Sarcastic Stories

Valentina Nova Romano, A 16 yrs old with a terrifying past that can make any grown up man shudder. Her ravishing icy blue eyes are just as hollow as her soul. She was found on the steps of a orphanage when she was 2 years old. She was adopted countless times but she either got kicked out or she ran away. She never stayed in one place for too long. Her friends are the only family she had or that's what she thought? What happens when her recent Foster parents dies in a car accident. And she find out that she have a father and 6 FREAKING BROTHERS,who happened to be the third strongest mafia family. ~~~~~~ Romano family was devastated when their only mafia Princess was taken from them, they tried everything to find her, but it was like she vanished from the face of earth. So what happens when one day they got a phone call that change their life for better. They finally get their bambina back but she is not the same girl she used to be, is she? Will they break her icy walls? Will they be able to protect her, or is it too late? Will they be able keep her save ? Did I mention that she is a dangerous assassin and a fighter who never lost ? Or that she is also a Mafia Queen who built her own empire on her own? Will she trust her family? Add a hot heir of Spanish mafia in the mix? What will happen? ~~~~~~ WARNING * Mature themes * Strong language * Torture * Abuse * Self harm,drugs, smoking, alcohol ~~~~~~ Don't copy my work. © copyright The pictures used in this story are NOT MINE. Also english is not my first language. Comments are welcome but don't write mean comments. I write for fun, so I don't have updating shedule but I'll try to update once in a week. ENJOY

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, but she only cares about two things- that she wins MVP more than Hayden ever has. I mean- it's a rather public bet that she wins more than anyone, including Hayden. And then her pet swan- Eden. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. But suddenly it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!"

तेरी मेरी गल्लां हो गयी मशहूर कर न कभी तू मुझे नज़रों से दूर Some love stories are loud. This one happens quietly between long nights, unfinished conversations, and feelings no one wants to name. Vedika Sharma comes to college with clear rules: focus on her dreams, protect her independence, and stay away from complications. Especially the kind that come wrapped in confidence, privilege, and a dangerously calm smile. Shivansh Singh Rathore has never chased love. Raised with responsibility and expectations, he believes control is strength until a sharp-tongued, disciplined girl from a completely different world challenges everything he thought he understood. They start as enemies. Then become friends. Then pretend to be something they're not. But fake relationships have a habit of turning real. And some bonds are forbidden not by society, but by loyalty. Set in Jaipur, this is a college love story filled with friendship, sarcasm, chaos, slow-burn romance, and nights that stretch longer than they should. Because some stories don't end in heartbreak. They end in waiting. ************************************************** Some love stories don't begin with promises. They begin with long nights, unfinished sentences, and feelings that arrive quietly... and stay. ************************************************** के रातां लम्बियां रे कटे तेरे संगयां संगयां रे

Rudra is a big fan of the cold coffee at 'The Caffeine Times' (He's also a big fan of the sassy but sweet waitress who serves it to him but he won't admit it). UPDATES : MOSTLY STARTING IN APRIL

Sarah wants nothing to do with Tyler-the school's cocky bad boy who's made her his favorite distraction. She hides behind books and sarcasm, building walls he has no business climbing. But Tyler doesn't back off. Now he's on a mission: to make her see herself through his eyes... and maybe, just maybe, get her to fall for him too. She was a mystery he longed to solve... but he lost pieces of himself with every page.

A flower winks at me... suddenly a fairy appears??? A story based on the anime Sugar Apple Fairy Tale and its characters!!!

All Rose wanted was a simple way to make money. Instead, she got Jeon Jungkook. STORY COMPLETED ON 20/11/2020

Megan Clarke knows how to work hard and play even harder. Ever so casual about it, she has shamelessly had her fair share of encounters in people's bedrooms. Without ever thinking of settling for one guy, promiscuous Megan finds herself in a bit of a bind when a young, ambitious lawyer is challenging her in ways that can only keep her focused on him. She gets caught in his mischievous little trap and now finds herself feeling things that she's not ready to feel again. Her hard exterior will need to be softened for the sake of her budding new romance. Maybe even for the sake of a third party who just happened to come along at the wrong time. [3rd installment of the #WhenAWomanWalksSeries] ©2022, K.R.W. Malete, All Rights Reserved. *unedited*

It's been 2 months since the war with gae and percy was finally going to try to live a normal life but ofcourse the fates had other ideas for him. Perseus jackson has fallen on S.H.I.E.L.D'S radar and they are convinced he is a terrorist. They want to capture him and question him. What will happen when one of the most vicious and powerful being has declared war and becomes their most dangerous enemy yet. They have to work together to defeat him but at what cost.....? I don't own any of these characters except the ones I introduced my self.This is just a fanfiction. The characters are from marvel studios and rick riordon Approximately 23,727 words

Y/n had been prisoner to the galra for years now. she'd become well feared and respected. newer people often pity her. that always made her angry so she'd show them not to. she was the strongest of the prisoners and because of this she was often chosen to fight in gladiator matches. being half cat gave her heightened senses and physical abilities, paired with the harsh training that she received from the Galra and torture from Hagar, made her very strong. But things change the day someone is put in the cell beside her. He just wouldn't give up on being friends with her. She always tried to ignore him. she thaught he'd give up. he never did. and one day they escape together.

