Sarcasticgirl Stories

Alaska is broken, but we're not talking about the largest piece of land that the United States owns. Alaska is broken, and she's a person. She knows exactly when she turned into the amoeba she is now, but she can't understand why it happened. She used to be fun, sarcastic, smart, and full of life. Sure, she hid parts of herself that she didn't want anyone to see, but that's what most teenagers did. In an attempt to fix the problem, her father sends her to work at the family bookstore, located in the most remote and isolated place in the world. Now, she spends her days smiling at strangers, accompanied by an energetic little girl and a mysterious, smiling boy who shows up one day. When he starts reciting all the reasons why he doesn't believe she's broken, Alaska struggles to believe him. However, little by little, Alaska is forced to realize that sometimes people have beautiful things to say to her, and maybe, just maybe, she's not as broken as she thinks.

Meet Raiyan his an idiot! Now meet Rihanna she's an even bigger idiot! Why? Cause when the guy you just met gets you lost and running into trouble over and over again then,you know,you've met the wrong dude.

Alex is a normal slightly above average girl. She goes to school everyday and instead of making happiness for herself, she makes some for others. Very. Sarcastic. This is her story.

Lynn Ainsworth's life is turned upside down,when her mom marries the father of her mortal enemy Xavier Chambers.She has hated him ever since she has laid her eyes on him. Xavier is what you call trouble. According to Lynn,he's the reincarnation of the devil himself,Lucifer. But now that they live under the same roof,will things change? Because as any other love story there's always something that stands in the way.But in their case,everything.They're step brother and sister. Cover credits ~@aakemi-san © All rights reserved

To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that's everything. With that happy thought meet, Hailey Andrews, witty and sarcastic as hell. At the age of 22, trying to make ends meet she is working double shifts at her best/only friends restaurant. Between paying off the never ending pile of bills and worrying about having enough food to last a week, the last thing she wants to do is fall in love. Now throw in an arrogant, sexy, narcissistic and a car-obsessed billionaire. People, meet Ashton Maxwell, most eligible bachelor and owner of Maxwell Corp, with a perfect, loving family and a almost perfect life. Larger forces are at work here when Ms. Sarcastic and Mr. Perfect meet, sparks fly and cars crash. Enter ex-girlfriends and family drama. Fun right? NOT. ©All the rights are reserved to me i.e. the author(XThePinkButterflyX). So don't try to copy. Thanks for giving this book a chance. Love author. ❤

"Look! It was a dare, could you please drop it?!" I yelled "Drop what? That you pushed me into the pool? Yeah right" He chuckled walking towards me. I gulped while laughing nervously "L-look.. River.. can we talk this out? It's just a misunderstanding ...right?" I begged stepping back until I felt my ankle touching the edge of the tiled pool. "Let me think" He replied tapping his chin, as I sighed in relief "Yeah... I don't think so" "Wait wha-" Next thing I know a huge splash was made in which I knew it was me who caused it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sapphire Lei Summers, isn't your typical good girl and is also nowhere to those badass bitch who streetraces nor does she fight. But a dancer, a singer and that she was able to play the guitar. She would have her mood swings from time to time but nothing serious. She's your plain ol' avarage girl with an avarage height (5'5) even if she's your normal school girl she could also be sarcastic whenever she would like. One thing anyone knows about her though, is that she isn't a person who you should get on her bad side... River Kaden King, he's your typhical school badboy, who'd prefer to whore around than focus on one girl. He's a jerk, an asshole, and knowing that he's ego could be as bigger than the sun then it would be hard to keep up with him. But he's one hot piece of meat, he has those forest-green eyes that would lure any girl in his way. Those pointed nose and chiseled jaw that can make other guys envious and his dirty blonde silky hair who is a messy-perfection in which girls could swoon on. Well... what happens if these two meet through a stupid prank that started a war between the two. And what happens if they would start to open up to each other and maybe.... Just maybe... "Fall inlove"?

Thirteen-year-old Grace Rochester has lived a pretty hard life despite being only thirteen. Of course, it might be better than someone else's, but then again no one really knows what goes on inside her head. Finally, she decides that she wants to write it out. So, she has gone to Walmart, purchased a cheesy journal for elementary schoolers who think they have secrets, and started a commitment. She will write in this journal for forty days straight and will not miss a single day. Set foot on land that has never before been explored: Grace Rochester's true inner thoughts...

While being a leader at the age of fifteen, Skylare walker vowed to get revenge on the so-called heroes, who were supposed to make the world a better place. They ruined her family. And now since she has the power to do so, there is no stopping her, from getting her revenge, and power she madly craves. How will Skylare face the hardships and sacrifices she has to carry to get to the top?

