Sarcasm Stories

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

Evangeline Lily Potter has spent her whole life being exactly who everyone expects her to be. Harry Potter's twin sister. Gryffindor golden girl. Top of her year. The girl who always has a sarcastic answer. She's clever enough to outsmart most people, stubborn enough to argue with the rest, and sarcastic enough to pretend none of it bothers her. It does. Especially when everyone insists she's just the other Potter. So when Hogwarts welcomes a new transfer in sixth year, she's fully prepared to hate him. Mattheo Riddle. Son of the Dark Lord. Quiet. Infuriating. Entirely too calm for someone with such an enormous ego. He always has an answer. Usually one she wants to hex him for. If Eva had a Galleon for every time he annoyed her, she'd probably own Hogwarts by Christmas. Their first conversation nearly ends in a duel. The second isn't much better. Then their private Defence lessons begin. Ancient magic starts reacting to them. Every lesson leaves Eva with more questions than answers. And a Professor seems far too interested in her magic, and Mattheo always knows something he shouldn't. He lies too easily. She notices too much. And neither of them can decide which is more irritating. As secrets buried long before they were born begin to surface, Evangeline finds herself chasing a truth that someone is desperate to keep hidden-even if it means trusting the one person she swore she'd never stand beside. Some legacies are inherited. Others are written in blood. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (27/05/26) 🥇 - #read (04/07/26) Nr 2 - #Hogwarts (30/06/26) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 3 - #legacy & #legacies (31/05/26) Nr 5 - #MattheoRiddle (30/05/26) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 6 - #Hermione (4/01/25) Nr 9 - #powers (02/07/26) Nr 9 - #enemies (03/07/26)

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

Under an un-government-recognized organization called: World Defense Agency, Agent Jade Holland is one of the top three agents in the organization. Having worked at the agency for one year, she gets called to the President of the company's office to be assigned a new mission, only for her to be told that she must work alongside agent Haze, who she despises. ALL CHARACTERS AND THE PLOT ARE MY ORIGINAL IDEAS AND BELONG TO ME ❗️

li·a·bil·i·ty /lī-ə-ˈbi-lə-tē/ (n.) 1. ​A person or thing whose presence or behavior is likely to cause disadvantage or risk. 2. ​What seven overprotective mafia brothers think their long-lost sister is. 3. ​The biggest mistake New York City underworld ever made. ​"I made a deal with the devil to save the only person who ever cared about me. Turns out, the devil shares my DNA." Seventeen-year-old Andi Lane didn't need a family. Surviving the foster system taught her to trust her own fists and absolute discretion. She is quiet street kid while secretly hiding a brilliant mind obsessed with criminal law-waiting for the day she can become a prosecutor. ​But her future plan shatters when her best friend, Leo, is framed for a multi-million dollar corporate crime by his billionaire boss. Facing twenty-five years in a federal cage, Leo is as good as dead. ​Until they show up at the Manhattan precinct at five in the morning. ​Six older brothers and an estranged twin: the Rossi family. Impossibly wealthy high-society elites, they present an airtight emergency custody order for Andromeda Rossi-the only girl born into their bloodline in generations. ​They want their long-lost princess. Andi just wants her friend's freedom. ​Believing they are nothing more than corrupt, ultra-rich corporate tycoons, Andi makes a high-stakes bargain with her brother: she will move into their sprawling New York estate and play the perfect sister. In exchange, the Rossi empire will crush the CEO who framed Leo. ​Her brothers think they've brought home a fragile civilian to shield. They think she's a liability. They have no idea she's analyzing their every move with the mind of an aspiring lawyer-and she has no idea their empire is actually the most dangerous mafia syndicate on the East Coast. ​The Rossis are about to learn that the only girl in the family is the ultimate threat to their secrecy. ​Started: 14th July 2026 Finished:

Misfits Winter Breeze Summers has spent her entire life believing that success is all that matters. With graduation around the corner and a future carefully planned by her parents, she has no time for distractions, especially not the classmates everyone else avoids. Then one final project changes everything. Forced to work alongside the school's untouchable golden boy, his sharp-tongued best friend, and the awkward loner no one bothers to notice, Winter finds herself pulled into a world she never expected. What begins as an assignment slowly becomes late-night study sessions, shared laughter, unexpected friendships, and feelings she never learned how to understand. But everyone is hiding something. A painful past. Impossible choices. Families that aren't what they seem. And a mystery buried years ago that quietly links their lives in ways none of them could have imagined. As old wounds reopen and long-forgotten truths come to light, five teenagers searching for completely different futures discover they may have been searching for the same thing all along... A place to belong. Sometimes the people who change your life aren't the ones you've known forever. They're the ones you never expected to find.

Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

A collection of poems that I have created. Ramblings of the heart. Torment. Painful goodbyes. Heartbreaks. Or simply night musings. Celebration of life, love and death or anything in between. Added chapter banners: 14 July 2026 Copyright © 2020 - 2026. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author.

