatural species soundlessly spy on humans and hunt them down, lives a young woman who's oblivious to the consistent danger surrounding her. Every dark alleyway she passes, every person she talks to, every step she takes; is a risk. Yet in her mind, she lives in perfect harmony. He interrupted her peaceful mentality unintentionally, though finding it quite enjoyable, it becomes the opposite. Slowly, it turns to them liking each others' company, then to them seeking comfort from one another, then to feeling suffocated without the other. It'll last, until their very last breath. The feeling thriving by the day and the days are many for vampires, but it all has endings. They don't know when that will be. Might be vastly close, or it might be till the end of times. Together, they fight, and together, they'll stick as they die, continuously fighting even in their graves.

Hallo! Call me Deligima. I am here to entertain and to help guide you :D. Feel free to comment and ask questions.