Sarcasms Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥇 in scarletwitch 11/9/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

Fenella Madden a fost întotdeauna prea mult. prea sinceră, prea independentă, prea reticentă la a se supune. Ca jurnalistă, ea urmărește adevărul cu aceeași flacără care a făcut-o neiubită de familia ei. Mire după mire o respinge, iar cu fiecare refuz, Fenella se simte mai puțin o fiică și mai mult o proprietate scoasă la vânzare. Până într-o noapte, salvează persoana greșită de la pierire. Din acel moment, Fenella nu mai este singură. Umbrele o urmăresc. Ochii zăbovesc, prezența veghează, tăcută și mortală. Un urmăritor. Anthony Quillan cunoscut lumii drept Avocatul Morții, trăiește o viață construită pe minciuni și umbre. Ziua, este de neatins. Noaptea, vânează chiar organizația care l-a distrus odată. Dar sub cruzimea sa calculată se afla un adevăr terifiant: Anthony este diagnosticat cu alexitimie, o afecțiune care îl deposedează de emoții. Și dacă rămâne nevindecatǎ, riscă să devină monstrul pe care îl disprețuiește. Disperat, face o alegere periculoasă. Căsătoria. Fenella devine experimentul lui. Tentația lui. Întruchiparea a tot ceea ce nu poate simți. Ea devine posesiunea lui legală de catifea. Dacă există un lucru pe care Fenella Madden îl urăște mai mult decât respingerea, este faptul că este posedată. Și când focul este prins în mâinile unui bărbat care nu poate simți... cineva este sortit să ardă. ⚠️⛔️Atenție ⛔️⚠️ Această carte conține conținut pentru adulți 🔞 destinat cititorilor cu vârsta de peste 18+ și peste. Se recomandă discreție din partea cititorilor.

Karna opens his eyes. "I've been reincarnated into the Mahabharata again. Fantastic. Apparently, the universe looked at my previous life and thought, 'Yeah, let's run that experiment again.'" Because apparently, one lifetime wasn't enough. After living a modern Kaliyuga life and then experiencing the entire Mahabharata-including Kurukshetra and his own death-Karna has been reborn with the memories of both lives. Unfortunately, he's currently an infant being placed into a basket. Great. Now he has modern sarcasm, memories of the future, and firsthand knowledge of every disaster waiting ahead. This time, Karna knows how the story ends. And he's determined to change it. But destiny may not be as easy to rewrite as he thinks... Because some bonds, secrets, and tragedies have a way of finding their way back. This time, the Mahabharata will be different. And Karna intends to make sure of it. ☀️🏹

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

They were raised to hate each other. Aarohi Rajput knows on thing : NEVER TRUST A SHEKHAVAT Rudra Shekhavat knows better : NEVER LET A RAJPUT WIN But when someone declares war on both their families, they have no choice but to make a pact. A secret pact. A dangerous investigation. And a love neither of them was supposed to feel. Because sometimes the person you were taught to hate becomes the only person you can trust..

After Sadie Monroe's apartment is broken into and the only thing that's stolen is her dog, Milo, she ends up teaming up with her equal parts annoying and helpful neighbor, Bennett Willis, to get him back. Armed with clues in a demented scavenger hunt, half-baked plans, and pure determination, the two set off across the city to track down the world's weirdest dog thief, and maybe stumble into something a little more unexpected along the way. Because finding a missing dog? That's one thing. Finding a connection? Totally unplanned.

Some losses break you. Others accidentally rebuild you. At 35, Naomi thought her life was over the day she buried her husband. Walking into a grief support group was meant to be an exercise in surviving an empty house...until she met Theo. A single father whose sarcasm matches her own and whose grief mirrors hers, Theo isn't looking for a savior, and Naomi certainly isn't looking for love. Yet between shared silences, late-night text messages, and a fragile, unexpected friendship, they find themselves falling for the one thing they swore they'd never risk again. A slow-burn story about finding sunshine in the bitter dark. A/N: Thank you to Pinterest creators for supplying me with the background of the cover and all the aesthetics!!! Round of applause 😌

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

Sienna Whitmore has spent years perfecting her life on the ice. As one of Briar University's top figure skaters, she knows that success takes discipline, dedication, and control. The last thing she needs is a distraction-especially one in the form of Dean Di Laurentis. Briar's star hockey defenseman, number 66, Dean has a reputation for being cocky, competitive, and impossible to resist. He's used to getting attention everywhere he goes, and he certainly isn't used to someone refusing to give him any. Dean thinks Sienna is just another challenge he can conquer. Sienna is determined to prove him wrong. Because she knows better than to fall for a guy like Dean Di Laurentis. Except somehow, he might become the only exception.

