Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Started in 2018 Hardcopy available on NotionPress and Amazon *Rank* 1 * in #boynextdoor *Rank* 1 * in #badboylovestory When shy yet sarcastic Daniella Jones met cocky playboy Hunter Donnavan. She is nothing but, horrified when she learnt that the guy she dreaded the most is now her next door neighbor. Hunter on the other hand thinks completely different and is amused by every movement our little Danny made. The moment their eyes met, sparks flew all over the place but soon they both realized what they truly desired. One side was a nerdy girl who just wants to be left alone and on the other is an outgoing green-eyed hunk that somehow become Daniella's ride or die. He changed her for the better and she brought back the old Hunter who was locked away somewhere trying to fight his demons. Drama, love, friendship and lots of sarcasm. Warning~ Extremely cheeky, Romantic and Sarcastic. Strong words are used on a minimal in between chapters. Cute kisses and makeout sessions will come at some point too. ********************** And now a part of the story- I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips. And he has slept with every girl in the school. Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window. *********************** And another small part if you are still not convinced to read- I am going to shit my pan- Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips softly. And then kissed me again, just seconds longer then before. And then again and sucked my bottom lip really slowly and softly.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 9-18 are being re-edited**

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✍️ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine, to live in someone's shadow. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, and with ancient magic burning inside her. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. When their magic collides, Hogwarts holds its breath. They're also opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (27/05/26) 🥇 - #read (10/01/26) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 4 - #legacy & #legacies (28/05/26) Nr 5 - #MattheoRiddle (30/05/26) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 6 - #Hermione (4/01/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25)

Coffe shop story.... honestly does this have to have more description than: CHAOS CAFE UA-staff Heroes and villains alike as customers . . . I don't think so..... A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Dean Di Laurentis can hook up with anyone on campus. Anyone except Avery Graham. Garrett Graham made that very clear the second his freshman sister stepped foot at Briar University. Which should make staying away easy. Except Avery is sarcastic, stubborn, impossible to ignore, and somehow the only girl Dean can't stop thinking about. Now they're sneaking around behind Garrett's back, hiding feelings that were never supposed to happen, and risking friendships that could blow up the entire hockey house. The worst part? Dean was supposed to be the heartbreak. Not the one falling first.

𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐋𝐢𝐧 didn't live. She existed. With many names and identities, one sticks out above the others; The Right Hand to the Devil. The Underworld fears her. Her boss knows better than to try and tame her. Death crafted her. Hell shaped her. Murder gave her something to quench that thirst for someone's life slipping through her hands. 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 is a best selling author with a bank account that runs deep and looks that rival a Greek God, but no one knows him. He doesn't need anyone, doesn't want them. And after spending his life pretending to be the perfect gold boy, the machine of a writer, he's ready to waste away in his apartment. But with a single encounter with a woman and a gun, life doesn't flash before his eyes. It starts. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬. He's seen things no one should and she walked out of Hell with more scars than she can count. One of them will 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. The other will 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞.

Velight Asher Nest a.k.a Ms.Van. A secret racer who's hiding her identity of being a racer for the sake of her life against her Father's well. She is no longer have a complete family.

It's my first shot at writing a novel. It's a mix of sci-fi,dystopian and has a bit of psychological horror.Hope you like it!

"Kayla Richards is more than a billionaire's daughter, she is an institution. As the "Gilded Gavel" of Lagoon Crest Academy, she navigates her final year of high school with a sharp tongue and a wardrobe that costs more than most people's futures. But behind the designer masks and the mean girl cover, Kayla is a girl built on secrets, until the return of Jeriel Okoye threatens to tear down the very walls she spent almost a decade building. ​Jeriel doesn't just see the Mean Girl the world fears, he remembers the girl before the gold. As a cold war of wit and old wounds ignites between them, Kayla is forced to navigate the treacherous waters of her elite world, from cutthroat family legacies and vengeful exes to the suffocating pressure of being a Richards. In a city where every fall is a headline and every move is televised, Kayla must decide if she's ready to stop ruling her lonely empire and finally start building something real. "​The Architecture of Us" is a high-octane journey through the lives of the one percent. It's a story of fierce bonds, a devastating first love, and the realization that the only thing more dangerous than losing your status is finding yourself in the middle of the ruins." Oma_queen🌷

Irys is always tired and it's not the kind of tired that goes away after a few hours of sleep. Aleksander is trying to somehow make it through his life without everything falling apart. They once bump into eachother and the first impression that they get isn't the best, but with every meeting something shifts. (I do not own the cover photo !)

