Sarcasticlovestory Stories

And there he stood, in his dark gray t-shirt and his gym shorts. He threw his fist into the door again. "How the hell, did he find out where I lived?" My question went unanswered through the air as I unlocked the deadbolt and then slowly and carefully, opened to door. "Well, hi there," I smiled up to the tall figure, who frowned down at me, and I totally understand why. I mean, I get it. "You're pregnant? You have a fetus in your vagina?" He asked pointing to my stomach. I gave him the most stupidest look in my entire life. "Wh-where did you get your logic?"