Once every hundred years, the entire world holds its breath. When six planets align on the horizon, the gates of the Labyrinth open on the island of Xelior. Its rules have remained unchanged for thousands of years. Forty-nine men. Seven teams. One wish. One victor. Or so the legend says. For though hundreds of warriors, master weaponsmiths, and seekers of glory have entered the Labyrinth throughout the ages, no one has ever returned to tell the world what truly lies beyond its walls. Laryiena Baenor, a woman raised among the makers of legendary weapons and descendants of ancient heroes, believes that people are defined by the choices they make-not by laws created by others. But Lara's family has already chosen what her future should look like. They have even chosen the man she is expected to marry. As the next ceremony draws near, she will have to decide whether to accept the fate chosen for her, or dare to fight for a dream she was never meant to have: a place in the Labyrinth. But the Labyrinth has always chosen men-and Lara is not one of them.

Naomi Brooks has her life perfectly mapped out: crush senior year, lead the cheer squad to victory, and secure her spot in a top astrophysics program. What isn't on her star chart? Chase Archer. Her childhood neighbor, school troublemaker, star soccer player, and the absolute bane of her existence. He's arrogant, infuriating, and seems to live just to push her buttons. Chase has a secret: he's been hopelessly, embarrassingly in love with Naomi since they were kids. But how do you tell the girl you've spent years bickering with that she's your entire universe? You don't. Instead, you mask it with sarcastic smirks, relentless teasing, and an undeniable, territorial jealousy whenever another guy looks her way. As senior year throws them together from awkward study sessions and forced proximity in locked storage rooms, to stormy nights and unexpected sleepovers the gravitational pull between them becomes impossible to ignore. They are playing a dangerous game of fake hatred, but eyes don't lie. When the teasing turns into breathless tension, and the rivalry melts into late-night vulnerability, they both have to ask: what happens when you finally stop fighting the one person you can't live without?

A tale of two supreme demi-god rivals very sarcastic and mischievous ones, born in the mortal realm, who had sworn not to let each other live in harmony and serenity without the intrusion of the other, until fate took twisted turns. ******* Jelsa, the realms' most recognized weirdo, with extra-ordinary weird abilities of course who has lived in a magic boarding school with no idea of who his parents are or who pays his tuition, is set to be the destiny and the future of Hollows, the centre of magic and a place in which it was said magic was born. But our young hero can't do this alone for he needs the help of his rival, the proud Silver prince, a legend, with mythical abilities too and a warrior since his birth-how is that possible? I don't know- who is known for his enormous ego, arrogant in all his doings but still yet, smart. As these two set along on their Journey of both self discovery and that of fate, which never started well of course, they both discover connecting dots about their pasts, and a link. Defeating fairytale and mythical beasts, a bond is established, and journeying through the valleys brought new rays of ideas and hope, all for Hollows, and partially for them and their friends. But evil is never always easy to defeat. for our friends, it was a moment of challenge, weird test of loyalty, to themselves, and to their country. Friendships being put to the test as the darker days of Hollows approaches, much to the disarray of our friends. In all, we all know who will always win. But when that feeling of provincialism, of self righteousness, that always right attitude and inability to take good advice from people who you feel are under you, especially at the face of certain betrayals, trust is almost severed. Will our friends find a way of reconciliation, forgiveness and trust again to win this battle or will pride bring about the end of Hollows, magic, friendship and trust forever? ©2025 All Rights Reserved Paul Oyin.N Starr

