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I read a cliché MM romance novel. I roasted it. I fell asleep. Now I'm inside it. Unfortunately, I'm not the male lead. I'm not the love interest either. I'm a background character with three lines, zero relevance, and a tragic fate if I sneeze near the plot. My plan? ✔ Stay irrelevant ✔ Avoid romance tropes ✔ Complete the system's tasks ✔ Go home The problem? The system is a sassy, unhelpful diva who keeps assigning suspiciously romantic tasks, the male lead will not stop staring at me, and the universe keeps throwing "accidental" skinship, one-bed situations, and emotional bonding moments directly at my face. I refuse to fall in love. I refuse to become important. I refuse to be the love interest. ...So why is the exit option suddenly asking if I'm sure I want to leave? A self-aware, trope-mocking MM romance where the main character does everything in his power not to be loved- and fails anyway. ©COPYRIGHT NOTICE © 2026 Aria Rae. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be copied, shared, or translated without the author's written permission. This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, events, or situations is purely coincidental.

Dahlia Ashford never expected her junior year to turn her world upside down. What began as a typical friendship with her best friend's older brother, Owen, soon starts to feel like something more- something confusing and impossible. Owen has always teased her, but lately, there's a spark in his eyes that makes Dahlia question everything she thought she knew about their relationship. As their bond deepens, Dahlia finds herself grappling with emotions she never expected and situations that might destroy everything she's ever had with him. With her heart caught between friendship and something more, Dahlia must navigate the messy, complicated world of love, loyalty, and self-discovery. But falling in love with Owen might just be the one thing that blows her life to pieces.

story inspired to Holly Jackson's AGGGTM trilogy.

From the largest elephant to the smallest shrew, the city of Zootopia is a mammal metropolis where various animals live and thrive. When Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes the first rabbit to join the police force, she quickly learns how tough it is to enforce the law. Determined to prove herself, Judy jumps at the opportunity to solve a mysterious case. Unfortunately, that means working with Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a wily fox who makes her job even harder and Alexander Smith(David Faustino), A Elagant Leopard who Just Loves Adventures, He is a Detective at the ZPD

A story about a girl who was seemingly cheerful but at the same time questioning her existence and searching for thrill.After loosing the two most important people in her life she was broken but in a faraway land and adventure waits for her when she finds that she is a prodigy. She meets new people who shape her , experiences more than she could ever imagine . She also meets someone she never thought would be fond of. Follow our protagonist on her journey in The Land of Herlius. P.S. This story may contain sensitive topics like Self degradation, self hate, depression, Trauma, Gore etc.

Seventeen-year-old Lia navigates high school with a sharp tongue and an even sharper mind-memorizing footsteps, decoding voices, and refusing to let her blindness define her. But when a heated rivalry with Brittany, the school's charismatic but guarded queen bee, twists into something deeper, Lia's world tilts on its axis. As their unexpected connection grows, so does the backlash-from Noah, Lia's childhood friend turned jealous bystander, and a school that loves labels more than truth. Between whispered rumors, brutal honesty, and fragile trust, Lia must ask: Can you truly love someone if you've never seen them? And does it matter, when their touch speaks louder than words? A fierce, radiant YA novel about rewriting the rules-of love, identity, and what it means to see someone for the first time.

Yaara never planned to fall in love. She only wanted to survive her first year in hostel with her bold energy, sarcastic comebacks, and reckless Friday night adventures. But one prank call gone wrong brings Rowan - the boy she thought she hated - crashing into her life.

[@ShutUpAndWrite] - Survival of the Fittest 2025 (challenge) Kalliope is back 😎 Note: All the pictures I've used in this story are not mine; they belong to their respective owners. The cover is made by me.

A bold, deadpan, sarcastic british heiress gets bitten by her own unending curiosity, and gets sent to a boarding school all the way in small town Brookridge- Evermere Prep for the gifted. Except she doesn't know how she's suddenly gifted and why she's being haunted by unwanted friends, alliances, a long lost aunt and a 70's ghost who won't leave her alone.

Sutton Vale is a broke college student with zero detective skills. until a staged mystery for a YouTube video accidentally makes her internet famous as a private investigator. Now, real clients are showing up, expecting her to solve their problems. With the help of her best friend, a grumpy law student, and a conspiracy-obsessed hacker, Sutton must fake her way through missing cats, blackmail schemes, and actual crimes. But when a real mystery turns deadly, she'll have to decide if she's in over her head... or if she just might be good at this detective thing after all. Main Characters Sutton Vale (20): A broke, sarcastic, and slightly chaotic college student who accidentally becomes a detective. She's smart but relies mostly on bluffing and luck. Ivy Calloway (21): Sutton's best friend and a media studies major. Runs a YouTube channel and is the mastermind behind the original fake mystery. Lennox "Knox" Mercer (22): A grumpy but brilliant law student who unwillingly becomes Sutton's legal consultant. Archer Flynn (24): A real private investigator who is amused by Sutton's antics and occasionally helps her out. Mila Vesper (19): A hacker and conspiracy theorist who insists on helping Sutton solve cases. Professor Orion Wolfe (50s): A mysterious criminology professor who seems to know more than he lets on. Detective Easton Rhys (30s): A local cop who keeps running into Sutton and is suspicious of her "detective" skills. Cassian "Cass" Reyes (22): Sutton's ex-boyfriend, now a journalist, who keeps trying to get the inside scoop on her cases. ***New update on every Friday*** Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any references to real-life brands, celebrities, or media are purely for creative purposes and do not imply any affiliation, endorsement, or factual accuracy. All characters and events are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

