Sarcasticmc Stories

​"I didn't ask for a new world. I just asked for five minutes of silence. Clearly, that was too much to hope for." ​Scuro doesn't care for legends. He doesn't care for "fate." As the son of Vergil, he's spent his life managing a legacy of blood and a family tree that defines the word chaotic. He is a 25-year old man with a few words, a sharp tongue, and a blade that speaks louder than his dry, sarcastic remarks ever could ​When a rift in reality drops him onto the rain-slicked shores of Solaris-3, he doesn't wake up with amnesia or a grand purpose. He wakes up with a headache and a deep irritation at the "Tacet Discords" ruining the neighborhood ​The Resonators of Huanglong were expecting a "Rover"-a hero to guide them. Instead, they got Scuro: a youth who is blunt to a fault, intensely private, and quietly carries the weight of everyone's safety on his shoulders without ever asking for a "thank you." ​In a world where frequencies clash and the Sound is a weapon, Scuro is the ultimate dissonance. He doesn't seek power for the sake of it; he seeks it to ensure the chaos never touches the few people he's decided are worth his silent protection. ​Solaris-3 is about to find out: the quietest blade cuts the deepest.

I was born a prince. Which is hilarious-because I'm also the biggest disappointment in vampire history. In the Phantom Dimension, every vampire waits for the Depinox Period- (aka vampire puberty )the glorious moment when wings rip out, fangs descend, and power floods your veins. Royal families throw parties. Legends are born. When mine came? Nothing. No wings. No powers. No dramatic glow-up. Not even a one tiny fang. I stayed the same. Same height. Same face. Same useless body. Turns out I wasn't a late bloomer-I was a lampir. A failed vampire who would never transform. The L.A.K. (Lampir Assassination Knights) exist for one reason: to erase lampirs like me. There's only one loophole in their merciless law(which is stupid as it sounds):-if a human who hates vampires agrees to keep you, your life is spared. Ridiculous rule. Impossible odds. Until someone actually said yes. Aunt Louise. Human. Brave. Slightly insane. And completely unaware of the chaos she just adopted. Now I'm being ripped from everything I know and sent to Earth-specifically Marble City, a place full of humans, secrets, and zero tolerance for creatures like me. To vampires, I'm a disgrace. To humans, I'm a freak. I don't belong in either world. Between high school drama and the terrifying new normal of human life, I must hide what I am. But in a city of millions, the most dangerous secret of all is my own. Can a prince with no crown, no fangs, and no future ever find where he belongs?

A story about a girl who was seemingly cheerful but at the same time questioning her existence and searching for thrill.After loosing the two most important people in her life she was broken but in a faraway land and adventure waits for her when she finds that she is a prodigy. She meets new people who shape her , experiences more than she could ever imagine . She also meets someone she never thought would be fond of. Follow our protagonist on her journey in The Land of Herlius. P.S. This story may contain sensitive topics like Self degradation, self hate, depression, Trauma, Gore etc.

I read a cliché MM romance novel. I roasted it. I fell asleep. Now I'm inside it. Unfortunately, I'm not the male lead. I'm not the love interest either. I'm a background character with three lines, zero relevance, and a tragic fate if I sneeze near the plot. My plan? ✔ Stay irrelevant ✔ Avoid romance tropes ✔ Complete the system's tasks ✔ Go home The problem? The system is a sassy, unhelpful diva who keeps assigning suspiciously romantic tasks, the male lead will not stop staring at me, and the universe keeps throwing "accidental" skinship, one-bed situations, and emotional bonding moments directly at my face. I refuse to fall in love. I refuse to become important. I refuse to be the love interest. ...So why is the exit option suddenly asking if I'm sure I want to leave? A self-aware, trope-mocking MM romance where the main character does everything in his power not to be loved- and fails anyway. ©COPYRIGHT NOTICE © 2026 Aria Rae. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be copied, shared, or translated without the author's written permission. This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, events, or situations is purely coincidental.

morrigan kearney is a prodigy that no one knows of as she is a serect agent who caused alot of trouble to the government ,FBI and the underworld so she got alot of bounty in her head but no one dares to accept it as she is the youngest agent that has been in the top position for many years but what will happen when our little prodigy gets transmigrated with a system.read more to find out. ('∀｀) (this is my first novel so enjoy and also don't mind my mistakes and if you don't like it don't criticize me just remove it from your library now ain't that easy also follow vote for me. let's strive for a good ranking)also all the pictures used in this novel are not mine

