Sarcastic Stories

Ruelle's family gave her away when she was only three, growing up surrounded by lies and abuse, with no memory of her past. She built walls so high no one could break through. Her biological family apparently have many secrets that suddenly sets Ruelle in major danger. Ruelle discovers she has six older brothers, and none of them are thrilled about her return. Tension and secrets lurk in every corner. Can this fractured family find a way back to each other, or will the truth tear them apart forever? In a world where loyalty is tested and trust is scarce, Ruelle must decide if she's ready to break down her walls, or if some secrets are better left buried.

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

If I die it's my brothers fault. Corey Routledge is John b's older sister, though she vanished off to Hawaii to live her life with adventure she seems to be forced back into her childhood home at the outerbanks with her brother after her fathers disappearance. Expecting to go back to her old life with much disappointment, it all seems to flip around once its all faced with adrenaline, confusion and hidden treasures

Two families, one wedding, countless shared moments-and a love story that was always hiding in plain sight. 📖✨ Ananya and Sanjay begin as family friends connected by a wedding, teasing, funny banter and sarcastic comments. What follows is years of friendship, laughter, missed chances, family drama, and quiet acts of devotion that slowly grow into something neither can ignore. It Was Always You is a heartfelt slow-burn romance about two people who spend years denying their feelings-only to discover that the person they've been looking for was beside them all along.

START: JULY 24 , 2026 END: ? Silverford Academy - Isang super exclusive, high-end high school para sa mga anak ng mga bilyonaryo, pulitiko, at mga henyo sa bansa. Seryoso ang lahat, bawal ang bagsak, at pinatatakbo ng isang napakahigpit na Student Council. ARIA "RIA" SUNSHINE MENDOZA (The Gemini Paradox) Angel face, clever mind. Pure mystery, hidden intentions. Sweet smile, complex games. The silent achiever, the psychological mastermind. Looks like a saint, plays like a winner. Fails the exam but owns the room. Never backs down and never plays fair. The beautiful puzzle that no one can solve. The ultimate challenge for the elite. AT ATING SAMAHAN ANG NAPAKA GULONG KWENTO NI ARIAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A MYSTERIOUS , FEMALE LEAD, RIGHT? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*2026

At thirty-six, Hazel Remy has stopped expecting romance to find her. By day, she manages supply chains. By night, she becomes a competitive Valorant streamer with a sharp tongue, loyal viewers and no patience for reckless teammates. Her life may be predictable, but at least it is hers. Then her family signs her up for speed dating. Hazel arrives expecting one awkward hour with a harmless stranger. Instead, the moment Syrus Nev speaks, she recognizes him as the faceless player who ignored her calls, ruined her match and followed her into her Twitch stream just to provoke her. Neither of them is willing to leave first. What begins as a disastrous date becomes a reluctant rematch filled with bruised pride, unexpected honesty and an attraction neither wants to admit. But Syrus is still hiding behind more than a username, and the closer Hazel gets to the man beneath it, the more she wonders whether their meeting was truly an accident. Some opponents are easier to defeat than understand.

"This diary...it's YOURS?!" I looked at the girl in front of me. Silky blonde hair tied up in a sleek ponytail, school uniform perfectly ironed, spotless white tennis shoes. I stared back at her face, shocked but with her trademark haughty frown. It was hard to believe that SHE of all people held that tear-stained diary... *** Aston and Jennifer have been gunning for valedictorian since they arrived at Riverside High School. Aston's the quiet kid who no one cares about unless it's exam time. Jennifer's the queen bee who has it all together - she just needs her grades. They were practically destined to be rivals, right? So when Aston accidentally mixes up his chem notebook for Jennifer's top-secret diary and gets to reading, he's...shocked by what he learns. Not only does he realize that Jennifer's life isn't as picture perfect as he thought, but also that...maybe they have a lot in common, actually? And then everything falls apart. Secrets come out. Second-guesses are made. Betrayals ensue. And at the end of it...Can Aston and Jennifer move past the secrets and become more? Kudos to @yutoadachi for the story idea!

