Sarcastichumor Stories

Anya Ember is a 23 year old school teacher, teaching a grade 3 class. Her life is finally coming together since her past was a repeated nightmare of abuse. Not even a year goes by since she has achieved her dream, becoming a teacher, when she is taken away from the only life she knows to a life of darkness and cruelty by this handsome stranger whom she calls "Mr. Hercules". Will Anya find her way out and back to her students or will she fall for the man who kidnapped her?

In the bustling halls of Crestwood High, Nyssa Abrahams is determined to carve out her own path. Armed with a sharp tongue and a penchant for dark humor, she navigates the challenges of her new school with her signature bluntness. Known for her unhinged-ness and snarky, she often finds satisfaction in delivering bad news just to witness the reactions of her peers, channeling her anger into witty comebacks. With her striking long, wavy black hair tied back in a low ponytail and piercing dark chocolate eyes, Nyssa isn't afraid to stand out. Enter Aiden Rhodes, the golden-hearted hockey star center whose sunny disposition and infectious laughter light up every room. Standing tall at 6'0" with a messy shock of blonde hair and ocean-blue eyes, he embodies the spirit of a golden retriever-always optimistic and eager to please, albeit a bit clueless when it comes to academics. Aiden's street smarts and laid-back charm make him popular among his teammates, but it's his endearing nature that truly sets him apart. When Aiden first catches a glimpse of Nyssa on the sidelines during a hockey game, he's immediately captivated by her fierce presence and unique beauty. Despite their vastly different personalities, he feels an irresistible pull toward her. As their worlds collide, Aiden becomes determined to break through Nyssa's tough exterior and discover the vulnerabilities hidden beneath her fiery demeanor. Amidst the whirlwind of school events, hockey practices, and unexpected encounters, Aiden's cheerful persistence slowly chips away at Nyssa's defenses. As they navigate their contrasting natures, they learn that love can blossom in the unlikeliest of places. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "I don't know what you're doing to me, but I don't like it, Aiden" "I may not be the smartest person savage," He stepped closer "But I know enough to tell that you very much do love what my presence has been doing to you."

Aanya Sharma's life plan was simple-graduate top of her class, land her dream job, and never, ever waste a second on Northwood University's most arrogant flirt, Kabir Malhotra. But when a semester-long business project forces them into mandatory partnership, coffee spills turn into verbal battles, and meetings turn into dangerously charged moments she swears she doesn't think about at night. Kabir is everything she claims to hate-cocky, annoyingly good-looking, and far too skilled at making her blush without even trying. She's everything he loves to provoke-smart, stubborn, and just one slip away from kissing him or killing him. From academic rivals to reluctant business partners... From boardroom banter to after-hours tension... Their path to success might just end with a wedding- and the most infuriating, intoxicating love story neither saw coming.

Random one-shots of writing prompts I found on Pinterest. So please don't come for me.

"Appearances can be deceiving. Especially when it comes to me." Kyla Barnes is the quintessential American teenager. Young, blonde, and nobody knows who she really is. Not even Kyla. She can change into others, with the help of an article of clothing, and can't really control it. She's kept her ability under the radar for 16 years, but when a secret organization catches wind of her ability, there's no telling what could happen. Credit for this amazing cover goes to @tifftheawesome I try to update every Friday. I don't always have time but I never will just skip that update.

Bay believes love is an illusion. Her dad abandoned her, and her mom chose alcohol over her. If they really loved her, they wouldn't have betrayed her, right? Love has broken her, and she's decided she doesn't want anything to do with giving or receiving it. But her new bossy and demanding neighbor Gavin has other ideas for her and doesn't hesitate to let her know he wants her - all of her. It doesn't help his intentions are complicated by a mysterious request from Addison, a strange yet seemingly familiar girl. Bay is bombarded on all sides by the promise and brokenness of love. Will she run or succumb?

A silent teenager wakes up to a silent world. All of humankind has vanished, including everyone who was dear to her, save for her two loyal dogs. (in progress)

Shine and Jerry meet every day in the library for one hour. Shine reads novels aloud with full seriousness, while Jerry roasts the stories with sarcastic comments. Their banter starts lighthearted but slowly reveals cracks in their bond-Jerry gets lost in the tales while Shine begins to disappear, blurring the line between fiction and reality.

Welcome to modern dating where clarity is rare, ghosting is an Olympic sport, and apps promise soulmates but deliver emotionally unavailable philosophers with man-buns. Follow Amy, a smart, self-aware woman with high standards and a low tolerance for nonsense, as she navigates one ridiculous situationship after another. Each chapter introduces a new dating archetype from the "Faux Friend-Zoner" to the "Breadcrumb Prophet", all filtered through a fictional app called BHAG: Big Hairy Audacious Goal™ (because what's dating without a little false hope and some algorithmic gaslighting?). Expect laugh-out-loud satire, cringe-worthy red flags, and the occasional passive-aggressive app review. This isn't just a book. It's healing through humor for everyone who's ever been left on read, breadcrumber or downright ghosted.

