Sarcasm Stories

Broken? Yes. Shattered? Yes..... But you know what is better? Revenge! They don't want him as a hero.... Fine, fine... you know what else is heroic? A vigilante. Oh and by the way... that vigilante is out for Revenge! A/N: Thanks for all the support. This is the 15k special. It will be a vigilante, villain, dadzawa mix. Or that is what I planned.... let's see how it turns out to be. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Second book 🏒. She was the spark he never saw coming. He was the calm she never knew she needed. Sol has always been a hurricane-fiery red hair, sharp tongue, and a smile that hides the weight of secrets she never speaks aloud. Life has taught her not to trust easily, to keep the past buried deep where no one can touch it. But then there's Noah-her best friend's brother. Steady, strong, with warm brown eyes and that quiet, protective energy that makes it hard to breathe. What started as easy friendship slowly sharpens into something neither of them expected. Something dangerous. Something impossible to ignore. As her past begins to catch up with her, threatening to unravel everything, Sol finds herself caught between the chaos of who she's been and the steady pull of Noah's unwavering presence. He's determined to be the one who stays when everything else falls apart. But some secrets don't let go easily.

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia Updates every Friday & Saturday!

This is my first story. Very excited very nervous:) ********************** My doll deserves to be in a fucking dollhouse, so a dollhouse she gets. I clear my throat, trying to shake off the daze she's put me in."You know," I start, leaning forward with a smirk, "it's almost unfair how you make everything else in here look dull in comparison." She arches a perfectly shaped brow, amusement flickering in her eyes. "Flattery will get you nowhere." "Won't it?" I challenge, resting my chin on my hand. "Because if I keep going, I bet I can at least get you to blush." She scoffs, but the faintest hint of pink creeps up her cheeks. "You're ridiculous." "And you're stunning," I counter effortlessly. "So I guess we're even." ---------------------------- Iliana Lopez is a ball of sunshine wrapped in designer heels and razor-sharp wit. A self-made powerhouse, she built her empire with nothing but ambition, talent, and a refusal to take no for an answer. Rich, beautiful, and always the smartest person in the room, she has it all on paper. But beneath the effortless charm and biting sarcasm lies a past she'd rather forget. Zaden King: He built his empire with fire, knives, and an iron will. A world-renowned chef with restaurants across the globe, he's as brilliant in the kitchen as he is impossible to deal with outside of it. The epitome of a brooding, grumpy man but he wasn't always this way. Once a cheerful, playful child and a proud mama's boy, his world shattered the day he lost his mother. The tragedy marked a turning point in his life, steering him down a darker path filled with alcohol, wild parties, and girls. But even amidst the chaos, Zaden found his footing. When they both meet, in each other they just might find their golden hour.

Hate You a Little Less Each Day✨❣️ When a new boy walks into Aleeza Khan's college, she expects just another arrogant face with too much confidence and too little sense. What she doesn't expect is Zavian - the boy who matches her sarcasm word for word, challenges her in every class, and somehow manages to get under her skin without even trying. He's smart, smug, and infuriatingly good at everything she's good at. She's fierce, competitive, and refuses to let him win - at anything. From heated debates to stolen glances, from playful insults to accidental late-night study sessions - their rivalry starts to blur into something dangerously close to attraction. They swear they hate each other. But maybe... they just hate how much they don't.

He - a boy trapped in a golden cage of wealth and expectations. Sarcastic, cold, perfect like marble, yet with a spark sharp enough to cut as much as it attracts. Every day he moves through a carefully arranged routine, guarding the illusion of an ideal life while a quiet war rages inside him. She - full of life, clumsy, smiling, and sometimes unbearably talkative; the caretaker of his little sister. Cornelia's arrival in his world is like a hurricane - stirring calm waters, wrecking schedules, and forcing him to look beyond the walls of sarcasm and distance. When their paths cross, every glance becomes a challenge, every gesture a battle for power and emotions neither of them wants to admit to. She isn't afraid to stumble, get messy, or say what he would never dare to voice. He watches with irony - and fascination - trying to keep control over the chaos that has suddenly appeared inside his golden cage. Between them, there are no simple rules and no room for half-measures. Only a game they both enter without a map - and the question of who will break first... and who will discover that a golden cage can be more of a prison than a sanctuary.

A story in which all things go to sh*t...and get even worse (but also kinda better). Desiree looks like she's got life on lock. Top student at her International School? Check. Immaculate reputation? Check. Wealthy family she never publicly mentions? Double check. Love life? please...as If she had the time. But behind that glossy exterior, her parents can't stand each other, and her "after-school activities" are the sort you absolutely cannot list on a résumé. When things go left, Desiree's picture-perfect life turns into a chaotic mess. And to be honest? She's started to think it's better that way. Sometimes you have to let everything fall apart to find out what pieces are worth picking back up.