Quinn Collins and Ivy Lee in short words,have been kidnapped. One girl is waiting for her Prince Charming to save her The other girl however is attempting to find a way out ,by any means possible. These girls are complete opposites from each other. Even though they are best friends. Though there are some things they see eye to eye and those are the things that matter. Anyways they try to escape these amateurs and their stupid questions until well love at first sight. Not with the real real kidnapper though, that would just be weird. And you'll have to read to find out what happens next but it's a rollercoaster of plot twists and emotions. Some people are even being accused of being crazy. Not to say that it's not true though. Anyways I hope y'all like it =D By the way There is a whole lot of swearing And weird moments But its really funny

Ordain is a troublesome boy, yet forced to pretend to be a quiet little student when ordered to infiltrate Glynwell academy. You need to be at least one of 2 things to enrol in Glynwell: Rich or magically adept. Ordain is neither. All he can do is cheat, bluff, use powers that aren't his and play against the rules, all while keeping the guise of "Dorian Ardale, a quiet, obedient and reserved student." This becomes increasingly difficult when an arrogant pompous prat keeps bothering "Dorian" for being insufficient. Dorian knows he should stick to the job, but this guy just keeps pushing his buttons..

Sutton Vale is a broke college student with zero detective skills. until a staged mystery for a YouTube video accidentally makes her internet famous as a private investigator. Now, real clients are showing up, expecting her to solve their problems. With the help of her best friend, a grumpy law student, and a conspiracy-obsessed hacker, Sutton must fake her way through missing cats, blackmail schemes, and actual crimes. But when a real mystery turns deadly, she'll have to decide if she's in over her head... or if she just might be good at this detective thing after all. Main Characters Sutton Vale (20): A broke, sarcastic, and slightly chaotic college student who accidentally becomes a detective. She's smart but relies mostly on bluffing and luck. Ivy Calloway (21): Sutton's best friend and a media studies major. Runs a YouTube channel and is the mastermind behind the original fake mystery. Lennox "Knox" Mercer (22): A grumpy but brilliant law student who unwillingly becomes Sutton's legal consultant. Archer Flynn (24): A real private investigator who is amused by Sutton's antics and occasionally helps her out. Mila Vesper (19): A hacker and conspiracy theorist who insists on helping Sutton solve cases. Professor Orion Wolfe (50s): A mysterious criminology professor who seems to know more than he lets on. Detective Easton Rhys (30s): A local cop who keeps running into Sutton and is suspicious of her "detective" skills. Cassian "Cass" Reyes (22): Sutton's ex-boyfriend, now a journalist, who keeps trying to get the inside scoop on her cases. ***New update on every Friday*** Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any references to real-life brands, celebrities, or media are purely for creative purposes and do not imply any affiliation, endorsement, or factual accuracy. All characters and events are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

MC: Here's a How Not to Survive a Hostage Situation: Don't be me. Rule#1 Don't meet a guy fighting against cutlery. Rule#2 Don't get mistaken for someone with talent when you've absolutely none. Rule#3 Don't let a war, a high-stakes revenge plot, and one human weapon disguised as a person wreck your already failing life. (Oh, and don't expect me to tell you my name. You'll have to earn that.) But if you do? Congrats. You're now in my position-trapped, bleeding, and somehow still expected to be the sane one. Trowa: You're not the sane one. MC: Okay, first of all-rude. Second of all, enter Trowa. Trowa: Don't enter me into this. MC: Sigh. He's a questionable ally who moves people like chess pieces. Trowa: Incorrect. I don't play chess with lives. I just... redecorate the board when necessary. MC: Yeah. That's so much better. He plans. I panic. Together, we're one bad decision away from death. Trowa: Two. I have contingencies. MC: Oh, great. So we die second. Fantastic. And if we survive this, I'm going to need therapy. Trowa: You need therapy even if we don't. ################################## She was supposed to be a bystander. Now, she's bleeding in the middle of a war she doesn't understand. A single step-wrong place, wrong time-and now she's entangled in a brutal game of shifting alliances, weaponized secrets, and people who treat lives like collateral. She wanted quiet. Instead, she's dodging kidnappers, advanced tech, and a human weapon in the shape of a too-strategic ally. The worst part? She is not important-just unlucky. And in this kind of game, even those important don't survive long. ################################## For fans of sarcastic narrators, bad decisions, and humor that's basically Percy Jackson... if he grew up, got more cynical, bled more, and forgot how to run away. ##################################

From the largest elephant to the smallest shrew, the city of Zootopia is a mammal metropolis where various animals live and thrive. When Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes the first rabbit to join the police force, she quickly learns how tough it is to enforce the law. Determined to prove herself, Judy jumps at the opportunity to solve a mysterious case. Unfortunately, that means working with Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a wily fox who makes her job even harder and Alexander Smith(David Faustino), A Elagant Leopard who Just Loves Adventures, He is a Detective at the ZPD