When Eris Seriah Tan and Connan Radley Yu met... their paths met again and again like fate wants them to meet, beyond the universe. In unexpected places, in circles of friends she doesn't think that Conrad is a friend of one of her circle friends, a shared elevator ride, moments that feel to deliberate to ignore. No matter how far she runs, the universe seems intent on pulling her back.

"Well what if I didn't want to?" Liam asked "Well then... go f*ck yourself," Ara shouted. ------------------<♡~~♧~~♡>----------------- Arabella Stone She is a typical twenty two year old girl who has a PhD in sarcasm . Work's as a waitress in the best catering services available in New York however she manages to fire herself from that job. She is a rule breaker/not follow instructions. She hates rich people and designed clothes whether short or long. No one can rule over her. She is like a queen in the sarcastic world Liam Brown He is twenty six year old most eligible hot bachelor, the CEO of one of the best fashion designing company in the world. He is not exactly a playboy although he fulfill's his desires. He hates ruler breakers and those who try to out-think him. No one can rule him. He is like a King in the business world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Arabella and Liam find themselves thrown into business and sarcastic worlds respectively, they both start laying fiery paths for each other that has no destiny designed for either of them. Only that the path is full of argument, sarcasm and a jot amount of challenges. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS BOOK CONTAINS MOCKERY WHICH IS PURELY MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE AND NOT TO HURT SOMEONE PURPOSELY. Right not this book is on hold so don't expect any update.

Book 1 of the IRON ANTHEM series #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) You..." I whispered, my voice barely there. His eyes landed on me. "You've got to be kidding me..." he muttered under his breath. "Oh HELL no!" I snapped, stepping back. "Not you. Anyone but YOU " "Are you joking father," he said, looking straight at his father. "This... this is the girl? This is the girl you wanted me to marry?" "THIS GIRL?!" I gasped. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you expect someone who will faint at your feet and bow to you?!" "Well ...... yes" he said flatly "Now to think about it you totally deserved that slap, cuz i have never met a sick and arrogant asshole like you before" I muttered. "You assaulted me," he said calmly while crossing his arms. "I DEFENDED MYSELF!" I fired back immediately. "This is ridiculous," I muttered, pacing. "I refuse. I absolutely refuse. I am NOT marrying a narcissistic, bathroom-invading, ego-with-legs!" "And I'm not marrying a violent, dramatic, loud-" "Finish that sentence," I warned, turning sharply. He smirked. "Crazy woman." He said snorting under his breath. My eye twitched. "Oh, you're dead," I said sweetly. (This is not the real chapter multiple parts have been removed.😅) Read for more😉 ************ Scarlet Davidson is an adventurous girl who wants nothing but to be happy. But a single reckless mistake and her life is turned upside down, She is betrothed to Jay K,the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner, The band leader of her favourite boyband, and......and the same bloody man she slapped for barging into a female washroom. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. He is control, she is chaos. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can they both survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰? Only one could end up in such a situation- Violette. Violette Lacy Winchester's only goals in life are simple: take care of her swan, keep her friends on line and in school, win MVP's more than Hayden, and last but not least- annoy Hayden till his core. People might view Hayden Grayson Walter as the 'cocky boy who smirks at people' but who Hayden actually is? The poor boy can't even smirk! His goals are simple: win MVP more than Violette, get good grades, blah blah blah. But soon, ice hockey season starts up and after wrestling eachother (we can talk about that later), Hayden ends up frantic at Violette's window. With Violette's pride and dignity on the line, who knows what she'll say. But when fate's already written destiny on a paper, can she really get out of it? -♡- cute clean romcom with sports (such as ice hockey, basketball, etc) and real personalities!! :> Spoiler alert: they are rivals do not expect them to drown eachother or something 😭 (UPDATINGGG AGAINN!)

When all was at peace, I knew it wouldn't last long. family of chaotic evil worst is yet to come...

"You can't just appear in my bedroom dramatically every night like you're the phantom of the opera with anaemia."