✨ Murder. Romance. Magic. Trauma. And one very dramatic Google Doc. So Cassy was supposed to be writing an article about city pigeons. You know-normal journalism stuff. Instead, her best friend went on a date and the girl died. Like. Actually. Died. Mid-conversation. Mid-cocktail. Now the police are suspicious,Cassy's editor wants the story, and somehow she's become the unwilling narrator of a rom-com with a body count. Oh, and fun fact? Cupid's real. She wears combat boots, drinks oat milk, and just moved into Cassy's apartment. And has eyeliner sharp enough to slice her sanity. Also-she says Ace- Cassy's best friend might be cursed. Perfect. To fix this whole magical-romantic-murder situation, Cassy has to: • Not fall in love with her best friend ✅ • Go on a "fake date" that might kill her ✅ • Stop a charming psycho with great hair from weaponizing love ✅ So yeah. This is her life now. Welcome to the story. Try not to fall for anyone. It's safer that way.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. In a city that eats the innocent alive, 𝐋𝐮𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢 learned to become the predator. She doesn't have a job - she has disguises. By day, she's just a tired single mother with a daughter to raise and a past that won't stay buried. By night, she's the whisper in Manhattan's penthouses - a conwoman who seduces, steals, and leaves her sins gift-wrapped in diamonds. New York taught her how to survive: weaponise silence, smile like sin, and make danger fall in love with her. Some people run from their past. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. "𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠." Because healing was never the plan. Revenge always was.

Hey wait ! New day , New story ? but lemme guess , you hadn't find the one ...yet. probably because of Another overdone trope ? Another predictable plot? ( if you're a genius ) Again same clothes but different sizes ? Another love triangle where at the end one is actually a gay but acting all along it just for the author ? Honestly!? I have seen it , You've seen it . so buckle up buddy , and pack three things sarcasm, patience, and lots of eye roll !! because YOU'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE!! uhmm...am I right Author? (**"Absolutely"!!**).

[EDITING;REWRITING] She had a love for flowers He admired her from afar And one day they found each other Full Summary inside...

My palm cracked against his cheek before I even realised I'd raised it. He froze, then smiled-slow, cruel, like he saw something ugly inside me I tried so hard to hide. And then his hand shot up, fingers sliding into my hair.... enough to make me meet his eyes. Enough to remind me how easily he could close the distance between anger and something darker. "You think this makes you brave?" "No," I said. "It makes me done being scared." "Do that again," his breath touch my cheek, "and I'll make sure you never forget how I'll ruin you." I laughed breathlessly. "You already did. You've been ruining me since the day I stepped into this place." He smirked. "If that's what you call ruined, Sunshine, you haven't seen anything yet." "Obsessed. Psychotic. You can't stand not being in control, can you?" He leaned in, voice cutting. "Control? No. I just hate losing. And I hate you more than anyone I've ever met." "Leave me alone... demon," I managed, "stay out of my life." hating the tremor in my tone. He stared at me. "Demons never let go of their prey." his thumb brushes on my lower lip. "Until you do what I say." He stepped back and took off his jacket and held the jacket out between us. "You want me to leave you alone?" He said slowly like a challenge disguised as mercy. I crossed my arms. "What are you doing?" "Making it official." "Official?" He stepped closer, so close I could feel the faint heat still clinging to the leather. "You'll wear this," his grey eyes locked on mine. "You'll wear my jacket. Every time you feel it, every time someone looks at you, you'll remember who made you take it. You'll remember me and I'll stay away." For a heartbeat, I stared at him, hated him for how much I understood his madness. How he twists me, questioning my own sanity, using every crack in me as a weapon. Would Elara choose peace over him? Tale of vengeance, obsession and defiance. Dark academia aesthetic. Morally heroes, slow-burning romance. Enemies-to-lovers.

Most girls dream of finding out they are something more. Something magical. Something special. Me? I was fine being alone. I was found in a gutter. Literally, no parents. No home. Just me, surviving on instinct, sarcasm, and the occasional stolen granola bar. I didn't need a crown. I needed clean socks and a safe place to sleep. I got yanked through a wall into another realm, Elaris, and found out I'm not human? That was funny. Finding out I'm a princess? That was damn funny. Apparently, I'm part wolf. Part Vamprathi. Part something ancient and inconvenient. I have a soul that throws magical tantrums, a talking wolf living inside me, and a third form waiting to be unlocked, like some cosmic joke. Also, the entire supernatural population of Elaris watched my awakening as if it were a royal concert, front row. No pressure. And now everyone expects me to save something. Of course they do. Ever After(ish) isn't about happily ever after. It's about Everly...after. After the wall. After the prophecy. After finding out, I was never just a girl. I was the story. And I'm still deciding what kind of ending I'm willing to give it. Spoiler: it probably involves snacks, sarcasm, and me flipping fate the finger.

*Prologue* First bell rings, chaos erupts. Maya slams her laptop-Wi‑Fi glitches, sarcasm ready. Arjun sketches memes on a tablet, smirk on standby. Coffee spills, foam kisses notes. Arjun: "Nice aim. You're mastering collateral damage." Maya: "Just testing the spill‑response protocol." Notice board flashes: _Innovate Lab - 8‑week app, team of three._ Team: Maya, Arjun, mysterious freshman Leena. Prof shouts, "Welcome to the real world." Maya whispers, "Sarcasm over‑budget." Arjun winks, "I speak API and sarcasm." Love? It just got a debug error. Tagline:- she spoke sarcasm He spoke bollywood, Somehow they understood each other.

