Sarcasms Stories

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

(COMPLETED) In Her Shoes Duology #1 Being kidnapped is never pleasant. It might be when your kidnappers are billionaires mistaking you for their runaway daughter who looks very much like you. [200,000 - 250,000 words]

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

if destiny once tied them together , it can also make them apart!~ They fought destiny once - and won. But what happens when love itself becomes a mystery to solve? Lavika and Akshit's marriage is a mix of laughter, late-night coffee, and arguments that end in hugs. Until one secret file turns everything upside down. Old memories, hidden truths, and a twist no one saw coming. Because sometimes, the person you trust most... is the one hiding the biggest secret. A STORY BY AUTHOR LILY!~

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

A crown comes with duty. A heart comes with choice. Prince Flynn has always known his future is not his own. A royal wedding is being prepared for him, and the kingdom waits for its next king. But Flynn's heart refuses to surrender. So he begins living a life no one would ever expect, one filled with risk. Then he meets a villager,Elizabeth, strong and burning with hatred for everything the crown stands for. She is not afraid of princes, and she would never bow to a throne due to past generational occurence. Whispers of betrayal echo through the palace halls. Hidden enemies watch from the dark. And Flynn must fight not only for the throne, but for the girl who may never forgive him.

Hikaru Hinata is polite, organized, and painfully quiet-a girl who drifts through life letting others push her around. Transferring to Karasuno High doesn't change much: upperclassmen still tease her, classmates still misunderstand her, and loneliness follows her like a shadow. Then there's Kei Tsukishima, sharp-tongued, observant, and impossibly sarcastic. He notices what no one else does-the quiet strength hiding behind her docile exterior. Between teasing, awkward tension, and the chaos of Karasuno, two very different personalities slowly learn to challenge, protect, and maybe even... fall for each other. cover art made by me!

Is the first love the true love, or the true love simply the first? Ornela Ademi, a girl marked by fate, throws herself headfirst into what may be her own ruin or perhaps only into love. Azrael Gashi, her refuge and at the same time the man she tries to escape from. With a single lie, he stole her light. But can his truth help her find it again, or has his darkness already taken hold?

I was supposed to be sacrificed to the God of Death. Instead, I broke a crystal older than time and accidentally bound myself to him. He's not pleased. I'm still not sorry. Now Keane won't leave my side until he figures out what I did-and I can't get rid of him long enough to stop a prophecy that's about to ruin my brother's life. Which means I'm stuck traveling with Death. He's quiet. He's dangerous . And he definitely doesn't trust me. Unfortunately for him, I'm not exactly the obedient sacrifice type. Unfortunately for me... I might be starting to like him.

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

Exploring abandoned places sounds exciting until the floor collapses, a pigeon explodes out of nowhere, and every noise sounds like a ghost. Urban Exploration for Cowards is the survival guide for people who love creepy places but also love staying alive. Learn how to explore smarter, safer, and with just the right amount of paranoia. Because bravery is overrated. Caution gets you home.

Hi everyone , I just write some random things about myself or other topics . It's like YouTube but on Wattpad . These chapters are like a part of my digital diaries . I hope they bring you comfort and laughter . ♥️♥️♥️ Disclaimer , I don't own this picture , I found it on pinterest and added the title . All rights belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement intended.

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

"Just date him. It'll fix everything." Kendall doesn't lose. Not in school. Not in life. Blake? He's cold, cruel... and somehow always in her way. They argue. They insult. They plot revenge. And then her mom overhears the perfect disaster. Fake dating. Rules. Pride. Sparks. Two rivals. Forced together. One lie. A hundred reasons it shouldn't work. But here's the thing... The more they fight, the more... it's not just a lie anymore. Enemies. Banter. Teasing. Fire. The lie that loved them... might just burn everything down. Trope Guide- ♡ Fake Dating arc ♡ Slow burn Romance ♡ Protective But Emotionally Guarded Male Lead ♡Bold Female Lead Glow-Up ♡ Academic Rivalry ♡ High school drama 🥇#1 #sharpbanter [05-02-2026] #14 #sarcasm [05-03-2026]

Conspiracy or Spirituality?! Does it even matter? Toby, Day 20 behind bars: "If someone had told me that my own voice could betray me, I would've laughed in their face. Right up until the moment I stood in the middle of a Ironport courtroom and heard myself-my actual voice-confessing to a multi-million dollar crime. My lawyer??? Ugh, someone cook him for me, please. If he utters one more worthless sentence, I'm going to disown him right there in front of the judge. Usually, stray bullets hit people randomly... but apparently, I'm the only target in the room. I'm like a human bullseye. Why do you guys keep taking aim at me?! WHYYYY??!!!" [Note from Author: Profanity and explicit language will be replaced with symbols such as *** or %*^&&.] DISCLAIMER / AUTHOR'S NOTE This story is a work of fiction. All names, characters, organizations, locations, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, political entities, or existing conspiracies is purely coincidental. The narrative explores complex themes including geopolitics, technological warfare, and spiritual conflicts solely for entertainment and speculative purposes. It does not reflect the author's personal views on any real-world individuals or institutions. Reader discretion is advised: Maintain your own discernment between fiction and reality.

Eiris Frost, Daughter of the Ice Queen and the King of Winter, wasn't an ordinary girl. Little does anybody know, she knows how the story goes. How it all ends. It was her favourite thing to watch, so of course she knew. Some things go the same, but then weird dreams and hidden mysteries start to unveil. She starts to hear about forgotten secrets and prophecies, and things escalate fast.