Истории Sarcastic

Hermione Granger was back for her final year at Hogwarts along with the rest of the Golden Trio. And guess what? The Ministry of Magic has decided to pair everyone up and marry them off to one another. Nothing problematic in that, right? Also, did I mention Hermione is paired up with Draco Malfoy? Yeah, real fun. Now for the big question - Will they fuck or will Hermione throw herself off a cliff? [Lowkey a crack-fic] Out of the six awards this book was entered in, it won: 1ST PLACE IN THE LIFE ELEMENTS AWARDS 2ND PLACE IN THE BLACK AND GOLD FLAMES AWARDS 3RD PLACE IN THE ECA AWARDS BEST TITLE IN THE SAVANT AWARDS Highest Rankings. #1 in dramione out of 14.1K (18.4.2026) #1 in fanfiction out of 914K (23.9.2020) #1 in dramione fanfiction out of 3.17K (21.4.2026) #9 in draco malfoy out of 31.1K (24.9.2020)

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

Ich versuche die ganze Zeit zu beweisen, dass es nicht echt ist... und habe nie geprüft, ob es das vielleicht doch ist. La Push ist falsch. Menschen lächeln auf Beerdigungen. Der Wald hört nachts nicht auf zu leben. Und irgendetwas bewegt sich dort draußen - näher, als es sollte. Luna passt hier nicht rein. Sie ist sarkastisch, schnell gereizt und eigentlich nur eins: überfordert. Doch ignorieren funktioniert nicht mehr. Nicht, seit sie Seth begegnet ist. Er ist ruhig, geduldig - und Teil von etwas, das Luna nicht verstehen will. Etwas, das sie lieber weiterhin für unmöglich halten würde. Aber egal, wie sehr sie sich dagegen wehrt: La Push lässt sie nicht los. Und der Wald beobachtet sie längst.

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." While everyone was getting drunk at school, parties, anywhere... wait- did you think I was different? Yeah no, I'm on the same boat. Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, she only cares about specific things and for some weird reason feels very passionately about everything. Her top five though, is a different list. That she wins MVP more than Hayden, her pet swan- Eden, her should-drop-out-dirtbag best friends Brynn and Jandsen... and last but not least- her kitty Riley! Though, she is an extremely academic and sporty person. No one gets in her way. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 (Gray) 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. Maybe he likes reading, who knows? He's too private. But suddenly it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!" Spoiler Alert: they're not enemies, just horrible rivals

Annoying That's what they think they are.

𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝖼 𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗏𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗀𝗒.

✨ Duet 1: Where it all begins... and nothing is simple anymore. "It was never loud. Never obvious. Just... there." ᡣ𐭩 Ruchika Mehta doesn't like confusion. She likes answers. Clear ones. Defined lines. Certain feelings. But then there's Kartik Arora- A boy who speaks less, notices more, and leaves things unfinished... like he expects her to understand anyway. They don't become friends overnight. They don't fall in love in a moment. Instead- it's late replies that somehow matter, small arguments that last longer than they should, glances that feel like questions, and silence that says too much. Between chaotic friends, classroom conversations, and moments that feel a little too real- Ruchika starts noticing things she can't explain. Why does it matter when he's late? Why does it feel different when he talks to someone else? And why does everything feel... incomplete when he doesn't finish what he starts? This isn't a love story. Not yet. It's about the space before that. Where feelings are confusing, jealousy doesn't make sense, and "almost" starts to feel like everything. "Because I wanted you to stay." "You're not replaceable." Some stories don't begin with love. Some stories begin with almost.

This is personal writing. Not a debate. Not a discussion. Not open to fixing. Read if you want. Leave quietly if you don't.

ꕤ｡˚⋆ Silly girl x sarcastic mafia man ꕤ｡˚⋆ Grumpy x sunshine (a little?) ꕤ｡˚⋆ Age gap ꕤ｡˚⋆ Found family ꕤ｡˚⋆ Very silly but wholesome ꕤ｡˚⋆ Short Story

Rudra is a big fan of the cold coffee at 'The Caffeine Times' (He's also a big fan of the sassy but sweet waitress who serves it to him but he won't admit it). book 2 of the 'as sweet as sugar' series UPDATES : MOSTLY STARTING IN APRIL

