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Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

One night. A split second is all it takes to change someone's life forever. For Scott Aldridge, it was having his last shred of hope taken from him. On a long road to redemption from his dark and embittered past, he later meets Lily Rezza who may be the key he was searching for all along. But when an old nemesis rolls back into town, bringing terror in their wake, Scott, Lily, and their friends will do anything to stop it, changing each and every one of their lives forever. However, what no one realized was that the past was already coming back with a vengeance. ✦ Book One of the Hathaway Chronicles ✦ Copyright © 2017 by L. M. Meadows

Kushina and minato thought they weren't ready when a child came to their lives, they called him naruto and dropped him off at the orphanage, a year later, on his birthday, naruto was hiding when the kyuubi attacked , after it was sealed minato actually sealed it in his two new children, suki and banri, he split the fox into halves of both yin yang, but minato didn't want his twins to be thought of as demons, so for some holy reason that no one knows about, he said he sealed it in naruto, since naruto was no where to be seen in the village because he was hiding they believed him, so from then on he's had one of the worst lives while everyone at school makes fun of him, but what if while naruto uses shadow clones to save iruka, a person named Kai hyuga A.K.A. 'The ghost of the hyuga' saw him, and took interest , he was called the ghost of the hyuga because he thought that the hyuga could do more then just the gentle fist and because of that , he was cast out, but because of that he became a legend that he was the first choice to the fourth hokage , but declined, now he wants to train naruto, read and find out on the next episode of drag- never mind just read

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

**Chapters 7-18 are being re-edited** Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

Have you ever had one of those terrible yet annoyingly pivotal moments? You know, that monumental fragment of time that flips everything you have ever known. That plot twist second that completely takes you by surprise. The one just before the storm hits and everything goes to hell. Yes? Because you see, that moment happens to be my whole damn life. It wasn't always like this though. I used to have a pretty mundane existence, happy to just get good grades and be around my friends. God I wish I could get that simplicity back, I'd never complain it was boring again. But I know I'm not going to ever get back my old life because well... I died. (Kinda) But I woke up. And I was thrilled, beyond grateful I wasn't dead. But then I realized that there was one minor detail that had changed about my reality. I was given the chance to live but it turns out I woke up as the villainess in an otome game my friend used to be obsessed with - Kingdom of freaking Hearts (I added the freaking in there for effect, it's just Kingdom of Hearts) Where, for the record, the villainess only has two possible endings 1) execution and 2) getting exiled. So Fate was like, "Don't worry, I'll save you. Here's a chance to live" and then was like "psyche, screw you. You're still going to die but I'll let you suffer a little first." So now, if only to annoy Fate by proving it wrong, I am determined to survive. I can and I will if I play by these simple rules: 1) Befriend Heroin 2) Avoid Aryn Edwards at All Costs as well as other capture targets And 3) Be the top student at the academy and become an invaluable asset to my Kingdom so I become indispensable, thus unkillable. I'm determined, stubborn, persistent and I will live passed 16. Fate made a big mistake setting me up to die. Since it threw this plot twist at me, I figure I'll return the favor. I'll be the biggest plot twist Fate never saw coming...

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

She ran away from home with nothing but a broken heart and a car that barely made it. One fight, one night, one decision...and everything changed. Desperate for somewhere to stay, Avery answered an ad for a room and ended up moving in with Rhett...a tattooed, cold, pro hockey captain who thrives on control, discipline, and dominance both on and off the ice. Commitment isn't in his vocabulary. Neither are second chances. He's chaos in skates and trouble in leather jackets, sharp edges wrapped in muscle and attitude, and he makes it painfully clear that he doesn't want her in his space, in his routine, in his carefully controlled world. They clash from the start. Power against defiance. Fire against gasoline. Too similar. Too stubborn. Too damaged in different ways. She's soft, but not weak. A good girl who knows how to party, dance, and forget the world when the music gets loud enough. He's adrenaline and aggression, fueled by late-night games, bruised knuckles, and a hunger for control that doesn't turn off when the crowd goes home. Closed off. Possessive. Allergic to feelings. Living together becomes a dangerous game of boundaries, tension, and lingering looks that last a second too long. Every shared space feels like a challenge. Every accidental touch feels like a dare. Neither of them are willing to admit that the pull between them burns hotter than any fight on the ice...or that surrendering might be the one thing Rhett fears more than losing. But the past doesn't stay buried forever. Her mother returns to haunt her, reopening old wounds. And just when Avery starts to feel safe...just when it starts to feel real...Rhett does what he does best. He runs. Because falling is easy...but staying is the dangerous part. Warning: May contain profanity and sexual content.

