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Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

One night. A split second is all it takes to change someone's life forever. For Scott Aldridge, it was having his last shred of hope taken from him. On a long road to redemption from his dark and embittered past, he later meets Lily Rezza who may be the key he was searching for all along. But when an old nemesis rolls back into town, bringing terror in their wake, Scott, Lily, and their friends will do anything to stop it, changing each and every one of their lives forever. However, what no one realized was that the past was already coming back with a vengeance. ✦ Book One of the Hathaway Chronicles ✦ Copyright © 2017 by L. M. Meadows

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

Kushina and minato thought they weren't ready when a child came to their lives, they called him naruto and dropped him off at the orphanage, a year later, on his birthday, naruto was hiding when the kyuubi attacked , after it was sealed minato actually sealed it in his two new children, suki and banri, he split the fox into halves of both yin yang, but minato didn't want his twins to be thought of as demons, so for some holy reason that no one knows about, he said he sealed it in naruto, since naruto was no where to be seen in the village because he was hiding they believed him, so from then on he's had one of the worst lives while everyone at school makes fun of him, but what if while naruto uses shadow clones to save iruka, a person named Kai hyuga A.K.A. 'The ghost of the hyuga' saw him, and took interest , he was called the ghost of the hyuga because he thought that the hyuga could do more then just the gentle fist and because of that , he was cast out, but because of that he became a legend that he was the first choice to the fourth hokage , but declined, now he wants to train naruto, read and find out on the next episode of drag- never mind just read

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

She ran away from home with nothing but a broken heart and a car that barely made it. One fight, one night, one decision...and everything changed. Desperate for somewhere to stay, Avery answered an ad for a room and ended up moving in with Rhett...a tattooed, cold, pro hockey captain who thrives on control, discipline, and dominance both on and off the ice. Commitment isn't in his vocabulary. Neither are second chances. He's chaos in skates and trouble in leather jackets, sharp edges wrapped in muscle and attitude, and he makes it painfully clear that he doesn't want her in his space, in his routine, in his carefully controlled world. They clash from the start. Power against defiance. Fire against gasoline. Too similar. Too stubborn. Too damaged in different ways. She's soft, but not weak. A good girl who knows how to party, dance, and forget the world when the music gets loud enough. He's adrenaline and aggression, fueled by late-night games, bruised knuckles, and a hunger for control that doesn't turn off when the crowd goes home. Closed off. Possessive. Allergic to feelings. Living together becomes a dangerous game of boundaries, tension, and lingering looks that last a second too long. Every shared space feels like a challenge. Every accidental touch feels like a dare. Neither of them are willing to admit that the pull between them burns hotter than any fight on the ice...or that surrendering might be the one thing Rhett fears more than losing. But the past doesn't stay buried forever. Her mother returns to haunt her, reopening old wounds. And just when Avery starts to feel safe...just when it starts to feel real...Rhett does what he does best. He runs. Because falling is easy...but staying is the dangerous part. Warning: May contain profanity and sexual content.

Riley Blanchet-Delacour has always lived in a world of chaos after witnessing her mother's death. Twelve protective brothers, high school pressures, and the relentless pursuit of soccer. But nothing could prepare her for the storm lurking in the shadows, coming after her for reasons she barely understands. When Riley is forced to navigate betrayals, secrets, and highschool she realizes her life as she knew it may be built on lies. Caught between protecting herself, her friends, and the ones she loves, Riley must confront danger head-on. And when love finds her in the middle of the chaos, she learns that vulnerability might just be her most powerful weapon. Read Bound By Blood first! Enjoy!

Darion kills monsters for a living. Piper's a princess who'd rather be anywhere but the castle. Together they argue, flirt, go on adventures, and pretend none of it means anything. But when a war-hungry sorceress puts their kingdom in peril, pretending stops being an option. Between battles, banter, and moments neither of them will name out loud, Darion and Piper are pulled into a conflict far bigger than either expected, and forced to finally confront their feelings toward each other. They just have to survive long enough to stop being stubborn about it. A Novel Approach to Saving the Kingdom is a fantasy rom-com adventure featuring slow-burn romance, found family, sharp dialogue, and characters who save the world while actively arguing about it.

Your usual teenage fluffy romance but with a new level of depth that only amplifies the level of understanding between character and reader. Take on a journey in the multiverse and watch from the sidelines as Azami and Zoria slowly fall for each other while solving the case of an escaped murderer. Read as the story progresses from random group pairings in English class to a blood-chilling thriller filled with plot twists. All credit to the original source where I got the cover page picture from : Pinterest. (2025). Pin on Bad blood❤️🕜. [online] Available at: https://au.pinterest.com/pin/37436240647743057/ [Accessed 9 Jan. 2026]. This picture is incredible, thank you.. hey chat I'm a random teenager and its my first time writing a book so its probably gonna suck. Do not read this book unless you're prepare to cry over your pillow cuz men like Azami Hoffmann don't exist in real life. Feel free to give me advice to help me improve my writing and bash me in the comments. Fanks

Jade Taylor hates Harry Styles - right down to the very fiber of his twisted being. Unluckily for her, their parents have been best friends since high school, trapping them together in an neverending series of awkward interactions. This summer, their families decided to book a holiday together, and this year, Jade couldn't seem to wriggle her way out of going. Forced to be in proximity to her nemesis all summer brings up old feelings, forgotten memories, and a whole lot of trouble. Will she survive this vacation from hell - as her and Harry both begin to strive to prove each other wrong?

