Sarcastichumor Stories

Dean: a zombie, and my best friend and partner i hunt monsters with. he has long black hair and is 6 foot 6 and muscle toned with dark grayish eyes Harley: my friend and...

She had some amazing days, all blossomy and cherishable. But one day, it all changed. Since then, she couldn't stop murmuring every detail about the life she had, and sl...

Emerald was not use to attention. before she was ignored by everyone because she was a games. she did not care. She just wanted to finish high school and be a game devel...

Bay believes love is an illusion. Her dad abandoned her, and her mom chose alcohol over her. If they really loved her, they wouldn't have betrayed her, right? Love has b...

Okay, some of you may know this story as the kid that was against his mom, always saying dreaded, that was kidnapped. Not anymore!! That's now known as Tortured Kid of t...

There are two kingdoms in specific that other kingdoms dream of. The frog kingdom, and the turtle kingdom. The frog king had married the turtle queen, but after the drea...

In the bustling halls of Crestwood High, Nyssa Abrahams is determined to carve out her own path. Armed with a sharp tongue and a penchant for dark humor, she navigates t...

Twelve-year-old Anne never expected she'd attend Mooncrest Academy. Famous for its gorgeous uniform, castle, food (what? Who said food can't be gorgeous?) and ridiculous...

A silent teenager wakes up to a silent world. All of humankind has vanished, including everyone who was dear to her, save for her two loyal dogs. (in progress)

Anya Ember is a 23 year old school teacher, teaching a grade 3 class. Her life is finally coming together since her past was a repeated nightmare of abuse. Not even a ye...

WARNING: This book starts off sad. I mean sad sad sad sad sad. And it stays pretty consistently sad but with bits of snarky humor tucked in here and there and some cru...

❝ Why stay here when you can go to a world where your fantasy comes alive? Imagination thrives and you could stay there, forever? ❞ People have said When Darkness Consum...

Sam has been fascinated by ghosts ever since her tenth birthday, when she got into her father's paper, and discovered her first ghost story. Now she is the assistant of...

"Appearances can be deceiving. Especially when it comes to me." Kyla Barnes is the quintessential American teenager. Young, blonde, and nobody know...

2019 EYHO Winner (Humor)! A collection of pseudoscientific essays exploring the pitfalls of the paranormal. Whether you want the inside scoop about ghost hunting or nee...