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"Meet Scarlet, a young woman who's lived her life believing she's a dragon, just like her parents. But when mysterious events and bloody hands become a recurring nightmare, she's forced to confront the truth: she's a demon. Taken in by a secret supernatural school, Scarlet must navigate a world of ancient powers, hidden agendas, and forbidden love. As she struggles to control her demonic side, she'll uncover secrets about her past, her family, and the true nature of her existence. Will she find a way to balance her dual identities, or will the darkness consume her?"

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

An LGBT novel. THE ROAR OF THE CHEERING CROWD. Val Wash is one her school's best soccer players. She's charming, smooth talking and can get out of trouble with ease. At least that's how it was in the past, but now her heart's affection refuses to release its target, her straight best friend. THE ENCHANTING SUMMON OF THE DESIRED. Naomi Johnson has always loved men. Lately, certain passions have risen that muddle her love for her boyfriend and lead her down a path she has never tread. IT'S THEIR FINAL YEAR AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP GROWS UNSTABLE. What will happen when the girls appeal to their innermost wishes? Can their friendship last through the chaos that accompanies their senior year? Copyright © edanmorez, all rights reserved. Do not reproduce. (If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/user/edanmorez))

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -follows the plot of heroes of olympus (minor changes) -slow burn -oc! x canon The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ... RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

"Y/n," you said, because apparently introductions were happening whether you liked it or not. He tilted his head slightly, as if committing the name to memory. "Moriarty." Of course it was. The name settled strangely in your mind, like it belonged to something you hadn't quite figured out yet. "Well, Moriarty," you said lightly, "try not to stand directly in people's walking paths. It's a dangerous lifestyle." "I was standing still." This story does not follow the original storyline of the Young Sherlock series. But please enjoy it anyway.

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.

Audrey is getting a fresh start. No literally. She has no memories. All she knows is that she somehow managed to fall into a book. No recollection of how or which book, or even her life before....well this. But after being there for a couple months, she starts to get the hang of things that is until two strange men walk into her mechanic store. And they recognize her. Kick starting Audrey's reunion with her supposedly long lost family who are all apart of the mafia. Perfect. Audrey doesn't trust them and doesn't want to be apart of their family. But they aren't willing to let her go either. Will Audrey be able to forget the old and embrace her new narrative? Can her family convince her to stay and maybe even love them? Find out in Remember.

Five friends, who attend a magical academy, are one of the only students who believe in the Myth of 'The Universe Conquerer'. The Person is said to be one of the most powerful people, with two others. While learning about the Person, they make plans to defeat her and prove that the Person exists Join them on the adventure, filled with emotions, indecision and cruelty. Will they succeed in their complicated adventure, while having disappointing quarrela, twists, and mysteries unraveling as time passes. And will they uncover the truth? (I might publish it irl, so it you find this, it's most likely to be mine)

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."

"I only care about you because I love you." It starts with "healthy" advice about your breakfast. Then it's a lecture on why you shouldn't drink coffee or travel by plane. Before you know it, your partner is monitoring your every move, your carbon footprint, and even your blood sugar levels. This is not a romance. It's a collection of real, absurd, and often ironic situations where "care" slowly morphs into total control. Written with a sharp sense of humor and backed by environmental science, this diary explores the patterns of a toxic relationship that are more common than we'd like to admit. If you've ever felt like you had to justify your own existence, your food, or your freedom - you might find your voice here.

Alexandrina was considered a fashion icon back in Kazan due to her quirky, but immaculate and elegant fusion of Middle-eastern attire and Jeans. However, in St. Petersburgh, the Mecca of Russian fashion, her sense of style just gets her bullied. When she is at her lowest point, when she is starting to rethink her style options, His Lordship, the Lord of Chaos appears. He laughs at her bullies, orders her not to change anything about herself, casually threatens her bullies with violence and turns her neatly ordered life with its plans and schedules upside down and fills it with Chaos.

The rain fell in sheets, brutal and blinding. Mahira turned the corner and froze-he was already there, blocking her path like always. "What the hell do you want?" she snapped. "You left in the middle of a war." "We've *always* been in the middle of a war." "That didn't stop you before." "And yet," she said, "you followed me." "I should've stayed away." "Then why didn't you?" Silence. Then he moved-one hand at her waist, the other cradling her jaw-and kissed her. **Their kiss was fierce, desperate, and all-consuming.** It was as if they were trying to escape the darkness that surrounded them, to lose themselves in each other's embrace. The world around them melted away, leaving only the thrumming rain and the pounding of their hearts. She clutched his shirt, kissing him back with equal fury. His lips moved like he hated how much he wanted her. When they finally pulled apart, breathless, he whispered, "Tell me this means nothing. Lie to me." Her voice trembled. "This changes nothing." He almost laughed. "You're a terrible liar." She shoved him. "And you're still the last man I'd ever fall for." She turned and walked into the storm, heart racing. Behind her, he didn't follow. But she could still feel him-on her lips, in her breath, under her skin. And it terrified her. #Hanya🎀

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

Y/n L/n, a 5'2 brown haired girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience lots of things- you will have to read to find out! ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to everyone!❗️

Is the first love the true love, or the true love simply the first? Ornela Ademi, a girl marked by fate, throws herself headfirst into what may be her own ruin or perhaps only into love. Azrael Gashi, her refuge and at the same time the man she tries to escape from. With a single lie, he stole her light. But can his truth help her find it again, or has his darkness already taken hold?

After dying of drought in her past life and waking up as the daughter of a low-ranking noble, Elara is determined to live an easygoing and lazy life without any political schemes and noble drama But that peace is about to be ruined by the Crown Prince who is determined to ruin her PERFECT LIFE and make it a living hell She wonders " why the hell is the Crown Prince of a whole empire paying any attention to the daughter of a low-ranking viscount" and with that attention comes enemies, friends and even some in between... But still, Elara is determined to make her dream of living an easygoing life come to reality

•"Are you really that important?" Come and find out.. •Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs.. ~15+ •This is a original chaptered story that me and my friend (are still coming) up with! •It's about two women who (unfortunately) meet and are forced to depend on eachother. The two are totally opposites of each other, so it's destined to be quite interesting and entertaining. It's set in a dystopian world where the people there already died, thus, thus, the name Afterlife. Each person has a "parasite" (a sin) marking on their body. •It's not known when we'll be done :))) •Each chapter has about 1000-2000 words.

I was supposed to be sacrificed to the God of Death. Instead, I broke a crystal older than time and accidentally bound myself to him. He's not pleased. I'm still not sorry. Now Keane won't leave my side until he figures out what I did-and I can't get rid of him long enough to stop a prophecy that's about to ruin my brother's life. Which means I'm stuck traveling with Death. He's quiet. He's dangerous . And he definitely doesn't trust me. Unfortunately for him, I'm not exactly the obedient sacrifice type. Unfortunately for me... I might be starting to like him.