Sarcasm Stories

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

Ellie is a 21 year old girl who suddenly dies in a dark July night, after months and months of investigation the police dismisses it but the killer sends the first clue to solve the case to Thomas, her boyfriend, and her friends. During the story between love, the fights and total desperation the boys get closer and closer to the answer. Are they gonna make it?

The Kingdom built by her father, destroyed by his daughter. The sword that she held, pointed at her. The puppet she played with, cut all its strings. Her ultimate strength becomes her very weakness. The beautiful chamber of the Princess, reduced to a Prison. Princess Cynthia of Vanevia was owed the Kingdom when she shall come of age. Standing in her way was the current rulers--King Marvin--previously advisor to the last King, the Princess' father--and Queen Merida--the mastermind. While thrown with anything to stop her ascension, the Princess faces many obstacles, which only made her stronger. Little did she know, fate had other plans. When the Princess loses heart, the beast within her surfaces. WARNING: Brutal Violence.

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

At fifteen, a Stilinski witch inherits her magic. At sixteen, it starts burning her alive. Everyone in Beacon Hills thinks Maeve Stilinski is the normal twin. While her brother Stiles chases dead bodies in the woods and Scott McCall tracks lacrosse balls with unexplainable reflexes, Maeve is content staying in her own social circle, complaining about Derek Hale's constant brooding, and keeping her best friend Lydia Martin grounded. But the night Scott is bitten, something shifts. A lightbulb explodes in Lydia's room, and Maeve's world goes completely dark. When Claudia Stilinski died of frontotemporal dementia, she wasn't just losing her memories-her brain was burning out from a hereditary magic gene that misfired out of control. Now, Maeve is sixteen, the static in her head is getting louder, and every flicker of her awakening power brings her one step closer to her mother's tragic fate. To survive the monsters entering Beacon Hills, Maeve has to master her explosive gifts before her own mind destroys her first.

She was never supposed to become part of his world!! Fatima Umar Kangiwa is stubborn, sarcastic, unpredictable, and never afraid to say exactly what is on her mind. Then she walks into Hammad Magaji's company. He's cold, intimidating, disciplined, and convinced that his word is law. She argues while he gives orders. Somehow, she becomes his PA. What begins as endless arguments, ridiculous errands, and two people constantly testing each other's patience slowly becomes something neither of them is prepared to name. But Hammad's world holds secrets, enemies, and betrayals. And when those enemies mistake Fatima for the one person Hammad would never willingly put in danger, she becomes a target. Now Hammad has to protect the empire he's built while keeping safe the girl who was never supposed to matter this much. Because sometimes, the most dangerous thing isn't falling in love. It's giving someone the power to destroy you.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.

Fenella Madden a fost întotdeauna prea mult. prea sinceră, prea independentă, prea reticentă la a se supune. Ca jurnalistă, ea urmărește adevărul cu aceeași flacără care a făcut-o neiubită de familia ei. Mire după mire o respinge, iar cu fiecare refuz, Fenella se simte mai puțin o fiică și mai mult o proprietate scoasă la vânzare. Până într-o noapte, salvează persoana greșită de la pierire. Din acel moment, Fenella nu mai este singură. Umbrele o urmăresc. Ochii zăbovesc, prezența veghează, tăcută și mortală. Un urmăritor. Anthony Quillan cunoscut lumii drept Avocatul Morții, trăiește o viață construită pe minciuni și umbre. Ziua, este de neatins. Noaptea, vânează chiar organizația care l-a distrus odată. Dar sub cruzimea sa calculată se afla un adevăr terifiant: Anthony este diagnosticat cu alexitimie, o afecțiune care îl deposedează de emoții. Și dacă rămâne nevindecatǎ, riscă să devină monstrul pe care îl disprețuiește. Disperat, face o alegere periculoasă. Căsătoria. Fenella devine experimentul lui. Tentația lui. Întruchiparea a tot ceea ce nu poate simți. Ea devine posesiunea lui legală de catifea. Dacă există un lucru pe care Fenella Madden îl urăște mai mult decât respingerea, este faptul că este posedată. Și când focul este prins în mâinile unui bărbat care nu poate simți... cineva este sortit să ardă. ⚠️⛔️Atenție ⛔️⚠️ Această carte conține conținut pentru adulți 🔞 destinat cititorilor cu vârsta de peste 18+ și peste. Se recomandă discreție din partea cititorilor.

Naomi Brooks has her life perfectly mapped out: crush senior year, lead the cheer squad to victory, and secure her spot in a top astrophysics program. What isn't on her star chart? Chase Archer. Her childhood neighbor, school troublemaker, star soccer player, and the absolute bane of her existence. He's arrogant, infuriating, and seems to live just to push her buttons. Chase has a secret: he's been hopelessly, embarrassingly in love with Naomi since they were kids. But how do you tell the girl you've spent years bickering with that she's your entire universe? You don't. Instead, you mask it with sarcastic smirks, relentless teasing, and an undeniable, territorial jealousy whenever another guy looks her way. As senior year throws them together from awkward study sessions and forced proximity in locked storage rooms, to stormy nights and unexpected sleepovers the gravitational pull between them becomes impossible to ignore. They are playing a dangerous game of fake hatred, but eyes don't lie. When the teasing turns into breathless tension, and the rivalry melts into late-night vulnerability, they both have to ask: what happens when you finally stop fighting the one person you can't live without?