Steve and Alex have always been wild-hearted explorers. They live in Canada, sure, but the real thrill for them is everything outside the ordinary. During one of their adventures, they stumble into a hidden cave - and straight into an abandoned underground fortress. A stone temple sits at the center, covered in strange carvings written in a language they've never seen before. Blue torches glow along the walls, cold and mysterious. Here, magic replaces technology. Creatures replace comfort. And dimensions replace any hope of a simple escape. This project is my dream come to life - a taste of how I'd turn Minecraft into a live-action series, and a peek at what it would feel like to drop into a world where every step could be discovery... or danger. Because Minecraft isn't just a game. Minecraft is another world. Kaick Monteiro.

The rain fell in sheets, brutal and blinding. Mahira turned the corner and froze-he was already there, blocking her path like always. "What the hell do you want?" she snapped. "You left in the middle of a war." "We've *always* been in the middle of a war." "That didn't stop you before." "And yet," she said, "you followed me." "I should've stayed away." "Then why didn't you?" Silence. Then he moved-one hand at her waist, the other cradling her jaw-and kissed her. **Their kiss was fierce, desperate, and all-consuming.** It was as if they were trying to escape the darkness that surrounded them, to lose themselves in each other's embrace. The world around them melted away, leaving only the thrumming rain and the pounding of their hearts. She clutched his shirt, kissing him back with equal fury. His lips moved like he hated how much he wanted her. When they finally pulled apart, breathless, he whispered, "Tell me this means nothing. Lie to me." Her voice trembled. "This changes nothing." He almost laughed. "You're a terrible liar." She shoved him. "And you're still the last man I'd ever fall for." She turned and walked into the storm, heart racing. Behind her, he didn't follow. But she could still feel him-on her lips, in her breath, under her skin. And it terrified her. #Hanya🎀

Aurelia Finley has always kept to herself. Grumpy, sarcastic, and fiercely loyal to her small circle of friends, she prefers wine nights, beach bonfires, and the comfort of routine over parties and small talk. That is-until Luke, the golden boy of Coastal Carolina University, notices her in a crowded café. He's loud, confident, and impossible to ignore-everything Aurelia isn't. And yet, he won't take no for an answer. Aurelia finds herself drawn to him despite every reason to resist. But when a secret from Luke's past surfaces, Aurelia's trust is shattered. Heartbroken, she pushes him away and leans on her friends to help her move on, only to find herself swept up in new connections, distractions, and her own desires for freedom. Aurelia must navigate friendship, love, and the quiet storm of her own heart. Can she risk letting someone back in-or is the price of love too high?

"As the saying goes, birds of a feather have to stick together." Samuel Grey is just your typical, ordinary... Wait, okay, maybe not so ordinary. Between a haunting past that seems to be flying back at him. An organization prepared to do whatever it takes to get his cooperation. Not to mention that jerk who can't seem to lay off the flirting. With the extra bonus of a stranger who fate seems keen on him finding around every corner. How is he going to make it out of this mess? [Currently being edited] Cover by: @darkestnightskies

Cara has learned to be quiet about the things that hurt the most. About choices that can't be undone. About guilt that lingers long after the moment has passed. She carries her past gently, wrapped in silence and small smiles that hide more than they reveal. Some days, it's the only way she knows how to keep going. Jan believes in justice. In right and wrong. In rules that are meant to protect people. But when he meets Cara on an old horse farm by the Spanish coast, those beliefs begin to shift. Not all at once-just enough to make him question what he thought he knew. Between horses, ocean air, and moments where words fall short, something quiet and real begins to grow. And the closer they become, the harder it is to ignore the truth. Because some stories don't fade with time. And some feelings ask for honesty, even when it hurts. The pictures are from Pinterest

Sanyukta Agarwal: sarcastic enough to short-circuit a generator, brilliant enough to make a machine run itself, and stubborn enough to argue with gears if they misbehave. With a wrench in one hand and a caliper in the other, she tackles impossible problems, outsmarts anyone who underestimates her, and leaves a trail of chaos and laughter wherever she goes. Mechanical engineering isn't just her passion-it's her battlefield, and she's ready to prove that being a girl in a male-dominated world is exactly the edge she needs. Randhir Singh Shekhawat: brilliant, precise, and unshakably confident, he's the silent storm of FITE. Every calculation is exact, every design flawless, and every challenge-whether a complicated gear assembly or a high-stakes problem on the whiteboard-is his arena. Competitive to the core, he's the kind of rival who can match brains with anyone... and he's about to meet his equal in Sanyukta. In the high-stakes world of FITE, sparks fly-not romantically (yet)-but in the battlefield of intellect, strategy, and pure mechanical genius. Two minds, one whiteboard, countless tools, and a rivalry that could shake the foundations of the engineering world. Only one can take the lead... and neither is backing down.

So um this is a satire ff about two highschool boys (historians will say they were just roommates 😔) but yknow YAOI anyway they're roommates, they hate each other and are academic rivals (NOW KISS?? 😍 😍 ). Anyway I thin you can tell it's enemies to lovers cause 'Punch first, Kiss later' (CMON YOU HOES YOU CAN PUNCH LATER NOW KISS) anyway please read or not ily

"You don't speak." I state. He looks at me and he nods. He slowly raises his hand before he wipes the tears streaming down my face. His touch heats my skin, making me suck in a breath. "You aren't going to hurt me?" He furrows his brows before he shakes his head once. A small weight lifts, easing some of the anxiety I feel. "But you kill people."

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025