Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Started in 2018 Hardcopy available on NotionPress and Amazon *Rank* 1 * in #boynextdoor *Rank* 1 * in #badboylovestory When shy yet sarcastic Daniella Jones met cocky playboy Hunter Donnavan. She is nothing but, horrified when she learnt that the guy she dreaded the most is now her next door neighbor. Hunter on the other hand thinks completely different and is amused by every movement our little Danny made. The moment their eyes met, sparks flew all over the place but soon they both realized what they truly desired. One side was a nerdy girl who just wants to be left alone and on the other is an outgoing green-eyed hunk that somehow become Daniella's ride or die. He changed her for the better and she brought back the old Hunter who was locked away somewhere trying to fight his demons. Drama, love, friendship and lots of sarcasm. Warning~ Extremely cheeky, Romantic and Sarcastic. Strong words are used on a minimal in between chapters. Cute kisses and makeout sessions will come at some point too. ********************** And now a part of the story- I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips. And he has slept with every girl in the school. Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window. *********************** And another small part if you are still not convinced to read- I am going to shit my pan- Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips softly. And then kissed me again, just seconds longer then before. And then again and sucked my bottom lip really slowly and softly.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 9-18 are being re-edited**

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine, to live in someone's shadow. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, and with ancient magic burning inside her. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. When their magic collides, Hogwarts holds its breath. They're also opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (27/05/26) 🥇 - #read (10/01/26) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 4 - #legacy & #legacies (28/05/26) Nr 5 - #MattheoRiddle (30/05/26) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 6 - #Hermione (4/01/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25)

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✍️ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

Coffe shop story.... honestly does this have to have more description than: CHAOS CAFE UA-staff Heroes and villains alike as customers . . . I don't think so..... A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Dean Di Laurentis can hook up with anyone on campus. Anyone except Avery Graham. Garrett Graham made that very clear the second his freshman sister stepped foot at Briar University. Which should make staying away easy. Except Avery is sarcastic, stubborn, impossible to ignore, and somehow the only girl Dean can't stop thinking about. Now they're sneaking around behind Garrett's back, hiding feelings that were never supposed to happen, and risking friendships that could blow up the entire hockey house. The worst part? Dean was supposed to be the heartbreak. Not the one falling first.

When college fresher Miduni Shekhar decided to attend an annual college event, she did not expect to encounter the very embodiment of arrogance. What took her by surprise was the bizarre chain of events that followed, leading to an unexpected friendship that eventually blossomed into love with the same guy who had bumped into her. Tired after a gruelling five months at the academy, the last thing Varun Tyagi, a brilliant NDA cadet, needed was to be dragged by his childhood best friend to a college fest he deemed irrelevant. He had more important matters on his mind than fretting over college girls and pointless events. Yet here he was, caught in the orbit of a girl whose laughter lit up an entire room, and whose presence was both irresistible and magnetic. Unexpected, inconvenient, and infuriating, Varun and Miduni now find themselves entangled in each other's lives, both trying to pull away while only growing closer with each push and pushback. How will Miduni and Varun navigate this newfound challenge and connection, especially when Varun eventually has to return to the academy for his next term?

You frowned at your phone as "DEFEATED" appeared on your screen. 'This is a stupid game...' You rolled over in your bed and went to sleep. _____• You, an 18 year old, were unexpectedly transported to the world of Mha/Bnha. You have a system/guide, you know, like a game tutorial! To help guide you through this. Although it has an attitude, it also has to put up with your bullshit. Touché. Let's see how this goes. shall we?

Jessica was just an ordinary girl until one day, she discovered that she was not so ordinary, and some people around her were not so mundane. She discovered a grand new world, a whole new nation, full of intrigue, mysteries, and supernatural beings. She learned that all folklore had a lining of truth. This all started when a boy suddenly disappeared. The whole city forgot about him, except her and his girlfriend. They decided, then, to investigate the sole suspect, the last person he had been seen in company with, Leonard, a British boy who transferred to their school a year prior. Incidentally, he was also the guy Jessica's best friend, Ella, had a crush on. Curiously, or suspiciously, he was also a werewolf. After long hours of research, tailing, and a near-death experience, they were able to rule him out. But the matter remained: where was Jonah? Or better yet, why did the city forget? What is it that was happening in Mystic Falls?