A boy meets a girl in teen age... He falls in love with her. But she believes in being single and if loved then unconditional. His love is same. After a year they get parted and the girl got forcefully married to a king. Now let's know if they will get to love each other or there might be some secret hidden in both hearts.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It was a dark basement type place where he opened his eyes. Lights were flickering. He opened his eyes and hissed in pain.. Blood was all over him. Suddenly a sound of tak-tak-tak-tak came, and when the person was visible, he saw her........................... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ He thought she was just a little girl who was scared of dogs.... BUT Two Black Panthers, who were well known for eating their prey mercilessly, doing KATHAK on her fingertip😏..................

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.

Writing a letter to her future self was supposed to be harmless. Stupid? Maybe. Dramatic? Absolutely. Magical? Not even a little. At least, that was what Erielle Stevens thought before the mailbox at her father's beach house answered back. Now her future self is warning her to stay away from Elias Dunbirk, the annoyingly attractive boy she has spent years hating. Easy enough. Except Elias needs her help finding his missing sister. Except the people around Erielle are lying. Except the boy she thought she loved is keeping secrets. And except Elias, for some deeply inconvenient reason, is starting to feel less like a warning and more like the beginning of everything. Erielle wanted answers from the future. She should have asked if she was ready for them.

A team of experts tackling "impossible" missions across London and surviving them like cockroaches. The thing about cockroaches? Where there's one, there are more nearby, they consider each other family, and they are absolutely impossible to get rid of. Multi crossover fanfiction story with a lot of sarcasm and chosen family love.

Teddy Lupin has spent his entire life being the perfect boy. Kind. Responsible. Intelligent. Painfully committed to staying out of trouble. Natalie Torrence... has not. Responsibility? Questionable. Moral compass? Flexible. Criminal intelligence? Concerningly impressive. And yet, somehow, a hidden cave and a missing ring decide to drag them into the same mess. Which is unfortunate for Teddy. And significantly more unfortunate for everyone else.

Tall guy, short chick, in a modernish fantasy slice of the world, bickering is their love language. What else do you need to know? I have no concrete idea for the plot yet so enjoy the ride.

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

We are in the 2000s, years of golden age for pop, Y2K style, and in which icons were made. In a small village in Provence, two teenagers, Ems and Raffa, bestfriends from the day they were born, so different but that complete eachother, face teenagehood and discover new feeling and secrets. A supernaturally strong, sarcastic, aggressive, charming, and dangerously attractive captain of the volleyball team player who doesn't chase but attracts and who has the world on its knees and a calm, toughtful, athletic, handsome, obsessed with humanistic subjects blond boy who would follow her everywhere. Not a knight×princess trope, but an amazon warrior and her squire.

First of all, I'm not going to overpower my character. I'm not going to make some cliche kekkei genkai that allows my character to copy everything. She's not going to know every jutsu or have every chakra element. That's just stupid. She goes by the name of Ursa Ko, she was your basic lazy teenage girl who's antisocial, hates everything about everything except for her passion of art and anime. She had her life set to become a tattoo artist, everything was ready. So when this 18 year old girl got isekied into her favorite anime, she doesn't believe it. (Lol) To make things worse, she's somehow 13 again. So what will happen when this antisocial mess of a person meets her favorite characters. How will she react? But that's not the problem. How is she going to become the skilled ninja she always wanted to be, if she's too lazy? But is that the only problem? What if there's more to her life in the shinobi world than she expects? Plus with her personality, will she make friends or more enemies? DUN DUN DUUUNN! Follow Ursa through her journey of becoming a ninja!

💡 Ide original. Lucu. Satir. Kadang bikin ngakak, kadang bikin nangis. Kalau biasanya bully itu kejam, novel ini justru nanya balik: apa bully bisa jadi obat moral? Bayangin ada satu gerakan nasional aneh bernama "Tatapan Sosial"-cuma dengan melotot bareng, orang bisa bikin pelanggar aturan gemetar. Awalnya kocak, lama-lama jadi horor: fitnah menyebar, orang tak bersalah tewas, bahkan tokoh jujur pun dijebak. Dan dari semua kekacauan itu, muncul satu pertanyaan... 👉 "Balas dendam, atau memaafkan?" 📖 Sebuah kisah satir tentang viralitas, politik busuk, dan siapa sebenarnya yang layak masuk surga.

Best friends don't look at each other like that. Best friends don't think about it after. so whatever this is- it's definitely not just that. s2- july 20th ahh

𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐋𝐢𝐧 didn't live. She existed. With many names and identities, one sticks out above the others; The Right Hand to the Devil. The Underworld fears her. Her boss knows better than to try and tame her. Death crafted her. Hell shaped her. Murder gave her something to quench that thirst for someone's life slipping through her hands. 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 is a best selling author with a bank account that runs deep and looks that rival a Greek God, but no one knows him. He doesn't need anyone, doesn't want them. And after spending his life pretending to be the perfect gold boy, the machine of a writer, he's ready to waste away in his apartment. But with a single encounter with a woman and a gun, life doesn't flash before his eyes. It starts. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬. He's seen things no one should and she walked out of Hell with more scars than she can count. One of them will 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. The other will 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞.