Sarcastic Stories

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

Mairead "Mair" Callahan and Austin Post were supposed to make it. They fell in love in high school-messy, reckless, and all-consuming. She was his steady, his safe place. He was her wild, the dreamer who made her believe in things she never dared to before. They survived distance-Mair leaving for college, Austin moving to LA to chase his music dreams. Through late-night calls, long stretches apart, and the growing weight of his fame, they held on. Until they couldn't. When Mair moved to Utah to be with him, she thought they were finally building their forever. Instead, she found herself isolated, drowning in the shadows of his success. And then she found out he cheated. Heartbroken, she left-fast, without a second thought, absolutely shattered. Looking back would have destroyed her. Then she found out she was pregnant. Now, their lives are forever tied together, but Mair refuses to let Austin too close. She keeps him at arm's length, determined to protect herself from more heartbreak. But Austin has never been one to give up easily, especially not on her. This is a story about love lost and found, about mistakes, forgiveness, and the messy in-between. Because some love stories don't end, they just take the long way home. *MATURE THEMES & TOPICS*

You're staring again," he murmured without looking up. "I'm not," I said, even though we both knew I was. He turned his head slightly, those blue eyes flicking toward me - calm, calculating, and just a little amused. "Then stop memorizing my face." "Maybe I'm just trying to figure you out." "Good luck," he said quietly. "I haven't even figured myself out yet." Naomi didn't mean to notice him - the quiet boy who spoke like every word cost him something, whose hands looked like they'd learned to hold both violence and tenderness in the same breath. But Samuel Kings had a gravity to him, the kind that pulled you in before you even realized you were falling. His twin, Samantha, was the opposite - sharp, poised, and frighteningly still. She didn't speak unless necessary, and when she did, it was like a scalpel - clean, precise, and leaving a mark. "Emotions are a weakness," she told Naomi once . "Then why do you look sad every time he smiles?" Naomi asked. Samantha's gaze lingered for a moment too long before she turned away. "Because I know how it ends." The Kings twins arrived like a storm no one saw coming. They were beautiful, strange, and impossible to ignore. And for Naomi - the scholarship girl just trying to survive another session - they changed everything. One moment she was laughing with her best friend under the sun, and the next she was standing in the rain, realizing her heart had started keeping time with his. You make everything complicated," she whispered. "You make everything matter," he replied. But beneath the quiet smiles and the charged glances, there were secrets - The kings weren't running from trouble; trouble followed them like a shadow. "You can't save me, Naomi." "Then I'll stay with you until you save yourself." "You shouldn't." "I already did." Because some people don't just change your story; they rewrite it entirely. He was ink, she was light. Together they left star shaped like constellations

River has never fit into her pack. She's blunt, stubborn, and hides herself in baggy clothes, wanting as little attention as possible. So when she discovers that Kieran-the confident, put-together Alpha-is her mate, her first instinct is to reject him. But Kieran doesn't accept her rejection. He sees something in River she can't see in herself, and he refuses to walk away. As they're forced to cross paths again and again, River begins to realize that denying the bond might be harder than she thought... and that Kieran might be the one person who truly understands her.

Ryder Russo. But most people call her 'Temper'. Tough. Rebellious. Much more of a fighter than a lover. Literally. She has a number of suspensions. Along with major anger issues. She has a past that she hides and a mask to shield her emotions everyday. She's a girl who doesn't take shit from anyone. Grayson Jones. Player. Badass. Can make any girl fall for him in an instant. No one dares to question him. No one dares to stand up to him. He has trust issues. Along with a horrible at home life. He's a boy who won't let anyone in. This is not your typical love story. Where a shy nerd falls for a bad ass player, and they end up falling in love. Nope. This story contains hate, anger, and a lot of eye rolls. Can a few secrets and revealing nights change their views on one another, or will they both continue to hide secrets that are never meant to come out? For these two head butting teens, love is a fight. #2 in Fighter - 12.21.20 #2 in Boxing - 12.21.20 #1 in Rebel - 1.19.21

Veronica "Vee" Romano isn't the type of girl anyone writes love songs about. She smokes behind the bleachers, cuts class when she's bored, and has a comeback for everything. She's been a Pink Lady since before it meant anything - Rizzo's right hand, tougher than she looks, quieter than she lets on. Then summer ends, and Danny Zuko shows up acting like the king of Rydell. He's slick, loud, and impossible to ignore - and unfortunately, Vee already knows him better than most. They've had history, the kind that doesn't get talked about in the cafeteria. While everyone's watching Danny chase Sandy, Vee's the one who sees through him - the one who doesn't buy the act. But the more he tries to change for someone else, the more he starts finding his way back to her. She's not his fantasy. She's his reality.

Hallie's sarcastic, witty, stubborn and badass personality filled with attitude and hatred of people telling her what to do, catches the interest of three teachers at Willow's School. Mr Grey - A strict maths teacher, possesive and short tempered but has always been there for his students and is described by everyone as an amazing teacher. Has a tough exterior but a warm heart. Mr Diossi - A spanish musician who plays the piano beautifully. Loves having a laugh and winding his students up. A big child. Mr Jones - Once a former proffesional rugby player now a p.e teacher. Always working out and is as stubborn as Hallie, never taking a no for an answer and constantly pushing boundaries that are not meant to broken. The question is who will steal Hallie's heart? Started the 19th of Feburary 2022 - ?

"Let's get married," he said. For a moment, I thought he was joking-but the look in his eyes told me otherwise. It's not that I don't have feelings for him-because I do, feelings stronger than anything I've known-but I don't know how to handle this attraction. "Let's not rush things. We've only known each other a short time. Let's just go with the flow and see where it takes us, okay?" I said nervously. I knew how he could react when it came to matters involving me-and I didn't want to experience that storm again. "You know I'm a very ambitious man. I've always been determined to achieve what I dream of... and you, my watermelon, are my dream. I'll give everything to make you mine and mine alone. Even you can't stop me from that," he said, staring straight into my eyes. Well... I'm fucked, I thought to myself. Raine Anaya Evans The word optimist describes her perfectly. A girl stepping into university life, craving the freedom she's longed for, exploring new experiences, and discovering new emotions every day. But love? Falling for someone? She's not ready for that yet. The strong, independent girl everyone knows hides a secret: she's insecure when it comes to matters of the heart. Phoenix Aron Ruene Aristocratically charming suits him best. A man who's been heartbroken but still gives his all to the people he loves-his family, especially his sister, is everything to him. When Phoenix meets Raine while planning his sister's wedding, there's an instant connection between them-one neither can deny . this is my first story and English is not my first language so please forgive the errors.The plot is from my deepest imagination. please don't copy it then I'll just have to hunt you down.(hehe) happy reading. (The first few chapters are a bit short but it gets better I promise, give my book a try)

(Y/N) is just a very normal, nice, and caring person. She loves her family AND social media of course, but the day she met Stuart...well that was the day everything changed. Stuart Twombly x reader

When life gives you a serial killer, give him a nervous breakdown. There's a serial killer in town. Unfortunately for him, there's also a necromancer. I'm not a hero. I'm not a cop. I'm not even trying to help. I'm just your friendly neighborhood necromancer - bringing people back from the dead because it's funny. Every time the killer strikes, I resurrect his victims. Now the town thinks they're seeing ghosts, the killer's losing his mind, and I'm having the best time of my (undead) life. Sure, I could stop him. But why would I, when I can make him question his entire reality instead? After all, revenge is overrated. Psychological warfare is way more entertaining. 🪦 Copyright Notice: © 2025 Aria Rae. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except for brief quotations used in reviews or critical articles. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

When you audition for a singing role, you didn't expect to meet your favourite band! But what you also didn't expect is that they would be fighting for your love!!!! Twists & turns, love rivals and battles. Also, someone dies at the end x so come along and read the greatest fiction of the century, where you get to fall in love with the chipmunks and be a massive hoe! it's a great adventure, come and join! with my amazing grammar, you'll be so immersed, you'll cry after reading it because you'll become depressed that it's not real! (this is meant to be ironic, but i dunno when ironically writing a chapter of an ironic love triangle everyday crosses the line into borderline creepy)

𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓮? Clarette Pagen, or shall I say Lady Clare, is the eldest daughter of the Duke and Duchess. Clare is to have an arranged marriage with the monarch, Prince Calim, and expected to move to a new country. How can she be in line for the throne when she can barely get herself out of bed! Clare isn't that type of woman- she'd rather make her life actually useful, read books, than to ever be in a love story- or be controlled by a man. Knowing no one would really care, she finds an escape plan. Clare decides to shove her favorite books in her satchel rather than her status and finally escapes from the world of ballrooms and proper etiquette. On her path to nowhere, Clare gets startled by a man in the woods. Honestly? He was just riding a horse looking for apples. Couldn't've done much harm. Flynn Arakot, a confusing Irish-British man who likes horses, apples, and apparently also insulting her shoes. By the time Flynn shows her his home- things didn't go exactly right, you can say his reaction to her being noble is self explanatory. Forced to live in close proximity, two worlds clash together. One where curtsying was completely necessary, and the other throwing acorns at random people was for fun. As Flynn would say, what on God's green earth is going to happen to them?

Kade and Estella are bitter rivals-on and off the rink. Neither willing to back down. But hate doesn't stand a chance when everything starts to shift. "You say you hate me, but do you?" he says, smirking. "Yes, I do," I growl through gritted teeth. "Even if I do this?" His hand moves-slow, deliberate-from the back of my thighs to between my legs. And he feels it too. That I'm wet for him. Two rivals. One game. A secret. A deal. Find out what happenes next!

A peek into the 'Oops' and 'YaYy' moments in a hijabi/niqabi's life. Join the ride to the street of awesomeness and share few giggles.

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

You mostly see Pokémon truth or dare and I wanted to do something new...something different! And I also realized there was no Naruto truth or dares so I thought this will not only be entertaining but funny! I hope you enjoy my book!

This is about a father and son having fun everyday and their mom getting angry as the story goes on the mom gets Angier and angreier

[Humor #115 / Teen Fiction #158] - 13/4/14 "Jane, did you hear? Noah Flynn is back." "Noah who?" ~ Jane Doe isn't a murder victim. She's a bitchy head cheerleader-to-be with a secretly nerdy brain and a secretly-er hopeless romantic heart. Noah Flynn isn't holy -- unless of course you're talking about his looks. He's the kind of boy who gets into fights, curses like the devil and ... owns the world's most adorable gray kitten? She needs to learn that finders aren't always keepers -- especially when it comes to a certain not-so-stray cat. He needs to be taught a few lessons on love -- preferably by having his head bashed in with a hardcover romance novel. A bitchy head cheerleader, a bastard of a bad boy and the world's most adorable kitten smack dab in between -- what could possibly go wrong? ~ "We fall in love. We don't rise in it." - Noah Flynn

Two sisters , Ruhanika aka ruhi and elder sister aadhya love eachother a lot but 10 years ago they lost their parents at a car accident. The younger sister ruhi thought that her father's elder brother killed their parents unintentionally and being angry with this, she stayed without talking to them for five years and as soon as her school got over, she went to London to complete her studies and become a lawyer. The elder one was in India , Her mother wanted that both of them should see each other's marriage and now her elder sister was about to get married. will ruhanika will come to India after 11 years?? will the truth of her parents death come out?? what will be happen if ruhanika will come to India?! will aadhya will get married? What will happen for ruhi!? Will ruhi got her life partner, her love of life?? stay tuned to know!! everyone please give love and support..my last story got enough views but I want this story to cross 2-3k views please..i hope u all like it...this is not a serial , movie or anything's fanfiction this is my imagination's story i hope u all will support this story and give love!! thank you 😊😄

~A crackfic of sorts. Enjoy! 😈 You know how we all have that voice in our head, guiding us and helping us to make our everyday decisions? Some of us have more than one. Some of us have a whole bunch. And they don't always see eye to eye... ~In which I shall introduce you to the many mini-Kats that make up my brain and true, full personality, because outward appearances can be VERY deceiving. Believe me, my mind isn't nearly as calm as the rest of me! 😅💀 This will be a series of oneshots, published as time and inclination allows, (to prove that I HAVE, in fact, been working on stuff) plus, (of course) a character list. ~Join me and journey into the vast depths of my mind, hoomans, to see what kind of chaos goes on deep inside of my brain! 😹