After a tragedy changes her life and her family moves across the country, Cassidy just wants to keep things simple and finish the school year quietly. She's focused on her studies, preferring to stay in and enjoy movie nights in bed, rather than going to parties or dating anyone. Everything seems to be going as planned until she meets Wren Hendrix, the most popular guy in town who has a reputation for being trouble. Despite all the reasons she should avoid him, one small mistake leads to a night that complicates everything, mixing love, betrayal, and a new understanding of friendship and family. Will their secret night stay just between them, or will the gossip ruin their lives?

Julep Darrow has one goal this year: keep her head down and make it through her preppy high school without getting sucked into the drama. But when she's forced into a reluctant partnership with Jamie Marlin-the charming new golden boy with more secrets than smiles-her plan unravels fast. The problem? They know things about each other they shouldn't. The kind of things that make staying away impossible. And the harder they try to keep their distance, the more tangled their lives become. Between late-night shifts at the convenience store, chaos at home, and a secret she's desperate to protect, Julep has enough to worry about. Jamie, meanwhile, might look every bit the perfect prep-school prince, but Julep can see the cracks no one else notices. His secrets don't match the polished act-and only she knows it. They're not friends. They're not anything. At least, that's what Julep keeps telling herself. Because if she's not careful, this year won't be remembered for the drama she dodged-it'll be defined by the one person she swore she didn't care about. ***First and foremost, this book is meant to bring back that old-school Wattpad energy I grew up on. It's not meant to be taken too seriously-it's fun, lighthearted, and a little nostalgic. If you've ever wanted to feel like you're back in 2012, binging Wattpad stories late at night, this one's for you.

They buried her father with a legacy soaked in blood. Now, they expect her to crumble. Lila Rousseau has never been just a daughter. Raised in the shadow of France's most feared mafia kingpin, she was trained not to flinch, not to fail, and never-ever-to fall in love. To her, love wasn't an emotion. It was weakness and weaknesses are never allowed. Now, with her father's ashes scattered over Étretat's cliffs and the crown of the Rousseau Syndicate resting on her shoulders, Lila steps into a world where men rule by fear and women vanish in silence. But Lila is no silent girl. She's fire. She's strategy. She's vengeance in silk. Enter Jace Durant. Spy. Liar. A man sent by Les Ombres, the rival syndicate, to infiltrate her world and tear it apart from the inside. He's meant to be her undoing. But when secrets ignite and enemies draw blood, he finds himself drawn to the one woman he was never meant to touch. In a world of smoke and daggers, power and deception, hearts aren't just tangled- they're weaponized. He was sent to watch her burn. She was born to burn it all down. Matthieu Laurent They buried his king beneath a storm of bullets and betrayal. Now, he stands beside the daughter who inherited the throne-and the chaos that follows her. Matthieu Laurent has killed for the Rousseaus. Bled for them. Lied for them. But protecting Lila was never supposed to feel like this. She's danger wrapped in perfume and defiance, and every time she looks at him, the man inside the soldier starts to burn. To love her would be treason. To leave her would be death. Now, with enemies closing in and lines blurring between loyalty and desire, Matthieu must decide- will he be her shield... or her sin? She was born to light the world on fire. He was made to burn beside her. ____ Started: 9th of August,2025 Finished: ? Give it a chance and you'd never regret! 😌

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

NO SECRET IS SAFE AT PRIMESTONE ACADEMY! Chisimdi's senior year plan was simple: Keep her grades up. Make new friends. Get a boyfriend... maybe Then the first secret was spilled. At the morning assembly, a mysterious figure reveals a classmate's deepest secret and chaos erupts. One by one, hidden truths unravel, and the students of Primestone Academy are left wondering: Who's next? With the principal refusing to involve the authorities and trust eroding among friends, Chisimdi realizes it's up to her and a band of unlikely allies to uncover the truth. But as they dig deeper, it becomes clear that everyone is hiding something-including themselves. Friendships will fracture. Old wounds will reopen. And with the clock ticking, Chisimdi must decide: Can she expose the culprit without her own secrets coming to light? SECRETS CAN DESTROY YOU. AT PRIMESTONE, THEY CAN RUIN EVERYTHING. Updated every Sundays and Wednesdays Started: 19th October, 2024 Completed: 1st November, 2025 MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKING #1 teenthriller (26/12/2024) #11 suspicion (31/12/2024) #11 amateur (10/02/2025) #4 projectnaija (10/02/2025) #4 yww (15/02/2025)

This takes place during the first season of Pokémon; Pokémon Indigo League. Ever forget something important and do everything you can to remember what that thing is? Well, so has Sallec. But in his case, he seems to have forgotten everything! With the aid of Ash and friends (especially a certain someone), he seeks out the lost memories of his past whilst making new ones. Starting off as a comic relief character, Sallec's character becomes a full blown side story, with his very own chapters dedicated to telling his story rather than Ash's journey.