Sarcastic Stories

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

What if Lorelei Gilmore had twins Rory and Cilla. Rory was the smarter twin out of the two, more reserved and liked to read. Cilla on the other hand was not as smart, she's a party girl and a trouble maker. What happens when both girls have to choose between multiple boys throughout the years without knowing it? Enjoy Cilla's life in the quiet town of Star's Hollow or as she likes to call it Sleeping Hollow.

Dear Reader, If you've opened this book because you're bored... Congratulations. It's just random stuff I find oddly boring and want to make them fun :3 You're about to read the collection of unfortunate hobbies, questionable decisions, and true stories of someone who got so bored she accidentally studied psychology, made her own Uno deck, and started arguing with a tennis ball. Don't ask about the uneven Uno cards, I tried my best. Enjoy. Read also: 1. How An Only Child Loses Sanity 2. Professional Overthinker Since 2012 3. How I Became Roommates With A Freezer Coming soon: 1. I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Mondays

START: JULY 24 , 2026 END: ? Silverford Academy - Isang super exclusive, high-end high school para sa mga anak ng mga bilyonaryo, pulitiko, at mga henyo sa bansa. Seryoso ang lahat, bawal ang bagsak, at pinatatakbo ng isang napakahigpit na Student Council. ARIA "RIA" SUNSHINE MENDOZA (The Gemini Paradox) Angel face, clever mind. Pure mystery, hidden intentions. Sweet smile, complex games. The silent achiever, the psychological mastermind. Looks like a saint, plays like a winner. Fails the exam but owns the room. Never backs down and never plays fair. The beautiful puzzle that no one can solve. The ultimate challenge for the elite. AT ATING SAMAHAN ANG NAPAKA GULONG KWENTO NI ARIAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A MYSTERIOUS , FEMALE LEAD, RIGHT? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*2026

A website that was inspired by a website, first started off as a place where people could compliment each other, but after the developer read the feedback from the users, he decided to change the website into Only Haters. The name of the website was exactly what the website was used for. People could join lives and bully the person that was streaming. There was only one rule on the website from the start till now: You must send over £100 to the streamer every time you send a message. Being rude is more tempting than being nice online.

When Eris Seriah Tan and Connan Radley Yu met... their paths met again and again like fate wants them to meet, beyond the universe. In unexpected places, in circles of friends she doesn't think that Conrad is a friend of one of her circle friends, a shared elevator ride, moments that feel to deliberate to ignore. No matter how far she runs, the universe seems intent on pulling her back.

🃜 🃚 🃖 🃁 🂭 🂺 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊... It's 2021 in New York. Kai Blake wakes up after being the only survivor of an explosion, with no memory of his life before and the people that were in it. It's 2021 in Rio De Janeiro. Luca Moreira wakes up after being the only survivor in an explosion, with no memory of his life before and the people that were in it. It's 2021 in Paris. Sofia Laurent wakes up after being the only survivor of an explosion, with no memory of her life before and the people that were in it. Three explosions in three random cities. Three survivors. Three lives erased in the same breath. Yet, beneath the smoke and ash, something inside them stirs. Something powerful. Pulled from their magician lives by a man named Michael Cross, they are given a choice: grieve through magic, or become weapons of it. ⚠︎ ⚠︎ ⚠ Bianca and Alexander Hale were never meant to be remembered as villains, as children of the Obsidian Directive's creator, or as indestructible soldiers who couldn't die even when they should have. They were supposed to be remembered as heroes. But history twisted their story into villainy, and the world already had its heroes. The Hales want their name back. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖎𝖙... 🃜 🃚 🃖 🃁 🂭 🂺 Welcome to "The Rewritten Magicians" . The spin-off story of "Heart Hunter". DISCLAIMER: This story contains: - Drinking, - Mentions of mental, physical, and verbal abuse, - Mentions of blood, - Mentions of weapons, - Strong language, - Torture and killing. If you get easily disgusted by any of these things, please read this story with consent and at your own risk.

Ruelle's family gave her away when she was only three, growing up surrounded by lies and abuse, with no memory of her past. She built walls so high no one could break through. Her biological family apparently have many secrets that suddenly sets Ruelle in major danger. Ruelle discovers she has six older brothers, and none of them are thrilled about her return. Tension and secrets lurk in every corner. Can this fractured family find a way back to each other, or will the truth tear them apart forever? In a world where loyalty is tested and trust is scarce, Ruelle must decide if she's ready to break down her walls, or if some secrets are better left buried.

"You can't just appear in my bedroom dramatically every night like you're the phantom of the opera with anaemia."

Book 1 of the IRON ANTHEM series #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) You..." I whispered, my voice barely there. His eyes landed on me. "You've got to be kidding me..." he muttered under his breath. "Oh HELL no!" I snapped, stepping back. "Not you. Anyone but YOU " "Are you joking father," he said, looking straight at his father. "This... this is the girl? This is the girl you wanted me to marry?" "THIS GIRL?!" I gasped. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you expect someone who will faint at your feet and bow to you?!" "Well ...... yes" he said flatly "Now to think about it you totally deserved that slap, cuz i have never met a sick and arrogant asshole like you before" I muttered. "You assaulted me," he said calmly while crossing his arms. "I DEFENDED MYSELF!" I fired back immediately. "This is ridiculous," I muttered, pacing. "I refuse. I absolutely refuse. I am NOT marrying a narcissistic, bathroom-invading, ego-with-legs!" "And I'm not marrying a violent, dramatic, loud-" "Finish that sentence," I warned, turning sharply. He smirked. "Crazy woman." He said snorting under his breath. My eye twitched. "Oh, you're dead," I said sweetly. (This is not the real chapter multiple parts have been removed.😅) Read for more😉 ************ Scarlet Davidson is an adventurous girl who wants nothing but to be happy. But a single reckless mistake and her life is turned upside down, She is betrothed to Jay K,the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner, The band leader of her favourite boyband, and......and the same bloody man she slapped for barging into a female washroom. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. He is control, she is chaos. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can they both survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

