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A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

"Wait, let me get this straight," she says, her voice rising. "You want me to get fat?" Alexander's face remains impassive. "Pregnant. So, yeah." Cara stares at him, searching for signs of a head injury or a hidden camera crew. Finding neither, she decides this must be his twisted form of revenge. "You're going crazy," she announces, grabbing her bag. "I'm leaving." She's halfway to the door when his words stop her cold. "Half a million dollars," Alexander says calmly. "Use it for your mom's treatment. The rest? I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, forced proximity, Fake relationships, and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... I assure you 100% humor,100% romance,100% crazy. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

Jessica Stanley had a plan. That plan involved finishing her junior year in Austin, finding a college with a reputable journalism program, and maintaining a tan that didn't look like it came out of a bottle. What the plan did not involve was her father's cliché mid-life crisis, her mother's subsequent transformation into a Zillow-obsessed man-hater, and a one-way ticket to the rainiest armpit of the Pacific Northwest. Now, instead of South Congress and breakfast tacos, Jessica is facing a town that looks like the "Before" picture in a Prozac commercial. Her mother is on a crusade to eliminate the "male gaze" from their lives, her wardrobe is woefully unprepared for 365 days of drizzle, and the local high school population appears to be composed entirely of people who think flannel is a personality trait. But Forks has secrets that even a cynical Texan can't explain away. Between the weirdly pale, suspiciously attractive siblings who treat the cafeteria like a runway and the brooding local boys who seem to have a personal vendetta against shirts, Jessica finds herself at the center of a narrative she never signed up for. Armed with a razor-sharp wit, a dwindling supply of dry shampoo, and a complete lack of patience for small-town nonsense, Jessica is determined to survive senior year. But in a town where the sun never truly rises, she's about to find out that some shadows are a lot more dangerous than a cheating ex-husband. Or: The one where Jessica Stanley is the Main Character, the Cullens are weird, and she's going to write a very scathing exposé about all of it.

FAKE DATING || ENEMIES TO LOVERS || GANGLEADER || Meet Emily Trotteville - the school's "Good Girl" with an aversion to trouble and a past she'd rather forget. When she walks in on her boyfriend cheating, love stops feeling safe. Enter Carter Grayson - expelled, infuriating, dangerously charming... and now her new next-door neighbor. She needs revenge. He's got nothing to lose. Fake dating seems harmless enough. It was supposed to be simple... until sparks fly, secrets surface, and just 'pretending' becomes impossible. Sharp banter, heated arguments, and glances that linger too long make ignoring feelings harder than ever. Secrets surface. Loyalties shatter. Hearts break. **************************************************************************************** "You don't hate me," he said softly. "I absolutely do." "No," he stepped closer. "You hate that I see through you." No, my heart whispered. What I hated the most was that he was right.

she's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 A bright-eyed nineteen-year-old with dreams bigger than the night sky and a heart soft enough to love every star in it. She wants to become an astrologist one day, even if everyone around her says her head's always somewhere in the clouds. He's a man of few words. 𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 The grumpy bar owner with an attraction for her. he doesnt know why he's so drawn too her. her horrible catch phrases or her corny jokes. the way she laughs or the way she looks at him with complete awe. They are complete opposites. She's warmth and light and endless talking. He's silence and shadows and locked doors. Hallie becomes the brightest star in August 's dark sky. she brightens his world while he protects her from his. because some orbits are destined to collide. And some people pull you closer long before you realize you're falling. *** "You're pretty," I murmur. Oh heavenly father if you were to kill me any second, please let that be now. Just give me all you got. It's either I die in the hands of this man now or in embarrassment later. Both are totally fine with me. The tall figure goes still. His head tilts slightly, like he's trying to decide whether I'm serious or just concussed. His expression doesn't change. Not a smile. Not a frown. Just...blank. Like the words don't register. And maybe they shouldn't have. Of course they shouldn't have hallie! He shakes his head and holds out a tattooed hand for me to grab. I hesitate for a second before slipping my fingers into his, and he pulls me up until I'm standing-not even half his height.

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #9 in blackwidow #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

Non-Disclosure, I do not own Harry Potter The classic world of Harry Potter is changed by the addition of one person. The origin of the most sarcastic force in the wizarding world. Morgana.