! Not my photo ! Jax Andrews aka Loveless was sold by his parents to a criminal organization called: Viper Tongue. Jax was raised to take what you want when you want it, be the best and take out any competition, and to follow your superiors or suffer humiliation. Jax was content with his life till he met a boy who might change his world view for the better .....or for the worst?

In a kingdom where love is a luxury and duty reigns supreme, a grand masquerade ball is set to change the course of history. The palace doors open not just to nobles but to every woman in the village-a chance for the future king to find his bride. Among the masked faces is a merchant's daughter, a girl who once lived in comfort but is now trapped in a life of servitude under the watchful eyes of her cruel stepmother. She's learned to silence her sharp tongue, to play the role of the obedient worker-but beneath the surface lies a mind as quick as it is defiant. Then there is Prince Izana, the reluctant heir burdened by expectations. Polite, composed, the perfect royal son-yet behind closed doors, his wit is sharp, his heart restless. He does not want a crown forged in duty, nor a bride chosen for power. He wants something real. When fate weaves their paths together on a night of masked identities and hidden truths, neither expects the spark that ignites between them. But in a world where secrets can be deadly and love is the most dangerous game of all, one night is never just one night. And when the clock strikes midnight, nothing will ever be the same.

A bored sex maniac suddenly finds himself in the body of a character in a novel. Fear not tho he's beautiful and rich. Different species, magic, family, money, and hot men what else could ask for. Wait he's still a baby!!!!

Quinn Collins and Ivy Lee in short words,have been kidnapped. One girl is waiting for her Prince Charming to save her The other girl however is attempting to find a way out ,by any means possible. These girls are complete opposites from each other. Even though they are best friends. Though there are some things they see eye to eye and those are the things that matter. Anyways they try to escape these amateurs and their stupid questions until well love at first sight. Not with the real real kidnapper though, that would just be weird. And you'll have to read to find out what happens next but it's a rollercoaster of plot twists and emotions. Some people are even being accused of being crazy. Not to say that it's not true though. Anyways I hope y'all like it =D By the way There is a whole lot of swearing And weird moments But its really funny

Ordain is a troublesome boy, yet forced to pretend to be a quiet little student when ordered to infiltrate Glynwell academy. You need to be at least one of 2 things to enrol in Glynwell: Rich or magically adept. Ordain is neither. All he can do is cheat, bluff, use powers that aren't his and play against the rules, all while keeping the guise of "Dorian Ardale, a quiet, obedient and reserved student." This becomes increasingly difficult when an arrogant pompous prat keeps bothering "Dorian" for being insufficient. Dorian knows he should stick to the job, but this guy just keeps pushing his buttons..

She plays game . He play with danger He's a tattooed, trigger-happy gangster with a kill count. She's a sarcastic, snack-loving gamer who just wanted to win a tournament. Now she's got a bounty on her head... and a criminal with sharp jawlines and sharper weapons protecting her. He says he's dangerous. She says, "Prove it." And baby, he will.

Being the perfect daughter? Golden student? Sweet little doll? Yeah-never me. I'm Maddy, 15, caught in an arranged engagement I didn't ask for, stuck in a school crawling with backstabbers and fake smiles. Everyone thinks I'm perfect. They don't see the bullying, the pressure, or the boys who keep messing with my head. This year? I'm done playing nice. A public prank wrecks my reputation. An old crush returns. Secrets get exposed. And the people I trusted most? They turn on me. It's not a glow-up story. It's a breakdown. In real time. If you're watching... I hope you choke on the tea. ✦ School drama ✦ Arranged marriage ✦ Enemies-to-lovers ✦ Messy boys, darker secrets Will I survive the year-or burn it all down first?

Rhea Mehra never cared about Crestview Public School's social ladder, viral reels, or who brought biryani to lunch. But when she's assigned Locker No. 13-the one that's been locked for years-she unlocks more than just dusty books. She awakens Tanya Malhotra, a ghost with perfect eyeliner, deadly secrets, and a killer grudge. Now Rhea's stuck with a clingy spirit, a creepy school history, and a suspiciously hot new guy who might be seeing things too. Surviving 12th grade was already hard... add a ghost bestie with mood swings and it's pure chaos.