She was supposed to be on vacation. Instead, she found herself watching a stranger through binoculars, waving at him from across the resort, and somehow becoming the subject of his curiosity. Raffaele De Rossi came to Greece for business. Taking over a resort was part of the plan. Becoming interested in the strange woman on the beach wasn't. Thalia is sarcastic, unpredictable, and far too curious for her own good. Raffaele is powerful, guarded, and used to getting what he wants. Neither of them knows just how dangerous the other can be. She thought she was watching him. She didn't realize he was watching back.

"Ellie?" he asked his eyes full of hope and regret. The name hit me like a bullet. but I didn't answer to it, because it wasn't mine. I kicked him in the ribs. because the mission is still in game. I need to obey the orders. I need to be the weapon, that I was born to be. but he was familiar. everything was. I looked at him one last time. "I don't know who you are." I said. but it hurts more than I want to allow myself. I pulled out a syringe and injected to him. It hurts too much to look at him. because they would ruin the last thing I have. I would lose myself? no... --------------------------------------------- People tend to call her the Red Ghost she hacks she kills she takes whatever she wants and what she is ordered. Because she's not there until it's too late. Because by the time you see her you're already dead. If you hear whispers of the red ghost make yourself a favour turn around and run. Because when she sets her sight on you. It's game over. You're already dead. oh who is she? ----------------------------------------- Ellie Light Stark is the daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts until one night Hydra got a hold of her and she never saw her parents again. she spent her childhood in the red room, and then in HYDRA again. she was taught to kill to not give mercy. And she didn't, never hesitated pulling the trigger. She was brainwashed experimented that gave her powers. she could wield water and electricity. one day she meets the Maximoff twins and she finally gets hope. they try to escape but they fail miserably. Avengers than save Ellie and she is save for the first time in years. After years she finally found her family, she's allowed to heal with the Avangers. But where are the Maximoffs? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TW: torture, experiments, scars , violence, strong language, blood, self harm, trauma, brainwashing, PTSD PS: I don't own any MARVEL characters, only Ellie

(Kuroo x Fem reader) Y/n L/n, a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience the full blown mix of school spirit, drama, tedious classes, and their ever growing pushed away feelings for each other. ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to marmar for the amazing cover of the book!!!❗️

Aysel Moren, the feared name today was once dearest to her brothers until that dreadful night of her 16th birthday when every ounce of love was snatched away from her. One moment, the Kingsley family was celebrating her only daughter's birthday, the other moment, Aysel and her five brothers were standing at their own parents' funeral. And the worst part? Aysel was blamed for it. Her face was caught in the CCTV camera. The family was already shattered and the last form of togetherness was also stripped away when they threw 16 years old Aysel outside their house. She pleaded and pleaded to the point that her voice cracked, her throat got soared. The brothers turned deaf ears to her pleas. That day, she not only lost her parents but her brothers too who have promised to be with her in every situation. She left. She knew her brothers won't even look at her, listening was still too far. Having struggled for years, she finally gained the power and rebirth from ashes under Moren's Mafia. The rival of Kingsley once upon a time. She vowed to never look back, until one day, she got the news of a bomb being planted in Kingsley's mansion. It took her every cell to convince herself that she doesn't care but a sister still exists inside her who has never fully stopped loving the men, she once called brothers. She saved them from the fire, treated their injuries inside her own house. And gives them exactly one month to regain everything they lost from the enemy who burned down their whole mansion, who also managed to freeze their bank accounts. They'll stay inside her house for a month watching her little sister all grown up, holding scars and secrets like a second skin. Will they be able to see her real broken state beyond the facade she carries everyday? Will the truth of that night ever emerge out? Read to find out "Thirty Days Under Her Roof". This is completely my story, my imagination. Copyright © 2026 by Alisha

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her? (Draft 1)

A young teen named Reese McKee lands a movie deal to act as the kidnapped daughter of an ex-Marine turned trauma surgeon. The only problem is the father is Jensen Ackles, the kidnapper is Jared Padalecki, and the Police Officer is Misha Collins. As they all bond in their rented house out in South Dakota, the boys learn that Reese doesn't live the life they thought she did. She has family secrets that eventually lead her to become part of their own families. Read the story of how an unfortunate beginning can lead to a promising ending. :) Please know that I do not own any of these people... I hope. Also disclaimer, if you are uncomfortable or are struggling with anorexia or anything mentioned, I am truly sorry as that was not my intent. You got this! TW: Graphic depictions of blood, some gore, mentions of anorexia, and anorexic behaviors. P.S. Highest Rankings: #1 in mishacollins and danneelackles somehow, so thanks y'all!

I'm writing this diary so I don't go insane. Every thought. Every memory. Every realization. The military sealed off our city. Our phones were confiscated. The fog grew larger. Would you go to hell for the person you love the most? I did. I ran in to save my dog.

One night. A split second is all it takes to change someone's life forever. For Scott Aldridge, it was having his last shred of hope taken from him. On a long road to redemption from his dark and embittered past, he later meets Lily Rezza who may be the key he was searching for all along. But when an old nemesis rolls back into town, bringing terror in their wake, Scott, Lily, and their friends will do anything to stop it, changing each and every one of their lives forever. However, what no one realized was that the past was already coming back with a vengeance. ✦ Book One of the Hathaway Chronicles ✦ Copyright © 2017 by L. M. Meadows

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/