Despite the name and VERY cool cover (yes I'm bragging), this is actually a comedy. With all the CEO and Y/N memes going around, I thought I would write a Y/N book... but with a twist. Or in other words: Issac and his childhood best friend Johanna have a special curse: they are randomly teleported into books against their will. After years of this, they eventually got pretty good at avoiding main characters and plot points, but what happens when they get stuck in a Y/N story? (I UNDERSTAND NOT ALL Y/N STORIES ARE BAD AND MANY ARE ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.) (No crazy trigger warnings lol. Cursing, dark humor, gen-Z humor, and some borderline inappropriate jokes (not really though), but other than that read on lol.)

Riley Blanchet-Delacour has always lived in a world of chaos after witnessing her mother's death. Twelve protective brothers, high school pressures, and the relentless pursuit of soccer. But nothing could prepare her for the storm lurking in the shadows, coming after her for reasons she barely understands. When Riley is forced to navigate betrayals, secrets, and highschool she realizes her life as she knew it may be built on lies. Caught between protecting herself, her friends, and the ones she loves, Riley must confront danger head-on. And when love finds her in the middle of the chaos, she learns that vulnerability might just be her most powerful weapon. Read Bound By Blood first! Enjoy!

Scarlet Desire-the story of Sid Malhotra and Rhea deshmukh. ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒑𝒔𝒆. What happens when Rhea doesn't have a place to stay but at Sid's? Rhea deshmukh is a voice. She is truly like a goddess. She is super sarcastic, and can completely destroy anybody with her strong words. The girl argues like her whole life depends on it. She doesn't stand a man's fragile behaviour but somehow she has to live in the same house as her unknown enemy-Sid. Sid malhotra is a popular hot playboy in his college who either fucks or doesn't give a fuck. Every girl dies for him, or maybe just his body. He is rude and coldhearted who doesn't care about anybody, not even himself. His emotions are unknown to everyone. Love is a unrealistic emotion for him. But he wasn't the same always. His past was dirty but the time healed it and it eventually faded. But the faded past didn't vanish everything. A small pin can explode the truth. It seemed the pin just entered his life-Rhea. They absolutely hated each other on the first sight-or that's what we were said to believe. Their story feels loud screams on a high moutain. Come join their ups and downs with so much of spice and little bit of love. ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ Mature 18+ |Enemies to lovers |Forced housemates |College drama |Peak tension

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

Your usual teenage fluffy romance but with a new level of depth that only amplifies the level of understanding between character and reader. Take on a journey in the multiverse and watch from the sidelines as Azami and Zoria slowly fall for each other while solving the case of an escaped murderer. Read as the story progresses from random group pairings in English class to a blood-chilling thriller filled with plot twists. All credit to the original source where I got the cover page picture from : Pinterest. (2025). Pin on Bad blood❤️🕜. [online] Available at: https://au.pinterest.com/pin/37436240647743057/ [Accessed 9 Jan. 2026]. This picture is incredible, thank you.. hey chat I'm a random teenager and its my first time writing a book so its probably gonna suck. Do not read this book unless you're prepare to cry over your pillow cuz men like Azami Hoffmann don't exist in real life. Feel free to give me advice to help me improve my writing and bash me in the comments. Fanks

Clara a princess with a twisted fate...after witnessing the gruesome death of her twin sister infront of her eyes she gets kidnapped and is sent to a far away land as a slave...she is determined to escape the dark castle she is chained and avenge her sister but little does she know of the secrets the walls hold. Will she be able to escape , claim her throne and seek vengeance.

Ten years after The Beatles fell apart, they're now ready to give the world a peek into the past through interviews with memories never told before. Paul, Ringo, George, John and...her. Sheila Cox del Valle, a woman of two worlds - born in Venezuela to an English father who fled the war and a Venezuelan mother who taught her resilience with good humor. She grew up between cultures, never quite belonging anywhere - until she was saved by rock n' roll. Until she found her place with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. She was a guitarist, vocalist, and the so-called "glue" of the band. She was there for all of it. This is her side of the story.

Sanyukta Agarwal: sarcastic enough to short-circuit a generator, brilliant enough to make a machine run itself, and stubborn enough to argue with gears if they misbehave. With a wrench in one hand and a caliper in the other, she tackles impossible problems, outsmarts anyone who underestimates her, and leaves a trail of chaos and laughter wherever she goes. Mechanical engineering isn't just her passion-it's her battlefield, and she's ready to prove that being a girl in a male-dominated world is exactly the edge she needs. Randhir Singh Shekhawat: brilliant, precise, and unshakably confident, he's the silent storm of FITE. Every calculation is exact, every design flawless, and every challenge-whether a complicated gear assembly or a high-stakes problem on the whiteboard-is his arena. Competitive to the core, he's the kind of rival who can match brains with anyone... and he's about to meet his equal in Sanyukta. In the high-stakes world of FITE, sparks fly-not romantically (yet)-but in the battlefield of intellect, strategy, and pure mechanical genius. Two minds, one whiteboard, countless tools, and a rivalry that could shake the foundations of the engineering world. Only one can take the lead... and neither is backing down.

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.