Dahlia Ashford never expected her junior year to turn her world upside down. What began as a typical friendship with her best friend's older brother, Owen, soon starts to feel like something more- something confusing and impossible. Owen has always teased her, but lately, there's a spark in his eyes that makes Dahlia question everything she thought she knew about their relationship. As their bond deepens, Dahlia finds herself grappling with emotions she never expected and situations that might destroy everything she's ever had with him. With her heart caught between friendship and something more, Dahlia must navigate the messy, complicated world of love, loyalty, and self-discovery. But falling in love with Owen might just be the one thing that blows her life to pieces.

She plays game . He play with danger He's a tattooed, trigger-happy gangster with a kill count. She's a sarcastic, snack-loving gamer who just wanted to win a tournament. Now she's got a bounty on her head... and a criminal with sharp jawlines and sharper weapons protecting her. He says he's dangerous. She says, "Prove it." And baby, he will.

A bored sex maniac suddenly finds himself in the body of a character in a novel. Fear not tho he's beautiful and rich. Different species, magic, family, money, and hot men what else could ask for. Wait he's still a baby!!!!

Elara "Lemon" Vance is seventeen, curvy, sarcastic, and constantly balancing a house full of chaos she never signed up for. Eldest sibling? Check. Personal chef, maid, and peacekeeper for a dozen tiny humans? Check. Parents who care more about vacations and vanity projects than their own children? Check, check, check. Life has handed her a lemon... and she's been squeezing it until her hands hurt. Enter Julian Thorne: seventeen, golden-boy-athlete-except-he-has-a-soft-side, and secretly tired of the shallow, image-obsessed crowd he's been stuck with. Julian has a crush on the girl who doesn't play by the rules, who doesn't perform, who sees the world as it is-and he's willing to step off the popularity train to do it. From awkward, quiet corners of the school gardening club to solo lake escapes, park picnics, diner dinners, and late-night movie marathons, Alara and Julian navigate the messy, funny, and sometimes painful journey of first love. Will Elara survive mean girls, family chaos, and her own Lemon voice? Can Julian stand up to his "Golden Boy" world to protect the girl he loves? Together, they might just discover that love, laughter, and lemonade make even the sourest life moments a little sweeter. 💛 Warning: May contain spontaneous sarcasm, accidental lemonade spills, heavy family drama, and moments that will make your heart do cartwheels. Author's Note: Hi! I'm 13, and this is my first story ever. 🍋🌸 I wrote The Zest and the Bloom because I wanted to explore family, friendship, sarcasm, and first love. It's messy, funny, sometimes dramatic-but that's life, right? Please enjoy, laugh at my jokes, and feel free to leave tips for this newbie writer. 💛

! Not my photo ! Jax Andrews aka Loveless was sold by his parents to a criminal organization called: Viper Tongue. Jax was raised to take what you want when you want it, be the best and take out any competition, and to follow your superiors or suffer humiliation. Jax was content with his life till he met a boy who might change his world view for the better .....or for the worst?

Aaluu aluu- So this is a story about a guy who was just trying to survive freelance gigs, caffeine withdrawals, and crippling self-doubt-until he accidentally got dragged into a fake date that turned into a real storm. It's about a girl who says too little and means too much. It's about walking into rich people's homes with a bouquet you can't afford, messing up art competitions, being called "bhabhi" way too early, and falling in love with someone who refuses to call it that. It's not the clean kind of romance. It's messy, inconvenient, confusing. But it's real. And as for me? I'm just a broke, caffeine-driven smoker throwing a part of my brain onto your screen. Hope it makes you laugh. Hope it makes you feel. Hope it stays with you a little longer than it should. No one cares about that tbh anyways enjoy.

[@ShutUpAndWrite] - Survival of the Fittest 2025 (challenge) Kalliope is back 😎 Note: All the pictures I've used in this story are not mine; they belong to their respective owners. The cover is made by me.

All I wanted was to grab stuff from the top shelves. What I got instead? A 5'10 phone-addicted menace who thinks he's charming. We bumped into eachother at the grocery store and now ughh!! he's everywhere!! I'm sarcastic, he's smug. He teases, I tease backkkk!! He's helpful...still annoying and maybe he's cute..just a maybe you know. Ughh! I never asked for shelf help. But maybe I need it. A tall boy. A short girl. Some top shelves and several unresolved emotions.