"Ellie?" he asked, his eyes full of hope and regret. The name hit me like a bullet. But I didn't answer to it, because it wasn't mine. I kicked him in the ribs. Because the mission is still in game. I need to obey the orders. I need to be the weapon that I was born to be. But he was familiar. Everything was. I looked at him one last time. "I don't know who you are," I said. But it hurts more than I want to allow myself. I pulled out a syringe and injected him. It hurts too much to look at him. Because they would ruin the last thing I have. Would I lose myself? no... --------------------------------------------- People tend to call her the Red Ghost; she hacks, she kills, she takes whatever she wants and what she is ordered to. Because by the time you see her you're already dead. If you hear whispers of the red ghost, make yourself a favour: turn around and run. Because when she sets her sights on you. It's game over. You're already dead. Oh, who is she? ----------------------------------------- Ellie Light Stark is the daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts until one night Hydra got a hold of her and she never saw her parents again. She spent her childhood in the Red Room, and then in HYDRA again. She was taught to kill an not give mercy. And she didn't; never hesitated to pull the trigger. She was brainwashed experimented that gave her powers. She could wield water and electricity. One day she meets the Maximoff twins, and she finally gets hope. They try to escape, but they fail miserably. Avengers then save Ellie, and she is saved for the first time in years. After years, she finally found her family; she's allowed to heal with the Avengers. But where are the Maximoffs? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TW: torture, experiments, scars, violence, strong language, blood, trauma, brainwashing PTSD PS: I don't own any MARVEL characters, only Ellie 🥇 In Hawkeye 2026

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping again," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why are you like this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

Some destinies are inherited. Others are survived. For eighteen years, Leilani has lived behind castle walls as the future of wolfkind, protected by a title that has always felt more like a prison than a privilege. But when she finally steps into the world beyond the gates, she discovers that freedom comes with a price. An unexpected bond. A pack hiding more than it reveals. Enemies who have been waiting far longer than she realizes. As old rivalries awaken and forgotten truths claw their way to the surface, Leilani learns that not everyone wearing a smile is a friend, and not every monster wears fangs. Some people are fighting to protect the future. Others are willing to destroy it. Before she can become the leader she was born to be, she'll have to discover who she can trust... before the pieces of her world shatter beyond repair. Because sometimes the most dangerous thing isn't being broken. It's discovering who broke you.

The hero communicates. The heroine overthinks. He's her boss, the billionaire CEO. She's the employee who would rather debug a spreadsheet than admit she's falling for him. Their families? Already acting like this romance is a group project. And the author... well, I enjoy everyone's suffering equally. Between office drama, banters, shameless flirting, domestic disasters, mystery, heartbreaks, healing and a dangerously healthy relationship... Two stubborn hearts quietly become each other's safest place, rewriting everything they thought they knew about love. He has the money, the power and absolutely no business being patient with her. She has sarcasm, overthinking and a spectacular talent for making one emotionally stable man question his life choices. Neither planned for this. Sleep is temporary. This slow burn isn't. And yes... I fully intend to make you laugh before emotionally ruining you again. You're welcome. 🔞⚠️ This book contains mature content intended for readers aged 18 and above. Reader discretion is advised.

An LGBT novel. THE ROAR OF THE CHEERING CROWD. Val Wash is one her school's best soccer players. She's charming, smooth talking and can get out of trouble with ease. At least that's how it was in the past, but now her heart's affection refuses to release its target, her straight best friend. THE ENCHANTING SUMMON OF THE DESIRED. Naomi Johnson has always loved men. Lately, certain passions have risen that muddle her love for her boyfriend and lead her down a path she has never tread. IT'S THEIR FINAL YEAR AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP GROWS UNSTABLE. What will happen when the girls appeal to their innermost wishes? Can their friendship last through the chaos that accompanies their senior year? Copyright © edanmorez, all rights reserved. Do not reproduce. (If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/user/edanmorez))

Madison Vale was supposed to survive senior year. Not the apocalypse. She had plans. Cute ones. She was the most popular girl at Westhaven High, had a social life people envied, and already had big plans for what came next. Then people started biting each other. Now she's running from the dead in platform boots, collecting survival rules she never wanted, and somehow stuck in highschool. The world might be ending. Madison still has standards. And if she's going to survive this, she's doing it her way.

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.l