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

If you ever wanna meet a boy who is the spitting image of an actor, you might wanna pick another dream. Pretty boys don't always have such a pretty personality. Leander may have a cute face and a rockin' body, but he certainly is not the "southern gentleman" he claims to be. He doesn't think much of Kodi, either, not that she's distraught over it. Though she can't imagine why he would up and decide to hate her, either. Just when you think you're done with the small town of Lewisburg, Tennessee, there's another story that needs sharing. Leander and Kodi are an odd couple....perhaps that's why they aren't a couple at all. But perhaps people aren't always what they seem. [NOT a sequel to "Missed Me, Missed Me. Now You Gotta Kiss Me]

"Would you like some coffee with your sugar?" "Sounds like something someone with a pH of 2 would say." "Diabetic." "Acidic base." "That'll be $3.20." *** Some people think your coffee order says a lot about you. Andie Bishop takes her coffee with three pumps of syrup, a double shot of espresso and just enough milk to not burn her tongue: sweet, but strong. Scott Tyler takes it black: no frills, no fuss. Straight-forward. A little bitter. Looking at it like that, it makes a lot of sense. But Scott could use a little more sweetness in his life, and it wouldn't hurt Andie to do things the easy way sometimes. Opposites attract alright, but sometimes the clash is too much. Can the bitter barista and the over-the-top undergrad make it work? Or are some things just... not meant to bean? Puns, coffee, puns about coffee and belligerent sexual tension - what more could you want? Caution: contents may be hot. [highest rank: #63 in humor]

Dani Comer wasn't like any other girl, in fact she shouldn't be called a "girl". Dani loved to look for trouble, hurt boys, then get chased by who she hurts. It was a "dani" thing. As far as anyone knew, she had never been romantically acquainted with anyone before. But when her best friend dares her to spend four days with four guys who might have the hots for her, she's left with no choice. Four days. Four guys. One girl.

2023. That's when it all began. The infection. The spreading of the infection. The chaos. The screams. The bodies. Everything happened so fast, people were racing against time. A group of 5 try to find the only thing that can save humanity; a cure. Running into many obstacles and finding out that one of the members are infected, will the group be able to stay together through thick and thin?

Ella Fox has a normal life. She works at a coffee shop, has 'good friends', and average grades. Since her dad is on work trips and her little brother is rebellious she doesn't have time to spend with her friends. Then out of the blue her friends drop her. Her coworker, Carrie invites her to a party where she meets Felix, a shy but snarky boy who also happens to be in the same circle as her new friends. Ella's determined to solve the mystery that is Felix Bennett, and a few others...

Enhle King was a sarcastic simple girl from a small town until one day when her mother got a promotion but that also required her to uproot her life to a new city that will bring challenges to her simple life. Devan Avery was the most arrogant, egotastic person you would ever meet he had everything from wealth, fame and he was also handsome and he knew that but he wasn't a player. Join me in this journey to know how this two different individuals get to know each other

Alex, Tess, and Meg were best friends. Once upon a time they were absolutely inseparable. Then Meg moved to Hollywood. Now she's back three years later, just in time to realize just how many crushes, injuries, and small triumphs she's missed. Alex, and Tess aren't the funky little thirteen year olds they were when she left either. Nope, they grew up when she was away, and now they're worrying about boys, and dating, and image, and all that fun stuff. So when Meg crash lands back into their life emotions get a little confusing. Especially when Alex's long time crush falls for Meg, Tess finally gets the boy she's pining over only to find out he may not be such good news, Meg's brother hits on Tess, Alex turns down one of the only guys whose ever been in love with her, and a couple people end up in the hospital. Ya, it's a mess, but if anything can get them through it it's their friendship. Too bad that's in shambles too. Cover by @mortars

Ivan's fairy-tale-obsessed father has already married off his siblings through various enchanted disasters. Now it's Ivan's turn. But instead of a princess or a talking wolf, he pulls a naked, cursing, aggressively unhelpful young man out of the sea - who claims to be the Golden Fishy. Three wishes. No refunds. And he wants to go home. A comic fantasy about family, luck, and learning that some fairy tales talk back.

22-year-old Emery was already feeling directionless before the pandemic hit, and now that it's in the midst of the spring of 2020, things couldn't get much worse. She's laid off, single, and living with her older sister's family while dealing with her annoying (but also kind of cute) sister's brother-in-law, who's always hanging around. She wasn't prepared for any of this. But the thing she's LEAST prepared for? Motherhood. **If you're looking for a SLOW BURN romantic story, this is the Wattpad book for you!** Content Warning: mentions of depression, discussion about suicide, pregnancy, sexual situations Cover created with Canva Pro. © Kate Marlene 2022