They were never meant to be a coven. A goth barista with a vengeance streak, a sunshine idiot who hugs her enemies, a sarcastic demon-magnet, and a transfer student who can't control her magic-or her emotions. Thrown into a cursed group project, they're forced to work together or risk expulsion... or worse, magical dismemberment. Between glitter explosions, forbidden crushes, sassy spells, and one very flirty demon lord, things spiral fast. Because friendship is hard. Magic is dangerous. And falling in love with your enemy? That's practically asking for a curse.

She had some amazing days, all blossomy and cherishable. But one day, it all changed. Since then, she couldn't stop murmuring every detail about the life she had, and slowly she is gooing mad. What made her so? Why did she love her past? Who could possibly do this to her? Read to find out...

Twelve teens from different backgrounds form a school club called The Zodiac Club - partly to escape gym class, partly because their eccentric astrology-loving advisor Ms. Luna Moon made it mandatory for extra credit. But as the months roll on, their zodiac traits start to create chaos, comedy, and unexpected friendships.

Okay, some of you may know this story as the kid that was against his mom, always saying dreaded, that was kidnapped. Not anymore!! That's now known as Tortured Kid of the Strangest Mother!! This, however, is the story like I had planned, the story that WON'T go off track. The story that actually holds this summary true- Meet Rage Luster. He's got a really strange mother. She's the strangest of the strangest, a whole other level. She teaches him some strange lessons, all about her life and her mistakes. Rage doesn't take them too seriously, but what happens when all her strange mistakes... come to his attention? Find out in Child of the Strangest Mother! Okay, I initially planned for Rage to slowly mature, but his acceptance is kind of being forced. When I realized this, I wanted to maybe just redo, get rid of everything after Rage went purple, so.. I'm sorry for anyone who read this and wanted to see where it goes. But Tortured Kid of the Strangest Mother has the same first couple chapters, so.

There are two kingdoms in specific that other kingdoms dream of. The frog kingdom, and the turtle kingdom. The frog king had married the turtle queen, but after the dreadful war amongst all ancient kingdoms, the frog king has been rumored to be dead, so the turtle queen gets together with the turtle king, not suspecting the frog king to be alive in the slightest. But what if all this has been false? I made this out of boredom and don't know when I'll be continuing my other story cus it's kinda boring ngl. Hope u enjoy this that came out of the trash!

Twelve-year-old Anne never expected she'd attend Mooncrest Academy. Famous for its gorgeous uniform, castle, food (what? Who said food can't be gorgeous?) and ridiculously advanced academics, Mooncrest Academy is the finest school for female mages. The school has kept its perfect reputation for many years. But as Anne discovers more about her family and its connections with the school, she begins to realise that Mooncrest Academy is far from perfect. Above all else, she quickly finds out that a student's safety is at risk. And she might be too late to help... ~ A tale of humour, romance, magic, friendship and action. This is only the first of five books in the series! Updated several times a week.

"Love wasn't in the mission protocol. But neither was surviving a betrayal that rewrote the future." In the year 2394, Earth is under the rule of the mysterious Orion Council. Society is divided: the elite live in floating sky-cities, while the ground-dwellers survive under endless surveillance. Nova Reyes, an elite tech prodigy with a tragic past, is forced to join an experimental task force after hacking the wrong database-and unearthing a truth that could collapse the Council. Thrown into a team of criminals, rebels, and one snarky ex-boyfriend-turned-bounty hunter, Nova must solve the enigma of "Code AXIOM"-a glitch in the system that's rewriting people's memories and erasing identities. But there's a problem: the code is sentient... and it thinks Nova is its mother. Now hunted by assassins, manipulated by a rogue AI, and caught between two men with secrets of their own, Nova must unlock the code, survive interplanetary warfare, and confront a mystery buried in time itself. Because the real enemy isn't just watching-he's already rewritten the ending.

Sam has been fascinated by ghosts ever since her tenth birthday, when she got into her father's paper, and discovered her first ghost story. Now she is the assistant of her number one inspiration, Eric Cooper, a paranormal investigator. Sure, all she does is get coffee, but it's a start. But when she discovers that she the great niece of one of the number one suspected people that moved on to be a ghost, a dangerous one at that, it gets much more real. Now she must avoid getting killed by her dead great aunt, and it is no easy task. Especially when she wants Sam dead more than anything. (Rated teen)

2019 EYHO Winner (Humor)! A collection of pseudoscientific essays exploring the pitfalls of the paranormal. Whether you want the inside scoop about ghost hunting or need tips on how to fake your own death, this is your go-to guide!

Emerald was not use to attention. before she was ignored by everyone because she was a games. she did not care. She just wanted to finish high school and be a game developer. one day she has to move schools because her other one was invaded by SPACE PIRATES so she wishes but she just moved. now she is getting so much attention she does not know what to do