Sarcastic Stories

She almost killed him with a scoreboard on a Tuesday. He caught her when she fell on a Wednesday. By Thursday, their fathers had arranged a marriage and called it politics. Inaya Lux and Jax Reed have been rivals since before they could hold a weapon. Now they're engaged, stuck sharing the same palace wing, and running out of reasons to hate each other. Probably.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰? Only one could end up in such a situation- Violette. Violette Lacy Winchester's only goals in life are simple: take care of her swan, keep her friends on line and in school, win MVP's more than Hayden, and last but not least- annoy Hayden till his core. People might view Hayden Grayson Walter as the 'cocky boy who smirks at people' but who Hayden actually is? The poor boy can't even smirk! His goals are simple: win MVP more than Violette, get good grades, blah blah blah. But soon, ice hockey season starts up and after wrestling eachother (we can talk about that later), Hayden ends up frantic at Violette's window. With Violette's pride and dignity on the line, who knows what she'll say. But when fate's already written destiny on a paper, can she really get out of it? -♡- cute clean romcom with sports (such as ice hockey, basketball, etc) and real personalities!! :> Spoiler alert: they are rivals do not expect them to drown eachother or something 😭

Maeve Hayes has cancer. She's also got terrible jokes, questionable life choices, a dog named Pickles, and one very important goal: Survive. When Lennon accidentally walks into the wrong hospital room, neither of them expects a simple mistake to change anything. But between hospital visits, midnight conversations, family drama, old grudges, and feelings neither of them saw coming, Maeve finds herself fighting for more than just her future. She's got too many things to do. Too many people to annoy. And far too much life left to live.

Book 1 of the UNPLANNED SERIES #1cocky(1st April 2026) #3 adventurous (3rd April 2026 #11 brave (3rd April 2026) #70 music (3rd April 2026) You..." I whispered, my voice barely there. His eyes landed on me. "You've got to be kidding me..." he muttered under his breath. "Oh HELL no!" I snapped, stepping back. "Not you. Anyone but YOU " "Are you joking father," he said, looking straight at his father. "This... this is the girl? This is the girl you wanted me to marry?" "THIS GIRL?!" I gasped. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you expect someone who will faint at your feet and bow to you?!" "Well ...... yes" he said flatly "Now to think about it you totally deserved that slap, cuz i have never met a sick and arrogant asshole like you before" I muttered. "You assaulted me," he said calmly while crossing his arms. "I DEFENDED MYSELF!" I fired back immediately. "This is ridiculous," I muttered, pacing. "I refuse. I absolutely refuse. I am NOT marrying a narcissistic, bathroom-invading, ego-with-legs!" "And I'm not marrying a violent, dramatic, loud-" "Finish that sentence," I warned, turning sharply. He smirked. "Crazy woman." He said snorting under his breath. My eye twitched. "Oh, you're dead," I said sweetly. (This is not the real chapter multiple parts have been removed.😅) Read for more😉 ************ Scarlet Davidson is an adventurous girl who wants nothing but to be happy. But a single reckless mistake and her life is turned upside down, She is betrothed to Jay K,the cocky, infuriatingly perfect son of her father's business partner, The band leader of her favourite boyband, and......and the same bloody man she slapped for barging into a female washroom. He's arrogant, she's fiery... neither of them wants marriage. Surrounded by friends, lies, and secrets, can they both survive this unplanned betrothal? Or will hatred turn into something far more dangerous... or irresistible?

Detective Starling gets a case of a bad headache of a case. With all sorts of involvement.

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

When Eris Seriah Tan and Connan Radley Yu met... their paths met again and again like fate wants them to meet, beyond the universe. In unexpected places, in circles of friends she doesn't think that Conrad is a friend of one of her circle friends, a shared elevator ride, moments that feel to deliberate to ignore. No matter how far she runs, the universe seems intent on pulling her back. Now Seri must decide to build and protect herself, risk believing that some connections are meant to be felt... not explained.

All Lu Xingchi wanted after transmigrating into a melodramatic web novel was to live the ultimate "salt-fish" life-lazy, low-profile, and completely irrelevant to the plot. His survival plan as a nameless intern was simple: stay out of trouble and mind his own business. The only problem? He was bound to a high-tech "Melon-Eating System" that constantly fed his brain with the juiciest, most scandalous secrets of the high-society elite around him. But the ultimate system glitch? It completely forgot to warn him that his boss-Xie Cangqiong, the infamously cold, ruthless, and terrifying billionaire CEO-could hear every single one of his thoughts. While Lu Xingchi was busy broadcasting chaotic rants, biting sarcasm, and highly descriptive commentary about how ridiculously attractive his boss was, Xie Cangqiong was listening to every single word. "Xingchi, your mind is exceptionally noisy today," Xie Cangqiong whispered, trapping the trembling intern against his executive desk. "And according to what you just thought... you want me to skip the lunch meeting and do *that* in my office instead?" Lu Xingchi: [SYSTEM!!! HELP!!! The internship manual never prepared me for a boss who can read my mind!] The peaceful intern life is officially over. Welcome to a corporate world of massive scandals, dangerous secrets, and a shockingly shameless CEO who refuses to let his little "melon-eater" go!