If you ever wanna meet a boy who is the spitting image of an actor, you might wanna pick another dream. Pretty boys don't always have such a pretty personality. Leander may have a cute face and a rockin' body, but he certainly is not the "southern gentleman" he claims to be. He doesn't think much of Kodi, either, not that she's distraught over it. Though she can't imagine why he would up and decide to hate her, either. Just when you think you're done with the small town of Lewisburg, Tennessee, there's another story that needs sharing. Leander and Kodi are an odd couple....perhaps that's why they aren't a couple at all. But perhaps people aren't always what they seem. [NOT a sequel to "Missed Me, Missed Me. Now You Gotta Kiss Me]

Dazai Osamu fleets for his life after a tragic event and gets found by Mori, the leader of the Port Mafia. After exellng in all of the acceptance tests, Dazai meets his partner in crime, Chuuya Nakahara. Bonding an unbreakable partnership, spending time together until ... leading into the broken flight. WARNING This is my own imagination and most things in this story is NOT canon in the Bungo Stray Dogs reality. Please dont come at me And this story is a competition with a friend

"I am not good with advices ......Can I interest you in sarcastic quotes? "

Where a student has the telephone number of his teacher. Taehyung: Good Morning professor, I'm Taehyung, I have to ask you something Yoongi: Is it about the task I assigned you? Tell me. Taehyung: yeah... are you single?

I've known Liam Carter since we were six years old. He knows exactly how to get under my skin. I know exactly how to push back. In a city where reputations are built on grades, pride, and pretending you don't care, Liam and I are locked in a rivalry neither of us can escape. We fight in classrooms, trade insults like second nature, and pretend the tension between us is nothing more than hate. But hate doesn't linger in glances. And it doesn't make your heart race. As senior year tightens the space between us, lines blur, tempers snap, and feelings neither of us wants begin to surface. What starts as competition turns into something far more dangerous-something neither of us is ready to admit. Because the opposite of love isn't hate.

fierrochase is the best ship in the whole world and if you disagree pls go and have Racheal hit you with a blue plastic hairbrush.

A little book filled with comebacks, insults and jokes. Enjoy.

A collection of cool things to do, say and other things. This book makes you cool. Read this, and you won't regret anything. This book has it all, insults, funny things to do to your friends, teachers and in public! You won't regret it!

"What is your secret?" Meet the not-so-normal 17 year old Olivia Beckham. A junior and new student at Darwood High School, she just wants to graduate and finish school. Olivia has moved more times than she can count, and is used to starting anew everywhere she goes. She has a secret that she must guard so she is not forced to start again, in another place. But when she meets the mysterious Ian her barriers start to fall down and she starts to open up to him. Will her secret stay hidden? Or will she be forced to move away again? ... AUTHORS NOTE IN PART 8: {ABOUT HIATUS} Thanks for reading! -Hannah <3

𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓮? "in her defense, he was the problem..." Clarette Pagen, or shall I say Lady Clare, is the eldest daughter of the Duke and Duchess. Clare is to have an arranged marriage with the monarch, Prince Calim, and expected to move to a new country. How can she be in line for the throne when she can barely get herself out of bed! Clare isn't that type of woman- she'd rather make her life actually useful, read books, than to ever be in a love story- or be controlled by a man. Knowing no one would really care, she finds an escape plan. Clare decides to shove her favorite books in her satchel rather than her status and finally escapes from the world of ballrooms and proper etiquette. On her path to nowhere, Clare gets startled by a man in the woods. Honestly? He was just riding a horse looking for apples. Couldn't've done much harm. Flynn Arakot, a confusing Irish-British man who likes horses, apples, and apparently also insulting her shoes. By the time Flynn shows her his home- things didn't go exactly right, you can say his reaction to her being noble is self explanatory. Forced to live in close proximity, two worlds clash together. One where curtsying was completely necessary, and the other throwing acorns at random people was for fun. As Flynn would say, what on God's green earth is going to happen to them?