Xanders tears has seen everything he's went through. And now, his eyes will fill a whole fountain. As he meets many new different souls, he meets this one particular human. His brain told him not to take it too far, not to start an investigation about the souls the human has took away. But Xanders heart is aching to know the truth and get revenge after the human had almost killed his own mother. Will Xander heal? Will Xander find out the truth? Will he experience new feelings? Will he be driven by insanity and do something that'll have lots of risks? Maybe, God knows. But until then, he is just a confused mentally unstable figure with a complex soul.

Saving lives was supposed to be the hardest part. Not him. After years of relentless ambition, sleepless nights, and surgical precision, you finally have your life under control-top of your class, deep in residency, and too busy to breathe, let alone fall in love. Enter Katsuki Bakugo. Your most difficult patient. Your most irritating problem. And now-apparently-your fiancé. Forced into an arrangement neither of you agreed to, you clash at every turn-sharp words, sharper tension, and a mutual refusal to give in. But somewhere between late-night hospital visits, unspoken understanding, and moments that hit a little too close to the heart... Lines start to blur. Because the worst part isn't being stuck with him. It's the feeling that maybe- just maybe- you wouldn't choose anyone else.

There were exactly three things everyone at Riverside High knew about Ley Volková. First: she was the most terrifying cheer captain the school had ever seen. Second: if she looked at you and smiled, you were probably about to be publicly humiliated. And third: under absolutely no circumstances were cheerleaders allowed to date football players. That last rule existed for one very specific reason: Jason Carter. Star quarterback. School golden boy. Professional pain in Ley's existence. To everyone else, their endless public battles were entertainment - sarcastic cheers shouted from the sidelines, ridiculous bets, pink jerseys, and enough verbal destruction to keep the entire student body emotionally fed for years. To Ley, it was simple. Football players were arrogant. American smiles were fake. Feelings were inefficient. And Jason Carter was exactly the kind of beautiful disaster she had no intention of surviving. But some rules are made to be broken. And some wars were never meant to have losers. Especially when the terrifying Slavic girl who weaponized sarcasm meets the one American boy stupid enough to fall in love with her for it. This is the story of public humiliation, unfinished goodbyes, one very unfortunate pink mascot costume- and the only rule Ley Volková never meant to break: Never fall for the enemy

✨ Murder. Romance. Magic. Trauma. And one very dramatic Google Doc. So Cassy was supposed to be writing an article about city pigeons. You know-normal journalism stuff. Instead, her best friend went on a date and the girl died. Like. Actually. Died. Mid-conversation. Mid-cocktail. Now the police are suspicious,Cassy's editor wants the story, and somehow she's become the unwilling narrator of a rom-com with a body count. Oh, and fun fact? Cupid's real. She wears combat boots, drinks oat milk, and just moved into Cassy's apartment. And has eyeliner sharp enough to slice her sanity. Also-she says Ace- Cassy's best friend might be cursed. Perfect. To fix this whole magical-romantic-murder situation, Cassy has to: • Not fall in love with her best friend ✅ • Go on a "fake date" that might kill her ✅ • Stop a charming psycho with great hair from weaponizing love ✅ So yeah. This is her life now. Welcome to the story. Try not to fall for anyone. It's safer that way.

Loosely Based on the BBC Iplayer show casualty and the delicious paramedic Iain Dean

🙄 We had to meet again... All Eli wanted was a fresh new start. Finally he had left all the toxicity back and was finally going to start moving forward. But apparently his rotten luck hasn't come to an end yet; especially when he ended up running into one of the last person, scratch that, he actually never wanted to see him again; but not only did he ended up running into that person but now he also has to deal with the person's crazy obsession with him!

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

Everyone at Salviega University thinks Maxine Blare Nathalia Syro is dangerous. And honestly? Maybe they're right. After a viral video destroys her reputation overnight, the whole campus turns her into the villain of every story. But Maxine doesn't care. She's used to whispers, stares, and people leaving. What she's not used to is Exxell Jake Monte Pierce Craige. The irritatingly attractive boy who keeps standing beside her, even when the entire school is against her. Now trapped in one chaotic Foundation Week full of forced pairings, tension-filled moments, campus gossip, and secrets that should've stayed buried. Maxine finds herself dangerously close to something she never believed in: Being understood.

Irys is always tired and it's not the kind of tired that goes away after a few hours of sleep. Aleksander is trying to somehow make it through his life without everything falling apart. They once bump into eachother and the first impression that they get isn't the best, but with every meeting something shifts. (I do not own the cover photo !)