A website that was inspired by the website, OnlyFans, first started off as a place where people could compliment each other, but after the developer read the feedback from the users, he decided to change the website into Only Haters. The name of the website was exactly what the website was used for. People could join lives and bully the person that was streaming. There was only one rule on the website from the start till now: You must send over £100 to the streamer every time you send a message. Being rude is more tempting than being nice online.

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

I accidentally almost killed someone with magic. My mother disappeared right after. And now I'm stuck in England with the grandmother she spent sixteen years warning me about. Tabetha Clarke is rich, terrifying, suspiciously wrinkle-free, and lives in a mansion full of silent servants who disappear when nobody's looking. Literally. Then there's the cat. The demon accusations. The midnight exorcisms. And the tiny little issue of my magic feeding off living things. Apparently, that's bad. Now everyone's acting like I'm either destined to become the most powerful witch in the family... or the reason it finally destroys itself. Personally, I'd just like one normal day and maybe a waffle that doesn't come with emotional trauma.

New face. New voice. New country. And absolutely no idea how much time is left before it happens all over again. Waking up on a hard floor, suffocating from the heat, was definitely not how I planned my day. Actually, I didn't plan anything, because I have absolutely no idea who I am. I don't know this endless sand. I don't know the girl who calls me her best friend, or the people that live next to me. I don't know the culture or the dark secret I was keeping. But the most terrifying part? When I look down, the hands I am holding are not mine.I am trapped in a stranger's body, desperately trying to act normal to survive. But when I find a mysterious little book written in my own handwriting, I realize this isn't my first life. From the burning deserts of Morocco to a fateful, emotional journey through 14th-century Portugal the clock is already ticking.Who am I running from? Why am I cursed to hop from body to body? And what dark sin did I commit in my very first life to deserve this cosmic punishment? ◇◇◇ Update every Wednesday at 10:30 p.m. (GMT+1) Trigger Warning ⚠️ : This story contains themes of memory loss, disorientation, identity distress, cursing and brief mentions of historical child labor practices. This story is purely fictional.

what happens when a daughter of an infamous serial killer that was found dead that exact evening, shows up on the doorstep of the academy in quantico? will her old friend recognise her? audrey didn't know the answer to these questions. the only thing she knew, was how to manipulate. (dean redding x fem!oc)

Luca Knight, a wealthy and emotionally distant heir to a powerful company, and Siena Vale, a sarcastic, apathetic woman who finds herself unexpectedly entangled in his world. Their first encounter, sparked by a confrontation over Siena's sister and Luca's player friend, sets the stage for a turbulent relationship filled with misunderstandings, emotional walls, and unexpected chemistry. As they navigate family conflicts, betrayals, and their own personal growth, Luca and Siena are forced to confront their pasts and vulnerabilities. Through their journey, they discover that love, trust, and vulnerability can transform even the coldest hearts, leading them to a life together, filled with family and new beginnings.

"Find some stupidity around you and I'll follow!" -Sarcasm

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

"This diary...it's YOURS?!" I looked at the girl in front of me. Silky blonde hair tied up in a sleek ponytail, school uniform perfectly ironed, spotless white tennis shoes. I stared back at her face, shocked but with her trademark haughty frown. It was hard to believe that SHE of all people held that tear-stained diary... *** Aston and Jennifer have been gunning for valedictorian since they arrived at Riverside High School. Aston's the quiet kid who no one cares about unless it's exam time. Jennifer's the queen bee who has it all together - she just needs her grades. They were practically destined to be rivals, right? So when Aston accidentally mixes up his chem notebook for Jennifer's top-secret diary and gets to reading, he's...shocked by what he learns. Not only does he realize that Jennifer's life isn't as picture perfect as he thought, but also that...maybe they have a lot in common, actually? And then everything falls apart. Secrets come out. Second-guesses are made. Betrayals ensue. And at the end of it...Can Aston and Jennifer move past the secrets and become more? Kudos to @yutoadachi for the story idea!

Leah Rose has always been good at pretending she's fine -hiding her panic, her sears and the pieces of her life that don't seem to fit. Then Alex North comes in: sarcastic, infuriating and impossible to ignore. He sees parts of her no one else does. But as secrets unravel and friendships shift. Leah learns that surviving isn't the same living and maybe the boy she never expected is the one who can pull her into his arms. Could their story transcend into something more- upstanding every obstacle in their path, or are they doomed to fall apart?

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

This story is about lost hopes in friendship and the struggles of the main character. The reader will watch character grow, develop as a person, meet different people and go places. "Fake smiles are not against the law" takes place in Europe and is written from the first point of view. I hope you like It (;