AOUTHOR NOTE:NOT LIKE THE OTHER ISEKEID VILLAINESS THE VILLAINESS HERE IS THE TWO-FACED BITCH NOT HEROINE AND THE VILLAINESS HERE IS NOT RECRINATED INTO A CHILD "Hi, my name is Hyun-ok I'm rich,smart,self loving,money lover,popular,pink lover,narcissistic, Always top at school,overdramitic,unbothered queen and a baddie who doesnt care of others who talk behind her back" "suddenly i became the villainess,Serene Lucia Clementine. Serene Lucia is rich,not very smart,annoyingly clingy,over obsessed with man who doesn't even like her And everyone hates her and criticizes her that's the effect for her attitude Even her brothers hate her " "Ahhhh....fuck thats messed up" "Ehh...whatever let me just enjoy the money💰 ,man fuck the male leads" ⚠SWEARING ALERT AND SASSY FEMALE LEAD COMMIN TRU NOT MY BOOK COVER "Other people opinions of you is none of your business" -Robin Sharma Sorry if its short and my grammar is bad cause english is not my first launguge its my first time writing soo.......No hate and No Shade just Facts

Just what is says in the title. Best description ever.

Hilarious Insults and Comebacks for those annoying creatures who don't know how to shut their mouths! Warning// If you're easily triggered or offended then I suggest you leave it from here because this book contains some mean statements. (The pictures and cover picture used in this story do not belong to me!) Disclaimer: Some parts of these comebacks are actually from my brain while the others are from books or random social media posts. So please don't come after me.🙏🏼

When all was at peace, I knew it wouldn't last long. family of chaotic evil worst is yet to come...

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be a hot-obot called Optimus-Fine" "You're such a dweeb, Stilinski"

Izuku Midoriya is fed up, to say the least. Katsuki isn't liking the new attitude all that much. [BKDK Slowburn]

In a future where technology reigns supreme, society places absolute trust in Match ❣-an AI app boasting flawless accuracy in pairing soulmates. But when Rebora, a chaotic artist who thrives on spontaneity, and Elio, an ultra-structured data analyst allergic to surprises, are matched together, they're both convinced it's a glitch. Determined to prove the mistake, their disastrous first meeting confirms their suspicions. Rebora's chaos clashes spectacularly with Elio's meticulous world of precision. Ready to complain, they're instead pulled into an irresistible offer: spend one month testing their compatibility for a hefty payout from Match ❣. What follows is a whirlwind journey filled with underground concerts, quirky art shows, futuristic gaming adventures, and heartfelt debates about life, love, and the beauty hidden in imperfection. As walls crumble and hearts open, Rebora and Elio find themselves transformed-each learning that what they thought was a flaw might actually be their greatest strength. But just as they're falling for their beautifully mismatched chaos, the truth emerges: their pairing was indeed an error, a rare glitch in the perfect system. Now, faced with uncertainty, they must decide: trust their heads-or their wildly unpredictable hearts? Packed with laughter, swoon-worthy romance, and a sharp critique of society's overreliance on technology, Perfectly Mismatched is a heartwarming story about embracing life's delightful imperfections. It's a compelling journey that proves sometimes the best match is the one you never saw coming. Will you let fate-or the algorithm-decide? Dive into a romance that promises to make you laugh, cry, and fall in love with love itself.

Raylee and Milla are from a tragic back story resulting in villainous behaviour. Raylee is an illogical 18 year old who suffers from depression. Milla and Raylee are sister's who stick together through thick and thin. Although Raylee is Jurassic and outrageous, Milla is reasonable and understanding. Milla is 23 years old and was adopted by Raylee's biological family.

As we walk to the table my heart stopped beating. Okay, not literally, I didn't fall on the floor and die, but you get what I mean. I saw a guy. Okay, that sounds a bit stupid. He has messy brown hair, sea green eyes, oh and his smile, it could make you melt inside. Yeah, I know, a lot of information about a guy whom I saw literally two seconds ago, but then again, I am very weird. "Hey guys, this is Arya and Kyle" I gulp and then say " hey". Not in a nice, normal way, but in an awkward way. Ugghhh. "Hey, I'm Will" he smiles. Did I mention how cute his smile is? Wait, did I just call him cute? Ugh. What is wrong with me? I never get crushes. I for one have read far too many books on heartbreaks, and I don't plan on crying because some asshole decides to cheat on me. -_-_-_-_-_-_- Arya and Kyle Oxy are your everyday British twins who attend high school. Well, they were until they have to move all the way to America due to their dad's job! They end up becoming best friends to some of the most popular students that attend their high school. Will they end up loving it there? I mean they have each other, what could go wrong, right?

Riley Gilmore is only ever herself around the people she's comfortable with. In any other situation she would just been known as the shy brunette girl who sits at the back of the classroom observing everyone else. But what happens when everything starts to change. Stars hollow, Chilton, jess, Harvard, Yale , Logan, moving out and trying to become more independent. Is it a good thing or will it ruin everything shes worked for. .....................