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✅ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Kushina and minato thought they weren't ready when a child came to their lives, they called him naruto and dropped him off at the orphanage, a year later, on his birthday, naruto was hiding when the kyuubi attacked , after it was sealed minato actually sealed it in his two new children, suki and banri, he split the fox into halves of both yin yang, but minato didn't want his twins to be thought of as demons, so for some holy reason that no one knows about, he said he sealed it in naruto, since naruto was no where to be seen in the village because he was hiding they believed him, so from then on he's had one of the worst lives while everyone at school makes fun of him, but what if while naruto uses shadow clones to save iruka, a person named Kai hyuga A.K.A. 'The ghost of the hyuga' saw him, and took interest , he was called the ghost of the hyuga because he thought that the hyuga could do more then just the gentle fist and because of that , he was cast out, but because of that he became a legend that he was the first choice to the fourth hokage , but declined, now he wants to train naruto, read and find out on the next episode of drag- never mind just read

❝ your heart and my heart are very, very old friends.❞ ~ Hafiz - ✨A collection of short stories waiting to be read✨ Grab onto your popcorn buckets and strap in for the ride! -

Veronica Scott thought she had it all - a career on the edge, a husband who was her calm. Until she discovered the truth. The man she loved was living a lie. Now, with secrets unravelled and trust shattered, Daniel's gotta fight to prove he's more than his shadows. Can he earn back the trust of the one person he never meant to hurt?

I saw him die. That's the problem Because the next morning, he walked into my class, stole my seat, and asked if I had notes from yesterday's lecture. According to the police, he's been dead for six months. According to the college, he's a perfectly normal student. According to me, somebody is lying. Now I'm stuck solving a murder with the victim himself. Between anonymous threats, suspicious classmates, family secrets, and one ridiculously annoying boy who flirts at the worst possible moments, things couldn't get any worse. Then another body turns up. And this time, the killer knows my name.

Y/n L/n, a 5'2 brown haired girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience lots of things- you will have to read to find out! ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to everyone!❗️

🌹Fate never gives you what you want unless you feel the sorrow and pain that is tend to occur no matter how much you try to avoid. There is never a state of equilibrium until every ounce of your soul experiences the harsh reality of not getting what you want. ❤️ What lies ahead in unknown, what is broken cannot be fixed. But, only when you know about the reality of the feel you get when the wait was worthwhile and it would not go in vain, you become unstoppable. ☺️ Everyone has their own destiny, their own purpose in life. When you know what to do, and you are totally sure about it, then go for it.....what happens later, let it happen and never think about the results, because life is all about accepting every outcome gracefully.....

Elijah Norman, the heir of Norman &Co, is the dream of every girl who believes in the phrase 'tall, dark and handsome'. At the age of 28, he's got it all. Money, looks, fame, and power, you name it and he has it, girls worship the ground he walks at and he discards them like tissue paper after giving them just a taste of himself and leaving them wanting more. Cold, dark, and arrogant he cares for no one except one thing, the position of CEO which comes with a price he doesn't want to pay. Happy, sarcastic, funny, and carefree, are the words that pretty much sum up Hannah Evans, She is the epitome of craziness and a total drama queen. Being the only daughter of a businessman, people expect her to be a rich bitch but often find her the complete opposite of the stereotypical image they've created, mainly because... she's a tomboy. Looking for her father's approval and trying to prove her worth in his eyes, is she willing to marry a complete stranger she hasn't even met? So join Elijah and Hannah in their journey to find out what fate has to offer. Note: give it a try and you won't regret it. Help my grow this story; vote, comment, share and follow. Your appreciation would mean the world to me❤️❤️ WARNING: It will contain occasional use of strong language, and explicit and mature content, also, this story has grammatical errors and typo mistakes. Yours Insanely: Copyright © 2019. All Rights Reserved

Milky Way is a constellation of poems stitched from moments of fragility, endurance, and quiet wonder. Each piece carries the intimacy of a diary; fragments of grief, resilience, and time's slow unfolding gathered like stars into a single sky. This collection lingers softly, offering readers a sanctuary where vulnerability glows and connection stretches toward the infinite.

────────────────── °❀⋆𝜗𝜚:･ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐱 "Don't get confused, Clover," he says, his voice as flat as a dial tone. "This is a business arrangement. Nothing more. Try to remember that before you start imagining things." 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗲 would do anything to escape the trap of her debts, but she never expected that she'd have to buy her freedom from her greatest enemy. 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 ruined her reputation years ago with a cruel lie, but now he offers a deal: two years of a fake engagement in exchange for financial security. But what happens when this purchased freedom turns out to be a golden cage, and only a thin line separates the fire of hatred from passion? [ male!oc x fem!oc ] © 2026 moonlitxie