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

────────────────── °❀⋆𝜗𝜚:･ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐱 "Don't get confused, Clover," he says, his voice as flat as a dial tone. "This is a business arrangement. Nothing more. Try to remember that before you start imagining things." 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗲 would do anything to escape the trap of her debts, but she never expected that she'd have to buy her freedom from her greatest enemy. 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 ruined her reputation years ago with a cruel lie, but now he offers a deal: two years of a fake engagement in exchange for financial security. But what happens when this purchased freedom turns out to be a golden cage, and only a thin line separates the fire of hatred from passion? [ male!oc x fem!oc ] © 2026 moonlitxie

There were exactly three things everyone at Riverside High knew about Ley Volková. First: she was the most terrifying cheer captain the school had ever seen. Second: if she looked at you and smiled, you were probably about to be publicly humiliated. And third: under absolutely no circumstances were cheerleaders allowed to date football players. That last rule existed for one very specific reason: Jason Carter. Star quarterback. School golden boy. Professional pain in Ley's existence. To everyone else, their endless public battles were entertainment - sarcastic cheers shouted from the sidelines, ridiculous bets, pink jerseys, and enough verbal destruction to keep the entire student body emotionally fed for years. To Ley, it was simple. Football players were arrogant. American smiles were fake. Feelings were inefficient. And Jason Carter was exactly the kind of beautiful disaster she had no intention of surviving. But some rules are made to be broken. And some wars were never meant to have losers. Especially when the terrifying Slavic girl who weaponized sarcasm meets the one American boy stupid enough to fall in love with her for it. This is the story of public humiliation, unfinished goodbyes, one very unfortunate pink mascot costume- and the only rule Ley Volková never meant to break: Never fall for the enemy

Cassie Malfoy knows the rules. Stay refined, keep the Malfoy name spotless, and-above all else-avoid the "blood traitors" in Gryffindor. For years, she's managed to treat the Weasley twins like nothing more than a smudge on the floor of the Great Hall Fred Weasley knows the rules, too. Mostly so he can break them. To him, Cassie is the ultimate challenge: a stiff, silver-clad princess who desperately needs to be taken down a peg. But when a high-stakes prank goes spectacularly wrong, forcing the two into an uneasy alliance, the line between "loathing" and "longing" begins to blur. Between secret meetings in the Astronomy Tower and whispered insults that feel a lot like flirting, Cassie realizes that the boy she was taught to hate might be the only one who actually sees her. Falling for Fred Weasley is the most dangerous prank of all. And if her family finds out? It won't just be House points she's losing-it'll be everything.

Loosely Based on the BBC Iplayer show casualty and the delicious paramedic Iain Dean

"We talk like divorced parents." "That's concerning." "You started it." Somewhere between sarcasm and study sessions, they got attached. •Slow burn •Best friends to lovers •angst _Dhurv X aysel_

Everyone at Salviega University thinks Maxine Blare Nathalia Syro is dangerous. And honestly? Maybe they're right. After a viral video destroys her reputation overnight, the whole campus turns her into the villain of every story. But Maxine doesn't care. She's used to whispers, stares, and people leaving. What she's not used to is Exxell Jake Monte Pierce Craige. The irritatingly attractive boy who keeps standing beside her, even when the entire school is against her. Now trapped in one chaotic Foundation Week full of forced pairings, tension-filled moments, campus gossip, and secrets that should've stayed buried. Maxine finds herself dangerously close to something she never believed in: Being understood.