Si Aira, pasaway. Si Zane, perfectionist. Walang pake si girl sa thesis film ni boy, pero bakit parang siya pa rin ang laging eksena? Isang project ang naglapit sa kanilang magkaibang mundo. Pero sa gitna ng script, camera, at chismis... baka feelings na ang totoong tumatakbo.

Venom Squad is the best squad in Savannah Academy. It consist of 9 members. 4 girls, 5 boys. Eto yung squad na ninanais ng lahat. They always share each other secret's. Palaging kumpleto, and always support each other. Venom Squad are the models of Savannah Academy. But, traitors are always present in a drama. Hindi mawawala ang mga antagonist. But this time it is very complicated. Cause the traitor in this story is one of their closest friend.

What happens when a stifled rich man meets an independent woman? What if they then have a magical night that led to an impromptu wedding in Las Vegas that neither remembers quite well? What if the marriage wasn't the only unexpected outcome of said night? Read on as our two oblivious love birds muddle their way into marriage, parenthood and love.

( SECOND BOOK OF THE OUTCAST SERIES, MUST READ FIRST BOOK OR THE SECOND WILL NOT MAKE ANY SENSE) A year has passed and Skylare Walker is ready for some answers. She has the throne and the power. But all she is missing is the truth about her parents. are they alive or dead

Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board? It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead. But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me. So let's get to work: "I'm going to be the best villain ever"

Alice is a regular 17 year old girl. She is sweet to everyone....well except to Luke. Luke is an 18 year old guy that she has known since she was 6 years old. Little does Alice realize is that she is slowly falling for him. But what happens when you fall for a guy and then he tells you the most shocking, heart breaking thing ever? Find out what happens to Luke and Alice in Why Should I Care. WSIC is gonna be a series, just letting you know.

In a school full of powerful Demigods, what will happen when a group of four gets sent on a mission to save the missing Caduceus, (the winged staff of Hermes) one of them being a traitor. Will they retrieve the staff on time? Or will the blinding hatred between two of the members, blind them from seeing the imposter soon enough? By H, Crimson Red Started: 13/05/2022

"I mean, having the Norse God of Mischief as your godfather would be pretty cool, but only if he existed." If asked, Warina Summers would define her life as "shitty". She isn't far from wrong. That's how any orphan with no relatives concerned for her well being, who's bullied in school and who has a huge, hopeless crush on the school heartthrob would define her life. To top it off, her parents had named the infamous (but obviously imaginary) Norse God of Mischief, Loki, as her godfather, inspired by their favorite comics. Unfortunately, there's only so far sarcasm and fandom references will take you. But what if this God exists? And what if he decided to take the result of the casual banter between a couple seriously? And how is Rina going to handle it when the said God shows up, in an attempt to make her life better? 3rd prize in the Grand Dame Awards, the Arctic Awards, the Winter Dusk Awards 2nd prize in the Autumn Awards 1st prize in the Blossom Awards, WAW Awards and the Champ Awards Winner of the People's Choice Award in the Story Crafters Awards and the ETrident Award

Sarah Hadley is a somewhat normal girl living a somewhat normal life. Well, that is until Hayden Carmichael barges into it. Along with him comes drama, uncovered secrets and fun. Join them on their journey of love, friendship and family.

Francesca Belucci has lived in Texas ever since she was two years old, she's been an outsider at school for the past fourteen years and is used to it. Her father left, her mother hasn't been the same ever since he left and she has no friends whatsoever. Basically, the only thing keeping her going was Netflix and her adorable dog. One day, her life takes a turn for the better when she finds out her mother got a new job as a lawyer at a prestigious law firm in her home land, Italy! Follow her on her journey as she meets a very outgoing and sarcastic bunch, finds out hidden things about her past, goes to those typical high school parties she's never been to before, goes on adventures around Italy, pranks the school 'kings and queens', tastes the best pizza she has ever had, deals with the town bad boy and, get this, finally gains hope!

She needed an escape,he needed an escape...and that's where it all started. Everything they believed changed in a matter of three months. All it took was a castle...in the middle of nowhere.

Sia Thakur, an ambitious girl with a sarcastic mind, is tied to Jai Rathod, a man who seems to have passed every milestone in life, by arranged marriage. Sia is awkward, but Jai isn't the best with words either. Sia is straightforward, and Jai isn't the most smooth either. Sia has mixed feelings about this marriage, and it seems like Jai does too. Join Jai and Sia figure out the complex arrangement called marriage which to them, seems just like another achievement ticked off their lists.