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Maganda ang simula ng araw nang mag kakaibigan na Ashlyn Blair Sanchez, Kira Mendez, Haisley Zamora and Everleigh Collins na mas kilalang "Amazona Girls". Pero nag bago ang lahat nang pumasok sila sa Royal Kingdom Academy masaya nga sila dahil classmates parin sila. Pero pag pasok sa room nila ay kasunod nilang pumasok ang isang grupo ng mga lalaki na tinatawag na Cassinova boys na binubuo nila Jayden Sugimoto,John Dalton Malik ,Kristoffer Villoria and Sean Valdez . At halos wala pang isang buwan ay todo na ang pag paprank ng cassinova boys sakanila Mag babaitbaitan na lang ba ang amazona girl ?? o lalaban sila pabalik sa mga cassinova boys at gagamitin nilang ang kanilang mga kamalditahan? may mabubuo bang pag iibigan sa pagitan ng dalawang grupong ito?

Riley Gilmore is only ever herself around the people she's comfortable with. In any other situation she would just been known as the shy brunette girl who sits at the back of the classroom observing everyone else. But what happens when everything starts to change. Stars hollow, Chilton, jess, Harvard, Yale , Logan, moving out and trying to become more independent. Is it a good thing or will it ruin everything shes worked for. .....................

🃜 🃚 🃖 🃁 🂭 🂺 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊... It's 2021 in New York. Kai Blake wakes up after being the only survivor of an explosion, with no memory of his life before and the people that were in it. It's 2021 in Rio De Janeiro. Luca Moreira wakes up after being the only survivor in an explosion, with no memory of his life before and the people that were in it. It's 2021 in Paris. Sofia Laurent wakes up after being the only survivor of an explosion, with no memory of her life before and the people that were in it. Three explosions in three random cities. Three survivors. Three lives erased in the same breath. Yet, beneath the smoke and ash, something inside them stirs. Something powerful. Pulled from their magician lives by a man named Michael Cross, they are given a choice: grieve through magic, or become weapons of it. ⚠︎ ⚠︎ ⚠ Bianca and Alexander Hale were never meant to be remembered as villains, as children of the Obsidian Directive's creator, or as indestructible soldiers who couldn't die even when they should have. They were supposed to be remembered as heroes. But history twisted their story into villainy, and the world already had its heroes. The Hales want their name back. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖎𝖙... 🃜 🃚 🃖 🃁 🂭 🂺 Welcome to "The Rewritten Magicians" . The spin-off story of "Heart Hunter". DISCLAIMER: This story contains: - Drinking, - Mentions of mental, physical, and verbal abuse, - Mentions of blood, - Mentions of weapons, - Strong language, - Torture and killing. If you get easily disgusted by any of these things, please read this story with consent and at your own risk.

Raylee and Milla are from a tragic back story resulting in villainous behaviour. Raylee is an illogical 18 year old who suffers from depression. Milla and Raylee are sister's who stick together through thick and thin. Although Raylee is Jurassic and outrageous, Milla is reasonable and understanding. Milla is 23 years old and was adopted by Raylee's biological family.

Amy Brooke a smart Psychologist finds herself as the target of two gang, she met Blake Hamilton the ultimate Satan will she be able to save herself ? PAST IS CHASING ! AMY BROOKE: An orphan is a smart psychologist and is happy with her life. Hell broke when she unknowingly got involved in rival of two gangs- BLACK FOREST & NIGHT FANTASY. Will she save herself from the hell or burn to ashes. Also will she be able to find her true identity. Past is chasing will it be able to destroy her ? BLAKE HAMILTON: Leader of BLACK FOREST, he is known as the ultimate Satan.Most feared and ruthless person on earth. The only person he cares about is his Sister Jenna. MARCUS MCKENZIE: Leader of NIGHT FANTASY, he is as dangerous as Devil himself. No one dares to mess with him. Merciless is one word which describes him perfectly. His looks are Charming which can miss led even the smartest detective to think twice about his Dark Personality. DAMIEN NASH : Read to FIND OUT more !